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Romance / Re: What's Your Biggest Highschool Regret? by Abso1uteZero(m): 10:41pm On May 24, 2020
purplecoco:
Talk about yourself grin I’m still a good girl lmao, but I know what you mean though

If you say so. wink
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Abso1uteZero(m): 10:38pm On May 24, 2020
NLReposter:
the next one

starting 20 mins from now

it's not fixed please
Placed this. Make we dey see how far
Update: CASTED

Romance / Re: What's Your Biggest Highschool Regret? by Abso1uteZero(m): 10:14pm On May 24, 2020
purplecoco:
Never went for any school parties grin or had a boyfriend. That sucks.

Na us wey spoil " after the fact ".
Shit I do now, 16yr old me would be shocked for better or worse.
Education / Why Do Nigerian Expect New Engineering Graduates To Know Everything? by Abso1uteZero(m): 5:36pm On May 24, 2020
Nowhere in the world is this the norm. A graduate is nothing more than an individual who has proven that he can understand and solve complex problems as well as handle stress and still produce results. This is why internships exist and new engineers are called graduate trainees.

Make we keep up abeg and pressure corporations to engage/ play there part in corporate and social responsibilities by helping young engineering graduates with the opportunity to learn how to be an engineer.

I wrote this thread in response to another bashing the Nigerian education processes.

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Romance / Re: If She Does These To You, What Could It Mean? by Abso1uteZero(m): 2:21am On May 18, 2020
STARGREEN:
Bro this is the best time to understand business than understanding a girlfriend.

I repeat, there's time for everything.
Dem no dey hear word. Use your precious time take do better thing, akpan say no, say na woman en wan pursue for gate na im make am gate man till now.


Dem no dey carry woman matter for head. Freestyle the thing dey go.

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Romance / Re: BBW Gang: Which Of These Nigerian Women Would You Pick? by Abso1uteZero(m): 1:05pm On May 11, 2020
God forbid bad thing.

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Celebrities / Re: Meet INI Edo's Younger Sister ''Muna Divine'' by Abso1uteZero(m): 10:15pm On May 09, 2020
Michealky:


Lol, i think it's igbo. Ozugo. Its Okay
Nah. It's something else.
Celebrities / Re: Meet INI Edo's Younger Sister ''Muna Divine'' by Abso1uteZero(m): 9:51pm On May 09, 2020
Xclusiveme:
She's really beautiful

Ozuoh!


Wetin that thing wey I write for up mean sef? I dey learn new language.

Ehen, back to the matter, no be every girl wey eye see na I'm fine. Make una chill.
Celebrities / Re: Take A Look At Cardi B Lookalike "Naijaqueen" by Abso1uteZero(m): 1:02pm On Apr 23, 2020
timibare:
Lagos get boli....portharcourt get bolee, but na d sauce make am stand out...this naija version nor get sauce

How people dey eat bole without sauce still dey baffle me till today.

Lagosians need upgrade grin grin
Health / Re: How To Go For A Second Sex Round? by Abso1uteZero(m): 8:47pm On Apr 19, 2020
You are like me.
I find that black bullet helps.

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Celebrities / Re: "Corona Virus Will Recede Next Month, Start Clearing Your Gutters" - EA Adeboye by Abso1uteZero(m): 4:08pm On Apr 19, 2020
These yahooo Yahoo boys don come again undecided
Romance / Re: Had First S*x Encounter With A Wh*re, Now This Is Happening (photos) by Abso1uteZero(m): 4:05pm On Apr 19, 2020
Over normal dey worry you.

Fire down cool cool

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Romance / Re: My Weed Experience by Abso1uteZero(m): 10:15pm On Apr 15, 2020
Where I wan start sef.

THE FUCKUP cry

I still be undergraduate then. We dey three guys for one compound. na im my guy go buy 500 naira weed (uncut) people wey don buy weed go understand, we use 300 own cook peppersoup make we take chop garri com tie the rest as jumbo. Three jumbo each per person. The one wey remail we go use mouth chew.

THE LAST SUPPER

Pepper soup don don but we first go collect jumbo back Three each. Disclaimer; I no dey like weed, the highness no be am. I no know wetin enter my head that dey abi na my men them wey dey ginger me.
We Don smoke th weed finish com enter to chop the pepper soup, see as we dey drag am , something wey go kill man later.

THE MADNESS

Weed change am for me. You know the kind highness wey be say you go dey pray say if GOd fit help you this time you no go touch am again? That type. I begin dey patrol round my house in circles dey talk to my self dey try keep my sanity. Anybody wey I see e go be like the person wan kill me or I'm be giant, like say the world dey for my shoulder. The paranoia no be here.

I think say my own worse I no know say my guy dey im room dey run mad. I don lock my door into sy I no want make anybody com see me as I dey jonse, na so my guy knock door, tell me say en no wan dey alone. Hmmnn problem. I say no shaking. Any where wey I go my guy go follow go like say na me born am. I been wan enter kitchen but I change mind make this guy no use knife stab me say na devil.
Small time oboy begin cry dey tell me say en don dey mad, say no be play play, say e be like say something dey lose for en head, say make I go buy am alabukun

Hand don tire me to type but that day no easy. I never touch weed since then.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Black On Black Hate: Black FBI Director Who Hates Black People by Abso1uteZero(m): 3:33am On Apr 07, 2020
DCmonster:
Exactly what I was trying to tell a guy on here, not long ago. False sense of entitlement is we blacks major problem. We always tryna be more civilised than the white who brought civilisation to our door step. As at the year 2000 badagry women still hawk wares in badagry maker semi-naked.

You were civilized before the Europeans ever stepped foot on the motherland.
Educate yourself.

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Business / Re: Banks Should Deduct 5K From Everybody's Account To Fight Covid19- Nigerian Lady by Abso1uteZero(m): 10:28am On Apr 03, 2020
She resemble bobrisky undecided undecided

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Romance / Re: Model Says "I Need A Partner", Flaunts Massive Ass by Abso1uteZero(m): 3:38pm On Apr 01, 2020
Oluwasaeon:
I fvcked up

Bruh!
Romance / Re: Model Says "I Need A Partner", Flaunts Massive Ass by Abso1uteZero(m): 3:37pm On Apr 01, 2020
Haha grin grin
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Abso1uteZero(m): 2:07pm On Mar 23, 2020
BetBuilder365:

Not ontop zoom bros
E don green.
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Abso1uteZero(m): 10:53am On Mar 23, 2020
Stake everything.....

Celebrities / Re: Davido Unveils Face Of His Son, David Ifeanyi Adeleke (Video) by Abso1uteZero(m): 9:09pm On Mar 17, 2020
ladyGKilaBCrueD:
looks like perruzi grin cheesy grin cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: LASK Vs Manchester United: UCL (0 - 5) On 12th March 2020 by Abso1uteZero(m): 7:46pm On Mar 12, 2020
wealthpreach:
not working
True
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: LASK Vs Manchester United: UCL (0 - 5) On 12th March 2020 by Abso1uteZero(m): 7:46pm On Mar 12, 2020
Fr33born:

Download Vola sports

Thanks man.
Working perfectly.

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