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Politics / Re: President Tinubu With World Leaders In Dubai. The Powerful 6 by Ablemax(m): 3:44pm On Dec 03, 2023
Pakute:
This President does not look like someone that's bothered by the grunting of pigs. He's meeting with his colleagues, world leaders, people at his level, having fun, marketing Nigeria to the world. Let pigs keep sniffing the soil with their nose, looking for what is not lost while Nigeria keep moving forward.


that's it our big daddy is not even bothered self....

atleast he's smatter that bubu.

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Romance / Re: What Is One Thing You Regret Doing This Year? by Ablemax(m): 11:42am On Dec 02, 2023
YelloweWest:


I did some deep soul searching. Something I should I done before I started the process.

At the end of the day I realized the greener pastures am looking for abroad is achievable for me here in Nigeria...

My sister left though and so far so good she's happy with her decision but it's just not for me.


wow that's still great anyways

what matter is that you win.

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Romance / Re: What Is One Thing You Regret Doing This Year? by Ablemax(m): 8:10am On Dec 02, 2023
YelloweWest:
Paying heavy school fees to japa to Canada. Now, I'm not going anywhere. I'll remain in Nigeria however my money is gone as the fees are non refundable.

what stopped you from travilling?
Travel / Re: Funds To Japa by Ablemax(m): 9:37pm On Nov 27, 2023
[quote author=ELKHALIFAISIS post=127198866]I woke up one morning after they voted one clueless man from duara and I said it's time to leave before it gets too ugly

Search for my friend who was in Dubai working as security, I asked him , the coolest work in Dubai as I don't want to be in the street looking for job he said security because they earns about 3k aed then , I inquired about direct employment and he charge me 1m which I gave him 500k from part of proceeds of family land my dad sold , he promised to get the visa in 2 weeks , 2 weeks turned to 3 months and I lose hope and interest, I started demanding for refund after I have spent the balance I had on other things , the visa later came out , I rally around and paid the balance and the visa expired 3 days after paying the balance of 700k.. how did I get the money, my cousin gave me 200k my two uncles 100k each and the rest came from small businesses I do.. after much fight they refund me 500k I used that 500k and look for visa agent online and I found one we negotiated he gave me tourist visa for 170k I booked my flight ticket airpeace through wakanow and already on my way to Dubai, I did all manner of job until I got same security job, worked it for 3 years and went for supervisor course, finish work as supervisor one year get my driving licence and apply direct for security manager in 5 star hotel. That is where I am now with salary of 8k aed and official car all these happened in space of 7years... The goodest thing.. I have bought back that land my old man sold because of me and buy other properties which I can't mention here.. mind u I will never leave Dubai , I have been to USA and Germany for vacation twice [/quo

we bless God u move on time, here now it's now looking as if some of us are trapped or should I say caged here, no way forward nor backward grin. our daddy at the top is not helping matters.
Travel / Re: Funds To Japa by Ablemax(m): 6:55pm On Nov 27, 2023
Evolutionism:


Lol so go out there and work Hardgrin
I'll sir cool

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Travel / Re: Funds To Japa by Ablemax(m): 6:52pm On Nov 27, 2023
Vibra:
I got a job and they paid for flight, 3 months accommodation, visa fee and some other things

congratulation and more to come

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Travel / Re: Funds To Japa by Ablemax(m): 6:50pm On Nov 27, 2023
sboga:
No go japa anywhere
We die hia

no be me and you sad

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Travel / Re: Funds To Japa by Ablemax(m): 4:24pm On Nov 25, 2023
Tohsynetita1:
most people you see moving out sold their resources. But if you can do some business like exportation of Nigeria food, some farming crazy farming that are small scale but return is large within some months, it's good. in export, you can make 1 millionaire gain on 100kg of Garri only in a week. Export is the best but hard to come by.

A kg here is around 700 naira, there is around 12 USD that's like 12000 naira. their are some courier that charges 3500 per kg multiply it by 100, that's 350k for transportation, getting there if sold like say 10 USD, that's 1000 USD within like 5 days. 1000 USD is around 1.1 million naira here in just few days, now imagine you send, egusi, elubo, etc.

its not easy to export sha.. very expensive stuff

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Travel / Re: Funds To Japa by Ablemax(m): 4:07pm On Nov 25, 2023
Evolutionism:


Get an AR15 and Visit the nearest place money use to plenty inside the place. I have forgotten the name they use to call that place.

You can ask other people sha, They will tell you the name because it's popular.

Everything you need to live a Very Comfortable LIFE in a nation like Nigeria provided you are from a "Poor/Average" Background are on the other side of FEAR.

Get Rich Or Die Trying.

Adios.

grin grin
I wan flex life abeg
Travel / Re: Funds To Japa by Ablemax(m): 4:06pm On Nov 25, 2023
ednut1:
is student visa the only way to japa

abeg tell me the other ways to japa

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Ablemax(m): 12:15pm On Nov 25, 2023
somebody should help me with a job I'm ready to work.


