₦airaland Forum

RedEnergy:
And 1 million other car users are thinking the same thing, avoiding the route, so it will affect other routes surely. LASG always suffering road users with their never-ending incompetence

What I actually meant is I will try and avoid anything that will be taking me to Lagos island

Traffic on that axis is becoming unbearable these days, I will be avoiding that route for the meantime

Yeye
They say it's men's day these gender will still find a way of sharing in it, yet they have many days they celebrate women.

Hmmmmm

That's what most of them are good at, collecting and won't want to give. Yet they will be the first to say somebody is stingy, tomorrow all these ones will come out and be claiming independent woman.

Bandits everywhere, see how they kidnap this thread and turned it to penis thread.

Lol, na mad people full this UAR.
UARians I carry nyash for una.

chatinent:
There's nothing like natural processes. Nothing cannot bring something.

Don't mind them, yet they believe in cause and effect.

rottennaija:
You response shows foolishness personified. None of the questions doubt the existence of God but the process of creation or evolution. But since you people don't have a mind that can think or reason, any questions that is difficult to comprehend or you cannot answer becomes an attack on your god.

At least I have a God and a creator you can attack, make una dey there dey yeye unaself.

rottennaija:
No, I never mean so and that is not my question.

Take a look at all humans have achieved and created, they sat down, conceive the idea, design the component parts, the system, the flow and logic. Then bring this parts into one to make a complete system. Now, based, on that, this is my question:

did the intelligent created sat down, designed all part of it, the internal system, the DNA, RNA, chromosomes, respiratory system, nervous systems etc, then began the process of producing different parts and then assembling them?

Or the intelligent designer simply willed it into existence?

What type of senseless question is this? Must you behave dumb just to discredit the creator?
Na waoo, indeed Bible is right only a fool will say there is no God. They always behave in a certain way

Chiedu4Trump:
The amount of rubbish here is worrying

1 John 5:7
For there are three that bear record in heaven,
the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one.

Thats why Jesus said baptize in the name not names
This shows they are one

Matthew 28:19
Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in
the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost:

The op is qouting Paul as saying he wasn't sent by man when reffering to Jesus who was already in heaven then, but you trinitarians still argue that Christ was ressurected as a man and even went back to the heavens as a man..

Lala so happy right now, it made front page twice.
Unknown pyton

Op just say operation mount more road blocks, extort money from motorist and cause hardship for travelers.

I hope it will be an all English finals, just that Arsenal can never be trusted sha.
They can be like Desmond Elliot causing problems everything everywhere.

Run

Mutemenot:
It worth celebrating, do u know what it means to be scammed in this Buhari regime

Bros I no even sure I will survive it

Mutemenot:
This game has been on for over 7 years ... you are lucky Bro, infact u need to buy us beer

I dey tell you, he got everything well planned.
He was just commanding the owner up and down, not knowing he told the guy not to discuss anything with us.

Oxb90:
lucky you

You can say that again ooo

9icest:
Shine your eyes on jiji and nairaland...
I was asked to meet one Emeka at Isheri. I got there and called for over 3 hours, no one picked. At a point he killed the phone. He probably profiled me from afar and realized he got hard to kidnap me and my 2 friends wey follow me. Be careful out there

They do this one a lot, some of will be busy posting car that the owner have sold since.

Saw a car on jiji and called the number of the person that posted the car, he said it's in festac.
So I told him I will be coming from the island this morning to inspect the car, he said once I get to amuwo that I should let him know since he won't be around as he have a wedding to attend.

I got to apple junction and informed him I am around, he now sent the number of his car dealer. He told me he will be available once I get there, so I met his car dealer and after inspection the scammer sent his account details.
I asked of the custom papers which the man he said helps him sell his car provided, I checked everything and it was in order.
The account number he sent has an Igbo name so I called him to confirm if it's his account and even spoke Igbo to him that was when he said no that it's his agent's account number that he have car to clear.
Normally one won't suspect anything fowl in all of these but one led to another I had to let the guy he was referring to as his car dealer know that the transaction isn't pulling through, he asked to see if the account number is correct and immediately he saw it he said that's not his account details.
He now showed me the account details he sent to the scammer, so I called him back and told him to check his app that I have done the transfer but his man here refused to release the car.
His reply was that he haven't gotten the alert that once he gets alert he will instruct him to do so, the phone was on speaker at this point the man heard everything. So he said I should tell him to call him this smart scammer had the guts to call the man ooo and told him to relax that he will send his money to him once he gets alert and will send his money.
At this point it was very clear the guy is a scammer, why send the same money you claim you want to be transferred to your agent to the person you refferd to as your car dealer?
Make una help me thank God ooo, Because this guy perfected everything that one would easily fall for it.
This is the scammer's number
08168095164.
The account number he sent
Utobo maduabuchi 0063619608 access bank.
Lalasticlala please push to front page so people can learn.

Strike everywhere

Who are they?

The future is female indeed

Spy360:
Saka's combination with ESR is something else.

If yeye aterta won't go and scramble that his favorite lazy forward to replace him in the next match. I have been saying it for a very long time bench that abumayang he's just minus one in match

DedeNkem:
Every Nigerian should be worried about what's going on in Nigeria. Playing ignorance is reckless and unacceptable!

