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SirMichael1:
Or perhaps your skunk of a brain forgot to upload it.
You just uploaded it now, dummy.

Oh U YAM STOP DiSTURBiN MY PEACE!

SirMichael1:
Graphic photos nko?

PERHAPs YuR FON iS BAD

***SAY "NO" 2 Abortions***WORD FOR D WiSE***






OK LADIES THIS IS WAT HAPPENS IF U ARE a FAN oF ABORTION...Let's SAY GOD GAVE U FOUR (4) BABIES,A Minister,Governor,President ANd A Farmer,...SO U DiD UR FIRST ABORTION N TROWAY MR Minister,UR BABIES WiLL REMAIN 3...N U DID A SECOND ABORTIOn N U TROWAY MR GOVERNOR,remaining 2,,,DAZ PREsident N FARMER ReMAININ......U SHUD KNW DAH YUR WASTiN IMPORTANT N GREAT SOULS,,,,,U ARE A MURDERER,,,YUR HEARTLESS,,,,,,bUh U STiLL WUDN't WAKE UP N U will Go AHEAD 2 COmmit ANODA ABORTiON N TROWAY MR PRESIDENT.,,,NOW YUR REMAININ WiTh ONE BABY,,,,,A FARMER......N jst WEN YUR LEFT With A BABY FARMER it's DEN DAH u Will WAKE UP N REALISE u HAVE BEEN SO STUPID....BUH U KNOW WAT??....IT WUD BE LATE ALREADY,,,,,COS GOD GAVE U SO many CHANCES BUH U BLEW DEM UP....,,,u WiLL MARRy AN UNfORTUNATE PERSON N BEAR HIM A baby FARMER,,,,,YUR PiKin WILL BE A Farmer,,,,,COCOYAM FARMER....CONGRATS iN ADVANCE!




PRACTICE SAFE SEX!...it's NOT ONLY HiV THAT KILLS...WAKE UP!***WORD 4 D WISE***

Lalasticlala
Farano
Mynd44
Help Shift this to FP,,,,Tannxx!

hazard1759:
I'm having serious issues with my fiance..One thing led to another, we didnt talk for abt 1week,after which she started calln n sending me texts askn aw i was n all. Sometimes i dnt bother pickn d calls. Two days bck, she sent a text askn d last time we had s*x. I gnored d text n she tried talkn to me tru other family members but i gnored.She sent me a txt that she has been pregnant n she tried telln me abt it but i ignored her so she got rid of it. I told her I'll never forgive her if she aborts my baby but she insists the did has been done n that I've moved on so she plans to do same... Pls Guys, i need advice on wot to do

wHO BE DiZ...A CONfUSED FVCKER?

arleck:
"I SMELL LIES"

mtsheeeeew I WASn'T TALKiN 2 U!

OK It's INTERNATIONALLY RUMOURED THAT YORUBA ARE THE MOST STINGIEST BEINGS IN THE UNIVERSE,,,,,,I DUNNO HOW TRUE IS DAT BUH I BELIEVE MY NEW GIRL COULD BE AMONG THOSE STINGY ONEs...SO WE MET FEW DAYS AGO N TURNED UP AT A bIRTHDAY PARRy SOMEWHERE iN LAGOS N ALL OF A SUDDEN I BOUGHT SHAWARMA FOR 2 N SHE LAUCHED IT VORACIOUSLy...n I WAS LiKE "BAE THE SHARWAMA IS FOR 2,,,GiMME MINE"...n SHE WAS LIKE "BUY YOUR OWN,THIS ONE BELONGS 2 ME NOW,I CAN't SHARE PLS,,PELE" ...DeN SHE CALLED THE GUY 2 PACKAGe MY SHARWAMA iN A TAKEAWAY,,,n ATE HERS

SO I KEPT COOL N BOUGHT ANODa SHARWAMA,DAZ 3 TimES AM BUYIN SHARWAMA...buh I BOUGHT HER SHARWAMA n SHE REFUSED DAH I SHOULD NOT EAT,,SHE TOOK IT ALL SERiOUS..,..NeXT tIME NOBODY's BUYIN SHARWAMA 4 HER SHE's GONNA DiE OF HUNGER,,,SHE's TOO STINGY I CAN't MARRY HER,SHE WILL MAKE MY CHILDREN STINGY,N I DNT LIKE STINGY KIDS,,,,....AND D SHARWAMA WAS PLENTY,,,VERY PLENTY SHARWAMA,,BIG SHARWAMA!!!

