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TravelRe: Which Nigerian City Can Road Traffic Be As Discipline As This? (PHOTOS) by Absoj(m): 11:09am On Jun 15, 2019
Army barracks grin
SportsRe: Reyes Was Travelling At Over 220kmph Before His Car Crashed- Police by Absoj(m): 10:24am On Jun 05, 2019
Lincoln275:
He was on 220kmph? That was much oooo
...and some people still dey do am for Benin- Ore road.
See life.
SportsRe: Mohammed Salah's Daughter Dressing: Muslim Man Angry by Absoj(m): 10:07am On Jun 05, 2019
chivera018:
Not all Muslims kill people, there are lots of good ones, so don't generalize.
I have Muslim friends and they are not bad undecided undecided
True talk . Most of my friends in Lag, Ogun are muslims they are very kind and not as conservative as generally thought....except for some up north that I doubt if our friendship is sincere ...they take things too personal and won't even eat common Xmas rice sef.
FamilyRe: My Wife Starves Me Of Sex by Absoj(m): 4:16pm On Jun 01, 2019
imitateMe:
I don't blame you. You probably menstruate 20 days a month. Fish brain
grin grin funny guy. No vex Abeg. It may be coming from a young inexperienced/unmarried one.
FamilyRe: My Wife Starves Me Of Sex by Absoj(m): 4:10pm On Jun 01, 2019
zeb04:
Very married.
Then Pls I beg u. Keep the fire burning by meeting 'his' demand for sex as his loving partner. Even a man who is a kind a saint can loose it when he is pushed beyond the bar.
Talking of loyalty. Pls understand that two wrongs does not make a right. If a man cheats and his woman follows suit, then nothing changes but regrets and loss of dignity in d end. It will only give the man more impetus as he will detest every moment ever spent with his woman prior to marriage. He will NEVER look back. The kids will certainly sense it faster especially when it involves their mum. Heaven forbids such events lingers alongside their growth, then imagine the end. A time will come when all these would matter no more , ull only be concerned with having peace and seeing ur kids excel. Where then would be the place of an unfaithful father of those kids?
BusinessRe: Huawei Cuts Technical Meetings With US Contacts,send US Workers Home by Absoj(m): 6:18am On Jun 01, 2019
Netanyahu1:
They have loads of evidence, they just won't show you. Chinese spying is been going on for years , there has just been no U.S. President with enough balls to stand up to China until now. Do you know that Google don't operate in China for years now ? They said its for security reasons. China steals trade secrets, it's no news.
Of course China steals trade secrets and Tech too. Get to China and see a lot of cloned western products even vehicles are not spared. I once saw a look alike of range rover In China.
AutosRe: 2007 Honda Civic. Full Option. First Body.. TOKS. SOLD by Absoj(m): 7:12pm On May 31, 2019
amSTARboy:
Toks
I still don't see the beauty and strength in Toyota corolla that triggers the rush. This civic surpasses that corolla in every way...even safety wise and aestethics too. It's gud to drive and feel both.
Truly if u know u know.
Car TalkRe: Can You Advice Your Brother To Buy BMW 325i 2003? by Absoj(m): 7:03pm On May 23, 2019
alphaNomega:
When you get the BMW be sure to take it to good BMW mechanics ONLY and not just anybody or else one day you will wake up by 3am, go outside naked and swear for somebody will clutching your preek.
grin grin grin u funny die Abeg.
BMW is good but if u give the wrong mechs. Ur health will suffer bcoz it can deprive one of peace and could be unforgiving when abused. U buy BMW with ur heart while u buy a corolla with ur head. BMW is for those passionate abt driving and performance while corolla is for those who can't spare a time for extra commitment(car wise).
Car TalkRe: Gear Shift Problem, Please Help I'm Spending Too Much On It by Absoj(m): 6:56pm On May 23, 2019
This honda! Upon say na. I'm we still dey manage..me just go change gear to manual so dat my mind go rest...dat one na me sha
FamilyRe: Man Reveals How He Dealt With His Son For Mocking Someone by Absoj(m): 6:52pm On May 23, 2019
ibietela2:
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
Omaseooo
PoliticsRe: FG Orders Weapons, Ammunition From Slovakia by Absoj(m): 2:04pm On May 21, 2019
Nbote:
Oga U don't use Arms and ammunitions to fight psychological warfare.. Psych ops isn't fought with weapons but superior thinking and mind games
Agreed bro. Even the publicity itself on the intended acquisition of arms is another part of psyops. But to an extent ull need weapons for a a decoy and some feint operations.
Christianity EtcRe: Gunmen ECWA Church In Kaduna, One Killed, Others Abducted by Absoj(m): 2:54pm On May 20, 2019
Proffdada:
12:30 midnight. I thought there was a curfew? They themselves get mind.
Which curfew?
AgricultureRe: How Do You Overcome The Fear Of Terrorists Herdmen As A Farmer by Absoj(m): 4:35pm On May 19, 2019
1Sharon:
Why bother with any of these when you can use curses to destroy your assailants?
grin grin
RomanceRe: I Caught My Fiancée Cheating by Absoj(m): 1:04am On May 19, 2019
Snoobor:
Bossman, swear with holy bible 1st that all thru ur stay in the Netherlands u didn't cheat on her too. Don't be greedy bro. She's a good girl. Pls grab her and don't go far away again without her!
shocked good girl? Bros. In my own opinion, she is not. A good girl will not condescend to that level of breaking trust.
PoliticsRe: Wike Berates Army GOC During Security Briefing In Rivers State (Photos) by Absoj(m): 12:10am On May 18, 2019
Carlyscales:
Is like ur ears are working in reversed biased modehuh
Chai grin grin u get temper bros. Reversed biases wetin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Wike Berates Army GOC During Security Briefing In Rivers State (Photos) by Absoj(m): 12:09am On May 18, 2019
id911:
It's like na night school u go iswear. A governor is the CEO of a state and every person in such state is subordinate to him while every other person is subodinate to the President
Agreed bro, but not the military. The military is answerable to the C- in -C.
Foreign AffairsRe: Dubai Police Officers Sharing Refreshments To Road Users Stuck In Traffic - PICS by Absoj(m): 7:27pm On May 14, 2019
currentperson:
it cant happen for nigeria
Na so...you'll rather see the opposite
AutosRe: SOLD SOLD SOLD!!! Pristine Dodge Durango 2005 SUV For Quick Sale At N700k Only. by Absoj(m): 12:05pm On May 13, 2019
Engine pics pls
PoliticsRe: ISIS Claims Responsibility For Killing Of 11 Soldiers In Borno by Absoj(m): 11:33am On May 13, 2019
fk001:
No Isis in Nigeria maybe ISWAP





