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DONMAYOR19: oh u correctly teaching, but the pay no make sense. Ok I understand u now. But u can make the pay to make sense by apply to a better school that pay much, I know some schools that pay up to 200k+ u will get connected + u may have private student to tutor that can fetch u up to 100k monthly, all u need to do is to apply to those schools and pray for them to call u to prove urself. For Bsc Edu, u have edge in any of the secondary school.

Gimme names and locations!!!

DONMAYOR19: oya run go class go teach waitin u study o, that if u can teach the subject u actually study o.....

I'm currently a teacher but d pay no make sense oooooOoooO

I don't have more than B.Sc Ed oOooooOooooooo

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nutty_hnic: 21st century reconnaissance airplanes can take a picture of you in your fathers house and know exactly if you are armed or not from more than 40,000 feet.

If you in any way believe that America flew a drone to spy on Ibadan people...u are simply a mad man.

You are a descendant of the chiefs that sold us out cos of mirrors.

It's more than a hundred years yet Nigerians are still stup1d.

Imagine one of the commenters said America will want to spy on an oil rich nation. Jesus.

They already have what they want. Your leaders gave them you stup1d booncoon.

Well, No hard feelings, you are entitle to your thoughts.

spenca: You should know this was planted on the internet because they know people like you will go after it on the internet and there you found the poo they left off for you there,it's just a contingency plan

And for what reason would they do that? To cause Mass hysteria? Or public incitement?

Kairoseki77: https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01898/drone_1898982c.jpg

This is what a real American drone looks like kids. Notice the difference in size?

No power source can make that [b]little toy in Ibadan fly from the US to Nigeria.[/b]

Please stop embarrassing yourself.

And I ask, is it neccessary it flies fro d US or did'nt they (US) has base all over d world
For me, I don't believe it's a toy, some1 dat invent d bigger can invent the smaller, it only require building a building of 1 acre or more to give runway and tag it as a private premises and monitor d little drone from dere.

Last Bullet: Only a fool will believe that the US government does'nt have spies in an oil-riched nation like nigeria.

And....
IF YOU DON'T WATCH PORNN LIKE THIS

Let's take a poll;
IF YOU WATCH PORNN LIKE THIS or

Then, BRA and BREASTS will now become hackable.

The truth is that; Ondo state governor is a proud supporter of PDP and the VC of AAUA is a brother to the governor of Ondo state. Therefore, doing the arithmetic yourself you see that this strike has already been politicize, if not, why is it that it is ondo state that is the first to implement?
To those of you jubilating, it won't solve the issue on ground, it would rather worsen it.
I foresee the strike beyond 2014 because the fed govt. Is not ready to budget up to 500 billion for education in 2014 because if truely they are committed to ending the strike and spending big on the rottening education sector, they could have just used the just released 700millionUSD(Abacha's Loot) by the swiss govt. to service part of the 2009 agreement.
Truely the lecturers may be lazy but trust me the FG are much more nasty.
#TeamNoPity4FG#

Space Booked!!! Military Zone!!! Keep off

Preview: West Ham United vs.
Chelsea
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Chelsea travel to Upton Park on
Saturday evening eager to earn their
first Premier League victory in three
matches.
The Blues have picked up just a point
from fixtures against Newcastle United
and West Bromwich Albion, and Jose
Mourinho will be keen to build some
momentum domestically going into the
winter months.
The Portuguese coach could recall John
Obi Mikel and Andre Schurrle as he
looks to tighten things up on the road.
West Ham boss Sam Allardyce has seen
the Hammers drop to 16th position in
the Premier League table after their
defeat to Norwich City two weeks ago.
That could encourage the former Bolton
Wanderers chief to give Carlton Cole a
first Premier League start after he
rejoined the club on a free transfer.

