₦airaland Forum

Bad influence. But which school wld expose it's students to dis deviant.

lwise:
Election never start o,see what is happening.
Northerner will forever be northerners, they hate other tribes with passion.

Exactly. Their level of understanding is very low compared to illiterates from other part of the country. Just imagine the nonsense. Was the bus the cause of their problems. Their action from time immemorial is one of the main reason behind Nigeria's snailpaced growth. Now if the security forces declare curfew for just 24hrs they'll almost die of hunger- remember kaduna in 2011...Chei dis Lord Lugard's idea of amalgamation sef how can u mix gala & youghurt in d same stomach and not purge?

angels09:
all normal numbers added

Sorry for d typo error, numbr modified.( 080 273 555 67). Pls add me to d MB family. Thanx

angels09:
all normal numbers added

Sorry for d typo error, numbr modified.( 080 273 555 67). Thanx

Pls add me to the MB family. 08027355567

"Okigbo urged the government to equip G.U.O. and other companies with fire-fighting equipment."
Why would the govt equip a private business of that capacity knowing fully well that a business of such magnitude would be belted to a comprehensive insurance policy.
The govt hasn't remove the plank in its oown eyes how much more a privately owned transport company.

Bridgetown:
Each and every Nigeria solders should be moved to borno state to defend our territory, including the ones being used by Julius Berger construction, septraco, government tompolo, Asari dokumbo, MTN,Banks, churches,mosques, oil Companies, Otta farms nd those protecting formal corrupt head of states like IBB and co.

Moving them there is not the problem but logistics- the hallmark of all successful military campaign.

Mrbigman1:
Depend on wia u re in kd, from Zaria is about and hour. From kd city to Zaria is 45 min plus or minus den consider speed limit as well. Someone can drive same distance for 2 hours.

Hmm! With all the checkpoints the timing might vary.

SaiBuharii:
Naija babes wetin happen? Out of 60m..Mikel no see any of una

I tire ooo!

sawdust:
all I know bsay na only Civil Defence fit end this Insurgency....

I like dis guy. Na u biko!

IamDejman:
Okay...I've lost civilian friends in the Boko wahala.


Where did ur respected soldier disappeared to then?

It's painful loosing loved ones but u av to understand that the NA is nt ubiquitos- can't be everywhere at d same time; even when equipped with modern hardwares, there is always a margin of error otherwise US wouldn't have incurred civilian casualties in Iraq and Afganistan. Then come to talk of the NA in North east.I think u shd have a better view than this man.No offence!

remsonik:
No it isn't......with patience and perseverance the guy will eventually buy his if he's focused and hardworking

Ure well brought up cos Ure one objective minded lady, ur hubby must be damn lucky cos these days "they" don't think dat way, they put pleasure first and when they get dumped they cry hell.

ritababe:
Go do 7 days dry fasting, e be like say u get wife for river

Chei! NL no go kill pple Abeg which of the rivers?

Jakpon:
RESULT OF THE 2015 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION FOR THE SIX GEOPOLITICAL ZONES

1)Dr Goodluck Jonathan - president Niger Delta republic

2)Maj General Mohammodu Buhari - President Arewa republic

3)Alhaji Atiku Abubakar - President Kanem Bornu republic

4)Professor Yemi Osinbajo - President Odua republic

5)Theodore Orji - President Biafra republic

6)Sen David Mark President Middle belt republic

[size=8pt][/size] Chei! Nigerians!

amanikondo:
[size=14pt]Chinedu done die.[/size]

Na ur person? Chei!

sulmeza post=291193
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Dos cops didnt actually run...buh onli made a tactical retreat...lol....d military bin saving d day since...God knws when

hasty retreat indeed . Shon sir!

Beehshorp:
The Nigerian police is working... I won't see any apc mofo in this thread cos they definitely hate good news


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Gej till 2019

It says 'military'. Not naija police oo!

Cool but. Dangerous

angels09:
Truth is that you're been ignored.by Mercedes enthusiasts.

