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FamilyRe: What Do You Do When You Are Angry? by ABsI1: 2:01pm On May 18, 2013
I suck my wife
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Gives Followers Indian Hemp For 'Sober Reflection' by ABsI1: 7:08pm On May 17, 2013
Lilimax: Give strong drink to him that is ready to perish?
and wine to they of heavy hearts
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Gives Followers Indian Hemp For 'Sober Reflection' by ABsI1: 5:45pm On May 17, 2013
Ngenge: What a nonsense! Imo again? Hei. D bible said 'do not be filled with wine[hemp,alcohol,gin, cigarette,cocaine etc],but be filled with d Holy Spirit.' I blame d members of dat church 4 luking for a cheap gospel. Both d deceiver and d deceived are guilty. Beware of fake prophets! Na last days be dis o. 2 Timothy 3:1-end
and the same bible asks for wine offerings to the Lord; Jesus turning water to wine etc. Dont be filled wit wine to the brim;dont tarry @wine
CultureRe: Traditional Yoruba Names And Their Meanings by ABsI1: 2:54pm On May 13, 2013
AB$I - the most Honored of God amongst ALL
PoliticsRe: Bama Massacre Negates Amnesty Talks – Jonathan by ABsI1: 5:20pm On May 09, 2013
What evil have we committed to deserve this punishment/evil called jonathan goodluck?
God please have mercy and forgive us in JesusName.
Instead of doing the work he was called to do,dis evil is fighting amaechi over a job he cant perform.
What a pity
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan Pays Homage To Yar'adua by ABsI1: 8:51pm On May 05, 2013
[quote author=For_Now]GEJ don bang your mama before? So how you take know say na womanizer?[/quote]na ur mama and dog wife he fork wey we take know say dundee united na kpomenizer
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan Pays Homage To Yar'adua by ABsI1: 8:34pm On May 05, 2013
haryhorku: Three years ago, I lost a friend and a brother and Nigeria lost a great Servant Leader and an apostle of the Rule of Law in
the person of President Umaru Musa Yar'adua. He may be gone, but his legacies remain indelibly with us. We remember you today not for your passing but for your life of service anchored on humility and good works. We pray that Almighty Allah grants you al jannah firdaus. GEJ.

Source: Goodluck Jonathan facebook wall.
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan Pays Homage To Yar'adua by ABsI1: 8:28pm On May 05, 2013
haryhorku: Three years ago, I lost a friend and a brother and Nigeria lost a great Servant Leader and an apostle of the Rule of Law in
the person of President Umaru Musa Yar'adua. He may be gone, but his legacies remain indelibly with us. We remember you today not for your passing but for your life of service anchored on humility and good works. We pray that Almighty Allah grants you al jannah firdaus. GEJ.

