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frbona:
quit smoking weed, they won't listen. See now

Just swerve b! Ch.. Ain't here 4JOKEZ

OK this early mohmoh my BELOVED BAe WOKE ME UP WITH A CALL THAT I SHOULD GO SEE HER ASAP.. I GOT THERE AND SHE SAID I FVCKED HER SO HARD LAST NIGHT AND NOW IT'S LIKE HER WOMB HAS SHIFTED. THAT IT HAS SHIFTED TO HER LEG. THAT'S HER WOMB IS NO LONGER IN HER TUMMY BUH HER RIGHT LEG. THAT IS IF SHE GETS PREGNANT NOW THE BABY'S GONNA STAY IN THE WOMB ON HER Right LEG? Never.. NOT MY CHILD. I HAVEN'T HEARD OR SEEN A THING LIKE THAT THEREFORE SHE'S A BONA-FIDE LIAR. SHE CAN'T FOOL ME WALAIHI.. NEVER

Silentscreamer:
I apologise on behalf of the girl that broke ur heart. Take it easy biko.

is DAH all u got??

you like MAKING guys YOUR ATM machines buh feel bad when they fVck out your pusi and dump you like em left over fufu,huh?









Aeroplane is coming to jam u

QueenSuccubus:


Are you in RIDDLE ME THIS- expert solvers?

Just Answer if u know.

If Theresa's Daughter is My Daughter's Mother. Who is Theresa??











Lala

Chinachriss:
You gat to love this girl jare.

Put up ten times and saved ten times, a cat with nine lives indeed.

Let's make this happen jare.

Text VOTE Cee-C to 32052.

let's crown our baby the queen she truly is.

:PDid SHE Win

Everybody say Yeah Yeah!..



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Tanxxx

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Song Dropping June 2021



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Nutase:
When you spot an addicted, frustrated, chronic, struggling masturbator you know him.

Hmm... So how do I help DAH kinda person if I see one? Cut off his Dick or PUSI

Just LOOK FOR A KNIFE N CUT OFF UR DICK.....U WILL HAVE ZERO PROBLEMS... FOR THE LADIES.. SHOVE A SHOVEL INSIDE UR PUSi TILL ITS TORN AJAR... Then RUN TO THE NEAREST DOCTOR TO GET IT SEWED.. SO NOW COME BACK N TRY MASTURBATING... AM PRETTY SURE U WILL LOSE THE SEX URGE WHEN U SEE THE STATE OF UR ALREADY SEWED pusi...U WILL PITY UR pusi n STOP THE ACT... HAPPY SUNDAY

efesodje:
Go back to the shop tomorrow and purchase something. I hope she is the only one handling the cash register? If she's not, make sure you get in her check-in line. This time get her digits as you are been served your receipt

So NOW I WILL BE BUYING THINGS UPANDAN COS OF A GAL?? KILO SHELE GAN GAN... IT'S NOT LIKE I BOUGHT THAT BRACELET COS OF HER,IT JUST HAPPENED THAT I NOTICED HER WHEN I CAME INSIDE THE SHOP... AM VERY SURE I WILL SEE HER WHEN I GET THERE BUH HOW TO MAKE HER GIMME SOME DIGITS IS THE P... U HAVE ANY IDEA??

OK I MET THIS MAMA YESTERDAY AT ICM, IKEJA IN A SHOP WHERE I BOUGHT A BRACELET N MY FEELINGS FOR HER WAS MORE THAN THAT OF ISAAC WHEN HE FIRST SAW REBECCA IN THE BOOK OF GENESIS CHAPTER 6,OR IS IT CHEAPER 7...I THINK IT'S BTW THE TWO CHAPTERS BUH IF U DON'T SEE THE STORY THERE U CAN CHECK OUT CHAPTER 8.. THE FEELINGS WERE UNIMAGINABLE...I VOWED NEVER TO FALL IN LOVE BUH I THINK THIS FEELING AM HAVING FOR THIS GAL NOW IS A SIGN OF FALLING IN LOVE... I CAN REMEMBER THE SMILE ON HER FACE WHEN SHE WAS WRITING THE RECEIPT... I KNOW SHE WAS FEELING ME MORE THAN I DID... I WANTED TO COLLECT HER CONTACT BUH I DIDN'T WANT TO RUSH THINGS N NOW AM REGRETTING WHY I FVCKED UP..I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN HER CONTACT... N NOW AM ALSO WONDERING WHAT TO DO...AM THINKING ON GOING BACK THERE TOMORROW COS OF HER BUH WETIN I WAN GO TELLAM GUYS PLEASE HELP UR MAN ON WHAT TO DO...GIMME SOME LINES COS RYT NOW LOVE HAS MADE ME TO FORGET ALL MY LYRICS... TANNXX!

Meti99:
Those born in November are most likely products of valentine's rough riders

Abi o

Oluwasaeon:
Are you OK?

aRE U BLIND

OK TODAY IS THE LOVERS DAY AKA VALENTINE BUT if U ASK SOME THEY WILL TELL U IT'S A FVCK DAY..IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT FVCK BUH THAT'S THE MENTALITY WE all HAVE..GOD IS WATCHING!! U KNOW WHEN WE TALK ABOUT LOVE,IT MEANS ALOT.. SOME SAY LOVE IS CARING N THAT'S SO TRUE,, N CARING IS SHARING..U CAN BUY THIS LOVELY PVSSYCATS FOR YOUR YOUNGER ONES N THEY WILL NEVER STOP LOVING U.. THAT WILL SHOW HOW MUCH U CARE.. N THAT'S LOVE! A WORD IS ENOUGH! HAPPY VAL

DreamChaser2000:
So now you look like a cartoon character .

