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BusinessRe: Nigerian Man Humiliated At A Bank Over A White Man Tells His Story by Absoj(m): 12:38pm On Jan 25, 2017
Pls tell us d address of d bank naa. L pay for d legal action if its zenith grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenyan Man Claims He Is Trump's Half Brother - Pic by Absoj(m): 2:42pm On Jan 20, 2017
Pavore9:
Kenya is multicultural nah! There are some who bear Igbo names like Okoro, Amadi, Ejimba etc then some Yoruba names like Olubayo then some look very much like Hausas then some are clear Arabs!
No mans land
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: NAF Arrives Senegal by Absoj(m): 9:46pm On Jan 19, 2017
muykem:
I am impressed. Please act professionally over there. There should be no mistake of target I beg.
grin grin grin chai! Naija pple no dey forget
Foreign AffairsRe: VIDEO: Senegalese Troops Entering Gambia To Oust Jammeh by Absoj(m): 9:41pm On Jan 19, 2017
A dog that will get missing will not heed to sound of the hunters whistle.
Christianity EtcRe: Christian Nigerian Lady Visits Mosque In Abu Dhabi (Photos) by Absoj(m): 9:32pm On Jan 19, 2017
blantyre:
Prophet Muhammad SAW is the greatest personality to have ever lived. Jesus follow follow. A Christian said this no be me and since then no one I mean no one has come forward to challenge that coz is the an undeniable fact.
I wish u could sit down to compare the life time of Jesus Christ with that of Prophet Mohammed. Ull see d difference and den understand why its gud to follow
Christianity EtcRe: Christian Nigerian Lady Visits Mosque In Abu Dhabi (Photos) by Absoj(m): 9:29pm On Jan 19, 2017
nurusystem:
what do you know ...this lady she has seen signs of God,Allah is great.
Haba! So u mean her admiration of an edifice suffice to be signs of her seeing God? Knowing God is more than a physical or emotional attraction or admiration of an entity/ object. It has to do with a strong conviction embued by the spirit of the living God. Its an experience dats indescribable but a blessing to dos who uprightly open dia hearts to God.
PoliticsRe: Buhari, ECOWAS Leaders Meet Jammeh For Peace Talk (Photo) by Absoj(m): 8:56pm On Jan 13, 2017
grin grin grin
SIRmanjar:
Samurai jammeh.Make buhari nogo misyarn for im side o..Make jammeh no vex use dat im sword slice am like bread.
Car TalkRe: 5 Small Things Nigeria Police Will Use To Catch You Big Time by Absoj(m): 8:50pm On Jan 13, 2017
...as if it is not enof i heard again somewhere that with all dis police indiscipline that is unbearable, the govt is considering arming FRSC. No be finish dem wan finish naija so? grin we will jus hear one dat dat one FRSC officer fired a motorist for incomplete papers since dis police counterpart can do so for failure to "roger'
Car TalkRe: 5 Small Things Nigeria Police Will Use To Catch You Big Time by Absoj(m): 8:39pm On Jan 13, 2017
highbee02:
I was once a victim of no1 along Asa dam road, Ilorin. They asked me to call out d engine no while he was holding d papers. unknown to me, the no ends witt 22 instead of tripple 2 and I was asked to pay #10,000
...and u paid? shocked u wld av mumbled some sort of incoherent words on d money while he watches.. I bet he won't collect it again grin
Car TalkRe: 5 Small Things Nigeria Police Will Use To Catch You Big Time by Absoj(m): 8:38pm On Jan 13, 2017
starlingbawa:
When you 'CLEARLY' have 'PROOF OF OWNERSHIP' receipt but don't have 'PROOF OF OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE' which is practically one and the same thing, Naija Police will hold you!