Recent form
West Ham United: WLDWDL
Chelsea: WWWLWD
Possible starting lineups
West Ham United: Jaaskelainen;
Demel, Rat, Collins, Tomkins; Downing,
Noble, Diame, Nolan, Morrison; C.Cole
Chelsea: Cech; Ivanovic, Azpilicueta,
Cahill, Terry; Mikel, Schurrle, Lampard,
Oscar, Hazard; Eto'o
Chelseafcn says: 1-2

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Chelsea can book their place in the last
16 of the Champions League on Tuesday
with a draw against Basel in
Switzerland.
Jose Mourinho's side are currently three
points clear at the top of Group E thanks
to three victories from their opening
four fixtures.
However, third-placed Basel still have a
good chance of progressing as they sit
one point behind second-placed Schalke
04.
The Swiss outfit caused a major upset at
the start of the group campaign with a
surprise 2-1 victory over the Blues at
Stamford Bridge.
Fernando Torres is expected to miss out
for the visitors as he is still recovering
from a leg injury, while Behrang Safari
and Marcelo Diaz are unavailable for
the hosts.

Recent form
Basel: DDDDWW
Chelsea: WWLWDW

Possible starting lineups
Basel: Vailati; Voser, Schar, Xhaka,
Ajeti; Stocker, Die, Frei, El Nenny;
Streller, Sio
Chelsea: Cech; Ivanovic, Terry, Cahill,
Cole; Mikel, Ramires, Lampard; Hazard,
Oscar; Eto'o
Chelseafcn predicts: 1-3

Chelsea fans,Let's meet here and rock the site, it's for we CFC Fans in 9ja. Anoda to #KTBFFH in our hood.

Promhize: Are u kidding me, which site do u check ur own stats? Because mata entered now does it mean he played, pls use another site, there should a column for number of matches started and number of matches substituted.

Pls Oscar has played more matches than mata this season, I don't think mata has played any consecutive starts this season

Today's match is a loss to me, I'm not a fanatic, that referee was silly

Meanwhile, CR7 bags another hat-trick

Yeah d penalty is truely undeserved!!!

yinkeys: Most agberos/area boys r Chelsea fans. Rubbish

Firstly what are u doing here and Lastly it takes an agbero to identify an agbero
Go get a life boy.

Do you know that?
Today is Jose Mourinho's 100th home
game for @chelseafc ! #CFC
— Chelsea FC (@chelseafc) November
9, 2013



Full Time Report

1 min GAME ON! Here we go then.
Chelsea, attacking from right to left, get
us underway at Stamford Bridge.

4 min Very little to report during the
opening exchanges, although it's been
Chelsea, as you'd expect, that have
dominated the possession. The
reinstated Hazard has been lively - it
seems that he has a point to prove!

9 min Still very little happening here.
Chelsea are stroking the ball around the
pitch nicely enough, but we haven't seen
much of Eto'o. Meanwhile, up the other
end Amalfitano has just shot well wide
from distance. This game needs a spark
from someone.

14 min Claudio Yacob needs to be
careful, because he's just been pulled up
for a second time after committing a
foul on Chelsea midfielder Oscar. It
appeared that Andre Marriner warned
him that one more poorly timed
challenge would result in a booking.

16 min BOOKING! It's not Yacob, but
Frank Lampard that sees yellow. It ends
a poor period for the veteran Chelsea
midfielder, who saw his free kick crash
into the West Brom wall. Then, he lacks
the pace to catch Long on the counter-
attack and so he opts to bring down the
West Brom striker. He doesn't argue, it
was a clear caution.

21 min Very poor from Brunt, who just
found himself with time and space on
the West Brom left flank. He had two
players in the box to pick out, but his
cross is far too close to Petr Cech and
the Chelsea keeper collects with ease.
Brunt is usually dangerous from that
sort of area.

26 min It's just not happening for
Chelsea at the moment. They are
getting to a certain point (around 25
yards from goal), but then there is a real
lack of imagination. Now, if only they
had a Spanish World Cup winner who
had a real creative edge to his game on
the bench...