HARDDON:
I like my woman outspoken not so shy......

Now here is one of my best lines:

thereafter say:
I DONT THINK THIS RELATIONSHIP WUD WORK .....

so many wud forget themselves n ask u why not: how can it work when u cudnt tell me how u felt about me but rather go hugging ur pillow at night wishing i was there? It means if we start dating, it is sign language we be communicating with?

Some wud ask what r/ship: tell her that btw moon n d star ( with a surprise look on ur face).

SO QUACK!

dingbang:
Shows how dirty you are because you tolerate dirty people...

my BIRTHDAY WAS Yesterdauy,,,MEt HER AT SHOPrite WE GOT TALkin ONE THING LED 2 D OTHER N SHE PROPOSED LUV 2 ME n I WAS LikE LETZ GO HOME N FVCK,...,aand DIS mornin SHE.....SHE STARTED.......aNd,,,,anD I HAV NO SHiT 2 TELL U More,,,GO FvCK UrSEF

***Say "YEA" 2 FvcK,,,"NO" 2 ABOrtionss"***WORD 4 ONLY D WISE"***










N THE PANTIES ARE Dirty ,,,dAH SNiFFiN DEM PANTiES ITZ D ONLY WAY 2 SHOW DAH I LUV HER SOO MUCH,,,,WAT NONSENSE LUV,iFFAH Snifff it NOW I MAY FALL SICK N DiE COS of D sMELL,,,,N iFFAH DiE SHE WiLL GO N FVCK ANODA BRaND NEW D!CK iN LESS DAN 168 hours....SHE's A VERY WiCKED GAL I Dinno SHE's DAH WICKED,,,SHE DOESN't LikE me,,,COS U CAN'T SAY daH 2 SOMEONE U TRULY LUV...SHE HATEs ME

24hourNigeriane:

DAH UR DP HMMMM,,AR U A NYASH SELLER??...NO OFFensece

StephDamielola:
Stephanie please don't say anything....

Steph u LOOkin sO BOMBin LikE U FRoM BOKO..NiC PiSHURE!

Oyindidi:
Lol, who u epp you no like me before

I BEGiN LiKE U BUH I JST DISCOVERED DAH YUR WICKEd,,,I DNT LikE WICKED PEOPLE,,,Am A CHRISTIAN

Falzdbadtguy:
Over-handsome Baboon

Tanxxs!!!

lefulefu:
my nigga Abortions u too much jor

MY MAN,,Tanxxs!

Oyindidi:
The mouth dey like bucket

JESU!!!...U ARE WICKED,,U ARE SO WICKED I DNT LIKE U AGAIN!

FVCKiNSh!T,,,,SISTERFVCKER,,,,BLOODSVCKIN ARSSHOLE,,,,,MORFVCKiN HOEE,,,,, ASSHAWO wATERY PUSSi,,,,, SMELLiNSH!T,,,,,HEDIOT,,,,BASTART,,,,,YEYEGYAL...!!!

Oyindidi:
Your mouth though

Oyind WEytin DO MY SWiT MOUTH??

Oyindidi:
like I should take my eyes off your pix?

suit Ursef ma'am

Oyindidi:
Like I care upload beta pix abeg

TAKE WAT U SEE MA'AM

MrCork:
....bro jussss find the nearrrest JuJu doctor in yorrr area and they will cure u!(no oofeense)

nA UR DOCTOR I WANT...DAH UR JUJU DOC

Oyindidi:
Remove this pix and upload one without cap

LOl SO U WILL SEE MY FACE N RECOGNIZE ME WEN I COM 2 SHOPRITE 2 CHILL WITH MY GUYS HUH??...

Oyindidi:
Where I lie?

SAY I BE OPPOSITE...PLS DNT TELL ME YUR AMONG 'EM HATERS COS DEEP INSYD U KNW AM A SLAYFATHER!

