₦airaland Forum

enemyofprogress:
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

envy kills faster than HIV

pyyxxaro:
Bros abeg u get BAYGON OR RAID there
Mosquitoes won barbecue me for here

u r a bastard

IamLEGEND1:
Get a side chick.
Life too short for this kyn stress...
'cause you can be rest assured that she is getting her needs met elsewhere.
It's either that or she was an undercover_lesbian who married you just to save face.
And I don't think any of those options are desirable.
It seems every other aspect of your marriage is working well, so why try to ruin it?
Get a side bish with or without her permission. Wife satisfies your emotional needs, the hoe meets your sexual needs.. It's not adultery, it's called compartmentalization and delegation of duties.

u must be mad, go for deliverance

NwaAmaikpe:


This girl looks familiar..
I know her type

She's the type you pick off Badoo, send 10k to her account and she trots to wherever you are,
Spread her legs on your sofa, you conquer her territory and fill her enclaves.

And she's back to her base.
No trace, no attachments, no emotions.

Now the question is why will a sane man marry such a woman?
The second question is, why will a sane woman marry a man with such a hair-do?


Endtime union.
Graced by comedians, obviously going to end up a joke.
I just pray it isn't the man who is the laughing stock then.

u well so?

Mrrationalshop1:
Source: http://RationalTV..in/2017/09/rationaltv-i-quit-my-2-million-naira.html

https://silverbirdtv.com/sites/default/files/field/image/MR-EAZI-2.jpg

athink tis boy say e sell gold for ghana

Niflheim:
What a fantastic place to be!!!

1.At least they are providing us with a god that we can see(unlike the christian god who has been playing "hide and seek" for 3 millenia)!!!

2.No paying of tithes to this god.......................saves me 10% of my salary!!!

3.This god can provide food for me when I am hungry(Agege bread with fried crocodile eggs)!!!

4.If I kept this god in my room as a pet..............................................even the devil himself will be unwilling to make unexpected mid-night visits!!!

so u r comparing crocodile to jesus

Crystolexy:
It could be you tomorrow.. Karma's a bitch

na lie, No karma there

FutureLeader00:
Let me not bother you with too much stories, I will keep it short and concise.

My girlfriend has been acting strange lately and I couldn't find the reason why she's doing so. We started dating last year while I was still looking for admission, things has been going smoothly for us not until after ileya festival.

Before then, she celebrated her birthday on the 23rd of August this year had to sent a message to wish her, although I was around for ileya holiday as we both live in ibadan but am schooling in osun state.
She came to visit me on ileya festival(friday) which we talk extensively about her birthday, we both discuss on how to celebrate her birthday since I wasn't around then so we resorted to go to the cinema and have some few drinks.

Also, I promised to get her some women undies as a gifts before I left for school.

I ought to have been in school by now because the festive holiday has come and gone but have told her that I would love to spend some days with her before I leave. Before she left my house of friday I asked where she will be for the weekend, she told me she won't be around on saturday but sunday will be okay so I made up my mind to visit her on sunday and use the opportunity to see her mom and sibling.

I called on saturday to check on her but she inform me that she couldn't go out due to headache, the following day which was sunday I called her severally she didn't pick my call neither return all the messages I sent to her not until yesterday when she picked and told me that she intentionally not to pick my call because I wasn't caring enough for her. Asjed her what exactly have I done wrong, she said I didn't care for her meanwhile have been calling since sunday just to check on her but she didn't pick my call, mehn I was shocked!!.

As a gentle guy wey I be I asked for frogiveness and repeatedly told her "I'm very sorry" countless of time she cut off the line on three occassion, I was very furious by her action yet I keep cool had to call her once again she told me there's nothing she wants to discuss with me anymore except what she just did.

Till now, she hasn't pick all call neither reply my messages.

Now, have bought those things I promise to get her like pads, panties, bra, bum-short, and those girly things I even sent a text to inform her that have gotten her my promises she didn't reply me.

Pls I need your advice on how to go about this because it making me so sad.

below is the screenshot of my text messages I sent her
Help me to move it to the front page

guy you never get girlfriend, she is not your girlfriend, stop mumuing yourself before it becomes too late

Redman36:
Yoruba girls can dirty and smell and wear tear tear pant for Africa.

u r a fool

eezeribe:
Can you see his eyes and mouth He looks like a blood thirsty vampire about to transform...

lol u funny die

Donbigi2:
Absolute crap
I literally can hear her breath.. I cringed throughout the whole Goddamn song.. Try acting........ Porn Maybe your career is there

u too stupid to b human

basilo4312:
The way i see it, it wasnt 2014, just a case of slip of tongue on part of Dbanj...guess maybe it was when Davido was 18 or 19.

Moreso, during the Mo-hit era, 'signing' any artiste was a case of oral agreement which was one of Dbanj's biggest career mistakes: he signed everyone in the Mohits - Dr Sid, Wande Coal, D' Prince, Kayswitch even when Don Jazzy did not really want to do so as he was skeptical of taking such risks. infact, most people didnt know that Dbanj's mother was the most important support the Mohit crew had when Dbanj and Don Jazzy came back to Nigeria - she gave her Maryland house for the entire Mohit crew to stay pending when they hit their success because against all odds and even Dbanj's father reluctance, she supported her son solidly in his quest for music success. Remember 'Why Me' Video? The Toyota Previa in that video was Dbanj's mum car which she gave them to convey themselves around when no one else was there to support them. She was therefore the biggest investor in Mohit empire when likes of Dbanj and Don Jazzy were penniless and were even ready to sell Mohit to Storm Records for N1 million because they desperately wanted to 'make' it. However, their story changed forever at the Ali Baba Show of 2007!

