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Education / Re: SA Kids Vow To Personally Shut Down Schools On Monday (PICS) by Abso1uteZero(m): 7:21am On Jun 15, 2020
Nobody gives a shit.

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Celebrities / Re: South Africans React To The Arrest Of Hushpuppi For Fraud (TWEETS) by Abso1uteZero(m): 2:14pm On Jun 13, 2020
JaceBlaze:


What did it sound like?

Like a Russian made machine gun or an Italian dessert!
Celebrities / Re: South Africans React To The Arrest Of Hushpuppi For Fraud (TWEETS) by Abso1uteZero(m): 2:07pm On Jun 13, 2020
JaceBlaze:


Then what was the point?
I'll humour you.

It didn't sound African at least South african I think I know.
Celebrities / Re: South Africans React To The Arrest Of Hushpuppi For Fraud (TWEETS) by Abso1uteZero(m): 1:57pm On Jun 13, 2020
IronGalaxy:
Okay, mine are not insults but "exaggerations" cool
Insult all you want, it's the internet bro, that's the point.

You are the alpha male of your pride out here but don't take it too seriously is all.
grin

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Celebrities / Re: South Africans React To The Arrest Of Hushpuppi For Fraud (TWEETS) by Abso1uteZero(m): 1:53pm On Jun 13, 2020
TMKsouth:


Totally out of your league. She rolls with Trevor Noah in New York now.
I didn't want her anyway undecided grin

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Celebrities / Re: South Africans React To The Arrest Of Hushpuppi For Fraud (TWEETS) by Abso1uteZero(m): 1:52pm On Jun 13, 2020
JaceBlaze:



As if "Ojuelegba" is intelligible to non Nigerians.
It being intelligible wasn't the point.
Celebrities / Re: South Africans React To The Arrest Of Hushpuppi For Fraud (TWEETS) by Abso1uteZero(m): 1:50pm On Jun 13, 2020
IronGalaxy:
Oga insults beget insults! Nigerians on NL are some of the most condescending people, !/do you honestly expect us to be quiet when you talk trash about us on a daily? don't hate Nigerians but your attitude is off-putting in general

It's the internet!

Shit is exaggerated out here. You would think igbo's and yorubas fight themselves on the streets bases on how they talk on here but in real life we love each other. I get you though.

Why are you calling me Oga? LOL

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Celebrities / Re: South Africans React To The Arrest Of Hushpuppi For Fraud (TWEETS) by Abso1uteZero(m): 1:41pm On Jun 13, 2020
IronGalaxy:
when did I insult Nigerians?

Bruh!

Come on now.
Celebrities / Re: South Africans React To The Arrest Of Hushpuppi For Fraud (TWEETS) by Abso1uteZero(m): 1:39pm On Jun 13, 2020
TMKsouth:


Show some respect - that's your current MISS UNIVERSE! grin cool cool cool

Anyway, Zozibini means a pair, or to pair up in Xhosa.
She can pair up with this D........if she brings her friends cool
Celebrities / Re: South Africans React To The Arrest Of Hushpuppi For Fraud (TWEETS) by Abso1uteZero(m): 1:38pm On Jun 13, 2020
IronGalaxy:
Should have said that from the beginning cool

It's funny how you are on here insulting Nigerians and defending South Africa all day.

You love the people, don't lie.
Celebrities / Re: South Africans React To The Arrest Of Hushpuppi For Fraud (TWEETS) by Abso1uteZero(m): 1:32pm On Jun 13, 2020
IronGalaxy:
Ogbolawon Olugbinde? Can't get weirder than that tbf grin
LOL.
I guess weird is relative.

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Celebrities / Re: South Africans React To The Arrest Of Hushpuppi For Fraud (TWEETS) by Abso1uteZero(m): 1:24pm On Jun 13, 2020
TMKsouth:


They're responding to a newsfeed. Just like with George Floyd or some earthquake in New Zealand. Not that they particularly follow Nigerian news.