God abeg o

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by Ablemax(m): 12:11pm On Nov 25, 2023
I'm open and readily available for jobs in Abuja

I'm ready to work.

thanks

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Travel / Funds To Japa by Ablemax(m): 11:31am On Nov 25, 2023
hello my fellow Nlanders, yo those who have successfully japa we also need your contribution to this,

as we know getting or raising money for japa is not easy, I've been thinking cracking my head to see on how to raise funds for japa but non ideal is coming forth except beting hoping some day I'll hit jackpot..

s to my good people please kindly share how you were able to raise the money for japa so that us here can follow too. (legal way)

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Travel / Re: Toronto (ontario) To Alberta 3400km Road Trip by Ablemax(m): 8:06pm On Sep 23, 2023
I'm seated
Travel / Re: Ethiopian Air-backed Carrier To Start In Nigeria By October by Ablemax(m): 12:48pm On Aug 04, 2023
mtcheeew

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Romance / Re: If You Want All Your Sexual Fantasy To Be In Reality Visit These States. by Ablemax(m): 9:49am On Jul 08, 2023
[quote author=Aklee4994 post=124281392]I know of that benue especially those TIV girls but currently in nasarawa and even scared to woo anyhow girl make guy man no carry anyhow disease...Make I Dey my lane as this is coming from a critical observation from a nairalander.

Some month ago I do HIV test here in Lafia and my status is negative😎[/quote


lol
Romance / Re: My Wife Thinks I'm Poor. This Is Why by Ablemax(m): 7:05pm On Jul 05, 2023
funkmrflexx:
My wife and I recently had a fight, she snooped through my phone and saw chat I had with some girls though i don't have anything with them (I've promised myself not to do it again though)

During the quarrel she started insulting me, calling me a fool and a useless man, said that's why God has refused to bless me ( I took these insults because I was at fault)

I make roughly between 500 to 800k monthly( sometimes more)
I'm current opening a business for her in which I've spent more than 2 million.
We recently went on a vacation where I spent more than 900k
I don't have a car yet but I plan to get one before the end of the year
As a couple I think we are actually doing very well more than a lot of people, for the to say that God has blessed me makes me feel like she's not satisfied with my efforts and I feel she is measuring my success with other metrics other than what I'm striving for.
As I man I do my best to make sure my family is doing well. But I hate it when I feel I'm not appreciated.
She also said she gets tempted when guys try to talk to her outside.



bro show some love abeg show me road you are make up to dat amount (200k) monthly abeg.....


and lastly goan settle me matter with ur wife
Romance / Re: My Wife Thinks I'm Poor. This Is Why by Ablemax(m): 7:03pm On Jul 05, 2023
funkmrflexx:


Nigerians too like free thing, if I say pay let me show u nw u will say I want to eat ur money.



abeg o I'll pay as far it's not above my networth (33k) lol
Career / Re: My Experience In The Nigerian Military Training by Ablemax(m): 9:36am On Jul 05, 2023
windvane:
Any day,I love the Nigerian airforce.....if I had my way,i would join today.....buy man don turn butty finish.....I love the parade when it has to do with the AOC or the CAS!!!!back then at airforce base ikeja,around 8am when the AIr officer Commanding drives in with his convoy,then you have to scream STAND STILL EVERYWHERE!!!




hahahha,


but they can still reduce the butty na
Career / Re: My Experience In The Nigerian Military Training by Ablemax(m): 7:10pm On Jul 04, 2023
windvane:
retired as a junior warrant officer and the provost of the air force band



wow congrats sir, though I love the military even wrote the 68rc intake exam but u know the rest of the story na
Career / Re: My Experience In The Nigerian Military Training by Ablemax(m): 7:06pm On Jul 04, 2023
windvane:
You made me remember secondary school days...AFSS....joined the cadet in 1992,that was like year 2.the drills were hell,I could remember an aircommodore's(1 star general) son fainted on drills,his dad came to school the next day and because our commandant was a squadron leader(major general),he gave both the RSM and commandant serious warning.one girl was slapped and she fainted,lately died in hospital,she was a sickle cell patient.i was lucky not go through heavy drills because I was playing the beagle for the color party...I love the military but I was lucky not to join.....seen so many posters of those that got into NDA 2000/01 wey don die for theatre for sambisa forest.My set was the last to use a real riffle for parades.....



why didn't you join na?
Romance / Re: Why Are Girls Like This by Ablemax(m): 11:41pm On Jul 03, 2023
grin grin

my ghuy sorry ooo, Sha life is like that atimes....


just wise up

tongue tongue

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Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by Ablemax(m): 7:55am On Jun 11, 2023
Evestar200:
No


okay thank you very much.
Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by Ablemax(m): 4:28pm On Jun 10, 2023
Evestar200:
E-passport.