Dbanj's legendary status in the modern-music era of African music is beyond mere comprehension which was also sealed by MTV based award of Legendary status t him - When the likes of Tuface, Psquare, etc were still charging N50,000 to maximum of N200.000 per show, he increased the stake to N1 million or Nothing and steadily till he started charging N10 million and then music practitioners and artistes' eyes opened

He was the first artiste to get a multi-million Naira endoresoment - Powerfist in 2006 beating Femi Kuti to same endorsement as Femi was the original artistes in PZ's plan before going ahead to clinch Glo's 70 million Naira deal plus a Range Rover and other entitlements

His direct and indirect impact has affected the careers of artistes like Davido, Olamide, Wizkid, Wande Coal, Naeto C, M.I Ikechukwu even the legends like Tuface and Psquare. Go ask them, the mere mention of Dbanj to most of these superstars and they tell you how Dbanj has forever affected their lives and careers (except of course forever bitter minds among them)

Although, others see it as a failed project or misadventure, Dbanj's Good Music signing was infact the deal-breaker for new generation of music artistes - selling new new African music culture to the global market. When you hear some 'ignoramuses' referring to Dbanj as Kanye West houseboy, i just laugh. If only Don Jazzy could see the future...if only he could understand this bullish visionary called Dbanj, they would be conquering Africa and global market together - with Don Jazzy supplying the iconic African percussion sound and stagemaster Dbanj bringing his A-game Enigmatic prowess to the fore - with the two partners writing the names in gold forever in the history of Africa

A young African boy without any major label backing bold enough to cause disruption in the African music industry is now building his own fantastic music business structure post-Mohit to sell the addictive African sound to the global market. I am closely following on what this Dbanj will use the CREAM Platform to develop in the music world. Like he said, you never see him coming through

One word to sum Dbanj: He will never give up in his Quest to be the Coca-cola of music business and the ElChapo grandmaster of African sound movement.

NOTE: This guy i have never met has really been inspiring my quest for success as a business entrepreneur!

u carry dbanj matter fr head o, its only God that will reign forever, if u can extole God like this, u ll not c death before going to heaven

TonyeBarcanista:
PDP de find who dem go scam

lol

Dr u don big pass tis kin tin na

sarrki:
Hmmmmm

As a lady you should be more concern about the children and hubby at this time of the day .

But if still single and searching ,

I advice you should be more active in the romance section it will go along way

sarki shut up

Lanceslot:
Eat healthy and stay fit or Fury will do to you what Klitshko did to Peter Samuel.

jealousy nor good o, for ur own broda chai

yarimo:
Another hoodlums are on the loose again, Nigeria police please over to you

i hate u, u b fool

chimere66:
The General Court Martial (GCM) sitting at the Nigerian Air Force (NAF) Base in Makurdi has sentenced Aircraftman (ACM) Bernard Kalu to death by hanging for shooting and killing his female colleague, late Aircraftwoman (ACW)  Sholape Oladipupo. Delivering the judgement on Tuesday, 15 August 2017, the President of the GCM, Group Captain Elisha Bindul, found ACM Kalu guilty of the charges of murder, house breaking, impersonation, failure to perform military duty, loss of Service property and disobedience to standing  orders. The verdict is, however, subject to confirmation by the Convening Authority.

  The Defence Counsel, however, expressed dissatisfaction with the verdict, adding that if the Convening Authority did not review the verdict, he would appeal to a higher court. The judgement today brought to an end, months of the GCM trial of the unfortunate shooting incident involving the two NAF personnel. It would be recalled that ACM Kalu shot and killed ACW Oladipupo Sholape on 12 March 2017 at the NAF Base, Makurdi.  The successful conclusion of the GCM is a validation of the NAF's earlier assurance to the general public that justice would be served to all concerned parties in the matter.



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/08/general-court-martial-sentences.html?m=1

y is he still wearing military uniform

WhiteSoup:
Thank you President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan for making people dream to came through.

I does not even knows why people vote for APC and now they have regretting and patiently waiting for 2019 to collect the mistake.

ur English weak me

semyman:
Dream to achieve 10% of what he has achieved by anybody in your hamlet; ESU Ologbo

oga u b fool

mazimee:
Marriage these days don tire me. It doesn't last longer than a sachet water.

The most surprising thing na those people wey dey act all lovey dovey on socia media na them get messy Marriage pass.

oga count 15marraiges apart from this one that u knw did not last, at least there r a minimum of 1000 marriages per week, if one break, its does nt warrant u to say marriages don't last these days, or u can even help me count how many marriages have broken in your street tis month,, always try to think with in the box

dlondonbadboy:
This one na confirmed mumu...

This one mumu just start!

Mumu man

y r u abusing him at least he explained himself wit some good points, y not give common sense a chance bro

[quote author=Pejah post=59323727]why?[/its not useful

Pejah:
why?

my guy its nt useful

Pejah:
No english and literary studies

i regret reading this course

gilgal7:
Why don't humans stick like dogs....the orgasm whould have been exotic ...lol but the guys whould be screaming let me out. .is o.k....mstchew

ashawo

gilgal7:
Why don't humans stick like dogs....the orgasm whould have been exotic ...lol but the guys whould be screaming let me out. .is o.k....mstchew

... Ashawo

attackgat:
Im quite surprised that people still take this fraud of a Pastor serious when he could not defend himself over the Stephanie Otobo affair.

.. Go and kill him

wahzupguy:
Came across this funny poster,and got confused.
Please can a Nairalander interpret this poster theme.

wats wrong with it