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RomanceRe: Anambra Girls Are The Most Beautiful In Nigeria by Abso1uteZero(m): 3:11pm On Aug 23, 2020
Anambra girls wey dey behave like men? God forbid.
TravelRe: No Matter What You Achieve Abroad You Are Nobody by Abso1uteZero(m): 1:40pm On Aug 23, 2020
Xeeex:
Someone that wants to lecture people on grammar is beginning a sentence with a small letter and a word in the sentence begins with a capital letter

Lol
This is exactly what I mean. No punctuations.
Thoughts should be written so that it is understandable at first glance.

Thanks.
TravelRe: No Matter What You Achieve Abroad You Are Nobody by Abso1uteZero(m): 1:20pm On Aug 23, 2020
why can't any of you people post understandable Grammer?
TravelRe: Pictures From Unity Park Enugu by Abso1uteZero(m): 6:03pm On Aug 18, 2020
Nice one .
Nigerians need to learn to relax
RomanceRe: Why Does Blacks Have Very Low Iq/mentality? Opinion by Abso1uteZero(m): 5:30pm On Aug 18, 2020
You nko? Are you low iq'd too?
RomanceRe: Is This Feeling Of Shame Necessary? by Abso1uteZero(m): 5:20pm On Aug 18, 2020
skillmyman:
bros,
dont be childish.
you married her did you not?
be matured enough to say am sorry and move on with life.
If she was your younger sister , will you not look out for her?

A broken marriage is the fault of the man because he is the
head of the home. you shld understand your wife and
handle her will understanding.

Abeg, forget pride, go and beg her and end the feud.
it is not necessary
No try follow this advise or you will be a begger for the rest of your life while she will forever be a packee.
RomanceRe: Genesis Of SIMPS, How To Deal With Girls Who Want You To Simp. by Abso1uteZero(m): 1:48pm On Aug 18, 2020
odinson1:
Then you successfully wasted all your years of Education
Nah. I'm just allergic to stupidity.
RomanceRe: The best romance story ever on Nairaland by Abso1uteZero(m): 1:11pm On Aug 18, 2020
Alcohol is a more ' manageable' high.
RomanceRe: If You Are In A Relationship by Abso1uteZero(m): 1:02pm On Aug 18, 2020
If you are a dude and wrote this long epistle about women, thunder fire you.
undecided
RomanceRe: Guys Advice Me. by Abso1uteZero(m): 12:59pm On Aug 18, 2020
GuyWise101:
You are right and I don't want to act desperate about it.


I masturbate regularly just that it will to her that I don't have prick.
Who cares what she thinks. Just be you!
RomanceRe: Looking For A Serious Relationship In Lagos by Abso1uteZero(m): 12:59pm On Aug 18, 2020
Really? Really??

undecided
RomanceRe: What Do You Want To Do Before You Die In Your Life? by Abso1uteZero(m): 12:55pm On Aug 18, 2020
Make my mark on the advancement of science and humanity.

Like Albert Einstein.
RomanceRe: Guys Advice Me. by Abso1uteZero(m): 12:53pm On Aug 18, 2020
Life lesson 101.

Always be cool. It's just pussy.
RomanceRe: Weed & Religion by Abso1uteZero(m):
HuntSon:
Religion has always portrayed people who smoke cannabis as mentally ill or as very irresponsible and capricious people.

But from my experience, many weed smokers i've met are the kindest, benignant and most open minded ppl.

But the stereotype still exist, why?

PS: I don't smoke and I'm not here to bash anyone's religion
One of the smartest people I have ever known is a functioning stoner, so you are right.

The thing is there is always good with the bad and people remember the bad a lot more that the good.

Weed aint for me though. Too much lack of cognitive and mental function when high on weed to make the high enjoyable. Usually, it end in a panic attack.
RomanceRe: Today Is My Birthday Nlers, I Need Surprised Oo by Abso1uteZero(m): 12:29pm On Aug 18, 2020
Quietly:
Guy... Come and modify my number now...
Let's someone who would help ask me... First.


Understand... Ok
Why angry??

You need milk?

Joking, joking.


My secretary will get back to you in a minute.
Christianity EtcRe: Kanye West To Launch Christian Version Of Tik-tok by Abso1uteZero(m): 12:25pm On Aug 18, 2020
LOL.

This brother don mad finish
RomanceRe: Today Is My Birthday Nlers, I Need Surprised Oo by Abso1uteZero(m): 12:24pm On Aug 18, 2020
Quietly:
Modify my number pls...


Thank you bro...


Amen..
I will put it in my schedule.
RomanceRe: How Does This Question Reflect Our Mindset by Abso1uteZero(m): 12:00pm On Aug 18, 2020
ZINIBANKS:
Half empty
Na we.

We no go rest until the cup full dey troway.
RomanceRe: Today Is My Birthday Nlers, I Need Surprised Oo by Abso1uteZero(m): 11:58am On Aug 18, 2020
Where your account number?
RomanceRe: Girl Impregnated By Ten Year Old Boy Gives Birth by Abso1uteZero(m): 11:56am On Aug 18, 2020
J111333:
The boy will probably be a grandpa before 30 and I'm over 30 already with not even an accusation of Jay, you don give me belle.cry
You no go thank God.

Belle accusation is not all that it seems o.

grin
RomanceRe: Ask Before You 'leap'.(my Experience) by Abso1uteZero(m): 11:53am On Aug 18, 2020
Peadophile. undecided
RomanceRe: The Reality Of Dating A Nigerian Lady by Abso1uteZero(m): 11:43am On Aug 18, 2020
ZINIBANKS:
Nigi I can't read it this shit is too long
I swear.
Any thread about woman wey pass three lines, I no dey read.
undecided
RomanceRe: Genesis Of SIMPS, How To Deal With Girls Who Want You To Simp. by Abso1uteZero(m): 11:34am On Aug 18, 2020
I can't fit read this long thing. undecided
FamilyRe: My Sister Cancels Her Wedding. Is She Doing The Right Thing? by Abso1uteZero(m): 12:13am On Aug 11, 2020
Mgtowmonk:
person wey be sickle cell grin
Bros, forget the white bright teeth, that lady has serious health problems.

Alot of these lonely old women hang around nairaland hoping to land one fool wey go save them from menopause.
One lucky old hag successfully tricked a very bright, young and good looking guy on nairaland into marrying her.
Her monicker starts from Rom... I won't mention names grin
I no wan chop ban
She's definitely going through stuff.

Such bile is always accompanied by mental trauma.

Hope she finds peace though. Every body deserves that.
FamilyRe: My Sister Cancels Her Wedding. Is She Doing The Right Thing? by Abso1uteZero(m): 11:57pm On Aug 10, 2020
Chii59:
Like the old hag of your mom who your simp of a father took pity on.
Hopefully, life turns out good for you.

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