I'm speaking from experience!!!
grin grin if not for d rifles they carry, who will ever listen to dem . but dat gun ehn! Na im dey make person just respect himself because of accidental discharge grin
Christianity EtcRe: Inciteful Statement: Bishop David Oyedepo Must Be Called To Order by Absoj(m): 8:14pm On Jan 13, 2017
timota:
Guy they are not killing them because of religion, they are killings thrm because of grazing land with the full support of rl rufai
if they don't have religion integrated in dia killings, why do dey shout " ... Is great" (in arabic) every time they shed blood of lives dey can't create. Why will dey destroy worship centers? I feel uvent seen dis pples level of barbarism u won't ever believe it has any connection with grazing areas.
Christianity EtcRe: Inciteful Statement: Bishop David Oyedepo Must Be Called To Order by Absoj(m): 8:09pm On Jan 13, 2017
Ayibaba1:
There is a whole lot of differences between retaliation and defending oneself. Christians are admonished not to retaliate, but are not told not to defend themselves. Wisdom is a principal thing, but that is lacking in the attitude of christians today. You don't kill in a time of peace, but in war, it is different ball game. That is the stupidity that the muslims are capitalizing upon. Ladies and gentlemen, we are in war!!!!! You don't follow peace with all men in the time of war. No wonder the bible says that the children of this world are wiser than the children of God. Will I see a snake that want to bite me and allow it? Will a man come against me with a matchet and i will allow him to matchet me? Christians need wisdom to survive in this time and age.
A simple case study in the bible, Joab killed Abner, and while David was mourning him he questioned how Abner allowed himself to be killed when his two hands were not tied.
.. Pple like u are d ones dat make me believe there are still Nigerians endowed with great wisdom. Ur kind of objectivity and frankness is rare. I doff my hat for u man.
Christianity EtcRe: Inciteful Statement: Bishop David Oyedepo Must Be Called To Order by Absoj(m): 8:06pm On Jan 13, 2017
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Chedas:
then u ar a slowpoke. You xtians ar fuckin hypocrites. U copy Ea-Zeus (Healin Zeus=Jesus) only wen it is convenient. U ascribe all powers in d universe to him and yet one of ea-zeus charlatans was caught on camera instigatin his mindless zombies to cause anarchy! A spiritually powerful group neednt retarlate with physical violence, they ask the very elements (iron, earth) dez perpetrators use to turn against dem! And it will be so! But i forget...xtians ar spiritually bankrupt! All they knw hw to do best is make noise, collect tithes and threaten with fire!
. shocked shocked sombori here is about to declare a jihad .
Christianity EtcRe: Kukah: I’ve Never Been As Unsure About The Future Of This Country As I Am Now by Absoj(m): 11:00am On Jan 13, 2017
XXLDICK:
yes, I agreed to it
I mean the Bishop said d truth. I looked beyond his weakness and agreed with him on sorry state of our country. I live in d north and shuttles in between d core parts of same north and av seen more than my mouth can say. Only God can decide dis country's fate bro
Christianity EtcRe: Kukah: I’ve Never Been As Unsure About The Future Of This Country As I Am Now by Absoj(m): 10:47am On Jan 13, 2017
XXLDICK:
Kukah, Jonathan's lapdog. You hated Buhari from the start so whatever your position is, I see it as sentimental

Nigeria should separate politics from religionhuh

Why didn't you separate religion from politics when you used your altar as a platform for Jonathan's campaign.

Though the things you said are right but it only makes you a fucking hypocrite and a damn bigot
...But its d glaring truth.
Christianity EtcRe: Kukah: I’ve Never Been As Unsure About The Future Of This Country As I Am Now by Absoj(m): 10:44am On Jan 13, 2017
tete7000:
Can you quote what he said or what he did that make him Jonathan lapdog. If he has turned his altar to Jonathan campaign ground, can use publish one homily he delivered that sounded like campaign for Jonathan or you shut your dirty and nonsensical mouth forever. He doesn't believe in Buhari, is there a sin in that or has he not been vindicated that most of the promises are charade and elusive? Has Buhari delivered his electoral promises? Prove him wrong. Idiotic zombie.
Felt relieved to see dat there are Well meaning and pple with high acumen like u. ..100000000 gbosa for u as I doff my hat at d same time.
Christianity EtcRe: Oyedepo Commands Followers To Kill Suspected Terrorists - 2015 by Absoj(m): 12:51am On Jan 13, 2017
Amen
Car TalkRe: 10 Tips To Prevent A Pot Hole Disaster by Absoj(m): 4:22pm On Jan 12, 2017
femi4:
I love potholes especially the bounce that it gives when I have a busty passenger
grin grin grin ferry fery kwarrapt guy grin
Car TalkRe: Rav4 2004 Oil Pressure Indicator Flickers When Engine Is Hot, Pls Help!!! by Absoj(m): 4:15pm On Jan 12, 2017
If its wat I'm thinking, it shouldn't be more than a failing oil pump.
CrimeRe: Soldier Batters Prison Imam In Osun As Ta’awun Crises Get Messier by Absoj(m): 2:02pm On Jan 03, 2017
CplusJason:
The
soldier whipped him just twice.
Then, the Imam started recording what happened with his phone
and he was prevented from
recording it. The soldier was not
the one that attacked the imam.
We were also surprised to see
blood coming out from his nose.