Where are our gorrila fighters that we used to sent them to Liberia for peace keeping mission?
Dem don retire na. Having expended their service years.
Car TalkRe: Honda Civic 1998 Model. by Absoj(m): 7:39pm On May 12, 2019
Sensor. It's common with hondas especially when shafts are removed. .
RomanceRe: My Experience With A Married Woman. by Absoj(m): 1:33pm On May 09, 2019
JejeNaija:
I want to share this story so that we guys should know that we can always resist temptation if we decide to because just few minutes or hours of fun can change your life and your home for good.

I took a bus from Lagos going to Asaba for a business and the bus with filled with really matured guys and ladies. As we proceeded in the smooth journey there was a beautiful and very good looking lady who sat beside me. There were two guys who were just gisting anyhow and showing themselves so everyone already knew they were car dealers. If they see some certain cars zoom pass they started talking of the time they went to deliver such car to heaven and earth (you know how Igbo guys boast sha lol).
Well at a point I think a lady called one of them on phone and that's how gist changed to sex and stuffs like that, before you know everybody inside the bus joined the gist both guys and ladies. I didn't say anything at first so I was just laughing at some things they said and I observed the Lady beside me would always laugh and either hit me or fall on my body somehow but I just overlooked it all and tried to enjoy the gist and the trip. At a point she started asking why am not saying anything or if I don't have a girlfriend or wife and then I told her I was married and she also told me she was married and it didn't mean I can't join the gist. I just told her I prefer to listen and laugh than talk so she kept smiling.
Getting to Ore we came down and because normally I don't like eating when travelling just to avoid stories of running stomach and begging driver to stop on the road, I decided to just buy a little suya and had a drink. At this point trust me I had no single thought of that lady in my head and from no where this lady just approached me and sat with me while we were waiting for the bus to load and move. We then started talking normally and got to properly introduce ourselves. Being that she stated she was married and I too had made it clear to her I felt a little comfortable that this won't go pass normal talk and as soon as we get to Asaba its all history. She was into wedding planning and wedding accessories so she said she was going to deliver a wedding gown to her client in Asaba. I also told her I was going to inspect a property for my client who wanted to buy and I will be staying for just two days. She said she will be leaving back to Lagos the next day. Then she asked where I will be staying and I told her I was given direction to a hotel I could lodge and she told me she was lodging in a better hotel which is also affordable and I can lodge there too being that she always lodge there when she goes to Asaba she knows the place is very safe and comfortable. Having the whole she is a married woman idea in my head, I accepted to lodge in the hotel since now she has made me understand that the place is okay compared to the one I was given which I didn't know what to expect when I get there.