Source: Goodluck Jonathan facebook wall.
punk; Boss died and nigeria lost a honest and dedicated servant. U wicked clueless president
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Refineries Roar Back To Life by ABsI1: 11:50am On May 04, 2013
Yet we pay the same price for both. i.e 97Naira/litre for d impored pms and same 97Naira/litre for d locally produced. Some guys are making extra billions/day into private treasuries@ nnpc. Allison madueke i bow for u and ur manfriend o!
PoliticsRe: Shettima Monguno Kidnapped In Maiduguri by ABsI1: 7:33pm On May 03, 2013
Journalist Abdulrafiu Lawal may thumder SCATTER U. you're next in line for ABDUCTION Insha Allah. Wen dis old man was advocating for terrorists u forgot dat u reap what u sow. Its God's payback for u sponsors and sympathisers of terrorism and violence
PoliticsRe: Shettima Monguno Kidnapped In Maiduguri by ABsI1: 7:26pm On May 03, 2013
Is this not the same man that has been an advocate of boko haram? The God of Israel,God of Jerusalem and the Head of the Body of Christ is truly the Avenger and the Dispenser of vengeance.
CelebritiesRe: Celebrities Who Died Of Drug Overdoses And How They Died by ABsI1: 2:26pm On May 03, 2013
Baba suwe of N25,000,000M woth of cocaine stuffed inside his scrotum bag
Wumi of N17,000,000M heroine padded into her bum bum
CelebritiesRe: Doris Simeon Exclusive Interview by ABsI1: 11:50pm On May 01, 2013
Is she related to Don Simeon (Vino Tinto)?
PoliticsRe: 2,500 ACN Members Defect To PDP In Kwara by ABsI1: 7:00pm On Apr 26, 2013
EmmyDe25: U shudnt expect less wen u have a dunce, figure head governor at d helm of affairs, d only stupid governor who wait for order frm hs oga at d top in Abuja before he does anytin. KWARA IS a failed state! No tankx to d Sarakis.
u are a failure@d very buttom and dats ur eva lasting state Insha Allah
PoliticsRe: 2,500 ACN Members Defect To PDP In Kwara by ABsI1: 6:56pm On Apr 26, 2013
EmmyDe25: U shudnt expect less wen u have a dunce, figure head governor at d helm of affairs, d only stupid governor who wait for order frm hs oga at d top in Abuja before he does anytin. KWARA IS a failed state! No tankx to d Sarakis.
u are a failure@d very buttom and dats ur eva lasting state
PoliticsRe: 2,500 ACN Members Defect To PDP In Kwara by ABsI1: 6:11pm On Apr 26, 2013
You are a god- Abubakar Bukola $araki- leader of all leaders,master of all masters,boss of all bosses,teacher of all teachers.
My mentor,my teacher,my paymaster.
Your enemies shall be your footstools.
Your enemies shall be like absallom,joab,haman,gehazi,ahab,jeroboam and judas.
Walahi AB$ you are a god
PoliticsRe: 2,500 ACN Members Defect To PDP In Kwara by ABsI1: 6:02pm On Apr 26, 2013
Gombs: ...ACN folks dat dnt wanna sink with their new ship ACP!...Nice move nyucurs!...didn't knw MNP works with political Parties too, and we all knw PDP is the MTN of political parties in 9ja (Big, Strong, high customer loyalty, and Business acumen) and the rest (network/political parties) be playing catching up/wanna be


Anyways, worreva dem wan do, GEJ 2015! Weda abo.ki and/or ofeose peeps like it or not!

I'm igbo BTW, call me an ethnic bigot or chauvinist...na you sabi!
u are Igbo-what a pity.
I can guess your proffession-
either of dis shei?
Kidnapper
arm robber
oil thief
pirate
internet fraudster
ritualist
which of d above?
PoliticsRe: 2,500 ACN Members Defect To PDP In Kwara by ABsI1: 5:57pm On Apr 26, 2013
begwong: Is there ACN even again?
Paupers Depending-on Peanuts!(PDP)
prosperity deserving people
PoliticsRe: 2,500 ACN Members Defect To PDP In Kwara by ABsI1: 5:54pm On Apr 26, 2013
dridowu: Ds is VICE-VERSA in evri state
PoliticsRe: 2,500 ACN Members Defect To PDP In Kwara by ABsI1: 5:53pm On Apr 26, 2013
dridowu: Ds is VICE-VERSA in evri state
u mean ur evil state of mind
PoliticsRe: 2,500 ACN Members Defect To PDP In Kwara by ABsI1: 5:52pm On Apr 26, 2013
dridowu: Ds is VICE-VERSA in evri state
PoliticsRe: 2,500 ACN Members Defect To PDP In Kwara by ABsI1: 5:51pm On Apr 26, 2013
emmysenior: Instead of going back to PDP, it will be better if they remain neutral for the time being.

PDP as a party have failed the country... They were given trillions of chances, but they never proved nada positively.

Most of that party PDP stake holders are demonic.

