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Islam for Muslims / Re: Islamic Ruling On Eating Mermaids by abercrombie(m): 11:11am On Feb 07, 2020
jazakalau khairan
Nairaland / General / Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by abercrombie(m): 11:00am On Feb 07, 2020
winkmart:


If a girl never called you with her mum's number, you are dating yourself.
Grow up man,stop dating underage girls

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Nairaland / General / Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by abercrombie(m): 9:36pm On Feb 06, 2020
winkmart:
I wrote " Hey baby, it was a pleasure having you around today. You made my day and I hope you will find time tomorrow so we could have more crazee fun"


Well, I sent it the SMS to her mum grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
hmmm....how come you had her mom's number on your phone?

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Celebrities / Re: Iyabo Ojo Blasts Faithia Williams On Her Birthday, Calls Her A Witch? by abercrombie(m): 1:13pm On Feb 06, 2020
femi4:
Always going to turkey, dubai etc....Àwọn eyan biggie gods
potta potty
Travel / Re: Turkey Plane Splits Into 3 Parts After Skidding Off Runway, Kills 3, Injures 179 by abercrombie(m): 1:11pm On Feb 06, 2020
To Turkey....please let find a lasting solution to there aircraft issues
Travel / Re: List Of States Where Okada And Keke Are Banned Or Restricted by abercrombie(m): 1:08pm On Feb 06, 2020
RapistOnBail:
undecided undecided undecided


I expect this policy to be implemented by all the state Governors. Ban these miscreants and see how the states would be near developing.....
i don't blame you,if you know what most of us are facing during this period,you won't type that rubbish up there

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Romance / Re: My Two Neighbors: Your Opinion On This Matter by abercrombie(m): 12:00pm On Feb 06, 2020
Davash222:

He has a laptop, laptop charger, Television, Foam, Pots, spoons, ceramic plates, cups, slippers, shirts, jeans, SIM cards, phones, singlets, boxers and others.

How about you, what do you have
must you answer him
Celebrities / Re: Davido Buys Patek Philippe Diamond Watch Worth 6m For Chioma As Early Val’ Gift by abercrombie(m): 4:54pm On Feb 05, 2020
mrsfavour:
6m can organize a wedding, why this play around ? Chioma is loved by you,has a son ,what else?
na person say make you know buy for your girlfriend
Car Talk / Re: See The Meaning Of The Letters "AMG" by abercrombie(m): 6:27pm On Aug 18, 2019
Op how do you want me to pronounce this

''Entwicklungsgesellschaft''
Celebrities / Re: Olatayo Amokade 'Ijebu' Welcomes A Baby Girl by abercrombie(m): 6:21pm On Aug 18, 2019
Gartol:
Na him carry the Belle? abi why is he looking like that.
this ur mouth ehn.... Thunder

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Romance / Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by abercrombie(m): 9:20pm On Aug 14, 2019
wittyt98:
Well.... a girl I used to date jsjKai right In front of her najajaj. I was surprised but she asked me to nzjalal. I obeyed and we went from jahajw to laiwnka. most times when I remember that day I just kakwlamwn grin in other words.. i have nothing to say buh if we no make front page wetin we lwbejwo?
baba this your weed no be here o

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Car Talk / Re: RR Cullinan Vs Bentley Bentayga, Which Of The 2 SUVs Would You Rather Ride In? by abercrombie(m): 7:50pm On Aug 14, 2019
In Vector Voice



ROLL'S ROYCE'S NO BE MATE WITH ACURA
Car Talk / Re: Acura Type-s, Successor To The Acura TLX Sedan, Unveiled - Photos by abercrombie(m): 7:49pm On Aug 14, 2019
In Vector voice




ROLLS ROICE'S NO BE MATE WITH ACURA
Politics / Re: Suicide Bombers Attack Viewing Center In Borno, 30 Dead, Many Injured by abercrombie(m): 2:58pm On Jun 17, 2019
Skepticus:
cool

What a nice show.

Boko haram performing at a viewing centre must be an interesting spectacle to the viewers.
you are mad and you don't know that
Romance / Re: It's Been Months. Check Out The New Me... by abercrombie(m): 6:45pm On Jun 08, 2019
0087633365 diamond bank, abeg bro any amount will. be good... thank you sir
Crime / Re: A Bike Man Shot Dead In Kogi State (Graphic Photos) by abercrombie(m): 9:21pm On Jun 05, 2019
TalkMyMindToo:
The funny thing be say sars con dey pursue us as if we dey there when them shot d guy, i gas run enter my lodge first when i hear d gunshot befor i con hear say na score them count for the guy head. God go continue dey guild us for this school call KSU. Chief of staff dey busy dey do 4+4 while killing dey go on where them dey generate fund
bro the thing happened around 4pm 4 back of school, even me dey charge my phone before i hear like 4gun shot... na race everybody tear comot, KSU no save for night again o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Ucl Final: Tottenham Vs Liverpool What's Your Prediction? by abercrombie(m): 3:51pm On Jun 01, 2019
Liverpool FC 2-0Tottenham Hotspur... mark my word