Long story short, we took off from ore and almost through out the rest of the journey the lady and I never had any conversion again as she spent most part of the remaining journey sleeping. Arriving at Asaba we got a taxi that took us both to the hotel and I think her room had already been settled so it was just me. She then told them to show me the rooms first and she followed us to see the room and it was nice so I said I was taking it for two nights.
Now knowing she knows my room I became very uncomfortable but I just had to be a little smart and vigilant in case of anything. I later went out to inspect the property and being that am a very adventurous person I decided to go somewhere to chill out after I finished the inspection. I stayed there till a little late like 10pm and headed back to the hotel. Getting to the hotel I decided to relax somewhere at the pool bar till about 12am or so before heading to my room to sleep so all these while I had not seen this lady but my mind was telling me its possible she came to check on me but I was around. I slept very very well oooo until about 6am I heard a knock on my door ooo. Like if my mind just knew it must be this lady I quickly wore a short and singlet then opened the door and behold it was this lady. Thinking that she even just came to say goodbye because she was meant to leave that day according to her, I was shocked she wasn't dressed like who was ready to travel. So I asked her and she said she had to stay an extra day and in my mind I was like yawa don gas be this. I did all I could to be calm and mature about everything so she showed me pictures of her husband and two beautiful kids. No this is why I feel sorry for young ladies who go to marry old men just for money. This lady is so damn pretty and fresh it I had know doubt this lady is loaded so when I saw her pictures I already knew her husband being a very wealthy man would definitely be spoiling her with money. I then asked her why she didn't use a flight instead and she said she is not even sure if the Asaba airport is even functioning lol... That one really cracked me up and just like play she just said she felt like getting a little naughty and do something crazy. I was like how do you mean and the next thing this lady just grabbed me and started kissing me. At first I felt lost and was flowing with the kiss when the spirit of my wife came all the way from Lagos to give me one dirty slap. As in instantly my head reset and I came back to my senses that this is totally so so wrong. I had to stop her in a very cool manner and told her it's quite early and I have to go finish up my inspection then when I get back I think it will be so nice to go really naughty with her. I told her I guess that would be our own little secret and she was happy to hear that. So I took her number I told her I would call when I return.

My dear friends, immediately she left I jejely went to take a shower, packed my bag and baggages, deleted her number, checked out the hotel and off I went to another hotel. Stayed two extra days so that by mistake we will not meet in the park for any reason. Up till date we have never crossed path again and sometimes I the thought of it come to my head I would just laugh it off. But then I thought about it, what if I had fallen for the temptation, imagine she gave me a better sex than my wife, that would have affected me in some ways that sometimes I might be making love to my wife and seeing this woman's face and body.

My good friends, I can confidently tell you that resisting temptation is absolutely something you can control with your head and your heart. Do not destroy very good things ahead of you just for a short moment of pleasure.

Think Fast.
You are man. A true man and a God fearing one.
CrimeRe: Meet The Lagos Police Command's Dog, As It Undergoes Training by Absoj(m): 8:47pm On May 07, 2019
grin ;no be ekuke ooo.
Amuocha:
Dog wey dey chop shiit grin
CrimeRe: Indian Man On Crutches Nabbed With Drugs Inside His Leg In Saudi Arabia (Pics) by Absoj(m): 4:21pm On May 05, 2019
[quote author=SenorFax post=78122914]Wa seere omo iya mi.
Ori e wa ni be pupoju
Osuba lotun Osuba losi
Ni bo ni o wa lati ijo yi ti mo ti n da rin irin ajo Nairalandii?? [/quote
Characters grin
CrimeRe: Indian Man On Crutches Nabbed With Drugs Inside His Leg In Saudi Arabia (Pics) by Absoj(m): 4:13pm On May 05, 2019
SenorFax:
Eleyi tun ga o

E dakun kiloruko arakunrin yii

Ara n fun mi pe awon olori pelebe yi tun re.

