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Epositive:
i be team efe but this shiit don tire me

Wetin Tire U?..Mstheeeew Broke Fellas Would just start Hating 4 no reason...if U like no go think of how u sef go make am dey waste ur time in the name of hating..Yur "OYO" o

nellyelitz:
Him want join Super Eagles?

I no jst know wetin I go tell u,,buh I think u are so dumb...I just think o

jane7299:
i can bet you for that *winks*

I din't say u shud bet we no dey bet9ja shop...just "YES N NO" answer does it smell nice??

All this "What Will u do" post upandan sef...What Nonsense..She geh only one leg,,,y U go marry girl with one legg?..are u alryt??,..her pussy go be half cos dey other legg no dey 2 make dey pussy complete...u know say legg dey support pussy..it's in biology

ONLy she get 9 Macho brothers?...Kilode ...Wic Kyn Family Be Dat??..Mtsheeeew useless Family

Shey Yur Own is Smellin Nicely??..I Mean Like Now

lhawarl1:
tribe: A YORUBA AND PROBABLY IMMATURE
age range: NOT DETERMINED YET
gender:NOT DETERMINED YET
*stupidy level*: LOADING..... PLEASE WAIT...

Ok Thakiu Ma

lhawarl1:
Like seriously?

U won't STOP Stealin People's Pishure upandan...u Diz Boi

Baby Goan Repent Jesus Loves U more than anyone...U are still a teenager hope u know that??...u never reach Bang sef...abi do u want the guy 2 kill u with biggg kassava??

lefulefu:
ur story jus weak me

Weak U Ko,,,Abi U Dey Do Break Dance with Ur Guys!..See D one WEY WEAR White Vest 4 Back,,.

lefulefu:
Abortions

mY GUY Wetin Do U WeY U DeY Cover Mouth??

Headlesschicken:
cow

HeadLessChick

smardray:
I'm jealous of the people that don't knw u...are u always this stupid or actually making a special effort today?...

So U Been Followin mE All Thiz Whyle..Do U HAVE A JOB??

[quote author=Jacksparr0w1207 post=57026581][/quote]na U pikin U DEY BEAT LIKE dah??See AS D BOY DIRTY U HAVE A DIRTY BOY!..U no even buy am clothes

***Say "YEA" 2 Fvck,"NO" to Abortions***WORD***






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Ok Amaka is a Lucky gal,,,she's blessed ENDOWEDICALLY (daz an advanced word e never dey dictionary yet)..Boys go down on their kneels whenever they see her comin..there was one time she was coming n my New Yoruba friend Tayo saw her and wanted 2 prostrate buh I slapped him 2 stop,,,he should go n do dat wen am nt around,,,she was not happy 4 wat I did sha,,buh I didn't give a fvck cos am a fresh jigga if she like we go Unfriend den I will sharpaly replace her with Tolu,,her papa na navy I go dey chop navy money..N besides Tolu is more nicer dan her...Buh I no like Tolu she's too daft 4 my liking..she no even sabi eat friend rice,,aND it's good 2 know how to eat fried rice...



Ok Incase yur wondering,,,,Amaka is my Ex's bestie n Tolu a neighbour..N we live in the same area Daz y we still close....I know most of y'all be wondering why Amaka still roll with her friend's Ex boyfrnd buh it's jst dah she likes me too,,,she thinks of me everyday,,,She was the happiest gal ever the day she heard I broke up with Ogbonna my Ex,,,she wana taste a clean fresh cassava,,,she can't wait 2 have me...She gives me signs n treats me fine buh I take it as friend thing,,,,,,,until yesternight I wouldn't have known dah Amaka is dying 4 a nigga.....




So she invited me 4 her birthday party last night n wen I got there she came out to welcome me n her backside was looking so Dearing in d gown she was wearing,,,,n it was looking soft n inviting I was so tempted 2 touch buh her boyfrnd is my Guy I can't betray him,,,he is a nice guy too he buys me suya n drinks every saturday wen we are watching match n he dash small pikins money whenever they come 2 him,,,n he doesn't miss church,,...All these was big reasons 4 me not 2 go close 2 Amaka,...buh unfortunately Amaka was thinkin diffrnt,she had her plans n she showered me with drinks till I got semi drunk,,,,n u know how e dey be wen yur kinda drunk,,,everything around u feels irie...fastforward We went out and sat in a corner gisting like we always do...buh yesternight was diffrnt cos befor u knw we started smooching n kissin n rubbin n befor I know I slipped my fingers down n touched her panties,,,shifted d material one side n slid a finger in her hot punny..."fieewk fieeuk fiuk piuuk" was d sound comin out of d tight hole,..So I removed the 3 fingers I shook in her hot pussy 4 her 2 lick and it was smelling..my fingers were smelling like Ewedu soap..n I saw something like Ewedu leaf on my fingers n I was like"bae did u eat Ewedu?"...buh she said she hasn't eaten Ewedu in her life befor n she wud never eat cos she don't like it...Buh her pussy was havin Ewedu leaf,,,Hw possible was dat??...pussy havin Ewedu Soap smell,,N Eweddu leaf kilode??...she made me hate Ewedu now I won't have 2 eat Eweddu again cos it will remind me of the smell...N Ewedu is my best soap,,,hw could she do dat 2 me It's Not Fair..it's not so fair..Honestly it's so not fair!!..She no try

Meanwhile,my time is off on NL...Striking...

