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CelebritiesRe: "I'm Richer Than Your Mom"- Wizkid Tells Friend Who Said He Has Refused To Grow by Absoj(m): 4:16pm On Nov 16, 2019
With that reply, he really needs to grow up.
CelebritiesRe: Meet Ramatulai, Fulani Model, Who Refuses To Be Subjected To Islamic Rules by Absoj(m): 10:15pm On Nov 10, 2019
RiyadhGoddess:
Op, don't cause trouble where there's no trouble. Let the sleeping dogs sleep in peace biko. Besides, why is she looking like a camelhuh I mean her waist down to her legs.

Please Please Please click on the link on my signature and vote for my son. Kindly vote, share and help make it viral. Let's help my son win. Thank you.
Camel? grin grin guy u funny ooo
RomanceRe: Naira Marley: 'Dolapo Badmus Wants To Have Sex With Me But She Is Really Ugly' by Absoj(m): 4:33pm On Nov 02, 2019
Yanga dey sleep, trouble dey wake am...i just dey pity his mum who would be subjected to the stress of following him to the court room in the aftermath of his tantrums.
Car TalkRe: My 06 Pilot Vibrates At 100km Plus by Absoj(m): 10:08pm On Oct 29, 2019
Check the wheel hubs. May i also ask if its noisy on motion as well? If its vibration is coupled with noise, change the hub ..including bearings. inner cup too.
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Landed Two Nuclear-capable Bombers In South Africa by Absoj(m): 8:18am On Oct 28, 2019
Putin accused former colonial powers in the West of intimidating African countries to exploit the continent’s resources. And what is he about to do too? Imagine! Kettle calling pot black when most of Russian weapons easily find their way into the hands of terrorists.... sad
PoliticsRe: Miyetti Allah Apologises To Governor Ortom Over Benue Killings by Absoj(m): 9:43am On Oct 27, 2019
Rednaxelot:
Seems like the rich and wealthy Igbo men support the unity of nation. Only the poor ones that have nothing to gain or lose have been the one calling for the division on social media
I doubt. It coukd be a ploy to win a political support in advance. Never trust sudden good gestures . interests drives them not the will at times.
PoliticsRe: EZUGWU MRAP: Nigerian-Made Mine Resistant Ambush Protected Vehicle By Army by Absoj(m): 5:56pm On Oct 25, 2019
Jimi24:
What Igbo ingenuity?
Gen Ezugwu is NOT an engineer. He performed very well in operations against Boko Haram and he organized defence industry well BUT he did not participate in the technical aspects of this. He was honoured for his performance as a soldier by naming this vehicle after him
Thanks bro. Seems most people cant see or do anything without attaching g tribal sentiments. Barely naming an equipment after a general gave it out as an invention that originated from the tribe. Imagine!. So a narrow minded person would believe the aircraft carrier Franklin Roosevelt belongs to the man or made by a Texan..Tribalism is really keeping us caged in our thoughts.
PoliticsRe: EZUGWU MRAP: Nigerian-Made Mine Resistant Ambush Protected Vehicle By Army by Absoj(m): 5:51pm On Oct 25, 2019
sonnie10:
You have never crossed Cotonou boarder. People that are still using Vesper tricycle for transportation, selling petrol in beer bottles and exchanging money on market stalls like ele erun, is better than SE?
The only source of occupation for the young people in Benin Republic is Okada riding and helping Nigerians to drive their tokumbo vehicle across boarders. These are the people you want compare with yourself?
Go to their boarder with Togo, their police and immigrations are pan handling waiting for foreigners to drop whatever they wish for them.
Thanks bro. Seems most people cant see or do anything without attacking g tribal sentiments. Barely naming an equipment after a general gave it out as an invention that originated from the tribe. Imagine!
CrimeRe: Soldiers Make A Man Swim Inside A Gutter For Stealing N20k Shoes by Absoj(m): 2:56pm On Oct 25, 2019
Griezwoman:
Soldiers and jungle justice
So they shd clap for him?
Car TalkRe: Audi Vs Mercedes by Absoj(m): 11:03am On Oct 24, 2019
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DownChelsea:
Both are nice. But Audis makes you stand out more. Cos only a car enthusiast can go for an audi or a bmw.

