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Jokes EtcRe: Pictures You Can Relate To If You Don't Have A Car In Lagos (Funny) by ableguy(op): 10:45am On Oct 12, 2016
Lalasticlala and other mods at the party celebrating the new ride.

Jokes EtcRe: Pictures You Can Relate To If You Don't Have A Car In Lagos (Funny) by ableguy(op): 10:44am On Oct 12, 2016
When you finally buy your own car, just for me and my family. cheesy grin cheesy

Jokes EtcRe: Pictures You Can Relate To If You Don't Have A Car In Lagos (Funny) by ableguy(op): 10:42am On Oct 12, 2016
When you ask the other passengers to adjust they be like, Na so. .. you don't have complete fare now wants to inconvenience us abi?

Jokes EtcRe: Pictures You Can Relate To If You Don't Have A Car In Lagos (Funny) by ableguy(op):
Then a good samaritan completes your fare, you to the conductor and the driver.

NTOOR

Jokes EtcRe: Pictures You Can Relate To If You Don't Have A Car In Lagos (Funny) by ableguy(op):
You try to beg the next passenger to help you complete your fare,
He be like I family you?
Can't you treck?

Jokes EtcRe: Pictures You Can Relate To If You Don't Have A Car In Lagos (Funny) by ableguy(op): 10:36am On Oct 12, 2016
Suddenly conductors shouts owoda and you are trying to explain. He be if I bite you eee, gee me my money complete

Jokes EtcRe: Pictures You Can Relate To If You Don't Have A Car In Lagos (Funny) by ableguy(op): 10:34am On Oct 12, 2016
When you are inside the bus trying to explain to the driver,
He be like you dey craze? Na your papa buy this motor for me abi? Ori o daa!!! Lol

Jokes EtcRe: Pictures You Can Relate To If You Don't Have A Car In Lagos (Funny) by ableguy(op): 10:32am On Oct 12, 2016
You thinking of how to explain to the conductors you money isn't complete,
What do I tell him?

Jokes EtcRe: Pictures You Can Relate To If You Don't Have A Car In Lagos (Funny) by ableguy(op): 10:30am On Oct 12, 2016
The bus filled up before you get there
You are like let me just maintain, ayam a big boy

Jokes EtcRe: Pictures You Can Relate To If You Don't Have A Car In Lagos (Funny) by ableguy(op): 10:28am On Oct 12, 2016
You see a bus shouting 50 oshodi ooo,
You be like I can not come and carry last.

Jokes EtcPictures You Can Relate To If You Don't Have A Car In Lagos (Funny) by ableguy(op): 10:26am On Oct 12, 2016
You standing at the bus stop with your #50 change as usual but the conductors are all shouting 'holl your #100 shangi OOOO'

You be like I can not come and go and cry, lol.

CelebritiesRe: “in Your 20s You Should Pierce Your Body & Have One -Night Stands” – Toke Makina by ableguy(m): 12:06pm On Oct 08, 2016
Is she Okay? Smh

PhonesRe: I Thought I Lost My Phone But This Man Returned It. (pic) by ableguy(m): 12:03pm On Oct 08, 2016
Lalasticlala oya front page let's reward the man
Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Things You Should Stop Wasting Your Time On by ableguy(m): 8:26pm On Oct 05, 2016
This post is just for me
FamilyRe: Soft by ableguy(m): 9:41pm On Oct 04, 2016
ouvredeparis:
Lol but if I eventually find them alive.. .e go red for them gan... Cos I wonder why my mama go dump better pikin like me... angry angry angry undecided undecided
cheesy grin
Find them first, please remember to also update us
EducationRe: See The Attire A Teacher Puts On. by ableguy(m): 12:51pm On Oct 04, 2016
The students will be like

CrimeRe: Breaking News!! Former President Jonathan’s Minister And Her Husband Kidnapped I by ableguy(m): 12:41pm On Oct 04, 2016
Maybe that's the current trend
FamilyRe: Soft by ableguy(m): 12:14pm On Oct 04, 2016
ouvredeparis:
Thanks so much bro.. . Alot of people will never understand how I feel cos they are not in my shoes. ...but I'm happy with your pacifying and optimistic words.. .
Many people need to understand that I'm not trying to be ungrateful or unappreciative of the parents that brought me up.. .i just need to know my origin.
You are welcome, it's better you embark on the search. Because they already told you the truth... There's no way you can pretend or act like it's nothing, looking for them is the only thing that will make you feel fulfilled. It's better to try than nothing at all
FamilyRe: Soft by ableguy(m): 9:40am On Oct 04, 2016
ableguy:
This is a deep one ooo, it will only take divine assistance to achieve this task. Why don't you try to forget about your real parents and focus on other important things though it may not be easy. I wish you well sha. But why would your foster mum tell you that? Even when it's against his dead husband's wish? Some things are better left unsaid they say.
ouvredeparis:
Like I said.. .the only lead I have is that my birth mum was a student nurse at ubth in Benin then and she also gave birth there.. ...
[quote author=ableguy post=49897688]Well you never can say, you may be fortunate. You have a clue after all, go ahead start from where was working then. I believe by now she's already regretting what she did. And she may remorseful by now, something tells me you shall eventually meet her and eventually your dad through her.
TV/MoviesRe: Funny Pics You Can Relate To If Your Wife Is A Fan Of Indian Movies!!! by ableguy(op): 7:53am On Oct 04, 2016
FamilyRe: Soft by ableguy(m): 7:50am On Oct 04, 2016
ouvredeparis:
It's not against his wish....they only agreed to tell me when I clock a certain age.. And before I got to that age... The man died.. .so she only acted on their agreement.. .and I guess that's the more reason she was so pained when he died
I see
HealthThe Queen Is Lip Balm Is Back!! by ableguy(op): 7:29am On Oct 04, 2016
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Car TalkRe: 5 Ways Your Car Tyres Will Help You Save On Petrol During This Recession. by ableguy(m): 7:12am On Oct 04, 2016
So like how much fuel am I going to save? Maybe an insignificant amount.
CrimeRe: Madagascar-bound Man Excretes 270 Grammes Of Cocaine Read More At: Http://www.v by ableguy(m): 6:07am On Oct 04, 2016
NCAN where are thou? Your food is here.
FamilyRe: Soft by ableguy(m): 6:02am On Oct 04, 2016
This is a deep one ooo, it will only take divine assistance to achieve this task. Why don't you try to forget about your real parents and focus on other important things though it may not be easy. I wish you well sha. But why would your foster mum tell you that? Even when it's against his dead husband's wish? Some things are better left unsaid they say.
CelebritiesRe: Actress Daniella Okeke Puts Camel Toe On Display by ableguy(m):
So what should we do?
phlamesG:
Please what's a camel toe? undecided
Ask them ooo
CelebritiesRe: Comedian Helen Paul Calls Out Abusive Male Fan [PICS] by ableguy(m): 5:47am On Oct 04, 2016
Some people self, why can't they just mind there business?
CrimeRe: Ugandan Maid Caught On Camera Suffocating Employer’s Child (Disturbing Video) by ableguy(m): 5:44am On Oct 04, 2016
Na waoo, some have degrees in wickedness!
CrimeRe: Man Burns 8-Year-Old Stepson's Hand For Stealing N200 In Rivers State (Photos) by ableguy(m): 5:41am On Oct 04, 2016
No the man went to far, maybe because it's not his biological son.

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