It’s always better to use the block style.

darkenkach:
Mikel is a GOAT. I mean the real goat asin Ewu Gambia.

Hahahaha

Please send skills to ifyujay@gmail.com
Thanks.

I want the tortoise. Just one. How can i get it?

connkg:
@abiki
Where art thou?
A bu m onye Umudei. Tasia by Ojedi.
I bu onye be m?

@radoillo and bigfrancis21,
Chude is Chukwu de be/ Chukwu de belu.

Okagbue! Azubuike! Enuma!
Easy, but sort of incomplete meanings without the full sentence.
A rapukwana isi okwu a! E je m mgbako Ndi Onitsha na Lagos nyaa. Onitsha erika!

Nwanne m, a bu m onye umudei.

You're so right. Thought i was the only one that noticed.

chrischuks2:

I have always been on the friendship zone and I think its time to move on.

Really? Move on o. Mgbeke

Hmmm. That one be say D'banj no go marry be that oo

1000 naira by 10 people is 10,000 naira not 100,000. That being said, it's a wonderful idea. 1000 from 3500 nairalanders will go a long way.

God of mercy. Useless man

bushdoc9919:


Someone sent me text to say I don win big prize for LaCasera draw.

(At the time...I had not drank La Casera in six months!)

Hahaha. I got the La casera text last week oo. That i won 750000. I replied and told him (Mr Mark) to use the money for his upkeep and the monkey had the audacity to reply "OK". Lol.

87. And i'm not a kid.

buygala:
She would have been a fine girl....But she is fat



Those her yam legs can singlehandedly support Third Mainland Bridge

Jisox. . You are wicked ooo

Sai Buhari Sai Baba

felzylix:
And what the hell is ORUBEBE? Is it a fruit?

Hahahha.

jisos

That's fashola pls.

chinnelle:
you think say she go hear this your cry here?
call am for phone na
find husband for am,she never see
mtcheeeew!
chick is living her life, you dey drink painment as panadol
nigerians need to learn the act of minding one's business


imagine? her beauty dey waste

I tire for the OP.

So you opened a thread just to ask her to marry. Call her on the phone then. Attention seeker!!

Na wah o. Babe mind your business now? Must she marry?

what's egunsi?

Green Switch

26? . Tell me something I don't know.
Yemi is 35 at least.

flywheel:

Wait!

I cannot categorically tell you the website. It will made known by my oga at the top.
Www.nscdc.datz.all

dcaliph:
lol when she gets to their headquarters, she should try and see the oga at the top and ask him.


Datz all

What is the website of NSCDC?

[quote author=Godvilla post=31460177]LOL Abiki........ Soo funny
ur profile pic got me laughing soo hard i dnt know wen i crossed to the other side of the road [/quote

Hahaha

That bicycle will collapse under mama peace o.

Getting ready for the race to otuoke. Mama peace is still warming up beside him.