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Vs Liverpool : All You Need To Know About Champions League Final by abercrombie(m): 3:49pm On Jun 01, 2019
Liverpool FC really need this, it's been long since they were dreaming for this, but don't underestimate yhe power and tricks of Tottenham Hotspur cause we all know they put in there best when you list expect of them, nonetheless i give Liverpool FC for these!!
Celebrities / Re: Singer Asa Goes Braless, Rocks Cleavage Baring Outfit by abercrombie(m): 2:51pm On Jun 01, 2019
Phock2sweet:
see fine and firm breasts...... oh my God


I will suck the hell out of those two sweet mango looking nipples with vigor. my hands will squeeze and handle her nipples. my will grab and squeeze her vagina, inserting my 4 fingers inside her toto as I locate her g spot, scrubbing the g....spot as if It is rug. her klitoris will be well soaked with my saliva, as I use my tongue to wipe every cumming that comes out of her vagina

my big preek will penetrate her front and back as I turn it in reverse motion than dip it real deep as I pound her. while she will be screaming..... my toto dey Pepper me!
Your Fada

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Celebrities / Re: Singer Asa Goes Braless, Rocks Cleavage Baring Outfit by abercrombie(m): 2:50pm On Jun 01, 2019
Phock2sweet:
see fine and firm breasts...... oh my God


I will suck the hell out of those two sweet mango looking nipples with vigor. my hands will squeeze and handle her nipples. my will grab and squeeze her vagina, inserting my 4 fingers inside her toto as I locate her g spot, scrubbing the g....spot as if It is rug. her klitoris will be well soaked with my saliva, as I use my tongue to wipe every cumming that comes out of her vagina

my big preek will penetrate her front and back as I turn it in reverse motion than dip it real deep as I pound her. while she will be screaming..... my toto dey Pepper me!
Your Fada

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Celebrities / Re: Hafeez Oladimeji Agoro: My Height Is A Blessing From God- Tallest Man In Nigeria by abercrombie(m): 7:07pm On May 18, 2019
matrix199:
My boy Agoro. You wanna be his friend, send him a bottle of 33(Three-Three) lager beer. He's cool though.
who ask you

Phones / Re: This Is What Whatsapp’s Night Mode Looks Like (Photos) by abercrombie(m): 4:00pm On May 18, 2019
ishawlar:
Lala pls if u dont have a meaningful story go nd start feching water
Haba... fear God na, Somebody Father
Romance / Re: Dwarf Guy With Swag Rocks Tall, Beautiful Young Lady (Photos) by abercrombie(m): 8:18am On May 16, 2019
daddytime:
Girl wey sabi...

Those guys carry 5 big people prick...all their height gather for gbola....
asin eh the gbola no be here o
Business / Re: Tony Elumelu Steps Out With Wife As They Attends 2019 UBA CEO Award by abercrombie(m): 10:43am On May 02, 2019
grandstar:
The wife is quite pretty for her age. I would expect her to be in her 40's. She's had 5 kids.

She had a child quite recently a boy and she has no protruding belly. If it's through fitness exercises, kudos, if it's through a corset, blah grin

Wish them happiness
who send you??

Family / Re: 12 Types Of Parents You See In Nigeria by abercrombie(m): 3:46pm On Apr 30, 2019
i can relate with 7...i came back home got drunk, no quarrel that nighy, the next day all my uncles got to know that i went to club... Smh

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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by abercrombie(m): 3:55am On Apr 09, 2019
PaulAris:

When prank goes wrong.
She prolly could be fooling you, just to teach you a lesson
She's got pride right
Brah! you getting April Fooled
No stress still, she'll come back when she's had fun of seeing you beg and beg
So give-a-less fvck, roam and busy your mind with all those flowers in your hood
She'll come to her senses when she sees whatsup!
thanks bro... right now don't even have much Bleep left to give, i just ignored her too, this naija girls nd their mentality
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by abercrombie(m): 5:01pm On Apr 06, 2019
HARDDON:


How was your relationship prior to that day?
Is she committed?

If she wasn't and was looking for a cheap excuse to ball out, you just played into her hands. In a good way though.
we don't have any problem, but i believed it bring her ego down,cus she's older than me, bro she refused refused to come back home, so i guess i high time i move on

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