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Romance / Re: Hhh by Abso1uteZero(m): 7:46am On Aug 10, 2020
The amount of mumu men in Nigeria is plentiful as grains of sand on a beach - pythagoras 15AD

I didn't even read your epistle just the headline alone is enough to confirm your mumu level and I must tell you, it ain't looking good. cry

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Family / Re: My Sister Cancels Her Wedding. Is She Doing The Right Thing? by Abso1uteZero(m): 7:40am On Aug 10, 2020
Husband no easy to find o.

She should weigh her options carefully. grin

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Family / Re: My Sister Cancels Her Wedding. Is She Doing The Right Thing? by Abso1uteZero(m): 7:39am On Aug 10, 2020
Mgtowmonk:
can't your sister rent an apartment with her own money? undecided
The guy is doing her a favor by marrying her yet she still dictating how he should live his life undecided

grin

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Girls Are Now Using This On Men by Abso1uteZero(m): 7:27am On Aug 10, 2020
I get where y'all are comin from, I really do but the thing is marriage is supposed to be a life long journey and sex WILL get stale, so, with this in mind, marry someone that gives you peace of mind, that you feel at home with if you can, someone that makes you smile and you are not afraid or anxious to came home to every night. Marriage for the rest of your life is a longtime to be basing on sexual history alone if we are being honest.

May we all find happiness grin

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Romance / Re: 8 Type Of Ladies Guys Should Run Away From by Abso1uteZero(m): 12:26pm On Aug 05, 2020
I endorse this message.
Buy why you go date girl wey you wan change? If she isn't up to par, no date am. Simple.

Relationship no mean say you turn role model
Romance / Re: What Is Love? What Makes Love? How Do You Know It’s Love? by Abso1uteZero(m): 7:55am On Aug 05, 2020
Which kind wahala be this God.
undecided
Romance / Re: I Wish I Never Met Her by Abso1uteZero(m): 7:21am On Aug 05, 2020
Respect your self OP.
E too early

undecided

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Politics / Re: How To Hide 200 Million Naira. by Abso1uteZero(m): 9:40pm On Jul 25, 2020
You have rinse it by mixing it with clean cash.
No be everything Dem Dey talk online

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Romance / Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by Abso1uteZero(m): 4:11pm On Jul 23, 2020
Come force me undecided
Politics / Re: Which Is A No Mans Land? Calabar,Lagos or Abuja. by Abso1uteZero(m): 4:09pm On Jul 23, 2020
Yoruba people for nl too get problem ..LOL

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Romance / Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by Abso1uteZero(m): 2:07pm On Jul 19, 2020
If your broke, don't have children is all.
Use a condom.
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Abso1uteZero(m): 11:09pm On Jun 26, 2020
Game wey I play un3.5 go play 2-2, cut my 7000 win with 3k stake.

Tommorow is another day

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Celebrities / Re: Hushpuppi Arrest: “in My Family Na Only Me Escape From Poverty” –hushpuppi Cries by Abso1uteZero(m): 2:46pm On Jun 26, 2020
Why en dey blame Nigerian government?
Na Dem catch am? undecided

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Phones / Re: Gcam On A Transsion Device by Abso1uteZero(m): 11:34pm On Jun 23, 2020
WinningEleven:
I use a tecno pouvoir 3 if you're curious

A pourviour air 3?
Romance / Re: What Do You Think Of Nairaland Guys? by Abso1uteZero(m): 11:18pm On Jun 23, 2020
Preshieben:
And your mom too

Yeah, yeah, you're right, your mom too!
Thanks for reminding me cool

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Romance / Re: What Do You Think Of Nairaland Guys? by Abso1uteZero(m): 11:05pm On Jun 23, 2020
Preshieben:
see what I mean lipsrsealed

I know!

Your father should clean up his bitter and uncultured act. cool

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Romance / Re: What Do You Think Of Nairaland Guys? by Abso1uteZero(m): 7:39pm On Jun 23, 2020
Preshieben:
like this one now

Your father is a bitter and uncultured swine smiley

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Romance / Re: What Do You Think Of Nairaland Guys? by Abso1uteZero(m): 2:57pm On Jun 23, 2020
Your father is a nuisance cool

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Romance / Re: African Game: The Next Step After Taking The Redpill by Abso1uteZero(m): 2:51pm On Jun 23, 2020
LOL at "dominate your woman".
Ain't nobody got time for that. Do the one wey you fit do, if she Bleep up, throw her to the dump.

No energy to waste my people.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Men Marry? by Abso1uteZero(m): 2:02pm On Jun 23, 2020
I honestly don't know.
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Abso1uteZero(m): 8:35pm On Jun 21, 2020
KlNGPlN:


If Buducnost wins...I will win another 215k and increase it to 3k for 20 people.

Today is our day!!!
Lol.

undecided undecided
Education / Re: The Freethinking Nigerian Youths [hear Us Out] by Abso1uteZero(m): 3:09pm On Jun 21, 2020
Fixing this country is easy.
First, we need to decentralize the government. A central government is doomed to failure in a country as large as this. Every state for its self, everything else will fail.

Secondly, we need to put whatever meagre resources we have into creating JOBS and jobs only. Forget beautifying bla bla bla, if we put all effort into creating jobs, we narrow our focus and every other thing follows .

Only thing that should compete with job creation on the budget is health care and education and for gods sake we need to drastically reduce reccurent expenditure stat!

Job creation will come hand in hand with building road, power generation and ONLY any thing that will increase and in turn facilitate job creation by putting infrastructures in place that enable easy running of businesses, this will in turn lead to more money from taxes that will be used to fund less crucial parts of the economy leading to a happier populace.

My prayer is for Nigeria to reach glory.

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Romance / Re: Never Try Doggystyle With A Bald Girl by Abso1uteZero(m): 9:43am On Jun 21, 2020
This sounds like the kind of thing that could happen to me cheesy grin
Science/Technology / Re: Aliens From Space Visited Igboland 2000 Years Ago.. by Abso1uteZero(m): 4:52pm On Jun 19, 2020
Emmzy201:
More things for you to think about
Can early humans build such things
The last picture are Grey's for sure. You can see their dinstintive black oval eyes.
Romance / Re: My Jamaican Friend Said We Should All Move Back To Our Countries by Abso1uteZero(m): 2:14am On Jun 17, 2020
Wetin Ghana do this one now.undecided undecided

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