U just hit d nail on the head. Barely 3 mths ago,I travelled frm Kad to Lag conveying my whole family in my 99 C230K, my speed didn't exceed 120km/hr and occasionally,140km/h cos d essence of being responsible is depicted in how well we value the lives/safety of those we love. I felt the car panting and crying for speed but I didn't yield. My return trip was a different story entirely cos on arrival at KD, the car was 'smiiling'. When I opened the engine bay for troops stationed at d entrance of D main gate I could hear the engine idling away like a well fed baby deeply asleep in his cot.It sounded as if I just drove around kd town. But I 'm d only one who knows but only cannot find words to described the exploit of the car should I describe how the car overtook 4 dangote trucks in a row when other drivers were jitery and remained in the serpentine queue? Or how it dusted countless notorious siena and hummer buses without stress and even negotiated a sharp bend in kogi state at '140km/hr?... don't try dat with picanto pls, and don't try subject ur kia picanto engine to 160/170km/hr on a sustained 57minutes driive at such speed;Dont cos ur engine may not survive that's if u manage to survive it urself

ANAMBRA11:
When next she tempts you,grab her,strip her and squeeeze those oranges,then suck them,then take her to your room remove those panties and fu ck her til she bleeds, if you don't do it,you will catch konji and die

ure a damn bad Sombody . I nominate. U as the next special adviser to the president on 'crucial issues'

spanzed:
its called criminal battery and the court is dere for you to seek Redress

redress kwa! I hail o

adonbilivit:
My people I have been observing this for long and I know you all do too. Everyday you see soldiers and mobile police men with bullion vans flogging motorists with koboko coz they (security agents) want to break traffic rules. So I ask, is this right or wrong? What is the government doing about this? i dey vex.

U mean touts who drive commercial vehicles? U cant treat them with civility of course, u speak in d language they understand(koboko)

Not true, get to Abuja-Lokoja highway that's. When u see them showing forth their glory. I believe the ones u've been seeing are just threading softly given the nature of our roads-pot holes. But come and see 'us' on the Kaduna - Abuja - Lkj- Ondo state(ore) to Lagos...never a dull moment with the Supercharger at full capacity.

bunmioguns:
Have you 4gotten we do meet in the same joint? will be expecting you tonight

No be me and u abeg!

Beehorn:
THE BEDBUG(EDU) CARRIERS:THIS SET OF PEOPLE REAR BEDBUG IN THEIR ROOMS. YOU SEE THEM EVERYDAY BRINGING OUT THEIR FOAM,WHEN YOU ASK THEM WHAT THE PROBLEM IS...THEY WILL NOW TELL YOU THAT THEY ARE KILLING THE ANTS ON THE BED.
THE VAPPERS:THIS SET OF PEOPLE STEAL A LOT.THEY CAN STEAL UR VISITOR'S SLIPPERS,UR BATHROOM SLIPPERS AND CLOTHES e.t.c
THE BEGGERS:THIS PEOPLE ARE MOSTLY CALLED THE "EYA-MI" SET OF PEOPLE BY ME.THEY ARE FOUND OF BEGGING FOR TOOTHPASTE,MATCHES AND PUREWATER E.T.C.
MY NEIGHBOUR ONCE TOLD ME TO BORROW HIM ONE ONION...I SHOUTED"HABA!"
THE PASSAGE SLEEPERS:THIS PEOPLE SLEEP IN THE PASSAGE.WHEN YOU SEE THEM OUTSIDE WITH BOTTLE WATER AND TAKE AWAY PACK...U GO JUST FAINT TROWAY.

abeg stop . I can't laff cos it'll draw attention.

bunmioguns:
ayeeeeeeeeee oooooooooo




This life is cruel








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RIP to my darling Dog

Omo ale ni igbo! It works in ways u can't understand.

Firefire:
Operation kill the killers.

God, please continue to protect our soldiers

AMEN! God bless u real gud.

Biko. Dont do that. Delete those pictures right away cos it won't do u any gud. Remember she's goina be someone's future wife and may possibly turn a new leaf before then- u don't wanna av bloods on ur hands do you? The best is do away with anything that will bring her into ur memory; her personal effects,pictures, even fone numbr...and ensure u retrieve ur car and repaint or better still sell and purchase a new one cos old things have passed away, behold all things av become new. Next start giving God praise for saving u by revealing d sheep in wolf clothing of a girl cos ure just one favoured chap to av grabbed urs in d act. Come to think of it sef it's as if na swear dem swear for these ladies these days ooo.

dechandel:
If my son tries this. I will kill him with that knife

No need cos in the real sense, he might not make it to the girl alive cos he's goina bleedout with d first 4 steps.

Jaideyone:
u are not alone!!!
police men only want to see your vehicle papers and driver's license.

road safety and vio want to see all your papers, driver's license, fire extinguisher.

vio will book u if your lights or indicators are not working.

one vio officer even asked for first aid box. I was like wtf

First aid box ke? them go soon begin ask for toothpaste and brush be dat o

[quote author=ckmayoca post=28604569]Good Job guys. Make the soldiers no go free her behind sha.[/quote
Why? Na police dem be?