29 min BOOKING! Well, that's been
coming. Yacob again commits a foul, this
time on Hazard. He can have no
complaints because he was warned
earlier on.

30 min SAVE! From the resultant free
kick, Oscar steps up and curls the ball
goalwards. It is heading for the top
corner, but there isn't enough pace on
the Chelsea midfielder's effort and Boaz
Myhill scampers across his line to tip
the ball away from danger.

33 min More good goalkeeping from
Myhill as he hurries off his line to punch
clear Lampard's inswinging cross. His
clearance falls to Hazard, but the
Belgian cannot adjust his feet quickly
enough and Jonas Olsson mops up the
danger for West Brom. Better from
Chelsea, though, because they are
showing a bit more intent.

37 min CHANCE! Oscar has just
summed up this half from a Chelsea
point of view. The home side steal
possession deep inside West Brom
territory and break forward with intent.
The ball is worked to Oscar, who takes
one touch to open an opportunity for
himself 18 yards from goal. His shot,
though, ends up in the second tier
behind the goal.

41 min Long has barely touched the ball
for West Brom. He just looked to get
beyond the Chelsea rearguard as the
visitors counter-attacked, but Youseff
Mulumbu's cross-field pass was poor
and Gary Cahill easily cleared the
danger as Long lurked.

45 min GOAL! CHELSEA 1-0 WEST
BROM (ETO'O)
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45 min Liam Ridgewell will not want to
see this goal back. Hazard does well
initially as he cuts in from the left and
drills a shot towards goal. Myhill reacts
by getting down and pushing clear the
effort. The ball drops to Ridgewell, who
delays his clearance and Eto'o nips in to
poke the ball into an unguarded net. The
West Brom defender had a good second
or two to clear the danger! Great time
for Chelsea to score.

45+2 min BOOKINGS! A yellow card
apiece in quick succession as Eto'o is
booked for his over-exuberant
celebration, while West Brom frontman
Long is cautioned for clattering into the
back of John Terry, who goes down as if
he's been shot.

45+3 min HALF-TIME: CHELSEA 1-0
WEST BROM

46 min SECOND HALF UNDERWAY!
West Brom gets us restarted at the
Bridge. Let's hope that it's a more lively
45 minutes.

50 min A collector's item as Hazard's
first touch evades him. He's released by
a great pass over the top of the West
Brom defence from Oscar, but the
usually assured Chelsea playmaker
cannot get the ball under control and
Myhill is able to collect. Had his touch
been a better, a goal looked inevitable.

55 min Unfortunately, very little has
changed from the first half. Chelsea
have controlled the possession, but
there is a slow tempo about their play
and moves are breaking down far too
frequently.

57 min OFF THE POST! Oh so close
for West Brom, who finally have a
decent effort at goal. Amalfitano sends
over a cross from the right for Long,
who leaps highest in a crowded penalty
area. He sends his header downwards,
but it cannons against the upright
before being cleared to safety.
Encouragement for Albion nonetheless.

61 min GOAL! CHELSEA 1-1 WEST
BROM (LONG)

61 min Long showed his credentials in
the air moments ago, but Chelsea failed
to take that lesson on board and have
been punished. First centre-back Gareth
McAuley powers a header at goal, but
Cech gets behind the ball to deny the
defender. It flies straight up in the air,
though, and Long leaps highest to nod
the ball into an empty net. West Brom
have been more positive after the
restart and they've been rewarded.
Game on.

65 min SUBSTITUTION: First change
for Chelsea and it's Lampard that comes
off. I have to say that the veteran seems
to lack the mobility to play in a holding
role. Anyway, he has been replaced by
Demba Ba, who will join Eto'o in attack,
while Oscar drops a little deeper into
the midfield.

