odinson1:


Then you successfully wasted all your years of Education

Nah. I'm just allergic to stupidity.

Alcohol is a more ' manageable' high.

If you are a dude and wrote this long epistle about women, thunder fire you.

GuyWise101:

You are right and I don't want to act desperate about it.


I masturbate regularly just that it will to her that I don't have prick.

Who cares what she thinks. Just be you!

Really? Really??

Make my mark on the advancement of science and humanity.

Like Albert Einstein.

Life lesson 101.

Always be cool. It's just pussy.

HuntSon:
Religion has always portrayed people who smoke cannabis as mentally ill or as very irresponsible and capricious people.

But from my experience, many weed smokers i've met are the kindest, benignant and most open minded ppl.

But the stereotype still exist, why?

PS: I don't smoke and I'm not here to bash anyone's religion

One of the smartest people I have ever known is a functioning stoner, so you are right.

The thing is there is always good with the bad and people remember the bad a lot more that the good.

Weed aint for me though. Too much lack of cognitive and mental function when high on weed to make the high enjoyable. Usually, it end in a panic attack.

Quietly:

Guy... Come and modify my number now...
Let's someone who would help ask me... First.


Understand... Ok

Why angry??

You need milk?

Joking, joking.


My secretary will get back to you in a minute.

LOL.

This brother don mad finish

Quietly:

Modify my number pls...


Thank you bro...


Amen..

I will put it in my schedule.

ZINIBANKS:
Half empty

Na we.

We no go rest until the cup full dey troway.

Where your account number?

J111333:
The boy will probably be a grandpa before 30 and I'm over 30 already with not even an accusation of Jay, you don give me belle.

You no go thank God.

Belle accusation is not all that it seems o.

Peadophile.

ZINIBANKS:
Nigi I can't read it this shit is too long

I swear.
Any thread about woman wey pass three lines, I no dey read.

I can't fit read this long thing.

Mgtowmonk:
person wey be sickle cell
Bros, forget the white bright teeth, that lady has serious health problems.

Alot of these lonely old women hang around nairaland hoping to land one fool wey go save them from menopause.
One lucky old hag successfully tricked a very bright, young and good looking guy on nairaland into marrying her.
Her monicker starts from Rom... I won't mention names
I no wan chop ban

She's definitely going through stuff.

Such bile is always accompanied by mental trauma.

Hope she finds peace though. Every body deserves that.

Chii59:

Like the old hag of your mom who your simp of a father took pity on.

Hopefully, life turns out good for you.

Mgtowmonk:
no reply that mumu again abeg..
Alot of them don't know that any man that decides to marry a woman in the 21st century is doing her a HUGE favor

Women are getting stupider.

It's a shame really.

lightpurple:

Men plenty everywhere for Nigeria but 80% are complete liabilities and a waste of space. Real men are what’s scarce, and that’s who ladies go for

I said husband.

Read before you type woman.

Never get too serious with any woman that cannot support you!

You head told you to break up for a reason. Through your pain, you gained clarity from emotionally tinted love glasses.

If you mess up, you go bear the consequences.

To flog some men for nairaland dey hungry me.

Her beauty is as a result of maintenance? You be mechanic? You don maintain yourself finish, your mama and sisters nko?, how far your brother? Cousins? Your paddy man sef, how far?


Make we dey get sense. Say you worwor and girls no dey look your side no mean say you worthless. Have some self esteem.

Una matter for here tire me.

If you hate women, then you are doing something wrong. Humans from the beginning of time have always sought to make life easier for them selves by understanding that which sought to complicate their lives. Same thing is applicable here.

Na wah oh

Who dey train these men sef