ALCOHOLKILLS:


look at who's bragging, looking at that your one room face me i slap you, i can see window AC of 1970 which i am sure you inherited it from ex-occupant of the house. You're too broke for my level

Shame on you boy

I'm going to advise you with one sentence.

"Don't let it worry you".

Goof

abuuthmaan:


Dan uwa, ka shigo da ni cikin wanna harka mana, akwai kudi a kasa ama ban samu genuine connection ba, ga aure na in few months to come ama ba aiki, ka taimaka ka haɗa Ni da shi ma.

A wani state kake?

Messilissa to score the winning goal

Bari22:


Abdulazeez slot na civil defense fa? idan akwai Ina bukata

Gaskiya ban san kowa a civil defense fah

Fdot:

Hey Bro, i am interested if there's an extra slot.

I have to confirm

Reque:


Drop you number let me call you

I'll call the person maybe tomorrow to hear how it's will go. If I hear from him, I'll join you and him, he lives in abj. You'll meet him

Lies

Lies

Lies

Nnpc 1m

Simplyleo:

Exactly jor my brother.

Na you be there medicine o

Those people from that side who are always "the most qualified" for any job will soon come up with his credentials showing how unqualified he is. Lastly, they will tell you it is quota system, if not they are the most qualified.

Cc simplyleo

Simplyleo:
Those people from that side who are always "the most qualified" for any job will soon come up with her credentials showing how unqualified she is. Lastly, they will tell you it is quota system, if not they are the most qualified.

If not the above, it will be her hijab-less outfit they will focus on, because she is the daughter of an elite (a kind of turning to religion).

Some will even explain in details how the married girl is now the mistress of the speaker, thinking all girls behave like their sisters.

Fact. You really understand this yeebos

Arda1000:
for Ur gworo Brain na

No go let hate choke you o

Nice one

SocialJustice:
You want to go for job interview you did not apply for. How stupid and desperate can people get?

I tell you

If there is no mosque,then why did you go there?

Enosa1:
It was later sent from Asaba to my choice post-office in Warri. Just exercise patience they will send you a text when it arrive.

Ok. Thank you

A thread for Igbos to masturbate

Nigeria2040:

Zombie buhari has not bought a single vehicle for police since coming to power

Inspector general of police, is this you?

Simplyleo:

They are in terrible pain.

Ah tell you

Stingman:


So was Buhari in cordial relationship with Abacha and it wasn't a source of pain to you zombee?
..Guess what Buhari doesn't ise any hosptila in Nigeria.
...but why will this bother a smallfry APC thug whose only source of living is singing praises of corrupt politicians.

Ipob when will you guys stop wailing?

KidsNEXTdoor:
Yet Buhari is fighting corruption


Shame on all zombies

Shame on Nigeria

Ipob yuut, festus is in cordial relationship with the senior minister of ND

Cc simplyleo

Enosa1:
Don't know where to post this.
I ordered for a replacement screen for my LG phone from Aliexpress since on the 8. The payment and all was successful and was even given a track number which I have been using to track it.

It arrived Nigeria (Lag) on the 20th and was delivered to Asaba post office but the address of destination I gave was my house address in warri.

Now the tracking status is showing: delivery failed contact local post office. I'm in warri, how do I contact Asaba post office which happened to be the last place it was received.

Please help

Please were you able to get the item at asaba. I have similar problem

DAMN, may I never be these foolish in my life

nairalandposter:
Seriously, why do so many of the posters here seem anti social , depraved, demented and unbalanced?


Not a good image of Nigerians at all.

Is this how you are representing Nigerians on qoura Smh

iHart:
I downloaded the app, its cool but its not working like that of Nairaland web page

For instance, if I click on the business section, what comes up on the app is different from what comes up on the web page.

I guess this app eats a lot of data as compared to the webpage.

One thing I can't do on the app for now is to put in my login details.

One other thing is that when you click on a thread, you don't have that sections anymore. To see the sections, you will have to go back.

The ads are something else, I hate seeing those unnecessary ads that just pop up from no where. The ads will also be chopping data.


Since I can't chat up with friends on Nairaland, I think its not necessary to have the app.

That's the problem with all this Apps.

Op, I'll just give you a little advise when developing an application.

1- I always follow this simple mantra, "If you are doing something, do it with 100% efficiency and accuracy, else don't just do it." This is something users expect out of every available mobile application programming . When I say efficiency, I mean data efficiency too. Smartphone apps which excessively use 3G or 4G data are most likely to be downloaded and forgotten, if you don't want your phone app to fall in that category, make sure that your app uses data efficiently and does not consume more data.

2- Serve something different
Have you ever thought why that recently opened restaurant in the town has created a buzz? Why people tend to visit new places and new restaurants because they are always looking for something different and fresh. Human beings have a tendency to get bored of one thing very easily.

Same is the case with mobile applications since there is a web page available, mobile users want to be served with something new. Hence, you should create something interesting that keep the users engaged with your mobile app.




But op,why do you like sharing people comment. Sha it's good it's still part of marketing

Sai baba

delishpot:


Codedly supporting marriage to 8 Yr old girls. I smell the underground excuse you are giving.

You prefer 8 yr old girls doing prostitution

Sirmuel1:
Underrated defensive Midfielder.

You deserve more, Mr Kante

Kante is not underrated. Kante is one of the best Dm