67 min It must be said that Chelsea
have reacted positively to being pegged
back. Ba's presence has given the West
Brom defenders something extra to deal
with. They've forced a couple of corners,
but so far the Baggies have defended
well. They just need to keep Ridgewell
out of the action!

68 min GOAL! CHELSEA 1-2 WEST
BROM (SESSEGNON)

68 min West Brom won at Old Trafford
earlier in the campaign and now they
lead at Stamford Bridge. It's Ridgwell of
all people that sets up Sessegnon on the
edge of the area. The playmaker then
drops his shoulder to create some space,
before poking the ball towards goal.
Cech should save it, but it squirms
under his hand and into the net. The
away fans are jubilant - over to you
Chelsea!

74 min SUBSTITUTIONS: It's time for
Mata as he replaces Oscar. It's actually
a double change from Mourinho, who
also throws on John Obi Mikel in place
of full-back Azpilicueta. That's all of
Chelsea's substitutions done.

77 min Worrying moment for Chelsea,
who have used up all their substitutions.
Hazard falls to the ground and was
clutching his knee. He's up after some
treatment from the physio, but he's
moving rather gingerly right now.

78 min SAVE! How are Chelsea not
level? Some sustained pressure sees the
Blues camped inside the West Brom box.
Branislav Ivanovic has a powerful shot
parried clear by Myhill, before
Ramires's shot is deflected into the side
netting. From the resultant corner,
Terry has a volley blocked and West
Brom can breathe again.

82 min SUBSTITUTIONS: It's West
Brom's turn to make some switches as
Shane Long, who has ran for the cause
all afternoon, is replaced by Victor
Anichebe. Sessegnon also comes off,
with James Morrison taking his place.
Moments later, Willian heads over for
Chelsea when he really should have
done better. Time is running out for the
home team.

84 min BOOKING! West Brom's
Amalfitano gets his name taken for a
late challenge on Ramires. The resultant
free kick is hoisted into the area by
Mata, but once again the West Brom
defence clears the danger.

88 min CHANCE! Ba could have been a
Chelsea hero, but he somehow fails to
make a connection with Cahill's low
cross. Any sort of touch would surely
have drawn the home side level, but he
completely missed the ball as he slid in
and West Brom survive again.

89 min SUBSTITUTION: An
unsurprising defensive switch from
Clarke as he brings off winger
Amalfitano and sends on full-back Goran
Popov. It means that the Baggies have
gone to five at the back, with Ridgewell
becoming a centre-back alongside
McAuley and Olsson.

90 min Chelsea have four minutes of
stoppage time to salvage something
from this game.

90+2 min CHANCE! What an
opportunity for West Brom to secure the
points as Brunt breaks clear. He has
Anichebe to his left and Morrison to his
right, but he goes for goal from 12 yards
out. He can only fire well over the
target, though. Will that error be
punished?

90+4 min PENALTY TO CHELSEA!

90+5 min GOAL! CHELSEA 2-2
WEST BROM (HAZARD)
90+5 min An absolute shocker from
referee Marriner, who gives a foul
against Stephen Reid, despite the fact
that Ramires was already on his way
down. It was never a penalty, but the
referee gives it and Hazard steps up to
score from 12 yards. Chelsea may have
got lucky, but they've got a share of the
spoils.
Post match Analysis Later

Via www.chelseafcn.tk

Preview: Chelsea vs. West
Bromwich Albion Today @ 4P.M[br/]https://img.bleacherreport.net/img/images/photos/002/462/722/hi-res-177197044_crop_north.jpg?w=450&h=300&q=75

Chelsea will be looking to keep up the
pressure on Premier League leaders
Arsenal when they face West Bromwich
Albion on Saturday afternoon.
The Blues, who currently sit second in
the table on goal difference, are five
points adrift of their London rivals.
Jose Mourinho's side bounced back from
their 2-0 defeat at Newcastle United by
beating Schalke 04 in the Champions
League on Wednesday.
West Brom have moved up to 13th place
after losing just one of their last six
matches. The Baggies secured their
third win in that run by seeing off
Crystal Palace last weekend.
Chelsea striker Fernando Torres is
expected to miss out after suffering a
leg injury, while Eden Hazard will
return to the side after missing the
match against Schalke.
For West Brom, Boaz Myhill will start in
goal, despite struggling with a calf
injury. Strikers Victor Anichebe and
Nicolas Anelka could also feature after
recovering from injuries.

