Hahahahahahaha
Cunny man die, cunny man bury am.
Ashawo don jam ashawo 2day.
Police dupe police.

IbnSultaan:

A final invoice Mr. Eze submitted to the Nigerian
government showed that he would receive
$466, 500,000 to supply six upgraded Puma
helicopters, four units of single-seater Sukhoi
Su-25K (“Frog-foot”) Soviet-made ground attack
jets, and two upgraded Su-25UB trainers for
$330 million. In addition, he would receive $14
million for the shipping of platforms/ground
support/line replacement of the six Puma
helicopters; $44 million for some arms and
ammunition earlier proposed; $37 million for
the maintenance of C-130 engines, and $40
million for unspecified armaments for the NAF.
Our military sources stated that Mr. Eze’s
invoice for the supply of the refurbished aircraft
was massively inflated by international and
Nigerian standards.
Several of the sources said Triax delivered the
substandard equipment after Mr. Eze further
padded the cost of the refurbished helicopters
and the C-130. The sources revealed that, since
February 15, 2015, when Chief of Air Staff
Amosu showed off the helicopters and C-130
planes, none of the aircraft has been deployed
even once to fight Boko Haram militants. “They
are not in any combat-ready condition,” one
officer fumed. “We are looking at a total waste
of money for no good reason.

Since u call it waste and d planes r not combat ready, make we test one 4 una village na? Make we see weda any rat go survive.

ibson99:
open your eyes robot, every where Nigerians are suffering, the dummy you've been programmed to sing his praise is a total failure can't you grow conscience even for ones?

Bros no vex, name a country were people r not suffering? If dere is none, dem going by ur analogy, all d countries in dis world r total failures?
Bros my advice is dat d earlier u start using ur eyes to see those who r enjoying and find out wat dey did not enjoy, d beta 4 u. Complaining will not get anytin done.

Saimeritus:
The past 3 girlfriend I had dumped me because I refused to do the thing with them. I'm from a very responsible family and I had a covenant with God not to have sex until marriage. I have been good to those girls , buys them lots of gift cos I'm on 3 scholarships.The day I went to the home of my 2nd gf, we were all alone in the house, she kept touching me but I didn't make a move. This infuriated her. The next day I called her, she keeps busying my calls. She dumped me just like that. My last gf came to my room at school the other day and I cooked for her, entertained her very well but when she showed green light , I rejected it. I have been calling her since then but she doesn't pick my calls. They all say that I'm not a man. pls what should I do to keep a good girl into a relationship? I think I am a failure when it comes to relationships. candid advice needed

So na to buy babes stuffs n gifts u dey carry ur scholarship money do? No concentrate read ur book, dey dere dey find red n green light like traffic warden.

angelTI:
This guy's case is totally out of hand. He needs divine intervention.

What is he wearing for Christ's sake.

Hian

Divine intervention kee! Even TB joshua dey fear dis guy na.

Clerverly:
Useless Women!!

Fact: Ur mother + her sisters (joined 2geda) + ur sisters no fit useful reach dis woman.

I taught dey said GEJ was clueless? How can APC be accusing a man without clue of doing all dis tins?

SuperSuave:
Its unfortunate this is happening to a young man. Government's fault tho. employment una no create, even government workers dey suffer

Bros abeg tink b4 u talk, not d opposite. So in USA n UK young men (oyibo) dey steal cars, na dere govt cos an too? All dis boys wey dey join ISIS 4rm UK n USA, na d unemployment rate cos am too?
D earlier u stop blaming govt n unemployment rate 4 anything bad happening in naija,d beta 4 u. Dey dere dey wait make govt come baff u.

buygala:


Is that what you will ask your mother or sister if she had been the rape victim?


Even if she was walking around 3am, that doesn't in any way justify her being raped

Bros cool down, I understand ur point. But as someone who leaves in yenagoa, dat area is a dead zone. D said area is very close to a jetty and it very lonely @ nite. Even as a guy, I dare not drive my car near dat area @ nite 4 any reason talkless of walking. Having said dat, dere is neva a reason to rape a gal, buh d kind of guys dat hang out in dat area r d types who tink like animals. Infact I can bet most fishes in d water nearby r more intelligent dat those guys. Worst of it all, dere is no address in dat neighbourhood, so gud luck to d police finding d other accomplice.

Controlled:
see d animal 9jeria calls 1st lady......

Bros no mata wat she does, u hav no right to call her an animal. Not b/cos she is d 1st lady, buh no woman deserves to be called an animal.

Blankstare:
I am not married but i know all this stuff, how come?

Dat is b/cos u r a manchelor not bachelor. Do go marry.

kastonkastrol:
snapping a picture with some APCs doesn't translate into anything.. Show us a single personnel carrier that is been use in fighting boko haram in the north east. You people can only deceive gullible folks like yourselves.

Bros no worry, I will buy u a camera, pay ur transport to baga or sambisa forest so dat u will go n get us pix 4rm d war front were d made in nigeria APC is been used. Meanwhile b4 u embark on dis journey, make sure u draft ur will on how ur properties should b shared if u hav any.