Audis also have a more futuristic (high-tech) appearance as well. Using an audi car makes you feel like you’re the boss in a sci-fi movie
That's when its new. If u jam Audi wahala once. U will port to Benz. Ease of Maintenance is what makes a car standout..
PetsRe: My Dog Is Reacting To Something. HELP!!! by Absoj(m): 11:12pm On Oct 20, 2019
padi94:
Lol... your dog has erectile dysfunction
grin grin grin Chai! Nigerians. I hail una oo. See comments.
PoliticsRe: The 1st Batch Of New Trains Built For Us Has Arrived - Rotimi Amaechi (pictures) by Absoj(m): 8:09am On Oct 18, 2019
At least, the carnage on the highways will reduce. ...and even Lagos -Ibadan expressway will rest.
PoliticsRe: The 1st Batch Of New Trains Built For Us Has Arrived - Rotimi Amaechi (pictures) by Absoj(m): 8:09am On Oct 18, 2019
At least, the carnage on the highways will reduce. ...and even Lagos -Ibadan express will rest.
HealthRe: Why Am I Unable To Sleep by Absoj(m): 6:11am On Oct 13, 2019
shege45:
Isaiah 48:22
No sleep for the wicked
grin grin grin. Oh my belle.
Car TalkRe: Benz,infiniti Or Bmw by Absoj(m): 8:56am On Oct 11, 2019
kingreign:
I'd say avoid every BMW E60 and Merc E350, they're very unreliable. So so terribly unreliable. The M35 has poor cheap leather and looks tacky inside.

I'd actually say, get a GS350. Its faster than that BMW E60 530i, E350 merc and M35. Yet more equally as comfy as the BMW and merc and more reliable than all combined.
He shd get the merc or infinity. Believe me, he wont regret it. But the BMW. ...let me not share experience. Some brands can cause heart break more than an unfaithful woman. This days we buy cars with our head not with our minds. High BP will not be his portion if he gets the Benz or opts for infinity.
PoliticsRe: Soldier Shares A Video From An Encounter With Boko Haram Terrorists In Borno by Absoj(m): 3:52pm On Oct 09, 2019
KingAzubuike:
They lack tactics.. from the video they were just in a mess and state of chaos.
War itself is chaotic. No sane fighter would be predictable. That tactics u deduced they lacked is what still keeps dem in the fight.
EducationRe: List Of Lecturers Accused Of Sex-For-Grades Scandals (Photos) by Absoj(m): 8:42am On Oct 09, 2019
tankoy:
please tell the investigators to come to School of Nursing Jalingo
O boy. Nursing schools cannot be exempted of cos. Thats where the wicked acts silently thrive...where large number of females are present. Its a pity.
PoliticsRe: Bad Roads: Aba Women Protest, Issue 90-Day Ultimatum To Ikpeazu by Absoj(m): 7:56pm On Oct 08, 2019
Simplyleo:
The kerosene don finish, Ikpeazu needs to act fast. grin grin grin
Oh my country! Ow did we vote for these leaders?
PoliticsRe: Bad Roads: Aba Women Protest, Issue 90-Day Ultimatum To Ikpeazu by Absoj(m): 7:55pm On Oct 08, 2019
grin grin u get bad mouth i swear grin grin
solmusdesigns:
shocked


After collecting kerosine,

return the kerosine and get your roads tarred.. greedy people... Okpeazu please carry go abeg!!


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EducationRe: Sex For Grades: Kiki Mordi 'I Received Threats Since Undercover Investigation' by Absoj(m): 11:25am On Oct 08, 2019
JasonScoolari:
How I wish she could visit the department of Theatre and Media Arts, Ambrose Alli University and uncover the atrocities carried out by one Lecturer..... (I don't wanna mention his name)


Maximum respect to you Kiki and other female journalist.
Pls mention it bro. These lecturers are evil. If u may know, they also add a spiritual angle to their amorous acts with these students...most dont ever concieve years later. Its a long story bro.
EducationRe: Sex For Grades: Kiki Mordi Who Exposed Universities Lecturers Never Graduated by Absoj(m): 9:57am On Oct 08, 2019
joseph1832:
oh I didn't know this, but I'm not surprise. They always like to make it look as if such things are only found in Africa.
Those guys in UK wont threaten to fail yaa for not yielding neither wld they ditch ya script, hit on ur defences, render ur effort void or even blackmail ya. Imagine the extent of damage twil cause. Our country education system is a challenge and we need to accept it that way whether it was revealed by pun or straight on by a foreign agency. If we are gud, nobody will make bring us to limelight on dis pedestal. In UK no staff will go to the extent of reporting a gul to a cult to "wound" her for not "cooperating". U know dis also happens in our country.
My brother. Lets just accept the truth.
RomanceRe: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Absoj(m): 9:24am On Sep 28, 2019
Offpoint:
Thread for the females....