Recent form
Chelsea: WDWWWL
West Brom: WWDDLW
Possible starting lineups
Chelsea: Cech; Ivanovic, Luiz, Terry,
Cole; Ramires, Lampard; Mata, Oscar,
Hazard; Eto'o
West Brom: Myhill; Jones, Ridgewell,
McAuley, Olsson; Morrison, Mulumbu,
Brunt, Sessegnon, Amalfitano; Long

Chelseafcn Predicts: 2-0

Source

Chelsea Fans Visit Here and Let's rock the Site, It's for we CFC Fans in 9ja.
That's What We do We #KTBFFH

emma_best2000: And so

And so we won!!!

Djtm: yes!

Kk, tanx will review dat

Mourinho be like................

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FFUCK HATERS

www.chelseafcn.tk

Yes we ar d blues and dat's what we do.
We always KTBFFH(The Pride of London)



Result: Chelsea ease past Schalke 04

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Samuel Eto'o scored twice and Demba
Ba added a third as Chelsea eased past
Schalke 04 3-0 in the Champions League
at Stamford Bridge.
Eto'o scored either side of half time
before Ba struck late on to give Jose
Mourinho's side the points and take
them above the Germans at the top of
Group E.
Eto scored his first in bizarre fashion on
the half hour mark when he closed down
goalkeeper Timo Hildebrand who
delayed his clearance before eventually
striking it at the Cameroon striker,
before it nestled into the unguarded net.
In a first half of few chances, Julian
Draxler had the visitors' best effort
when he curled an effort just wide of the
post from the edge of the box early on
before Adam Szalai had another decent
attempt a minute later.
Eto'o had another chance towards the
end of the half, when he latched on to a
half-clearance to fire goalwards, but
Hildebrand got his body behind the
effort.
Draxler had a good chance seven
minutes after the restart when he cut
inside on his left foot on the edge of the
box before his shot was tipped away by
Petr Cech.
Eto'o had his second in more orthodox
fashion a minute later when Willian
released him inside the area before he
took a deft touch and swept it beyond
Hildebrand.
Ba had a decent attempt as the game
entered the final 10 minutes, but his
side-footed effort was too weak and
Hildebrand got down to hold.
However, moments later, the striker
scored he turned onto Frank Lampard's
chip over the top and caught a left-foot
volley which flew past the stopper.

Source

Fellow fans join me celebrate @ www.chelseafcn.tk

31 min GOAL! Chelsea 1-0 Schalke 04
(Eto'o)
And dat's it 8ters hug transformer

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Timo Hildebrand has had an
absolute mare here. The goalkeeper was
taking his time to clear the ball, and
under pressure from Eto'o, the stopper
kicked the ball straight at the striker
and it rebounded into the net.

www.chelseafcn.tk

CHELSEA XI: Cech;
Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Azpilicueta;
Ramires, Mikel, Schurrle, Oscar,
Willian; Eto'o

CHELSEA SUBSTITUTES:
Schwarzer, Cole, David Luiz,
Lampard, De Bruyne, Mata, Ba

SCHALKE 04 XI: Hildebrand;
Uchida, Howedes, Matip, Aogo;
Neustadter, Jones, Draxler,
Boateng, Fuchs; Szalai

SCHALKE 04 SUBSTITUTES:
Fahrmann, Hoogland, Santana,
Kolasinac, Meyer, Clemens, Ayhan

Djtm: Sir what's up with the colors?

As in? Is it too much? Or any better idea?