Lol, Nigeria Army and lies ehn.... grin
Ah na Nigeria army talk DAT one? Abi na d imam. So army take lie for via? Biko look thru again.
Car TalkRe: Wats Your Take On This Car??? by Absoj(m): 2:28pm On Dec 28, 2016
Are u talking abt d plate number?
Car TalkRe: Honda Pilot Or Toyota Highlander by Absoj(m): 12:03pm On Dec 28, 2016
Pilot is better. More performance oriented and a reliable 4wd. Not like d awd in highlander.
PoliticsRe: Workers' Day: Osun Workers Slam Aregbesola Over Half Salary by Absoj(m): 12:38pm On May 02, 2016
Lets ask him if the governor himself collects half salary.
PoliticsRe: Troop Foils Boko Haram Attack On Military And Civilians (photos) by Absoj(m): 4:28pm On May 01, 2016
Lovetinz:
This is what we need for Close Air Support.
where is the fuel? grin grin grin
Car TalkRe: ML320 vs ML500 Which is better? by Absoj(m): 2:38pm On Apr 30, 2016
castroevans:
I would prefer u go for the ml320 as it has proven to be strong and reliable. With this current fuel crisis, I think you will be doing yourself a whole lot of good if u go for the 320. Forget the 3 row seat in the Ml500, u can add a plastic chair to ur 320 (hehehehe)
grin grin plastic chair grin grin kai Naija pple!
AutosRe: Camry -2002 Vs Honda Accord- 2003 Which Is Beta? by Absoj(m): 2:01pm On Apr 23, 2016
MissMercedes:
Go for Toyota. It's more durable
...and start feeling sleepy while driving.
RomanceRe: Should I Still Keep Faith In Marrying Her? by Absoj(m): 1:48pm On Apr 23, 2016
Love comes in different shapes and sizes. love goes beyond size.
PoliticsRe: Sadique Baba Abubakar's Cars Airlifted In Bauchi State. Photos by Absoj(m): 11:33am On Apr 23, 2016
hopeforcharles:
Embezzlement of the highest order, cars and bike that can ride on the road and save task payers money here u are using it for frivolities, Smh, have u seen the president airlift his car? They even airlifted bike oh gawd, where did we go wrong as Nigerians? Do u know how much aviation fuel cost? I insist this man be investigated.
Is the car his personal car? have u also considered the associated risk involve din riding d bike and car by road? and consider the fuel to distance ratio? The airforce is a bit conservative by using a stone to kill 2 birds. Admin flight could also be a utility flight probably where u convey all pending accoutrements awaiting movement to a place-personnel inclusive...unlike our senators who profligate in spending.
Car TalkRe: What Is Your Driving Strenght In Hours? by Absoj(m): 11:22pm On Apr 19, 2016
Zaria - to - Okitipupa (ondo state). Had a 30 mins rest in Lokoja, proceeded to Akure,rest for 15 mins and straight to Okitipupa...av done same severally.
TravelRe: Driver Jumps Out Of His Burning Jeep In Cameroon (Photos) by Absoj(m): 1:51pm On Apr 15, 2016
it boils down to the kind of fuel in circulation.
Car TalkRe: What Is With Honda Cars And Their Tyres That Always Cave In. by Absoj(m): 10:34am On Apr 15, 2016
thunder74:
You hear "ke ke ke ke ke" when turning.
grin ;DNaija pple I hail ooo. we knw how to present it better when it comes to sound ..koi koi koi, gramm,gram gram, ke ke ke ke, pakuru pakuru... cant say it all
Car TalkRe: What Is With Honda Cars And Their Tyres That Always Cave In. by Absoj(m): 10:21am On Apr 15, 2016
ogaontop:
What Is Honda huh
grin grin Honda is a name of any person, animal, place or thing. grin

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