MrCork:
....u haven't eatin for 3days ..u lockkkkup in yorrr room an in yorrrr head, u hear people call u fine boy?....bro I be nice 2u....find a doctor!(no oofeense)

COM TAKE ME 2 UR DOCTOR

Oyindidi:
opposite

SO Oyindi U CAN LiE

toluwanilee:
Jesus.. I swear bobrisky fine pass this one

is DAH UR PIX..PLS DNT TELL ME YES... UR MAMA NO TRY 4 U

KvnGRezz:
Hahahaahaaha...this guy just come cast himself here!!

LikE IF U SEE ME aT SHOPRITE U NOW WILL RECOGNIZE me HUH??..TANXXS BUH I COVER MY FACE

fynestpotato:
Makes sense.

My guy don't even compare yourself to that malnourished kid.

malnourished??..LeME SEE UR NOURISHED SELF,,..SVCKER SEE UR MOUTH!

stephleena:
lol.....lwkm

bAe U LOOKin So BOMBing,,,MayBE WE GONA HOOK SOMETIME,LIKE NXT YEAR,,,.WAHDOYU SAY??

vargasvictory:
I want what you're smoking lol


With all that filter you still look like you got hit by a train

Or is the whole fashion you got on that's not even worth 3 pounds


Or maybe that cap Could be blocking the blood circulation to your head

If you take your time and do sth useful I bet you wouldn't be posting bollocks

Sorry, have you even had breakfast

Wankerrr

THE WAY YUR SAYIN I CAN SEE D THiNG IS PAININ U SO MUCH,,,SORRY EHN,,,PELE!

professorfal:
Some people are just in the world to occupy space, share the scarce resources and personalise idiocy.

PLS WARRAYU SAYiN..COM AGAIN

Edopesin:
Fine Guy





MY A.S.S

jEEZ! U MEAN UR SMELLY ARSE

***SAy "YEA" 2 Fvck,,,"NO" 2 Abortions***WORD 4 D WISE***






Ok I DON'T LikE TaLKIN ABOUT MY LOOKs COS It's NO NEW THING 2 ME,I DNT WANT SOME PEOPLE THINKin AM so PROUD OF MYSeF,,,COS I personally DON't Like PRIDE,,,INSTEAd I THANK D LORD 4 D BLESSINGS,,,COS IT's NOT EASY 4 COUNTLESS GALS 2 BE ASKiN A NIGGA OUT,N CREDITiN HIS ACCOUNT EVERY WEEKEND,,,,THANKiN D LORD ALL TIMES WILL REMAIN MY HOBBIE 4 ALL HE's DONE 4 me.....


U KNOW I USUALLY LOCK MYSELF UP IN MY ROOm N CRY 2 my SATISFACTION anytime I SEE pEOPLE POSTIN THEIR BEST PICTURES HERE SHOUTiN "AM D FINEST THIS n DAT""AM D CUTEST DAT N DIS",,,OF WHiCH MOST OF 'EM AREN't EVEN UP 2 AVERAGE LOOKiN,,,U CAN'T SHOUT IF YUR FINE N U KNoW it,,PEOPLE DO DAT 4 U,,SOMETIMEs U GO EVEN FORGEt SAY U FINE SEF NA PERSON GO COMe REMiND U WiTH CoMPLiMENT!!..SEE Ehn??GET This STRAiGht INTO UR HEAD toDAY,,,I DON DEY HEAR PEOPLE CALL ME FINEBOY SINCe I WAS 2,,,NOW AM APPROACHiN 40 n I STILL HEAR DEM CALLiN,,,AS AM TyPiN RYT NW 32 pEOPLE DON CALL ME FInE MAN TODAY..AND E GO REACH 50 bEfore I SLEEP...I don't GO OUt ANYHW AM ALWAYS INDOOR,,,COS ANYTIME I GO OUT I DEY CAUSE SHOW,,,buh I HAVE GOTTEN uSED 2 IT SOMEHOW COS NO BE YESTERDAY E START,,,E DON TEY!!..I am BEGINiN 2 GEt TIRED OF pEOPLE's COMPLiMENTs SEF,,,VERY SOON i WILL START HAViN PERSONAL ISSUES WItH ANYONE THAT COMPLIMENTS ME,,,,LET THEM GOAN COMPLiMENT YOUNG BOYS Dat ARE STiLL GROWiN I DNT NEED THAT,I am Aging,,I WiLL SOON BE A FAMILY MAN!...Tanxxs!!!