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Car Talk / Re: Car Or SUV With 1 Million Budget by absentminded: 7:11pm On Feb 17, 2018
nurez305:
Micra


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Car Talk / Re: 2004 Toyota Corolla Sport Or 2005 Mercedez Benz C230 Komporessor ??? by absentminded: 9:21pm On Jan 14, 2018
Car rule 101; never compare an i4 to a v6 in term of performance grin

My Mum's 1998 infiniti qx4 fully loaded which I drove last Dec to the East(Abia state) was doing 140 at low rave (below 2000rpm) and I can tell u this, no i4 engined car overtook me, but those v6 & v8 I met on the road got no chills angry

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Autos / Re: Nissan/infiniti Parts Store On Opebi Road by absentminded: 12:28am On Jan 14, 2018
Good morning house and Happy New Year to you all.

I have a complaint to make, on 26th Dec I bought the fuel treatment(which was an advice to me as for me to get best gas mileage by a professional driver) and pure in my full tanked(90litres) infiniti qx4 1998 model. The next day, we drove to the east Abia state with not issue and topped in while enroute. The SUV was moving fine and well, we got to the village, did village runs with it and parked it for 4 days without doing anything not even warm it. on the first day, I started the vehicle and the engine wasn't that stable, it was running low and underpowered, I thought of maybe it was because it was parked but that shouldn't be the issue because the said vehicle isn't often used here in lagos. I went out with the vehicle & it couldn't climb hill even though the fuel was almost in reserve. I had to top the fuel before it could make any movement and climbing the hill was very sluggish for a v6 engine SUV. it also was not selecting gear as it ought to


so on 12th of Jan, we started coming back to Lagos and the vehicle consumed more fuel than when we were going, it was also misfiring, sluggish to climb hill and accelerate, gear selection was poor and vehicle not moving smoothly as before.

Pls what could be the cause and what could be done about it. I only hope the fuel treatment I was told to use have not done damage to the fuel system

Does the fuel injector and nozzle need cleaning?
Do I need to change the plug?

ps: fuel filter and pump was changed mid November
Food / Re: New Whatsapp Group For Chefs (already In The Industry Or Intending To) by absentminded: 2:03pm On Oct 06, 2016
JayJustus:
heyyyyyyyy guys!! I've been closely watching this food section especially the thread about posting the food you cooked each day, recipes and how to be a better cook overall...So I thought of creating a Whatsapp group so we could share recipes, share photos of what you recently cooked, food styling, new food developments, helping those who wanna start their cafés later on, those in culinary school, food production experts and anything based on food and all...


so if you're interested why don't we start dropping digits and once we over 20 people I will create the group...see y'll soon!!!
TV/Movies / Re: MTN Project Fame Season 9 Official Thread by absentminded: 11:24am On Sep 15, 2016
samhay:


I wish I av an answer, but I sure say anytime she offend d guy, he dey always focus on her mouth.



Already under arrest, u no c as I gentle afta I chop 2bans.

Make PF sha finish



Wanna make all I could make early so dat I can retire before I clock 40years




DESERVED



Putting u on stage without prior knowledge of whatbu can so is a risk o.

No need 60:40 something.
I will draw a contract u will sign.

Aw does dat sound?



I dare not mock her since am not perfect.
Come to think of it,I was 1s like her as a kid, but God bless 'MUMMY AYO' and give her more long life for me, I grew to control every single part of my body and became a cute dude with a natural 'Pink lip' u will crave to kiss. wink wink








Picture or Idonbelieveyou grin
TV/Movies / Re: MTN Project Fame Season 9 Official Thread by absentminded: 11:53pm On Sep 12, 2016
Sleekyshuga:
Amicable09, ojibijibijibi **hand on the head**...

Was this what I missed yesterday grin? My subscription expired on Saturday though I just re subscribed.. Thank God for YT wink; always keeping me on track..

Indeed, the contestants had massive fun yesterday cool..

Was that Pere **washes eyes** Whatever happened to his shyness cheesy? LOL!! That bobo made me super proud cool.. His delivery of Nico Mbaga's Sweet Mother was everything embarassed **wipes tears** So much passion in that rendition that Joseph for a moment went dumb cheesy or was it Blackky's Rosie that he played with? For the first time, Pere had fun on stage, though I wish he can learn how to dance cheesy..

God bless all mothers, Amen..

Kitayyyyyyy, thank you for replacing the love I had for Steve kiss.. Sunny Nneji's Ikebe was hilarious, entertaining, and creative.. I couldn't stop screaming his name that my sister had to leave the room for me grin.. That guy is everything..

Okiemute, the drama queen cheesy.. She never disappoints though I felt Tuface's See me so better than her delivery of Rex Lawson's So la temen.. I thinks she twisted (a little) there undecided..

