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Jokes EtcRe: Sipping Vodka (Highest Priest) by abelix(m): 12:42pm On Aug 06, 2007
dm , you my friend need a shrink , you nearly killed me , nice one
Jokes EtcRe: Did He Lie? Pls Send Ur Comments by abelix(m): 12:10pm On Aug 06, 2007
nope he did not LIE at all.
Jokes EtcRe: Read Wise Quotes By Sam Milla by abelix(m): 11:51am On Aug 03, 2007
now ladies and gentlemen ,give it up for big sam . nice one, i am you number one fan any day any time , psssst how i fit dey post somethung like this! a beg let me into the gist .
Jokes EtcRe: Somebody Should Do Womething About This by abelix(m): 11:33am On Aug 03, 2007
nferyn ,now that we are clear ,i believe you d shut up . this is lab humour ,ha ha ha ha
Jokes EtcRe: Chinese Proverbs by abelix(m): 8:31pm On Aug 01, 2007
i am definatel sending this to the chinese embassy now now your are in a deep shit . men you go kill person .nice one
Jokes EtcRe: Jehovah's Witnesses by abelix(m): 8:17pm On Aug 01, 2007
true true it is in dia character,nice one
Jokes EtcRe: Somebody Should Do Womething About This by abelix(m): 7:56pm On Aug 01, 2007
now everybody ,one more reason why drugs aint good for you .
Jokes EtcRe: Tragedy Of Men - Enjoy The Humour by abelix(m): 7:50pm On Aug 01, 2007
come to think of it we men are like rats we always end up been eating by a pussy ,omo nice one
Jokes EtcRe: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers by abelix(m): 7:35pm On Aug 01, 2007
omo you are da bomb .my doctor must have your number in case of emergency.my ribs aches
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh It Over by abelix(m): 7:29pm On Aug 01, 2007
i just absolutely love your lines gracias .i am in stiches
Jokes EtcRe: The Hausa Man by abelix(m): 7:11pm On Aug 01, 2007
sam my man i was actually expecting a nice one not this dry joke this is not your character .pls do not relent ,
no pun intended
PoliticsRe: A Sweet Wind Of Change Is Blowing In Nigeria! by abelix(m): 6:55pm On Jul 25, 2007
just you wait and see what this yar adua would do you d be amazed at the things he has up his sleeve
i do not hold his brief but his records is amazing
Jokes EtcRe: Cats And Humans By Sam Milla by abelix(m): 5:50pm On Jun 23, 2007
nna you get time o o,
Nairaland GeneralRe: Are You A Dog Breeder? by abelix(m): 6:25pm On Jun 18, 2007
obong
i would send a mail to your box .
check your mail
Nairaland GeneralRe: Are You A Dog Breeder? by abelix(m): 6:57pm On Jun 14, 2007
obong,my name is abelix and i am i dog breeder living in kaduna .
i really understand what your intentions are and i am very interested in this kind of venture pls hola me on my cell 08069074334 or 08023505036 lets talk
ta
Jokes EtcRe: Obj Goes To School! by abelix(m): 11:51am On Jun 09, 2007
agbaya, ni OBJ it is all charade
FoodRe: How Do You Prepare Ikokore Or Ifokore? by abelix(m): 9:17pm On Jun 07, 2007
to prepare ikokore
ingredients as above
into boiling water addchopped meat of filleted fish preferably dry fish boil with seasonings
then add your grated yam batch wise to the boiling stock et al then add palm oil just before you remove from stove pls stir when adding palm oil salt the grated yam not the stock.
