Keep 'em mehn!

Although I don't know much about you, but from what I've gathered, you were loved by all. Adieu!

You should thank God for having a job at all. So many graduates with plenty 'pali' are out there, looking for job, anyone at all. Consider yourself lucky and take the job. Besides, you are still a bachelor.

“The ghost of Adedibu will haunt those who used the name and abandoned us shortly after his death. They are too many to mention but God knows them all,” Bosede Adedibu lamented.

O haunt won less.
SMH. She'd better go & bury her head in shame. Amala & gbegiri ko-mscheeeew!

Jeez!

That's too fast mehn.
The guy seems weird.
If I were you, I'd be scared.

its you and me now, its us against the world

Hmmm men! *SMH* Now you've forgotten about the once 'queen of your heart', who brought 'your boy' into the world. Nice poem though.

Firstly, it's not possible for you to love two men at a time. You are simply having crush on one of them and I'm sure it's on the selfish married man. Secondly, the guy categorically asked you to just 'keep him warm' till his wife comes back, of which I don't know what you stand to gain. If at all you also need someone to 'keep you warm', does it have to be a married man? Lastly, I don't think you are even in love with your main guy; cos if you do, you won't even think of cheating on him(although I myself don't believe in all these long-distance relationships).

A true friend is someone who tells you the truth, even if it's bitter.

I guess 90 handshakes

Imagine! They even want to raise another gay.

I think she's been over-pampered by your mum before you took her in. My own opinion is, try enrolling her in the boarding house of her school. It works sometimes. I just hope it works in your niece's case too.

Guys

I think the Lagos State government has made a provision for a rehabilitation center for this purpose and even made a law about the issue that anyone caught giving alms to beggars by the road side shall be jailed for two years, although the law is yet to be apparent.

Rich.

The guy loves the lady, so he doesn't want to be selfish. He should tell the lady before the proposal & leave the decision to her. It might get ugly if the lady discovers after exchanging vows.

Honestly, this should be in joke section. Still laughing.

graychuks:

Though she is beautiful and matured,8 years older than 1,I dnt get to have a breathing space,even at night she is always there demanding for things i could hardly give.I barely sleep,nite calls all through the night am tired and bored u guys advice me on what to do,

What do u mean by this?
Is it that u want out & u don't know how to go about it or u want to feel less choked? Cos I'm sure no one forced u into dating her.

I don't understand the joke. Anybody?

How is it a sin? I'm not really into football, but I still watch it once in a while and even admire girls that are into it.

See beef!

muscular abs, hairiness, tallness, dark-skinned, not-fat-not-lanky and good looking.

It's extremely impolite & unfair. Even if you don't like the thing, appreciate & keep it.

Hmmm. Watch out for part three! To come out in a month's time. Lol. 

Na wa for this Ofuks o. Una story no get conclusion?

Lwkmd o! All these glorified secondary schools sha.

It's not acceptable, simple!

Eeyah, sorry o. I really feel for you. I'm not a lawyer, but I think you've got a pretty strong case against 'em.