OYIBN:
ln addition to the terms you stated, Keshi must also take instructions from several persons and committee's. Amodu is one of them. Keshi must sign Code of Conduct. NFF can unilaterally terminate the contract anytime they feel he is in breach. NFF can hire technical adviser anytime they feel it necessary. NFF are a bunch of jokers. Although Keshi is yet to get another job he has since moved on. Let them hire a foreign technical adviser and give him the same conditions they are giving Keshi. Alternatively they can re-engage Amodu and Chukwu and let us see how far they will go. NFF's honeymoon will soon be over whenever they hire a coach that cannot match or surpass Keshi's achievements. Nigeria is the only African country that does not have a coach at the Senior level. NFF still playing the dirty politics that ensured we did not qualify for the last Nations Cup.
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Bros bone dat tin, keshi is d genesis of his own problem. How does he expect an FA who does not want him to giv him a gud contract? Nff sacked him a while ago, it took d powers in aso rock to reinstate him. Buh guess wat, d powers in aso rock don't draft d contracts. D honourable tin 4 keshi to hav done since d conclusion of d WC was to resign and seek fresh challenge else were. In every part of d world, d FA drafts contracts and if d coach does not like it, he simply leaves d job. A coach cannot dictate 4 d FA wat to put in contracts. So if ur big boss does not like d meal in d menu, he should simply try d next restaurant. Afterall he was making noise b4 d WC dat he has a million offers on hand, so let him pick 4rm those offers and leave d SE job.

Bros how much?

Daniel4wap:
Wenger is 1 of d best coach in d world. mou is good but. in term of bringing potentials don't compare Wenger to anyone. mou can only develop established players. sometimes even kill dem I.e mikel . but with Wenger all players must survive

Going by ur analogy, dat means d coach dat turned joseph yobo 4rm an attacker to a defender killed his career?

suretman:
LOL!

See that man at the back of Buhari.

That Khaki Though

Ah dat looks like oga Lie Muhammed oh!

Well its obvious dat d police will continue were d dead man stopped. Y would police detain such young gals.

Plz OP kindly remove saka 4rm d list and put klint D drunk dere. Tanx

mrrock:


To be honest, any doctor who want to sleep with any lady patient will succeed. I heard they can even demand to inspect your wife's vagina when they fall in love with her even when such inspection is not necessary. After caressing her it's the woman that will start looking for them later.

Haba bros caressing kee! D op said medical doctor not native doctor oh!

I dey pity 4 dis man. By d time GEK wins dis election, OBJ would not be able to appoint a councillor in his own ward.

LordMecuzy:


He Said if Government!!!!!!!!!!! Not If Jonathans Govt

PDP Government

He is still wrong cos d present democratic dispensation started in 1999 so dat would be 16yrs. Or is he afraid to include OBJ's tenure?

promsman12:
True... Meanwhile, I had a dream that Osibanjo was President. I don't how that came about, before una chop my head. Twas just a dream...

Hmmmmm, interestingly tinubu had same dream too. Anyway try and eat very well b4 going to bed sha, it will help.

omenka:
Just imagine.

Only in Nigeria would you hear a policeman (a police chief for that matter) speak in this manner. Only goes to show he endorses the killing of innocent citizens over their refusal to bribe policemen on highways.

This man is a total disgrace to the calling.

Bros did u read wat he said @ all? he said if someone shots u, shot back in self defence. Besides innocent citizens don't shot at police officers. Last time I checked, bringing a gun to a pulling unit is a crime.

mandhi:

Op Try to do your research very well before Airing ur points. I don't mean to spoil ur efforts but try to cover all angles before tabling ur points to the general public.
I have no idea why Mrs Buhari is making donation now and even if she did am sure it's under the alias of APC leaders wives or something cause on the day of Donation they were all around her and am also sure that they all contributed to get 137m(APC leaders wives). Also you should know that Mrs Buhari is from Adamawa and not Katsina as pointed out by you. She's the daughter of the Galadimma Adamawa when GMB married her.
The point am trying to make here is do your research properly before making it public.
In anyway, GOD Bless her for donating the little they have in the APC without branding it as the PDP have been doing but did not call that evil. It's Mrs Buhari donation that's evil.
This is hypocrisy don't u think.
GOD Bless APC
GOD Bless Nigeria. We need dat Change.

Bros b sincere, if it was PEJ dat did dis, would hav d same view? Even if u saw were all d PDP governors wives were contributing d money, would still hav dis same view?

dondo83:


i was not surprised to see insinuations like how did she get the money .please note the news does not say the items donated were procured by mrs buhari or that she used her money.there are many members of apc and many symphatisers of the party that can collaborate for a noble cause such as this what is required is for the leadership to enjoy the good will of the people.if mrs buhari ask for donation from people to be able to give the displaced people something,i am sure many will give to her because of the believe in her and her husband.

U see as u explain am e dey sweet for ur mouth. Now if dis was don by PEJ now, u would hav had a different view. Bros were u dere wen dey were contributing d money?

Dey stationed security men in front of ur house, dey complain dat d president is intimidating dem. U remove all d security men and something happens to dem, dey still complain dat d president is not doing enough to secure its citizens. I don tire 4 dis APC people.

