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Politics / Re: Celebration As Alex Otti Wins Abia State Governorship Election by abels(m): 2:07am On Mar 23, 2023
You're a regular mad man
Throwback:
My singular advice.

He should remember that those who equally celebrated Soludo later became his staunch enemy just because he said the truth about what would happen in the presidential election, which did happen.

So, he must learn never to hold a contrary opinion to the leader of the mob.

IPOB = POBI
Education / Re: My Kids Principal Now Speaks Only Yoruba To Students After Election- Man Speaks by abels(m): 9:13am On Mar 22, 2023
Says a fool
CXLVII:
Good!

How it’s suppose to be!

Such principal deserves a monetary and public recognition!

Any parent who cannot abide should enroll his/her kids into British international school . That’s the foundation of English language!
Politics / Re: Governor Sanwoolu Casts His Vote, Advises Peaceful Conduct Of The People by abels(m): 12:09pm On Mar 18, 2023
That's just it, na we tin happen be that
Revolution2022:
He has mandated his thugs behind the scenes to unleash mayhem if the collation of votes doesn't go his way.
Politics / Re: Omoni Oboli Cries Out, Calls On INEC To Allow Them Cast Their Vote At VGC by abels(m): 10:15am On Mar 18, 2023
Shifting a polling unit to the express on election day is very ok by you right. You people are bad in this country
Putindbutt:
dem don start, yeye people. Na dem go teach INEC their job.

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Politics / Re: Omoni Oboli Cries Out, Calls On INEC To Allow Them Cast Their Vote At VGC by abels(m): 10:13am On Mar 18, 2023
You're a very big fool
N3TRAL:
Omoni Oboli dey craze.


Polling Unit no dey Delta State abi Delta State no need good governance?

I repeat that she's very mad.

Abeg INEC write una figures 😂

If there's anybody this olosho should vote against, its the donkey's stooge , Sheriff Whatever, in Asaba.

There's no difference between me and GRV except that he's stupider social media troll than me and I speak better.

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Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman: Why Assassins Were After My Life by abels(m): 8:52pm On Oct 30, 2022
You're stupid
Urheadmaster:
tongue


This brainwasher called Apostle Johnson Suleiman

May have escaped the first attempt on his life thinking it was the lord doing.

One day monkey go enter market and it no go fit return undecided tongue

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Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman: Why Assassins Were After My Life by abels(m): 8:50pm On Oct 30, 2022
You're a mad person
Brainmytool:
Why were you in a bulletproof car man of god?

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Sports / Re: Messi, Neymar And Mbappe: Bench One, Start One, Sell One by abels(m): 7:39am On Aug 19, 2022
How is nessi a fraud
Brainmytool:
I go start Mbappe
For next match I go start am again


Sell dat old fruad and terminate his younger broda's contract grin
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Revisits Her "Beef" With Ada Ameh After Her Death by abels(m): 3:01pm On Jul 19, 2022
thesicilian:

She's not that delusional if you understand even half of what she writes.
Say what you will, but personally I find her very intelligent and entertaining. Her refusal to always follow the bandwagon sets her apart from other journalists.
you de ment seriously
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Revisits Her "Beef" With Ada Ameh After Her Death by abels(m): 3:00pm On Jul 19, 2022
kelvine:
Things people go through. Everyone has a story and every story is different.
If Kemi went through this then she is a survivor indeed.
you re mad like her
Politics / Re: Apostle Suleman Supports Peter Obi by abels(m): 5:48am On Jun 10, 2022
You're mad
Cubalabloo:
Always supporting the wrong person.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Dilemma Of A Young Graduate With Many Job Offers. by abels(m): 5:47pm On May 26, 2022
Tell her to take excuse from the tutors and go for the kpmg.. working for kpmg is the bomb..let her not miss the opportunity and she must not tell the tutors she's going for kpmg test if not Dem go block am
evuna:
My sister is 26 years and a graduate of Statistics from a federal university in the South East. There is an issue, more like a blessing. She had been writing aptitude tests since and failing but something remarkable is happening this year. She has been passing all the graduate trainee tests and interviews this year. She is at the final stage of Cerdar group, Stanbic, Meristem and Oilserv graduate trainee program. Just waiting for offer letters. She got an offer into Wema bank graduate trainee but rejected it because of 2 years bond. She is currently in Gt Bank graduate training school.


The issue is that KPMG just invited her for their test which is physical on Saturday. The Gt bank program runs from Monday-Saturday. I have been trying so hard to convince her to take take permission from the tutors at Gtb and go to write the KPMG test. She refused that she does not like Accounting as she read Statistics but she was open to it before this year and had been writing tests of different audit firms. I prefer KPMG to Stanbic and GT and want her to give it a shot.

She is 26 and this is her last chance at any graduate trainee program. Please what do you guys think? She is confused too.

KPMG ( yet to write the test)
GTB ( in training school already)
Meristem ( Waiting for offer letter)
Stanbic ( Waiting for offer letter)

Which among the above listed is the better choice for a graduate of statistics and is the KPMG test worth taking the risk. Please I need opinions from Nairalanders as I told her to allow me take my time to think about it.