*In Chris Brown's voice* I don't wanna go there... You should never go there...
pdp hasnt failed kwara and it wont Insha Allah. Up PDP,Up Buky Oloye,Up AB$,Up Maigida,Up AB$I,Up Kwara
PoliticsRe: 2,500 ACN Members Defect To PDP In Kwara by ABsI1: 5:47pm On Apr 26, 2013
kasheemawo: They are bunch of fools,what is the PDP led administration in kwara state are doing? No development project except patching of road and still announce it on a media SMH
there are many new projects coming up and the number 1 is the patching of your dirty mouth AND BRAIN
PoliticsRe: Bukola Saraki Has No Case To Answer by ABsI1: 10:54pm On Apr 25, 2013
Godbless the Leader of all leaders,the Boss of all Bosses,Master of all masters- AB$araki. Your enemies shall be like Absallom,Joab,Haman,Judas etc in JesusName. Longlive our Leader,Long live the new Oloye
CelebritiesRe: I'm Dating Kentura, Not Nadia Buari - Jim Iyke Cries Out by ABsI1: 10:47pm On Apr 25, 2013
Im forking kentura cos ive grown driver tired of screwing nadal buhari
FamilyRe: Types Of Husband: Men What Type Are You? Women What type Is Your Hubby?? by ABsI1: 6:27pm On Apr 23, 2013
No 10 reminds me of my late cousin POSO AKA DON Simeoni. Caring Husband,Role Model Dad&generous friend. Died 12th February 2013. RIP Don,AB$I misses you dearly
PoliticsRe: Corruption level In Nigeria Exaggerated - Jonathan by ABsI1: 12:58pm On Apr 23, 2013
Goddex: You are just dumb dude!
In what way are licences issued for construction of private refineries equates
to certificates transfering ownership to successor companies that underwent competitive bidding?
you are a big fool.he's free to have a different opinion from ur limited view. Goathead
FamilyRe: Pastor In Court For Stealing Female Member's Underwear by ABsI1: 7:24pm On Apr 22, 2013
van bonattel: Ok.

It is clear from the story that the paster was employed by this couple to solve a spiritual problem for them and allowed him to stay for several days in their house. For them to allow him into their house to splve the husbands business problems means that he is either known to them or comes highly recommended.

A problem must have developed along the line, most likely when he was still in the house, he may have tried to seduce the woman while trying to do his work (or rape her)if he is not a genuine paster. This move may have backfired and the woman was not bough over, she may tell her husband who may have paid money befor this 'pastor' agreed to come for the prayer sessions.

When the couple finds the man out for the fraud he is, they may have tried to collect their money from him since that kind of dishonest man can never invoke Gods blessings to turn around the mans business. When this pastor refused to pay up, the couple now frames him after he leaves their house and report him to the police for stealing panties to shame him. The 10,000 may actually be the fee they paid him to solve the husbands business problems.

I will be back with another theory, I am training to be a detective.

How do you like my theory?
a nollywood detective shei? U shud train to b a script writer instead
FamilyRe: Pastor In Court For Stealing Female Member's Underwear by ABsI1: 7:11pm On Apr 22, 2013
Mercyraheem: itz bit nd nt bite
thank u Mr grams,but me think say na bitten correct sha
FamilyRe: Pastor In Court For Stealing Female Member's Underwear by ABsI1: 7:08pm On Apr 22, 2013
Adufaye: Dat pastor need 2 b bite by suarez!
and a dog will bite u&d pastor; u for your grams&d pastor for being a dog
FamilyRe: Pastor In Court For Stealing Female Member's Underwear by ABsI1: 7:01pm On Apr 22, 2013
I guess he stole d undies for his wife. All manner of stories about "pastors" nowadays. Dats y Ive decided long ago for home fellowship churces rather than these so called "churces&pastors"
PoliticsRe: Acn National Convention In Lagos (Pictures) by ABsI1: 11:12pm On Apr 18, 2013
smartchoice: So?
fall down and die

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