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Romance / Re: Genesis Of SIMPS, How To Deal With Girls Who Want You To Simp. by Abso1uteZero(m): 1:48pm On Aug 18, 2020
odinson1:


Then you successfully wasted all your years of Education

Nah. I'm just allergic to stupidity.
Romance / Re: The best romance story ever on Nairaland by Abso1uteZero(m): 1:11pm On Aug 18, 2020
Alcohol is a more ' manageable' high.
Romance / Re: If You Are In A Relationship by Abso1uteZero(m): 1:02pm On Aug 18, 2020
If you are a dude and wrote this long epistle about women, thunder fire you.
undecided
Romance / Re: Guys Advice Me. by Abso1uteZero(m): 12:59pm On Aug 18, 2020
GuyWise101:

You are right and I don't want to act desperate about it.


I masturbate regularly just that it will to her that I don't have prick.
Who cares what she thinks. Just be you!
Romance / Re: Looking For A Serious Relationship In Lagos by Abso1uteZero(m): 12:59pm On Aug 18, 2020
Really? Really??

undecided
Romance / Re: What Do You Want To Do Before You Die In Your Life? by Abso1uteZero(m): 12:55pm On Aug 18, 2020
Make my mark on the advancement of science and humanity.

Like Albert Einstein.

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Romance / Re: Guys Advice Me. by Abso1uteZero(m): 12:53pm On Aug 18, 2020
Life lesson 101.

Always be cool. It's just pussy.

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Romance / Re: Weed & Religion by Abso1uteZero(m): 12:51pm On Aug 18, 2020
HuntSon:
Religion has always portrayed people who smoke cannabis as mentally ill or as very irresponsible and capricious people.

But from my experience, many weed smokers i've met are the kindest, benignant and most open minded ppl.

But the stereotype still exist, why?

PS: I don't smoke and I'm not here to bash anyone's religion

One of the smartest people I have ever known is a functioning stoner, so you are right.

The thing is there is always good with the bad and people remember the bad a lot more that the good.

Weed aint for me though. Too much lack of cognitive and mental function when high on weed to make the high enjoyable. Usually, it end in a panic attack.

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Romance / Re: Today Is My Birthday Nlers, I Need Surprised Oo by Abso1uteZero(m): 12:29pm On Aug 18, 2020
Quietly:

Guy... Come and modify my number now...
Let's someone who would help ask me... First.


Understand... Ok

Why angry??

You need milk?

Joking, joking.


My secretary will get back to you in a minute.
Religion / Re: Kanye West To Launch Christian Version Of Tik-tok by Abso1uteZero(m): 12:25pm On Aug 18, 2020
LOL.

This brother don mad finish

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Romance / Re: Today Is My Birthday Nlers, I Need Surprised Oo by Abso1uteZero(m): 12:24pm On Aug 18, 2020
Quietly:

Modify my number pls...


Thank you bro...


Amen..

I will put it in my schedule.
Romance / Re: How Does This Question Reflect Our Mindset by Abso1uteZero(m): 12:00pm On Aug 18, 2020
ZINIBANKS:
Half empty
Na we.

We no go rest until the cup full dey troway.
Romance / Re: Today Is My Birthday Nlers, I Need Surprised Oo by Abso1uteZero(m): 11:58am On Aug 18, 2020
Where your account number?
Romance / Re: Girl Impregnated By Ten Year Old Boy Gives Birth by Abso1uteZero(m): 11:56am On Aug 18, 2020
J111333:
The boy will probably be a grandpa before 30 and I'm over 30 already with not even an accusation of Jay, you don give me belle.cry

You no go thank God.

Belle accusation is not all that it seems o.

grin

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Romance / Re: Ask Before You 'leap'.(my Experience) by Abso1uteZero(m): 11:53am On Aug 18, 2020
Peadophile. undecided
Romance / Re: The Reality Of Dating A Nigerian Lady by Abso1uteZero(m): 11:43am On Aug 18, 2020
ZINIBANKS:
Nigi I can't read it this shit is too long

I swear.
Any thread about woman wey pass three lines, I no dey read.
undecided
Romance / Re: Genesis Of SIMPS, How To Deal With Girls Who Want You To Simp. by Abso1uteZero(m): 11:34am On Aug 18, 2020
I can't fit read this long thing. undecided
Family / Re: My Sister Cancels Her Wedding. Is She Doing The Right Thing? by Abso1uteZero(m): 12:13am On Aug 11, 2020
Mgtowmonk:
person wey be sickle cell grin
Bros, forget the white bright teeth, that lady has serious health problems.

Alot of these lonely old women hang around nairaland hoping to land one fool wey go save them from menopause.
One lucky old hag successfully tricked a very bright, young and good looking guy on nairaland into marrying her.
Her monicker starts from Rom... I won't mention names grin
I no wan chop ban

She's definitely going through stuff.

Such bile is always accompanied by mental trauma.

Hope she finds peace though. Every body deserves that.
Family / Re: My Sister Cancels Her Wedding. Is She Doing The Right Thing? by Abso1uteZero(m): 11:57pm On Aug 10, 2020
Chii59:

Like the old hag of your mom who your simp of a father took pity on.

Hopefully, life turns out good for you.
Family / Re: My Sister Cancels Her Wedding. Is She Doing The Right Thing? by Abso1uteZero(m): 11:51pm On Aug 10, 2020
Mgtowmonk:
no reply that mumu again abeg..
Alot of them don't know that any man that decides to marry a woman in the 21st century is doing her a HUGE favor

Women are getting stupider.

It's a shame really.

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Family / Re: My Sister Cancels Her Wedding. Is She Doing The Right Thing? by Abso1uteZero(m): 11:37pm On Aug 10, 2020
lightpurple:

Men plenty everywhere for Nigeria but 80% are complete liabilities and a waste of space. Real men are what’s scarce, and that’s who ladies go for

I said husband.

Read before you type woman.
Romance / Re: I Broke Up, Should I Call Her Back? by Abso1uteZero(m): 11:34pm On Aug 10, 2020
Never get too serious with any woman that cannot support you!

You head told you to break up for a reason. Through your pain, you gained clarity from emotionally tinted love glasses.

If you mess up, you go bear the consequences.

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Romance / Re: Don't Marry Her Because She Is Beautiful While You Are Still Poor(full GIST) by Abso1uteZero(m): 11:28pm On Aug 10, 2020
To flog some men for nairaland dey hungry me.

Her beauty is as a result of maintenance? You be mechanic? You don maintain yourself finish, your mama and sisters nko?, how far your brother? Cousins? Your paddy man sef, how far?


Make we dey get sense. Say you worwor and girls no dey look your side no mean say you worthless. Have some self esteem.

Una matter for here tire me.

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Romance / Re: The Redpill Should Not Be About Women Hating by Abso1uteZero(m): 8:20am On Aug 10, 2020
If you hate women, then you are doing something wrong. Humans from the beginning of time have always sought to make life easier for them selves by understanding that which sought to complicate their lives. Same thing is applicable here.

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Romance / Re: She Ignored Me Before But Leter Come Back by Abso1uteZero(m): 7:48am On Aug 10, 2020
Na wah oh

Who dey train these men sef

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