Dapo, well done cool.. Bobby Benson's Taxi Driver was hilarious though I didn't feel his Remedies Shakomo lipsrsealed.. Maybe, because I don't know the song tongue..

Winner, well done.. Onyeka's Iyogogo did it for me better than Wande's You Bad.. I think she missed it there.. I expected more of the 'gangster delivery'..

Elizabeth, awon gangster grin!! You make me proud, bebe.. Well done..

For last night, I give it up for Kitay, and Pere kiss..

#IrepProjectFame..
Kizzez kiss..





Auntycheesy

Everything you typed was making sense until you typed re subscribed grin
TV/Movies / Re: MTN Project Fame Season 9 Official Thread by absentminded: 7:37pm On Sep 12, 2016
Dqueenzy:
Aunty falsetto with that song hmmmmm!





LOL, I saw that and waka and pass, you come state the obvious gringringrin
TV/Movies / Re: MTN Project Fame Season 9 Official Thread by absentminded: 9:55am On Sep 12, 2016
imoniyi:


Una no no gree show oo





Ah nefa see masef for any WhatsApp group o embarassed
TV/Movies / Re: MTN Project Fame Season 9 Official Thread by absentminded: 8:11pm On Sep 11, 2016
imoniyi:

Aiit I can create the group.
Just recruit more pple









Pls o, add me to. I've been longer- Drinking for it grin


Here's my digit 07030100093
TV/Movies / Re: MTN Project Fame Season 9 Official Thread by absentminded: 12:16pm On Sep 09, 2016
samhay:



Quotes Mummy J

"Ah Kitay,hhmmmm, You Knw there is something, there is a veracity that you bring to every single performance and tonight was no exception, Your entrance was magic,it was absolute magic and then there is something about you when you perform, You are very much like a coiled spring, you know? And I find that anybody who tries to copy you does that to their peril, because you do it as if its so effortless......."


Come back and analyse o


Lol


reasonwitme the lexical grammarian grin pls come and analyse the above quote o grin
























Make I laugh in advance cheesygringrin
TV/Movies / Re: MTN Project Fame Season 9 Official Thread by absentminded: 12:02pm On Sep 09, 2016
samhay:
Concerning the exclusives, Omoh there are some activities I couldn't just paint the picture the way it is,it will take me a lot of time to do dat,so will just let it pass

For those interested in the WhatsApp group, the 2 groups am aware of is filled to d brim. It is actually filled with 80% Nigerians in the diaspora, and dose guys r not joking with what some peeps are painting black here.

The 1 am in has 253 pple already, d remaining slot is left for our guests,but I already dropped ur numbers for the admin cos their r alot of silent members, so wen we finish general cleaning, u guys will b admitted.


Make I dey prepare for tonight,Have you vote? Plz do not waste ur votes o















Okay

Thanks for the feedback and I'll be expecting the add too.





Yours projectfamely
Absentminded grin
TV/Movies / Re: MTN Project Fame Season 9 Official Thread by absentminded: 6:59pm On Sep 08, 2016
Zellie:
yeah i think it was dorcas ... One English name sha








Yes it was Dorcas Yeboah from Ghana, consistently on probation till she was kicked out (I loved her personality tho) wink


Anette Cookey was the small but mighty one, I believe she auditioned in calabar. She was the last girl standing and took 4th position right behind Praiz Adejo gringringrin
TV/Movies / Re: MTN Project Fame Season 9 Official Thread by absentminded: 6:51pm On Sep 08, 2016
enemmo:
I always go to youtube to watch season 6 so I can see Adora.Lol







I seriously miss her embarassed

This Bolanle whatever is mediocre compared to Adoracheesy

During the time of Adora, everything about her was natural, dress sense was excellent, her being onstage was lit grin.

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TV/Movies / Re: MTN Project Fame Season 9 Official Thread by absentminded: 6:22pm On Sep 08, 2016
samhay:
So Yusuf was brought to our MTNPF WhatsApp group

It was a lively session and he answered some questions b4 he left


What did you gain mostly?


Yusuf : The main thing gained is SELF CONFIDENCE

Why you always infusing Fuji?


I am not outrightly a Fuji musician but I am very comfortable with Fuji.

What would you have done differently, if you had a 2nd chance?

Yusuf: I wish I had taken things slowly,I started with too much energy that made me lose my voice and before I could recover, its too late.


Who were you having feelings for?

Yusuf: Sincerely, I don't have feelings for anybody

Is there anything happening behind the camera between the so-called couples that we didn't see


Yusuf: Nothing really happened behind the camera


Which of the faculty members the greatest impact on you

Yusuf: That will be Uncle Ben


Do you learn anything from your fellow contestants?


Yusuf: I really learnt a lot from Oluchi,I learnt a lot.


Which song was the most challenging for you?

