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Romance / Re: Brothel Addiction: Depressed And Thinking About Suicide by abercrombie(m): 9:30am On Apr 13, 2022
Ever since i knack and shawo ugly girl condom bust because of serious konji,this ugly bani still give me gonorrhea join wey i dey spend money treat,have vowed in my life never to visit a brothel or have unprotected sex with any girl accept the one i will marry after we have gone for hiv nd other stds test....


God forgive me nd heal me from this sickness

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Romance / Re: Help! My Masturbation Addiction Level Is Out Of This World by abercrombie(m): 1:21pm On Apr 01, 2022
*even after today I vowed never to masturbate again, went to my history to clear off porn pages. I mistakenly clicked on one and I masturbated again*.



*This part got me ROTFLMAO*
Education / Re: Share Your Ugly Experience With Nigerian Lecturers by abercrombie(m): 3:44pm On Mar 30, 2022
NdakoIb:
One Mr Adejor in KSU, a lectural of sociology. I went to see him for a discourse. After knocking on his door, he asked me to come in, and the next thing he did when he saw me was that I should get out. Maybe he was expecting me to be a girl...I wonder.
That same man came to our faculty (Mgt. Sci.) to vigilate a borrowed course at one time. There was no passport on my exam card, he asked why and I told him it fell off with out me knowing. Though I presented my department ID and KSU ID to let him know I am a student of the school and department. The man just look at me and said, " u don't have money to take passport photograph but u have money to smoke". I was embarrassed. See how the class burst into laughter. Some my padi even put it that it's not just smoke, but smoking of weed. A colleague of his later called me after finishing my papers and apologize on behalf of him
KSU matters,Its only God i scale through, Remember when Dr Patrick Okeme will ask me to go arrange some of my course mate for him,the man like sorting like his life depends on itMan love women and money,i even allow him to bring ladies to my lodge because he is married,i always got A in his course's.Dr Achegbulu was another Demon we always try our best to avoid that man carry overs because you might get spilled at the end,saddist full Management Science


Atlast i graduate with a second class upper... I'm just lucky!!
Sports / Re: Angry Fans Invade Pitch After Nigeria Lose To Ghana In World Cup Qualifiers by abercrombie(m): 9:15pm On Mar 29, 2022
E shock una abi.... expect more disappointment this coming months,na bubu dey power na abi una forget ni

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Nairaland / General / Re: Book Your Space Now! Tecno Camon 12 Giveaway For Today, Last For The Month. by abercrombie(m): 6:57pm On Mar 21, 2022
Lemme just try my luck.... nothing is Impossible
Romance / Re: What Songs Do You Play When You Are Discourage,down Or Troubled? by abercrombie(m): 6:45pm On Mar 21, 2022
Akon ft Bone Thugs N Harmony "I Tried So Hard"

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Romance / Re: Use “hospital Language” To Describe Your Current Relationship by abercrombie(m): 4:53pm On Mar 21, 2022
Mine on life' support nd i have just this month before it will die finally

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Sports / Re: Roma Celebrates 1st Half Win Against Lazio by abercrombie(m): 9:26pm On Mar 20, 2022
RichDad1:

Yes. They’ve had that Nigerian handler for years now.
THAT GUY IS SWIMMING IN MONEY BY NOW
Sports / Re: Roma Celebrates 1st Half Win Against Lazio by abercrombie(m): 8:58pm On Mar 20, 2022
Lol..... probably they employed a Nigerian to handle it page

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Crime / Re: False Accusation Of Theft: New Fraud In Town by abercrombie(m): 11:48am On Mar 04, 2022
You can't trust nobody....fear that gender that's bleeds

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Education / Re: What's The Slogan Of Your University? by abercrombie(m): 4:22pm On Feb 26, 2022
learnedJAMES:
I rep Kogi state university, slogan knowledge for self reliance.
My fellow KSU una take style plenty for here o
Politics / Re: Twitter Funny Replies That Will Make Your Day. by abercrombie(m): 12:06pm On Feb 26, 2022
That's blogger part is so so true....them go just dey bring unnecessary contents full of experience

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Meet Putin The Russian President, His Wife And Daughters by abercrombie(m): 11:01am On Feb 26, 2022
Can we still borrow money from Russia.... asking for a certain country
Education / Re: What's The Slogan Of Your University? by abercrombie(m): 9:42pm On Feb 25, 2022
Knowledge For Self Reliance....(KoGi State University)