Anybody OBJ endorses, I will not vote for him cos notin gud will come out dat person.

jorlons:


When people comment I just laugh because we in the south always feel whatever happens in the north doesn't affect us. But one thing we fail to understand is that a man who has signed his life away fears nothing and can do anything.

God forbids they sack jega or find a way to disqualify Buhari and then what?? The north goes up in flames. You can conclude that it doesn't affect the south but don't forget there are southerners there who will be caught up in the violence. Some southerners will run home to start afresh.

The military is currently finding it difficult to to contain the excesses of the bokoharam and they haven't succeeded yet. Do you now think they will be able to handle an added violence across the north. What happens when they get their hands on a gun. Will another radical group spring up?? What if they start coming down south with their violence

I expect a peaceful democratically free and fair elections. PDP has pressured jega to extend the Election by six weeks. Is that not enough time to distribute the remaining PVCs in the south?? So why would they want his resignation ?? And if they're very confident of winning on a free and fair platform why are they after the disqualification of the main opposition candidate. Plus what proof do you have that he lied under oath. I'm supremely confident that more than half of GEJ's supporters do not reason out the allegations laid out on Buhari before believing them.

Now how is GEJ's people diff from GMB's Did you not hear of the threats from Asari, Tompolo and the rest that if GEJ loses not even impeached that there will be war. That is a threat to the masses freedom. So because sb is from an oil producing state he now has the right to threaten everybody if he is not given what he wants.

Now lets even look @ those oil regions. Bayelsa is not the only oil rich state. There are others. Why is Asari, GEJ, Tompolo and others acting as if Bayelsa is the sole state sustaining Nigeria because quite frankly I can't find any other reason they have to threaten this country.

FYI Not everybody in the south is in support of GEJ and if we decide to revolt there's nothing anybody can or will do.

Bros nobody is sacking jega. His tenure is coming to an end in june and as usually d search for his replacement has started. However don't get me wrong, people will protest peacefully in d south here, but up north dere, dere is nothing like peaceful protest.

jorlons:
Two things will happen.

1 Sack Jega or replace him and there will be a serious revolution.

2 Disqualify Buhari and cause a civil war.

The only thing the PDP can do now is campaign with the six weeks and recapture the 14 LGA in the NE.

Join the #General March4 Buhari (GMB)

Bros nobody wey die wey go make dem postpone christmas. If buhari is disqualified over lying under oath which he did, heaven will not fall. D only place wey dem go make noise na 4 kastina and some state 4 north. Dem no born anybody well try any nonsense 4 south here.

barcanista:
This election postponement is most embarrassing and a testament that Preofessor Attahiru Jega is an incompetent and clueless dude just like the President. This is the first time since we returned to democracy that the INEC Boss will openly take orders from the NSA, the Military and members of pro-PDP as regards election scheduling and rescheduling. Since when has the Military activities determines elections scheduling? The Electoral Act and the Constitution did not say NSA, Military and INEC should determine election date. Even if there is crises in a part of the country, Section 26(1) of the Electoral Act 2010 (amended) permit INEC to hold election in the peaceful area and reschedule for the trouble zone at a convenient date. Why can't Jega invoke this section and exclude Gombe, Borno, Adamawa and Yobe from Feb 14 and Feb 28 poll until March 28 and Aprill 11 respectively? Since when do we need the Military for election? What is the Statutory duties of the Police, the NSCDC, and by extension the DSS with respect to internal security? If personnels are not enough then why not bring in other paramilitary to assist? Must it be the Military? Was the Military used in 2003, 2007 and 2011 election? Militarisation started from Edo 2012,then Ondo(2012), Anambra(2011), Osun and Ekiti(2014) Gubernatorial contests. When did the Military become statutory responsible for internal security? The letter of the Chief of Defense State that was communicated to Jega through NSA Sambo Dasuki is treachery and unfortunate. Jega's announcement yesternight only confirmed that he doesn't know what he is doing. This is a shame, our democracy has been raped.

Dis is y u people fail in skool and u come out as half baked graduates. Did u even bother to read d full script? If u eventually did and dis is all u can say, den its a pity 4 d so-called leaders of 2morow.

Wahala dey oh!

armadeo:
Apparently there is something they know that we don't. what is going to change in 6 weeks. those who have their PVC'S already know what party they would vote for. Nothing can change that.

i find it laughable that boko haram menace suddenly became a priority that would commence for 6 weeks from Feb 14. how dumb do these people think we are? that means the very existence of the nation is in the hands of slow folks who cant even come up with a convincing lie.

anyway i feel the FG aka GEJ FOR NOW IS SCARED SHITLESS AND THE HANDWRITING IS ON THE WALL AND THEY UNDERSTAND IT. JUST YESTERDAY I HEARD ON THE NEWS THAT OVER $245MILLION was withdrawn from the external reserve.


all I want is peace and nobody should bring chaos on account of his power grabbing antics. the only advice i have for upcoming politicians is 4yrs is really a short time.

Since u tink security is not a major issues, make dem appoint u INEC REC to yobe state na make we see weda u go come out alive