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Forum GamesRe: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by abelix(m): 5:13pm On Aug 28, 2007
because youre stuck
how many women does it take to fix a light bulb?
CultureNigerians Don't Commit Suicide? by abelix(op): 5:02pm On Aug 28, 2007
i read somewhere that nigerians hardly commit suicide as our fellows in the far east and asia ,is it our culture or sometthing to do with nigerian spirit .help me out
Music/RadioRe: Is 2face Idibia's New Video A Slap On Naija's Face? by abelix(m): 4:53pm On Aug 28, 2007
na wah ,tuface is just doing business and that is all to it forget that the guy is from benue and he aint hiding the fact that he is from dia .just leave him alone .anyway sha just heard OWEN WILSON tried to commit suicide ,can that happen in naija
Music/RadioRe: Is 2face Idibia's New Video A Slap On Naija's Face? by abelix(m): 4:08pm On Aug 24, 2007
oscar my man get a life the boy is just making money he needs the ghanian fan base too .he is naija no matter what
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Be Re-united with Old Friends! by abelix(m): 3:28pm On Aug 24, 2007
hi ALL,
do you y chance know AYOPO APESIN ,PATRICK OKE (CHOPPER) ,HOPE WADELL all graduated from university of ibadan 1994-95 sessions .i am known as abelix .ta
Nairaland GeneralRe: Ahoy Mi Lord by abelix(m): 3:17pm On Aug 24, 2007
wonders shall never end i called the ju-guy and he told me that he is in LASU, AN AHOY .me thinks the guy is an aspirant or something but a ju i as a ju. what a name malu .
RomanceRe: Tomorrow Is My Wedding Day by abelix(m): 3:07pm On Aug 24, 2007
i live in kaduna ,pls where is da party?and lilvonz
pls marriage is the sweetest thing and it becomes a bondage if you enter it foolishly
Nairaland GeneralRe: Very 1st Time You Fired A Gun by abelix(m): 11:46am On Aug 22, 2007
na wah o
i thing the guy used to be a frat boy, guns are for real a 6 year old boy in my area whose father is in the military ,shot and killed his younger brother 2 weeks ago .pls do not start a nonsensical thread like this
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your Most Embarassing Moments by abelix(m): 11:29am On Aug 22, 2007
the most embarrasing momment of my life was some years back i think 1994 precisely .it was one NASU strike due to boredom iwas dating one very small i think she was in class 3 then .
one fateful day we were at it in her sitting room boobs at hand et all and in walked her mum with her sisters in tow ,i was so ashamed of myself .she used to respect me alot before then as in one of the serious boys on the street .
my mom got a earfull
later
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Encounter With 419ners In Abuja by abelix(m): 11:08am On Aug 22, 2007
just thank your GOD
it happened to one body that i know she is still smarting from the experience
abuja is crawling with those creeps
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Which Nairaland Members Would You Prefer To Date? by abelix(m): 7:23pm On Aug 21, 2007
defintely GAMINE ,i would just like to keep her locked up and not bleeped up she is ma type of girl
Nairaland GeneralRe: Ahoy Mi Lord by abelix(m): 12:14pm On Aug 09, 2007
denex ,how is JANET your girlfriend?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: click Here: by abelix(m): 7:22pm On Aug 08, 2007
na wa o people ,apply caution pls this is not the place to do such thing .boys pls relax
Nairaland GeneralRe: Ahoy Mi Lord by abelix(m): 7:18pm On Aug 08, 2007
you are a girl or female how come you are an AYE WHERE DID YOU BLEND, WHICH TEMPLE
Christianity EtcRe: Breaking News : No More Trousers For Redeemed Ladies, Adeboye Orders by abelix(m): 6:53pm On Aug 08, 2007
okay i either leave it .but truth be told i am not happy about it
Christianity EtcRe: Breaking News : No More Trousers For Redeemed Ladies, Adeboye Orders by abelix(m): 6:49pm On Aug 08, 2007
GODSGIRL i feel you seriously someone quote deuteronomy 22 5
you should ask yourself what was MOSES wearing then was it a trouser or a robe and check out the encyclopedia of fashion and see the history of trouser it was designed for horse riding and not for MEN as perceived errornousely today you guys should not turn christianity to something else . though i do not hold brief for ladies in skimpy dresses but banning females from wearing trousers is not the way to go at all at all .shikena .
i live up north and i know what girls that are all garbed from head to toe do behind there mullahs back
Christianity EtcRe: Breaking News : No More Trousers For Redeemed Ladies, Adeboye Orders by abelix(m): 6:39pm On Aug 08, 2007
honestly ,trousers was not designed for men but for horse riding .the earlier our men of the cloth understand the better .moses never wore a trouser but a robe and that part in the bible that says men should not wear women apparel is just refering to transvetites .this is a shame and i want to believe this is not true
Jokes EtcRe: Queen Size by abelix(m): 6:09pm On Aug 08, 2007
ladies pls ignore kk ,he is like the black sheep of the you know what.
Jokes EtcRe: Hen's Life Is Better That Man's Own. by abelix(m): 5:50pm On Aug 08, 2007
i go die o.ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Jokes EtcRe: Men Na Wa! by abelix(m): 5:45pm On Aug 08, 2007
that story moved me to tears .anyway we men are so callous and blind .i guess you do not missyour well until it is dry .shikena
Jokes EtcRe: Silly Jokes by abelix(m): 11:05am On Aug 07, 2007
stale but nice , ignore them brimbrack
Jokes EtcRe: 2 Jokes: Your Hair Smells Nice by abelix(m): 11:00am On Aug 07, 2007
sucking on a boil yuck at ma man is disgusting
TV/MoviesRe: Cartoons: Not For Kids Alone! by abelix(m): 2:16pm On Aug 06, 2007
i truly an a fan of cartoons ,it is definately not for kid alone ,just check out the dialogues in shrek 1,2,3,
RomanceRe: Boxers And Pants Which One Do U Prefer by abelix(m): 2:08pm On Aug 06, 2007
me i thnk boxers have it anytime t .but t times i got boxers and pant less just for the fun of it .you need to try it the breeze.it helps for self control.
Christianity EtcRe: I'm A Free Thinker: Does That Mean I Won't Go To Heaven? by abelix(m): 2:01pm On Aug 06, 2007
yes you d go to heaven .i believe there is a free thinkers heaven .besta luck
Jokes EtcRe: See Me Now by abelix(m): 1:56pm On Aug 06, 2007
shortman or whatever you are called pls you just insulted me i guess you need to see what ever kks pranks caused this is a serious site if you must know not for kid .comprehend
Jokes EtcRe: The Husband Store. by abelix(m): 1:50pm On Aug 06, 2007
rubie
pls ignore this people methinks your joke is da bomb.keep it up
Jokes EtcRe: Her Side Of The Story by abelix(m): 1:06pm On Aug 06, 2007
men and our one track mind
Jokes EtcRe: New Theories by abelix(m): 1:02pm On Aug 06, 2007
sam my amn how are ,you are still as good as before .pls can i have your autograph plllllllleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeeee.
Jokes EtcRe: See Me Now by abelix(m): 12:50pm On Aug 06, 2007
now i know you .you are the boy currently receiving treatment for multiple personality disorder .you secret is out , now we know you .idiota

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