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pwansunriseteam:
You that have Angel voice
How much do you have?

am richer than you..
Make a video call right now with me.
Let's see where each of us are.

Frog voice don become social commentator..

I was going through a thread about some guys experience in Benin city with prostitutes and my memory flashed backed to my own experience in Calabar by 1998 at flour mill juction.
Anybody that has lived in Calabar will know where am talking about.

We just finished writing our finals in secondary school and me and my friends decided that the best way to celebrate is to visit the popular brothel for enjoyment.
We trekked all d way from Ikot Ansa to the place,being that none of us had any experience with such girls,
We decided to take along one of our class mates that lives in d area.
Got there and ordered for beer.
By now d girls were rushing to catch our attention.
Among all of us,I was least experienced,so it was decided that I should go first.
Went inside d cubicle with one small ibo girl,took off my clothes shyly.
She don wear me condom and told me to begin.
I swear,
I have not even pushed up to 3 times when she started screaming that I want to kill her,that I must add more money or else no more show.
TBH,the thing was sweeten me anyhow so I decided to comply thinking that it was normal.
Only for me to reach for my throuser and it was nowhere to be found.
Film don start.
Person don put hand from under the curtain pick my clothes to search and had not returned it on time.
Being a ST Patrick's college guy.
We no dey carry last.
Na so I raise alarm for my guys to come.
Luckily d guy we went with hold ground for d area..
Na so him come mobilize them come return my clothes.
I left there and did not return again.

Olosho hunting is never d best.

Any Calabar boy can also share his own experience.

Peace out.

Swear that your friend bought that phone and chain wit her money.

Thief attempted to thief thief.

Dis nafdac na killjoy full am.

O Dora,
Even tho u are gone,
Your manhood lives on.

Omo dis one na complete Muslim.

Money dey farming Sha.

sedutrice:
Why do you need to tell us you work in a palm oil company?

haha.
Very funny

Hazards of our job..
May God protect all d fire down workers amen.
Hot work for life.

Why should I do dat?

Kastrom:
Connect me now bros

Learn to think with ur brain.

sassysure:
U painted this lady bad but she isn't.
She is using her sense not emotions.
U are even the bad one

U were dating her as well as banging another person and have a child as an evidence to that.

U said u are working in oil company and she will wanna marry in 2 yrs time, she had a medical emergency. Why not shift the marriage forward if u actually love her? If she now say no, that means she is the bad one.
U just want everything to go your way.
Fibroid has made many women childless and they are always adviced to get pregnant early before it gets bigger. U are selfish

Mine is d worst ever.
I work in an oil company,
Been dating dis girl for 7 years but we started having sex 2018.
Told her we gonna get married after her youth service which will be through by 2021 ending.
By then I would have saved enough money to give her a comfortable life.
Out of the blues she just called me one day that there is someone that is really interested in marrying her and that she went to the hospital and was told she has fibriod and d only solution is for her to get pregnant and have a child.
I don't want a child out of wedlock as I already have one.
She said she can't wait till the time I gave her.
I wished her well in her new endeavor.
Dat's all.

Gangan..
These guys no get chill at all.
Them fit open jihad for her matter like dis.

Sai buhari..
Abeg somebody help me with dat Jonathan pics.

Future champs.

This is d most evil thing I have seen on social media.
Those innocent looking malams are actually wolves in sheep's clothing.
Bastards.

Transfer of aggression.
He thought obaseki has transformed in a monkey.
Well I don't blame him cos of the resemblance.
But if u like,flog him from morning till morning,
Your hotel is still going down.

Hi guy,
I can feel ur pain cos I was once on your shoe.
My mum had cough for close to two years..
We pass through alot before she could overcome it.
Ur mum has cancer and d cough is just d body way of telling u that there is something wrong inside of her.

Dis man is officially free from a broken heart.

Show how u used it on your own teeth.

If it's a Christian organization,
Tell them u sing in a church choir,
Attend regular Bible studies or u are a prayer warrior.
Enhance ur skills by telling the HR day u are good with people with disability or old people.
All this will show dat u are not a ruffian.

U are not from Akwa Ibom.

Riele:
I'm waiting for those hypocritical beings that will act holier than thou here .

you are too young to have any meaningful view about dis.
Nairaland is gonna corrupt u.

This is a challenge.
Bless me o Lord so I can give back in times like these.

I think those are tears of joy.
Lucky bastard.

Something dat has been going on for decades in Nigeria.

Something dat has been going on for decades in Nigeria.

Lie lie,
Thief.
Dis is just d beginning.

I can do it for 3million naira

[What is d title of the movie.quote author=TheFacelessMan post=83829463] Unbelievable to think Mexico was once peaceful.

Many years ago, I was a hitman for Jose Luis Cardozo... this is how the war started.


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Don Carlito was the biggest cocaine supplier in all of South America.

He had it all; cars, mansions.... beautiful women but no children.[/quote]

Dat's not gonna stop him from looting d treasury dry.
Misplaced priority.

BanevsJoker:
You either don't want to understand, or are programmed not to understand. Water is already contaminated. A borehole will still be the same contaminated water. Na wah for you sha.

if I slap u.

GrabHisBalls:
Is the cleaning done by local and state government? Some of you never reason before typing. Olodo! The soil is contaminated by the oil spillage. You must not comment if your knowledge of a thing is limited.

see your big head.
The one that was done by nddc is called what.
Bore balls.