Yusuf: That will be 'I wanna know' by Joe.



END...

1 thing I must say is the boy is so humble, just so humble.

I wish him the best.





So project fame get WhatsApp group, please you guys should add me too biko cheesycheesycheesy


My no. is 07030100093 pls add me there ;-[
TV/Movies / Re: MTN Project Fame Season 9 Official Thread by absentminded: 10:16am On Aug 30, 2016
jasmine21:
It's TRIBUTE WEEK! They'd be paying tributes to great singers who have crossed over. No specific genre

Dapo- Liberian Girl by Michael Jackson. His voice feels good enough I hope he does justice to this song

Eli- Different colors by Lucky Dube. He will kill it No doubt. He already sounds a bit like him.

Pere- Searching by OJB. Great voice I expect him to deliver absolutely

Oluchi- Kokoroko by Kefee. Hmm Madam SMH & expecting you to go home or mess up as usual

Winner- Vulindlela by Brenda Fasie. Winner you better deliver this song well oh there's no hiding place 4 U! Immaculate killed it in Season 6 and even danced with her big body & she's bigger than u. What will be your excuse?

Mirabel- Where do broken hearts go by Whitney Houston. Yeah you can take your broken heart home. Thanks

Okiemute- Rehab by Amy Winehouse. No need 4 Commentary here. You already know she's coming with FIRE to kill the stage. To make it worse, she has that big voice thats similar to Amy Winehouse

Elizabeth- No Woman No Cry by Bob Marley. I trust her to do a good job here I'm not even doubting her

Kitay- What's going on by Marvin Gaye. Its Kitay naah no need for yarns. You already know wink

Yusuf- Iyawo asiko by Nomoreloss. Hmmmm Well....., @least thank God there's some Yoruba in it (Since that's the only place he seems to try). This song needs to be SANG. Where is his voice? Does he have one? Okay we'd find out next week.




Thanks jasmine21 for the update, anyways nice songs by the way if only they all will perform well embarassed

I trust my safe guys this week, as usual they will kill their performances including Pere cheesy

And as for the rest, if any of them go, e consign them since them like probation, they can equally remain there gringringrin

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TV/Movies / Re: MTN Project Fame Season 9 Official Thread by absentminded: 11:33pm On Aug 29, 2016
Samhay or any person that watched today's highlight should pls list out the songs they were given individually and as a group and what genre of music are they performing this week. smiley



Got home late and I missed today's show, it pained me embarassed embarassed
TV/Movies / Re: MTN Project Fame Season 9 Official Thread by absentminded: 11:23pm On Aug 29, 2016
samhay:
Amicable09, So on point.

Falz has shown himself to the world
He can take over soon or probably another talent hunt show can easily pick him up.

Faculty of ..... grin grin grin






That Falz guy no well at all gringringrin

Na so him call the faculty "faculty of rascals", l come open my mouth wide open like one yoruba boy wey don enter trouble cheesycheesycheesy
TV/Movies / Re: MTN Project Fame Season 9 Official Thread by absentminded: 11:32pm On Aug 28, 2016
reasonwitme:
liar.u were not absentminded. ur whole sense dey there. winkliar.u were not absentminded. ur whole sense dey there.












Your comment had me dying of laughter cheesycheesycheesy gringringrin
TV/Movies / Re: MTN Project Fame Season 9 Official Thread by absentminded: 10:15pm On Aug 28, 2016
Those not on probation tonight really deserved it. My table for tonight performance from top to bottom smiley

1. Elizabeth: I wasn't expecting such performance from her but mehn she wowed me that my spirit got lifted tonight. Like the judges said "she performed nonchalantly" wink wink wink

2. Kitay: That guy na unpredictable package him be o. He's really there for business. If this guy no win am ehn sad , make I reserve my comment

3. Okiemute: Fada Fada have never been performed live better than hers. She sat on that throw like a queenwink that has really been blessed and with the attitude she gave, made her performance one of the highlights tonight.

4.Eli: he didn't disappoint too and was fun to watch, I just hope he keeps up like this till the finals.

5. Pere: He tried tho but e good as him dey probation to shake him body small smiley

The bottoms:

There rest being there is questionable;

Winner: I was a fan but even me sef don tire for her abeg sad

Oluchi: You have overstayed o, and I think you know it's time for you to get your bags and baggages ready to leave the house come Friday smiley

Mirable: Oya come and be going abeg, it's not by fine gah o, Shouting upandan really pushed you to the edge ;(

Dapo: Even though the song wasn't in your comfort zone, at put more effort to convince us that you tried your best, his performance was really really really below average sad

Yusufu(in Alhaja's voice): Even in your comfort zone that's all you could offer? Mediocre performance ( and I keep wondering why the hype?). He thinks it's to come on the stage and start jumping upandan like a stage rat and swinging his hand like someone suffering from Parkinson disease. Home is calling o, pls come and be going too.