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Business / Re: 5 Years Without Strike: Kogi State Students Thank Yahayo Bello by abercrombie(m): 10:07pm On Feb 18, 2022
JoshuaVibes:


I finished from Religious Studies. February 2021. Waiting to serve too. . .
Its on God bro
Business / Re: 5 Years Without Strike: Kogi State Students Thank Yahayo Bello by abercrombie(m): 10:41pm On Feb 16, 2022
yomie040:

So you mean Kogi state university is not joining the ASUU strike?
Yes bro,for the past five years KSU has not been on strike,seemless calendar and affordable school fees
Business / Re: 5 Years Without Strike: Kogi State Students Thank Yahayo Bello by abercrombie(m): 10:40pm On Feb 16, 2022
JoshuaVibes:


What department did you finish from?
it's nice to meet a fellow nairaland who is from KSU.
I finished from Public Administration,2021 Set.....Great NAPAS!!
Waiting to serve bro.... it's not easy
Business / Re: 5 Years Without Strike: Kogi State Students Thank Yahayo Bello by abercrombie(m): 6:10pm On Feb 15, 2022
He really did a good job there....my academic calendar at Kogi state University was seemless and uninterrupted,I give him kudos in that aspect



But he ain't fits to rule this country yet

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Family / Re: GIVEAWAY On Val's Day! by abercrombie(m): 9:16am On Feb 14, 2022
[bi just hope say dz guys no use person play ooo][/b]
Fashion / Re: Sarah Akaazua Is The New Face Of Tiv International (Pictures) by abercrombie(m): 2:35pm On Feb 10, 2022
3paints of Diluted bleach

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Sports / Re: Kamaru Usman Undergoes Ligament Surgery (graphic Photos) by abercrombie(m): 7:14pm On Feb 08, 2022
[b][/b] na person flesh be dat o
Webmasters / Re: What Are The Advantages Of Federal Government Web Developer Job? by abercrombie(m): 8:28pm On Feb 05, 2022
Depressed101:
em in that industry I don't think fg pays much if the developer actually knows what he's doing.. But it's a great way to boost your resume if you are starting out
Boss allow me to get the job first...... i ain't joking man�

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Webmasters / Re: What Are The Advantages Of Federal Government Web Developer Job? by abercrombie(m): 4:30pm On Feb 05, 2022
You can resume work by 9am and close by 4pm,you don't go to work on weekends,you can miss work as you like,job security,massive bonus, allowances, upfront,the list is endless.....


I hope i will get there soon.....Ameen!!

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Romance / Re: What Can 1-2k Do For You Right Now (giveaway) by abercrombie(m): 1:09pm On Feb 02, 2022
2085409938UBA....Hunger 4 school boss
Music/Radio / Re: Top Five Nigerian Songs In January , 2022 by abercrombie(m): 8:27pm On Jan 31, 2022
Where's Teni "Hustle",Op Review Your Work Again

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Education / Re: Kogi State University Give 2k To First Class Graduates by abercrombie(m): 10:33am On Jan 30, 2022
My Alma Mata....I Weep For KSU Sha,Just Imagine How We Are Been Ridicule And Yahaya Bello Attended This Convocation Ceremony... What' Prompt Them In The First Place To Even Give The First Class Students Such Amount,That School Is A Joke
Family / Re: My Wife Arrested Me For Slapping Her, We Have Lost Wife Materials - Man by abercrombie(m): 4:32pm On Oct 13, 2021
Nah Aboki marriage no licensed

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Using A Fake Pregnancy To Trap Me! by abercrombie(m): 9:06pm On Aug 17, 2021
Kondomatic:
Withdrawal method will fail you one day. This is known.

E get level wey they thing go enter you reach, that time when the sweetness go too much e go come be like your cap wan fall, you know am bah? That is when you will loseguard and shoot inside.

At least he knows he's the one responsible... Thanks tho

Sometime in 2015, a lady told my friend that she was preg for him. Dude handled it calmly and was secretly making preparations for the girl to move in with him when she told him that she just wanted to know how he would react.

Dude told me what happened and I told him to stop sleeping with her for the time being and prepare to end the relationship because she will either get preg for him or pin one on him.

Bros no listen, she born for am in 2017.

He who get ear make he hear
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Using A Fake Pregnancy To Trap Me! by abercrombie(m): 8:59pm On Aug 17, 2021
yemi1504:


What do you expect when they want big gbola even if the owner is a child, that one no consign them!
Just leave child talk from this,you better don't allow some unfaithful specie to trap someone else child on you

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