₦airaland Forum

Harlem2:
I hate Barcelona
Bastardo

they cut your paper.

A Paramount ruler dat cannot dig borehole for his people.
How much does it cost for such a project?
But he keeps on collecting millions of naira from the oil coys as royalties every year.
No wonder he has d money to afford 300 bags of sachet water for his family.

adonismuller:
A lawyer should explain what “ maintain status quo “mean biko

very good question.
Over to lwayers.

Don't get confused.
Alot of of employees knows dat it's hard to have dat 5yrs experience.
So they are checking for other things silently.
When u write dat ur hobby is reading, swimming etc,they just assume u lifted it from somewhere.
Rather when asked about your hobby,say things dat are unique to u like u play instrument in church,u train animals,community security,.
They will know u are stable.

OlawaleBammie:
Is Dis sarcasm or what? u re confusing my confusion..

JOB....NO EXPERIENCE.... COMMUNITY WORK.. MILITANT... GOT EMPLOYED.

am confused.

Trump no send you.

Angry balotelli.
He could have been one of d best but anger issues and pride reduced him to playing with kids.

He needs to drinks moringa tea every morning and evening for a month or more.
Just get d green leaves and boil or d powdered for to be added in hot water in a big cup.
Drink it religiously and thank me after.

fairfora:
Hello nairalanders. I have this colleague who was always sleeping in the office around july. He often complained of muscle and joint pain with dizziness and pain in his eyes and both sides of his head. Sometimes, he would be complaining of slight headache and abdominal pain.

I asked that some test be run by him, including an XYZ just to be sure. He did all that and all was negative except typhoid which was inherent in the diagnostic report with negligible malaria. He was placed on a broad spectrum ciprofloxacin. He was feeling relieved after which the symptoms came back.

He went back to the clinic and was placed on Zinax, a higher antibiotics. 2 weeks later, the symptoms came back again and this time, the dr asked him to repeat the test and still repeat the XYZ. As usual all came out negative except thyphoid. This time, he was placed on augmentine. In short, he completed the recommended dose barely 2 weeks ago and symptoms have returned as I speak . Yesterday, I asked that the test be repeated for the 3rd time same as usual. Please medics, pharms and traditional medics in the house, what drug can he use to get rid of this stubborn bacteria?

It's wisdom my friend.
If I show u my sample CV,
U go find work for me.

OlawaleBammie:
Is Dis sarcasm or what? u re confusing my confusion..

JOB....NO EXPERIENCE.... COMMUNITY WORK.. MILITANT... GOT EMPLOYED.

am confused.

I got a job without any experience.
When I got to dat part,
I wrote dat I was a singer in my church choir and I love communities work, helping people with disability.
And lots more.
These quality made them to know I was not a militant.
I got d job.

Lol.
Even your own na die.
Nairaland is a funny place.
I pm u,hope u reply.

ShawttySoFyne:
Your moniker tho

How old are u?

Na wa for oyinbo.
They even joke with hiv.
Not cool.

Are u tunde enut?

ednut1:
You don't deserve any assistance. You had sex what were u expecting

They are gonna tell him the type of person that he is to carry in d car.
Lubbish.

Nobody has ever been to d moon.

This is sad.

Boiled White yam and pap.

Hope they will not be used as political thugs by d PDP.

Nigerian and joblessness are like dat Zuma meme

Nothing wey Nwaamaikpe no go see for nairaland.

Stupid man.
Na dat Fendi polo them take catch am for airport.

Lol.
No need for that.
It's been long I heard someone mention my school.
We were there when d first publication of the school magazine.
That structure used to belong to the Army children school.
Old memories.

Timagex:
. Your Highness sir! I prostate o!

The great CDSS Odogbo.
I was there the first day we moved into the present structure.1996.

Timagex:
This made me remember when I was still a student of command day secondary school, Odogbo barracks, ibadan. It happened that, one day, a guy was passing by and he refused to greet the soldiers on duty. He said that "I don't like greeting" . Well, he was told to strip to his boxers and cut some grass. Ladies and gentlemen, behold, he was wearing a camouflage boxers!!!!!! . One of the soldiers was telling his oga that "oga, look o! Na awa payint the guy wear!! . Soldier payint!!! .



What happened to him? Guess...

Beautiful,
I hope they are not Muslims.
I can not thank Allah for this.

NwaAmaikpe:

clown. Say something.
I command u.

Very motivational.
Makes u believe dat u can be anything you so desire.
N.B, pay no heed to nwaamaikpe.
He is my bitch.
Famous nairaland local champion.
Clown.

A case of 'if u coza me I bisola you'.

timifakay:
Assumption is the mother of all f**k ups..

not good enough explaining.
Expand it.

NGRsenate:
OP what is wrong with your username though?

u don see am finish.

uboma:
Wrong fluid going into the radiator

I don't think a radiator was meant for water alone.