Oyindidi:
Morning, how was your night? I'm listening

my night been get K leg..useless night I will never 4get d nyt

Oyindidi:
Abortion, you greet me this morning?

sorry ma'am I 4got my manners...Gudmornin!

Oyindidi:
A long one

Long Wat Oyindi nwamLong D?..jst curious!!

Nerul:
Op, warrayu stee waiting for? I mean why the hell would you stay with that kinda unfaithful someone?

Nerul wassup naw??hope u have taken ur breakfast??...if u haven't com lemme giv u breakfast am interested in breakfasting u this morning..

Meanwhile,34mins remaining

DOUBLEWAHALA:
D 1 brushed at night is stil serving me

Eeewww!...Do u want me 2 vomit

DOUBLEWAHALA:
Don't let mods dat lifted ur 12weeks ban tinks dat he made a miss take

mstheeew goan brush jor....No come spoil my day

R3B3L:
Wat level of stupidity....

That Guy's stupidity has reached tertiary level

OP lemme tell u the spanking truth.....u are a perfect definition of a thermocool,a big thermocool....The sight of u alone fit make hot pure turn ice block....I just told u the truth

Meanwhile I have 1hr 13mins left 4 me here...n it's countin

casted81:
seriously

do u really have to give us d details or create a thread for ds

I was REFERiN 2 SOMEone ELSE CHAiRMAN nt u..or wud u like me 2 talk abt u a little?I will gladly do so if u permit me

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OK Man Utd Won UEFA Cup n we were so happy so we went out 2 end d fun with some bottles n it was so great,,,We Did so many crazy things n it was soooo fun and am gona upload the pixcs...BUh b4 I proceed I have a confession 2 make......I have come 2 realise that the Mods are monitering all my ups and downs on NL lately like FBI......2 d extent that i can no longer create threads at my own convenience again.....it's wat they have been doin 2 me steadily,....even iiffah create a thread and I cough inside n the sound of the cough is too loud they will make sure the thread is closed.,I got a ban 2days ago just 4 a thread I created about girls farting,how is dah worthy of ban??was I lying??....shey na only me dey create threads ni??...Shaey na only me dey NL niKo da o..and it's not like I even get paid here sef mtsheeEEw....Na DEm dey even chop my mb sef,,,am going 2 off my dataas n drop my phone and I will go strike n they will not see my mbs again till further notice...Cos I know what my Mbs can do..The mbs I exhaust on NL Per day worth more than 7$ N daz a big money...u can use it 2 buy ur Girlfriend suya and mineral at shoprite and give her transport to and fro n tell her 2 give her momma the change,,,e no easy....I Download music,videos,articles etc on NL n sometimez I exhaust mbs worth 15$ cos I subscribe in large quantitiez...see all the money am givin a day n they won't lemme be kilodeam tired jor am goin strike and it's gona start 7:45am till further notice if u like come and ban me iam not interested again goan mark another person mtsheeew shey we dey pitch ni??...I will create a thread 12midnight n they will wake up from sleep just to come close the thread kilode??Y Not just ban me 4 life??am tired o I will park all my glo mbss n leave stay with ur NL am off...mstheeEEw Gudnyt my bed is callin,,she's been callin for 2hrs 13mins nw buh am typin l need 2 tell NL My mind if e like mek him ban me...n u can't even ban me sef I don ban my sef already,..baby bed sorry 4 keepin u waitin gudnyt Luv!...



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esterjones:
His name is lefelefu

OK I HAVE HEARD..SINCE AM HiS FAMILY MEMBER I WILL CLEAR U ON THiZ OnE..WE DON't LIKE FLAT A$$Ed GALs IN OUR FAMILY...AL OUR FAMILY MEMbERS NA biG NYASHED GALS WE DEY DATE/MaRRY..SO IF U GET SMALL NYAsH JST 4GET LEFULEFu LEME TEL U D TRUTH Am HIS UNCLe..IT's LIKE a TrAdition

adaksbullet:
goan check mine song on mine tread that am opened

JsT BRiNG D LinK HERE I CAN't GO DERE IT's TOO FAR