Anyway, you lie. You also know Julius Malema, AKA, Caster Semenya, Jacob Zuma, Charlize Theron, Zozibini Tunzi, Cassper Nyovest, Sho Madjozi, Oscar Pistorius, Simphiwe Tshabalala, Elon Musk, Thembi Kgatlana, Wayde van Niekerk, etc etc etc.

WTF is a zozibini?
Sounds like a Russian made machine gun or a latte or an Italian dessert.

Y'all have weird ass names, I'm not gonna lie. LOL

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Celebrities / Re: South Africans React To The Arrest Of Hushpuppi For Fraud (TWEETS) by Abso1uteZero(m): 8:52pm On Jun 12, 2020
Why south Africans carry naija matter for head like this.
The only South African I know is Trevor Noah.

Y'all should chill undecided

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Travel / Re: What Are Doctors Still Doing In Nigeria?? by Abso1uteZero(m): 5:48pm On Jun 10, 2020
Any body dey beg una to stay??
Make una no dey disturb person abeg!!

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Politics / Re: Fraudster "Hushpuppi" Seen In Handcuffs As He Lands In FBI Net [Photo] by Abso1uteZero(m): 5:41pm On Jun 10, 2020
Dude will be out in 5 to 7 years if they manage to convict him that is.

Financial crimes attract meagre sentence time.

I hope he stashed some part of his loot in a bank in the Caymans and didn't use mouth to finish everything.
Education / Re: Civil Engineering Students, Can You Solve This? by Abso1uteZero(m): 2:16pm On Jun 06, 2020
I might have to burst out my textbook for this.
This calc no be wetin Dem dey carry for head.
BRB.

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Celebrities / Re: I Want A Man Who Will Love Me And Love My Child – Actress Yvonne Jegede by Abso1uteZero(m): 2:13pm On Jun 06, 2020
I can't try it angry
Travel / Re: Can You Relocate To Nigeria With $30,000? by Abso1uteZero(m): 9:06pm On Jun 01, 2020
Make una stay una abroad, we no need the added population.

I take God beg una.

Thank you.
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Abso1uteZero(m): 6:07pm On May 26, 2020
Got the Bayern under3.5 odd at 1.45.
Not bad
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Abso1uteZero(m): 4:54pm On May 26, 2020
locust:
We go hard by 5:30pm angry
Mention me as e dey be.
Romance / Re: Please Help Me Locate This Girl Pic And Number Attached by Abso1uteZero(m): 4:53pm On May 26, 2020
moneymaniyke143:
na man u b correct 1....olosho don miss road
grin

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Romance / Re: Please Help Me Locate This Girl Pic And Number Attached by Abso1uteZero(m): 4:50pm On May 26, 2020
FManager:


When you won't have sense.

Infact Come here, I said turn turn your bum bum, If you put your hand there ehn angry, i said turn don't look at my face. I say Turn your bum bum.
We know each other before??.
Why you dey para Unto olosho matter grin undecided
Romance / Re: Please Help Me Locate This Girl Pic And Number Attached by Abso1uteZero(m): 3:20pm On May 26, 2020
sheggsliveth:



God to what I saw yesterday she not Ashawo she's from Delta but she speaks osun dialect, she friend was dark and thin, to me she's well dressed like SU, if she's Ashawo I wouldn't have helped her...don't judge by the pic
Bruh chill, I'm 99% sure say na prick Dem go collect. The 1% probability of something bad happening to them is still real though.
The law says you have to wait 48hrs before someone can be declared legally missing( I think) so just wait a bit.

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Romance / Re: Please Help Me Locate This Girl Pic And Number Attached by Abso1uteZero(m): 3:16pm On May 26, 2020
2special:
Maybe they are still busy
Haha. Dem don run op office. grin
Romance / Re: Please Help Me Locate This Girl Pic And Number Attached by Abso1uteZero(m): 2:53pm On May 26, 2020
Ashawo Waka turned sour. I have no sympathy to give grin grin

Na joke o( I think)

Hope they are okay though.

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