The old one is harmonised passport.


are they still issueing the old one?
Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by Ablemax(m): 11:23am On Jun 10, 2023
Evestar200:
Let me put my passport Wahala Issue here.

I applied for my Passport on June 8 2022 and did Capture on June 9, 2022, in Warri before leaving for Kaduna. I came back in June and I asked the guy that was processing it for me if my passport was ready and he angrily told me no that I didn't do an urgent passport and that it will take three minutes before it will be ready.

So, I left Warri and return to Kaduna hoping that when I returned in December my passport will b ready. In December when I arrived in Warri, I went to the immigration office to collect my passport. When I got there, I gave them the slip and gave them a number to wait, after waiting close to an hour, they called me and said my passport is not yet ready and that I should go and meet the person processing it for me. I was shocked and angry because is 6 months and my passport is not yet ready.

I called the person processing it for me and he told me my passport is supposed to be ready, maybe there is an issue somewhere and he will call me once is ready, so I left the immigration office angrily and went home.

I waited for two weeks and the guy did not call me, so make contact and explained to people and my Team Manager directed me to General Manager that he has a brother working In Nigeria Immigration, I contacted him and he gave me his brother's number, so I called his brother and explained everything and he told me to come to the immigration office the next day.

Meanwhile, I was contacting the guy that was processing it for me and he told me they cannot find my fine, and that I need to reproduce the processing documents so that they can take my file to the production room. I paid for that and they have to reproduce the document in my file and I filed them.

After all this, I still did not get any good feedback so I reported my issue to the Immigration office headquarters and they responded and told me to report my issue to the Warri Immigration Service desk, I went to lay my complaint but they refer to meet the guy processing it for me, I got angry and called Nigeria Immigration headquarter and told me to call the name of the person processing it for me. I did and they said I should send them my appointment letter for them to track it but I don't have any of those documents.

So on the 3rd of January this year, I went and decided to see the PCO, at first the immigration officers close to her office don't want to allow me in, saying she is busy, but I stood my ground and waited more than 4hrs before they decided to report my case to her and she called me then I explained everything to her including the part where I reported them to Abuja and she was angry with me for reporting them, saying I want to make them lose their jobs, that we Warri people are good at reporting.

After saying all that, she called them to find my file, Behold! The file that was missing is in there with other files that have not been produced. She said they have passed June, maybe my file has an issue, they look at my file, no issue so she begged me and said they don't have the passport I applied for and that the one they are issuing now is enhanced passport and is a different amount, that she will make a call to Abuja and once they sent her passport she will produce it.

I told her I want to travel back to Kaduna before I will come back to Warri in June so how am I going to get the passport?. She said since my case has been like this, she will do a third party for me, and that I should write a letter with the name of the person that will take it on my behalf and with a valid ID.

I did exactly as I was told, and my friend went there two times before they finally produced the passport I captured on June 9 2022, on January 19th 2023.

My friend collected it on my behalf and I get hold of my passport on June 1st 2023. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


which one is enhance passport again??

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Computers / Re: UK Used Dell E7450 - 8GB RAM, Core i5, Backlit keyboard, 5hrs Battery by Ablemax(m): 9:22pm On Jun 04, 2023
ikechukz:
It's available sir
okay,...

your WhatsApp number lets talk
Computers / Re: UK Used Dell E7450 - 8GB RAM, Core i5, Backlit keyboard, 5hrs Battery by Ablemax(m): 2:38pm On Jun 04, 2023
is it still available ??
Politics / Re: Nigerian Air Force Day 2023 (Pictures, Video) by Ablemax(m): 1:45pm On May 08, 2023
Racoon:
Congratulations NAF. Happy anniversary guys. I remember the humble beginning during the time of Shittu Alao(Has a Barracks named after him in Keffi-Nassarawa state), Group Captain Sam Ethan, and AVM Abubakar Sadiq.

The 301 and 303 Flying training schools in Kano and Enugu are the best.Dont know much about the ones in Kano and Jos. May @naptu2 will do a thread on that one day for us here. Remember the fallen heroes especially the unfortunate NAF 911 C-130 Hercules crash in Ejigbo on September 26 1992.


hello are you in the force?
Romance / Re: Run From Womanizing by Ablemax(m): 11:12am On Apr 25, 2023
please op,what u into dat generates that kind of amount u spent in olosho

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Romance / Re: Bye by Ablemax(m): 7:36am On Mar 31, 2023
to the op don't worry you will raise again, don't think about the negative comment and blame from fellow nairalanfers, what I'll advice u to do now is go to God almighty in prayers for help and also direction. just as some said google master scholarships there are more than enough online for you to apply, just keep searching and applying you'll definately see one that will give you scholarship.

one more thing I like make you design PJ for mhe o



may God help you.

Amen.

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Properties / Re: 50 By 100 For Sale @urora Off Aduwawa, Benin City by Ablemax(m): 4:43pm On Feb 17, 2023
MonthlySalary:
land for 6milllion in aurorra ??



the ghuy is a joker

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