If I was a lady and a pastor sexually harassed me or make an attempt, I won't quit his church. I will go there everyday and sat on the front row, look for a seat that faces him straight. I will sit there every Sunday and do nothing but stare at him..... I swear he'll be going off keys and on keys.

that's his punishment, I'll torment him...
There are sundays I'll take the mic and I will be like "There's something I want to say about the man of God, something I've been shouldering all these while. something someone of you may know and some may not... many will doubt it but it's the truth.... I want to let the whole congregation know OUR PASTOR IS A GOOD MAN OF GOD"

yeah, imagine what he would have gone through for that few secondsgrin
grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Black Snake I Killed In My Room This Morning by Absoj(m): 3:10pm On Sep 26, 2019
Black mamba. Very poisonous specie
TravelRe: Driver Angrily Leaves Passengers Inside Heat After Too Much Complains. VIDEO by Absoj(m): 8:43am On Sep 26, 2019
LegalOpinion:
But to be honest, some passengers mouth bad oh!
U never see where passengers(stidents ) yab driver so tey he begin cry deybswear for him papa wey no green pay him school fees if not he wouldnt have ended up with such crazy passengers grin grin
PoliticsRe: ‘charges Against Sowore A Mockery Of Justice,end The Case Now,serap Tells Malami by Absoj(m): 8:44pm On Sep 22, 2019
uthlaw:
every morning i do think how manage I choose this country among the hundredth of countries we have on Earth...
I Bleep up big time!
grin grin. My brother. The thing tire person oo
PoliticsRe: Service Chiefs Shun Reps As Speaker Runs To Buhari For Help by Absoj(m): 7:38pm On Sep 20, 2019
Barondenigeria:
cheesy
Dunce!

So when Congress summons service chiefs in the United States and they refuse to show up, Nancy Pelosi and Mitch Mcconnell run to the white house to report to Trump??
grin ...and Trump will flog them? No he would give them a warm handshake for not giving a damn.
PoliticsRe: Service Chiefs Shun Reps As Speaker Runs To Buhari For Help by Absoj(m): 7:38pm On Sep 20, 2019
Barondenigeria:
cheesy
Dunce!

So when Congress summons service chiefs in the United States and they refuse to show up, Nancy Pelosi and Mitch Mcconnell run to the white house to report to Trump??
grin ...and Trump will flog them? No he would give them a warm handshake.
PoliticsRe: Why Nigeria Cannot Afford A Stand-Off With South Africa By Kakanda (Al-jazeera) by Absoj(m): 5:05am On Sep 15, 2019
manontree:
Poorly written. If nigeria decides today to nationalise all south Africans businesses here the loss would be crippling

We remain the largest market in Africa and even the Chinese know this. Who is SA?

Under Jonathan when Nigeria started deporting all incoming SA passengers to Nigeria SA quickly came begging. Nigeria is one country SA cannot afford to fight...cos they would ultimately lose
We wont oo bro. Have u forgotten top elites in this country have their investments and even refineries in SA? grin
CrimeRe: Yellow: Abba Kyari, Police Capture Notorious Abuja Kidnap Kingpin by Absoj(m): 12:12pm On Sep 12, 2019
TRIGITIS:
So wetin dis one dey use ransom do since he can't even eat? Looking like hungry street urchin.
How can he eat? Even if he eats it wont show because he is cursed.
AutosRe: by Absoj(m): 8:13pm On Sep 09, 2019
Ill call u tomorrow.
FamilyRe: Sa'adat Olajumoke Bakare: Missing Person Alert!!! (PHOTOS) by Absoj(m): 5:38pm On Sep 08, 2019
Hotzone:
Gone for Boko training
Bros why na?

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