Thank God for Okiemute, Kitay, Eli, Pere and especially Elizabeth if not, tonight would have been another boring nomination show.



To whom it may concern, these are my opinions o smiley smiley smiley

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TV/Movies / Re: MTN Project Fame Season 9 Official Thread by absentminded: 8:19pm On Aug 10, 2016
vanvick247:


Brenda started with Project fame when she was I think 15years.






Yes, you are right. grin

She was too young that she had to come 2 years after her audition to join the show cheesy, and the funniest part of it all was the judges couldn't believe she was a 15 year old then cheesy cheesy

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Autos / Re: Has Anyone Ever Bought Car On JIJI? I Guess Its Not Real!!! by absentminded: 4:20pm On Jun 28, 2016
Idu1 good observation and it's no coincidence, there are all scam smiley

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Politics / Re: How We Arrived At N145 Price For Fuel, By Government by absentminded: 9:48pm On May 15, 2016
On another note You guys should

Autos / Re: Honda Accord Bulldog For Sale (**pimped**) 280k by absentminded: 7:00pm On May 01, 2016
Is it still available, I'm interested in it
Car Talk / Re: Driving With Or Without Shoes by absentminded: 7:51pm On Apr 24, 2016
Well, me I always drive with my shoes on, I feel uncomfortable or weird driving without them cool cool. My Aunt can drive with anything on her feet (even with heels on and she drives even better than her husband) cheesy She drove from Lagos to East (Abia state to be precise for 12 hours stretch) and I enjoyed her drive. Na so I dey sleep dey wake for inside car because she dey drive like man grin any check point we stop na so police go yah her husband say him no dey shame say na woman dey drive am gringrin

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Phones / Re: Meaning Of LOL, LMAO, LMDAO And BTW by absentminded: 12:49am On Jan 08, 2016
I'm really seriously disappointed at Nairalander that say they don't know the meaning of O.P. Nobody told Me the meaning, na head I use carry am N:B = Note: no be everything thing them dey teach person, some of them u go use head carry am. Unless u get retarded/fish brain angry .when u see sentence as " O.P original picture or adonbilivit" atleast that ur fowl brain suppose tell u say P = Poster.
Na so una go dey draw person backward, na 2016 we dey o, make una Change o


















That space na for una stupidity
Naaannseeeenzee
angry angry angry












IHSMO = I have said my own
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Phones / Re: Meaning Of LOL, LMAO, LMDAO And BTW by absentminded: 12:01am On Jan 08, 2016
LTFL = Leave Trash For Lawma cheesy

Daszall cool
Phones / Re: Meaning Of LOL, LMAO, LMDAO And BTW by absentminded: 11:59pm On Jan 07, 2016
IMHO = In My Honest Opinion IIRC = If I Remember Clearly ASAP = As Soon As Possible IDK = I don't Know


Daszall cool
Sports / Re: Glo-CAF Awards 2015.Thur 7th Jan.2016 (Today) 6pm @ Abuja by absentminded: 11:14pm On Jan 07, 2016
Oya everybody goan sleep, because tomorrow will be busy 4 Us all, and does of Una We no get work/ handwork, Una see una life 4 3D cheesy. Na una know wetin una go use una life do. Anyways


















Gooooooodniiiiiighttttttttt cool cool cool
Sports / Re: Glo-CAF Awards 2015.Thur 7th Jan.2016 (Today) 6pm @ Abuja by absentminded: 11:04pm On Jan 07, 2016
I pity those back up, make them hide them from flavour ooo











He who have ears? cheesy
Sports / Re: Glo-CAF Awards 2015.Thur 7th Jan.2016 (Today) 6pm @ Abuja by absentminded: 10:53pm On Jan 07, 2016
Walelavender:
Yeye PHCN....
.





Eyaa (Ibadan accent activated) Horn the generation naww Hit his himpohtant cool
Sports / Re: Glo-CAF Awards 2015.Thur 7th Jan.2016 (Today) 6pm @ Abuja by absentminded: 10:30pm On Jan 07, 2016
As always Omawumi no dey fall hand, their performance no bad cool coolcool



















Because She's a better performer dan d rest, dat woman dey walker like say na byforce to wear silhouette, In case U don't know d meaning of dat, it is what we call high-heel cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Sports / Re: Glo-CAF Awards 2015.Thur 7th Jan.2016 (Today) 6pm @ Abuja by absentminded: 10:19pm On Jan 07, 2016
Ete + Obo = Etebo don win ooooo, atleast Naija don win something. Should incase you dey wonder dat my equation mean give Me some time make I explain










Ete means Lips












Obo means P^$$¥












So add together na wetin him name mean











No be me talk am o. cool coolcool



















Na joke ooo cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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