SO WAH ARE U INSINUATING BY SAYING DAT?? MY OGA

!!!***!!!

Name- IRRELEVANT ABORTION

Age- 51

Occupation- SONGWRITER

Are you single, dating or married- SINGLE,DATING AND MARRIED!

Those u like on Romance Section- MY CHILDREN

Those u dislike on Romance section- THE ONES THAT ARE NOT MY CHILDREN

Those u find annoying- NOISE MAKERS e.g FVCKSHIT, HUNGRYNIGERIAN,BIAFRANBUSHBOY, ETC.

Those u can't help but read their posts(you look forward to what they have to say)- POCOHANTAS (MAMA, DEAD FUNNY)

Those you follow and wish follows you back- NOBODY

Why do you follow the people you follow- ASK NOBODY!

NLer that has sent u the most PMs- OYINDIDI

How many PMs do you get on average in a day- 30BILLION

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting- KUSHYKUSH ( DUDE ALWAYS LOOKING LIKE HE WANNA PUNCH AN INNOCENT,GOD FEARING MAN LIKE ME )

Which Romancelander is fake- FVCKz

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date- MAKYDEBBIE

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on- I AIN'T DAH TYPE OF GUY TALKING 'BOUT RELATIONSHips!.. buh I CRUSH ON LALAS247 LIKE A GRINDING MACHINE WOULD CRUSH TOMATOES!

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) - LALAS247 (SHE ALWAYS GIVING ME THIS "BOY COMAN BE MY SUGAR SON" SIGN.. MAMA IS A NICE LADY tooo! . )

Your favorite Romancelander(s) FAIRLYUSEDPANTS, STUPIDITY, HUNGRYNIGERIAN, AIRFOIL1,JONAIFAME22, LEFULEFU n THE REMAINING 3million NLERS

Your favorite mod- NOBODY

Funniest Romancelander(s)- POCOHANTAS,LEFULEFU

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads- ABORTIONS

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"XXXXXXXX

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? - NONE

Which Nairalander(s) do you think is smart but he/she doesn’t know- ALL DUMB

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life- I WILL FORGIVE NOR MATTER WHAT THEY HAVE CAUSED

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life- 0.4

NLer(S) you consider smart- ALL DUMB

NL member that tries too hard- AMARABAE (TRIES TOO FVCKING HARD TO BE NOTICED BY AIRFORCE1,LIKES AIRFORCE1 BUT NO GUTS TO WALK UP TO A Gee N TELL HIM HOW SHE FEELS,. LONG STORY SHORT AIRFOIL1 U WILL SURELY BE A DULLARD IF U DON'T DO SOMETHING B4 D END OF THE MONTH..GOODNIGHT SWEET DREAMS!)

NLer(s) you find intriguing- SEXYBBSTAR

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer- WHY WOULD I WANNA LEARN INSULTs?? WHAT WOULD I GAIN?? MAKa WHat OK TALKING ABT PHRASES N STYLES LEMME SAY ZEROES!

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from- FVCK THE ABOVE plus THE NLER I WOULD HAVE LEARNED ANYTHING FROM

Which other sections do you visit except romance? CELEBRITY, ENTERTAINMENT, SEXUALITY, FASHION ETC

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section- FVCKTARDZ!

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other- LALAS247

Who do u often agree with- MY PASTOR

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex)- MAKYDEBBIE,SEXYBBSTAR,AMARABAE, LALAS247, COMANFVCK, JUICYPUSI, Mouth Gig, FINGERME ETC

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex) - THE FIRST GAL THAT ATE MEAT AT THE 2018 GET TOGETHER PARRY!

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy - ME myself AND I

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious) - MYND44 (SORRy SIR, E MA BINU, JUST SAYING THO, BUH U sabi BAN SHA) WIZKIZ ABI VIZKID,, DAH GUY'S MOUTH RUNS LIKE RIVER LEKKi, THAT'S IF LEKKI HAS A RIVER!

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag - AIRFOIL1

In what way has Romance Section impacted in your life this 2017 (Positively or Negatively)- POSITIVELY IN FVCKZ WAY,..... NEGATIVELY I DUNNO WHEN LAST I WENT TO CHURCH...NL IS is THE CAUSE..NEVER ASK ME Y

Signature: (Any Funny Line, Statement, Lyric or motivational quote) - LIFE'S A PERSONAL ADVENTURE... U EITHER DO IT 4 URSEF OR NEVER... Stay FOCUSED, FORGET THE HOEZ, CHASE THE CHECK!!!

Shoutout to: ALL MY CHILDREN!

KushyKush:
So everyone who puts on face cap is bald?

I thought Foolconey stopped being a fool in 2017...

GUY Y ARE U WICKED LIKE THIS NAW... U KNOW IT'S NOT FAIR o,...

pocohantas:
'Broke party', what does that mean? They look good to me.


That guy in plain and pattern fabric, what's his username?

LovePeddler LOADING!

DAUGHTERZ OF JEZEBEL!

marvin902:
I CAN SEE THE HAND WORK OF YOUR ANCESTORS

MY ANCESTORS ARE LOYAL MY BROTHER... THEY EVEN PROMISED ME THAT AM GONNA GET A CAR A NEW HOUSE AT LEKKI PHASE 2 B4 THE END OF THIS YEAR..SO U SEE?AM BLESSED!

Brunosamel:
omo I tire for your story... How old is she, if she is above 20 my guy open that thing... No fall me hand.... There's nothing too special about virgin

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Leverageisback:
Wait if the child yelled dad in the background that makes him a dad probably a family guy and not a scammer wonder what shes so smug about.
You know what will be funny is if after all her "close calls" she ends up marrying a jobless cheating wife beater with HIV

SENSELESS