Atunse
Arakunrin naa kii se olori pelebe grin
grin grin grin . Oga fun e oo. Oburu sha. . Osi tun Daju.
FamilyRe: Pretty Annateshia Omotolani And Her Long Hair In New Photoshoot by Absoj(m): 5:15am On Apr 25, 2019
Hintona:
Wo my own pass that one na
Sha am older


Modified: If you like say it's not longer than that pretty lil girl's own up there na your headache
Am sure the hair on your head is not longer than my armpit hair
You're beautiful... U need not pre-empt peoples opinion about ur endowment.
FamilyRe: Pretty Annateshia Omotolani And Her Long Hair In New Photoshoot by Absoj(m): 5:15am On Apr 25, 2019
Hintona:
Wo my own pass that one na
Sha am older


Modified: If you like say it's not longer than that pretty lil girl's own up there na your headache
Am sure the hair on your head is not longer than my armpit hair
You're beautiful... U need not pre-empt peoples opinion about ur endowment. There are people out there who still appreciate good things.
Car TalkRe: My Car Speed Reduces Whenever I Switch On The AC by Absoj(m): 2:31am On Apr 03, 2019
Bjornson01:
Hyundai Accent 2008 right? grin grin dude that car came with a meagerly 110 grass eating ponies from the factory at 6000 rpm, and with Nigerian use I doubt if the engine can still give out 75 Hp, I'll advice you get a modern car with at least 2 litres of engine displacement if you want to be enjoying AC all the time.
Every engine whether small or big has its commensurate compressor that fits its capacity. U cannot put a Toyota hiace bus compressor in a Toyota corolla .
Car TalkRe: My Car Speed Reduces Whenever I Switch On The AC by Absoj(m): 2:30am On Apr 03, 2019
Bjornson01:
Hyundai Accent 2008 right? grin grin dude that car came with a meagerly 110 grass eating ponies from the factory at 6000 rpm, and with Nigerian use I doubt if the engine can still give out 75 Hp, I'll advice you get a modern car with at least 2 litres of engine displacement if you want to be enjoying AC all the time.
Every engine whether small or big has its commensurate compressor that fits its capacity. U cannot put a Toyota hiace bus compressor in a Toyota corolla .
Car TalkRe: My Car Speed Reduces Whenever I Switch On The AC by Absoj(m): 2:20am On Apr 03, 2019
Denikayan:
Change your tires
Lolssssss. Woos wobi grin u are the next level mechanic. grin
CrimeRe: Soldier Dismissed For Raping 14-Year-Old Internally Displaced Person In Borno by Absoj(m): 2:06am On Apr 03, 2019
Ikeboboafri:
A Nigerian soldier who was tried by the Theatre Command Special Court Martial sitting in Maiduguri, Borno State, has been dismissed for raping and assaulting a 14-year-old female internally displaced person (IDP).The soldier who was dismissed for raping and assaulting a 14-year-old female IDP was identified as flight lieutenant Martins Owerrem, and he was charged with three counts of disobedience to standing order, assault, and defilement.

President of the Court, Major General Yakubu Auta who delivered judgement on Tuesday, April 2, 2019, disclosed that the accused testified that he slapped, dragged and inserted his finger into the private parts of the victim. He ruled;

"In view of this, the honourable court is convinced that the accused person defiled the girl. On count three, the accused testified that he slapped and dragged the victim, and also confessed that he inserted his finger into her private parts."The finding of this honourable court clearly shows that you are guilty on counts 1 and 3, but on the second count charge, the court finds you not guilty."


https://unclesuru.com/2019/04/02/soldier-dismissed-for-raping-and-assaulting-14-year-old-female-idp/
What has 'soldier' got to do with Flt Lt. Get ur facts straight and communicate right. The Air force isn't the Army.
CrimeRe: Soldier Seen Beating A Man Who Told Him He’s The Next In Line At An ATM Booth by Absoj(m): 7:32am On Mar 31, 2019
Made4naijaceo:
Soldier seen beating a man who told him he’s the next in line at an ATM booth in #Ipaja, Lagos


The man was simply trying to tell the soldier that he was behind the next person to withdraw then soldier beat him up

hmm what type of country is this pls all these happened today at the access bank ATM stand in ipaja alimosho lagos

Watch Video

source :

https://www.made4naija.com/soldier-seen-beating-a-man-who-told-him-hes-the-next-in-line-at-an-atm-booth/
Bloggers as usual whipping up pple's emotions. May I ask if u were at this 'particular' scene?
CrimeRe: Nigerian Soldier Rescues Success, Homeless Girl Who Lost Parents To Boko Haram by Absoj(m): 12:38pm On Mar 26, 2019
kinibigdeal:
This news is old now. It happened in the East. I think Ebonyi state shocked
Nope North East.

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