Story, una dey find who una wan kill with worry abi?
I no worry biko, no be by force.
Make una carry una worry ooo, I trust my God!

DedeNkem:
Spoken like a proud ignorant!

Bros goan fight your leaders you and them are the ignorant ones here, nothing about Nigeria will move me again.

Joybringer:
It exists...
God can not lie

And he can't die

Alejoas:
The woes and cry of job seeking Nigerian is really heartbreaking. My people, i sell external battery, inverter System that can power your laptop for between ten to twenty four hours, Tv and decoder for up to 9 hours, kindly recommend me to your friends and family.

Na God go help us ooo

Why should I?

The only reason I should worry is because they didn't give me my share of the money.

Gm all...
Abeg make we laugh this morning
*Ndi Ara Juru Na Lagos*

I have been laughing since morning.

Bishops wan use laff wounjor me


Over packaging naa bad thing..

Today is exactly 10years I resigned from my lucrative job that was paying me as much as N200k monthly as of then and ran to Lagos because of an advert I saw on Guardian Newspaper..

"An international/multinational company in Lagos is looking for suitably qualified science and arts graduates to market it's Great brands in Nigeria.. Salary is a minimum of N400k and a vehicle will be provided.. bla bla bla"

I applied through their email as provided..

Before 2 hours.. I was replied.. You have qualified for the interview and final stage and was given one month to resign and come for the final stage of the interview..

That time.. I had this lady Boss in my office that never liked me.. I came next morning and arrogantly told her, "Folake, I am Done with this your MENIAL job.. you can now have my position for all I care"..

I resigned.. Next morning, entered Ekenedirichukwu first bus to Lagos!

People of Gawd.. I am still shaking my head as I write this..

I reached Lagos safely.. Next morning I was at the address.. A "container" shop with a small room they called a warehouse attached, somewhere around Okokomaiko.

9:30am.. one haggard and hungry looking man in a lemon Green unbalanced coat popped out.. the idiot said he got A Great news for us.. He announced to us that all of us who have managed to come for this interview have automatically qualified.. I looked round. Over 2000 people qualified to work where?? In this caravan abi naa container!! No interview.. no write this or that.. The Spirit to cry befell my Heart.. wahala be like okro soup.. e de draw!

The man said we should all clap for ourselves and sit down for lectures.. hmmmm.. people actually clapped.. Lagos children!.. Nothing scares them again.. people that clapped for Buhari and Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu.. what can't they clap for..
Ndi ara juru naa Lagos..

My left mind smiled and sarcastically clapped too for my right mind like, "well done.. next Time always look before you leap"..

These guys started telling us of how we can get a basket and load it with their range of products.. Then a bus will be provided.. azzin that's the vehicle to be given as stated in the advert.. A Mega phone attached to the bus to tell the people about the range of products. While we run around and meet prospective customers.. any of the soap, cream or "ogwu anwu nta" you sell.. you get N5!..

The man sounded soooooo happy announcing to us that we are rewarded instantly.. and the Great reward is N5 that I nearly fainted..
Fada Lawd.. why do bad thing always happen to Good people?

Aaaahh.. ahhh..
Am I dreaming?? From salary of 200k a month.. I am coming to look for N5.. am I dreaming or what??... Kedu udiri akuko di ihe a

The man continued.. as if he was in my mind.. you can sell 400 products a day and that's you making 200k a day.. That's 400k in two days.. so when we said salary of 400k a month.. it's an understatement.. you can see that you are worth N5m in 25 working days.. They clapped again.. even gave him standing ovation..

Ndi ara juru naa Lagos, I swear..

God imagine your Child.. running on foot selling these unknown creams and rubbish and making 200k a day.. I go don run enter Boko haram camp without knowing.. person fit follow the bus run.. run.. run.. soteeeeeh you run mad and you don't have any idea that you have run out of your senses!!

That was when tears rolled down my left eye.. I caught it with my kerchief.. my stomach just did kpurururrurru!!.. e be like shit de catch me.. my legs have not started running.. I am already having running stomach!

In about a minute.. I just saw myself sobbing.. my heart was just too heavy.. I needed to cry small for my Destiny.. ihe nke a, wu niini sef?? My nose was running too like a covid patient.

It was then it dawned on me to ask those around me their qualifications.. maybe I am at the wrong place.. maybe I read the wrong advert.. this must be for WAEC holders and bandits or miscreants!!!...

I asked the few around me.. This one said he has a HND in applied physics, the other OND in something laidat.. surprisingly, one said BSc Microbiology..i nearly fainted when the one by my side whispered to me that he has MBA marketing.. and he was listening to the junky man with rapt attention.. azzin he doesn't wanna loose this job!!

Imagine the kind of graduate jobs in Nigeria.. tufiakwa!!!

I just knelt down, took my phone and called Foluke.. "Biko..ejooor.. mbok.. I am sorry, that my position I said you should have, just keep am for me.. I am entering night bus now.. if you have another person there.. me and am go de share the salary like PDP vs APC sharing our loot and Natural resources..!!"

This was how a tusatusa company, carry sweet advert drag me come Lagos to add me to the list of ndi Ara juru naa Lagos!!!.. but I ran away!

Bishops Edwin