FashionRe: What Are You Wearing Now? by abelix(m): 4:27pm On Jun 03, 2007
i am in a cyber cafe now wearing a black shirt by musa idoma ,trouser from kashua bechen our yabaa in kaduna ,my shoe na slippers from ma papa my pata ma second hand from d same place and my phone na ma wristwatch singlet from 555 cchina .i am a true okrika man
BusinessRe: Starting A Waste Management And Recycling Plant by abelix(m): 9:15am On May 29, 2007
yes dia is one in aba abia state, i could get the addy for you if your are really interested
call me on 08069074334
BusinessRe: Starting A Waste Management And Recycling Plant by abelix(m): 11:52am On May 28, 2007
suddenly everybody is interested in waste management projects pls only serious people should post message here i need the how not people who suddenly have a brain wave of money to be made from waste , pls i am serious about this .
thanks
BusinessRe: Starting A Waste Management And Recycling Plant by abelix(m): 7:46pm On May 24, 2007
okay
since this is your idea i e pooling rsources together let me work out a frame for whoever is interested and we can start from there ,
kaduna is like a pig sty and we are seriously looking into something that the government would like soo if you want hall abelix ajaolode@yahoo.com
it is impotant that is why you are seeing it
ta
PetsRe: Pitbull Or Rottweiler: Which Is More Dangerous? by abelix(m): 11:17am On May 22, 2007
thanks baby cakes ,wat u guys don not know is that dogs are the product of hoever is keeping them i, i cringe when people boast about dia dogs escapades and gloat over how many people dia dogs have bitten it is rubbish a good dog must be obedient and well socailized not a brut from brugge it is an abberation for you dogs to attack a milk man un provocked ,
and minaoo pls what is all this Bleep Bleep thing simple question answer without swearing pls wash you mouth it is full of shit
my bad
Dating And Meet-up ZoneA Letter To Seun ,in Fact An S O S by abelix(op): 10:09am On May 22, 2007
dear seun,
i would like to commend you and say thank you so much for this nairaland we are enjoying .
the reason for this letter is to ask if you would be interested in marrying my sister after checking your profile i realize that you are not married so i am offering my sister on a platter of whatever ,i do not have gold .
she is a drop outy for kindergarten presently she is was deported from ITALY, she stays with my parents in benin mission road she won miss sapele in 2002 and she wanted to contest for miss naija then but due to family pressure, she backed out .
my family and i would be grteful if you would carefully consider my proposal and consent to it ,
sorry we know your house and we are niger delta people .
pls this is no threat oo just think about this
thanks
nb i would send her picture only @ you request ,nude pic can be arranged
BusinessRe: Starting A Waste Management And Recycling Plant by abelix(m): 9:30am On May 22, 2007
zhia2000
i need a partner and if you are intrested pls let me know
ta
BusinessRe: Starting A Waste Management And Recycling Plant by abelix(m): 9:27am On May 22, 2007
also who has anything on incinerators and how workable is the construction in naija ,pls you guys abroad should be explicit about this
thanks
BusinessRe: Starting A Waste Management And Recycling Plant by abelix(m): 9:25am On May 22, 2007
actually ,waste recycling is possible in naija if you can just start with the not to hard stuffs like paper vegetable peels et al, you would realise that this are easy items to recycle and compost ,but the problem is how to evecuate the refuse in lagos they use this rickety vehicles that would probably pollute the enviroment the more and spill most of the refuse before they get to the destination ,
what i am looking at is how to get cheap vehicles that can fit naija roads and get the job done
BusinessRe: Starting A Waste Management And Recycling Plant by abelix(m): 10:31am On May 21, 2007
thanks ma name is tunji and i hope to start the business in abuja pls mail the stufs to ma e mail addy ajaolode@yahoo.com,
i really appreciate it .
actually i posted this question but the obantala deleted it wit bad belle ,
ta
PetsRe: Dogs For Sale by abelix(op): 6:16pm On May 14, 2007
pls call me on 08023505036 or 08069704334,or 08028333853
PetsDogs For Sale by abelix(op): 6:14pm On May 14, 2007
i have dog s for sale , alsatians , ,dobberman pinschers ,mastiffs(dogo canisos),and rottweilers ,interested ?
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Do You Hate About Our Moderator? by abelix(m): 2:28pm On May 14, 2007
i just dont like his name period

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