Mods, please push to front page for more experienced professionals to help us. Thanks
Sports / Re: Crystal Palace Boss, Vieira Kicks Everton Fan During Pitch Invasion (Video) by abels(m): 1:25pm On May 20, 2022
You de there abi na you do the arrangements
RedMac:
Match that was arranged for Everton to win...
Politics / Re: Only Ngige, Emefiele And Sylva Didn't Submit APC Presidential Nomination Forms by abels(m): 11:02am On May 19, 2022
On what grounds are you standing for him
Parachoko:
If I am Buhari, I will replace Sylva and Ngige and suspend Emefiele.

On Bola Ahmed Tinubu Mandate I Stand Gidigba
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N100k Job In Ibadan Or N200k Job In VI Lagos by abels(m): 5:19pm On May 16, 2022
Abeg de ibadan I take God beg you..you can live in vi with 200k job, I repeat you can't live in vi with 200k job
23tayo:
100k job in ibadan or 200k job in lagos VI

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Politics / Re: Ohanaeze Ndigbo Youth Council Endorses Tinubu For 2023 Presidency by abels(m): 12:39pm On May 03, 2022

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Crime / Re: Osinachi: Autopsy Report Out, FCT Seeks Legal Advice by abels(m): 12:47pm On Apr 26, 2022
You're very mad ,very very mad
VictorUSA:
The family of the dead useless woman are trying to frame the husband up.The woman was an evil person when she was alive, just take a good look at the woman.

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Politics / Re: Did Amaechi Visit APC Chairman, Adamu, With Bags Of Cash? - Fact Check (Photo) by abels(m): 6:26pm On Apr 18, 2022
Oga na money rest
LoveEss:
Sure. Na their way.
Crime / Re: Man Bathes Wife With Hot Water In Ondo by abels(m): 1:18pm On Apr 15, 2022
Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman Sues Pastor Mike Davids For N5 Billion As IGP Orders Arrest by abels(m): 4:41am On Feb 06, 2021
Shut up
chatinent:
Let me run my analysis:


1. If this story is untrue, why was the wife uplifted to a higher position in the same ministry where she was accused of having extramarital affairs with the overseer?



2. “Acts inimical to the body of Chrst” is a pastorpreneur jargon. What did he do!

Could it be that he was expelled when he knew his wife was used?


Politics / Re: Buhari Condemns Killing Of 44 Farmers By Boko Haram In Borno by abels(m): 8:02am On Nov 29, 2020
Health / Re: Texas Woman Suffers Burns As Hand Sanitiser Explodes As She Lights Candle by abels(m): 12:40pm On Sep 05, 2020
domino4211:
angry
Did the burn affect her vaginaa?
If not,I don't really see any need for all the fuss.
She can still perform and fulfill her duty and sole purpose for existence as a woman.
mumu
Family / Re: My Wife Won't Cook For Our Guests. Please Advise Me by abels(m): 5:57pm On Sep 03, 2020
SocialJustice:
Crase husband, you want your wife to be cooking for your useless religious cult members frequently because she agreed to marry you.

Carry your evil load and get out of this place.
you're fail to listen to details Nd very very insensitive
Family / Re: My Wife Won't Cook For Our Guests. Please Advise Me by abels(m): 5:56pm On Sep 03, 2020
UyaiIncomparabl:
Lol. Ode.
why?
Politics / Re: Dangote, Helen Clark, Polman Back Iweala's WTO-DG Bid. Ngozi Reacts by abels(m): 3:28am On Sep 02, 2020
blinking001:
Nigeria to the world. President Buhari is really trying for the igbos.
Our daddy has proven to belong to all and not to some selected few. He's indeed a good man.
God bless him and the federal republic of Nigeria.
how does this relate to ur dummy president
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Has Already Left Barcelona by abels(m): 3:19am On Sep 02, 2020
madridguy:
Since both Xavi and Iniesta left Barca the fake GOAT no get him lyrics again grin grin grin
you're a fool guy...so he's not good enough eh
Celebrities / Re: Runtown & Fiancée, Adut Akech Loved Up As He Celebrates His 31st Birthday by abels(m): 12:20pm On Aug 20, 2020
Made4naijaceo:
Good for him, enjoy yourself my guy, see better slim girl. Not Nigerian girls (like the one I'm already regretting marrying) that will come in and swallow everything and yield biggie belle over night
you need marriage counselling my guy. .how can you say this about your wife
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy And Wizkid Chilling Together With Friends In The UK by abels(m): 8:58pm On Aug 18, 2020
Made4naijaceo:
Wizzy na boss of other bosses in nigeria industry smiley
you de mad..
TV/Movies / Re: Kaisha Evicted From Bbnaija Show by abels(m): 9:00pm On Aug 16, 2020
Oluwasaeon:
Don't care. Didn't read. Didn't watch.
then don't comment under the trend..
Health / Re: 8 Diseases A Prostitute Can Give You The Last Can Kill You In Days by abels(m): 8:57pm On Aug 08, 2020
Mogajunior:
These prostitutes are even more cleaner than the regular girls you see out there.
you be mumu

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TV/Movies / Re: Eric Took Advantage Of My Weakness - Lilo by abels(m): 4:09pm On Aug 04, 2020
YorubaKinging:
A very devilish show .
If you're watching BBN and you're above 18, your head is not correct
All these strange entertainments that the oyinbos brought to you will kill you
What a foolish generation, I'm so ashamed of the tribe of Israel
Funny things , hausas-fulanis barely watch all these shits
But Yoruba and igbos are known for all sorts of devilishness That's why Lagos State will be amongst the first to be punished very soon
you that your head is correct �

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