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Romance / Re: "I Had Sex With Everybody I Wanted To Now It’s Time To Get Married" - Girl by Absoj(m): 1:10pm On Aug 28
TOPCRUISE:
It’s not her fault. I blame those useless stupid men who marry girls like her by defending her position with arguments that her past does not matter thereby encouraging ladies to continue spreading their legs to all kinds of men in different alternate and corresponding angles before getting married.
And at the end, men who have vowed to stay celibate till marriage will end up marrying a serial cum depot. Yet will be dancing their hearts out on wedding day as if they won a jackpot
Serial cum depot got me cracking grin grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: The Moment A Guard Collapsed At The Lying In State Of Queen Elizabeth II by Absoj(m): 12:40pm On Sep 15, 2022
;Dim telling you
NotKnown:
I'd it's in Nigeria now, we'll say her spirit slapped him grin
Politics / Re: Dozens Of Bandits Neutralized, Camps Destroyed By Air Strikes In Kaduna by Absoj(m): 4:11am On Nov 04, 2021
Samfloxin:
What if there were civilians in their camp
Inside the forest?
Romance / Re: Can You Marry The Last Person You Had Sex With? by Absoj(m): 8:58pm On Aug 22, 2021
Megatron77:
Your own go serious
LMFAO grin
Education / Re: Isn't This Too Much For A Nursery 1 Pupil?(picture Attached) by Absoj(m): 4:04pm On Aug 18, 2021
grin grin grin
HUSTLER001:
After one idiot would come and advice us to get married even when we are not bouyant. Nonsense!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Inspects New Russian Fighter Jet Unveiled At Air Show by Absoj(m): 10:49am On Jul 21, 2021
Theunbothered:


The F-35 is very good at crashing and killing it's pilots by cutting off their oxygen.
...for example?
Romance / Re: How And When Did You Realize That Your Girlfriend Loved You For Real? by Absoj(m): 3:31pm On Jul 17, 2021
grin grin
Debra911:

We're just one out of 1million grin
Politics / Re: Usifo Ataga's Murder: Inside The Neighbourhood Of Suspect, Chidinma Ojukwu by Absoj(m): 8:19am On Jun 26, 2021
Omihanifa:
That girl is finished because as it stands now she's going to be charged for murder and the punishment too is that she's going to spend the rest of her life
behind bars (section 320 criminal code)


I doubt that. With a good defense and plea....she won't.
Politics / Re: Governor Godwin Obaseki's Official Car Sank On A Road In Edo State! (Pictures) by Absoj(m): 2:35pm On Jun 19, 2021
officialwdhtv:
EDO STATE GOVERNOR GODWIN OBASEKI OFFICIAL CAR SANK IN A ROAD IN EDO STATE!
Inexperienced drivers who are not off-road experts
Politics / Re: Fact-Check: Did Two Persons Fly Out Of Crashed Aircraft Conveying Attahiru? by Absoj(m): 9:26am On May 23, 2021
IYANGBALI:
Breaking: President Buhari appoints Maj. Gen Haanatu of Nigerian Army Armoured Corps as a successor of Late Lt Gen Attahiru.
Una don start. That's Maj General sarhams picture naa. Was he not the GOC in 6 div back den?
Foreign Affairs / Re: The Banner On A Ship Carrying Jewish Refugees To Palestine In 1947 by Absoj(m): 11:48pm On May 16, 2021
Againstlies:
Is isreal only a Jews country in history, most of the Muslim countries are Jews people conquered by Muslims and forcely converted to Islam.


Even Egypt is The majority of Christians which belong to the Coptic Orthodox Church,
Iran are Persian and they were never a muslims countries in history, Muslims conquered them and forcefully converted them to Muslims..
Most of the Arab countries are Jews and christians and they are being forcely converted to Muslims, Muslims spread their religion with polygamy and violence..
I don't say what I don't know....
You can study more about history, even Nigeria is never a fulani country, fulanis muslim terrorist came to Nigeria conquered the Hausas and chased the Yoruba out from Nigeria to Benin republic..



That is an abridged history that at best date back to 1947. The original Palestinians are descendants of the Philistines and were largely Christians and not Arabs. Arabian intermixing came much later after the Muslim invasion and conquest of the region shortly after Mohammed's death. Most of the Jews left due to wars and persecution in the region. That Temple Mount where the Al-Aqsa Mosque was first built by Umar centuries after Jesus came, there existed the First Temple of the Jews as far back as 600BCE which is centuries before Jesus came. It was destroyed around 585BCE but the Second Temple was again built and later destroyed around 70BCE more than 600 years before Mohammed and the first Al-Aqsa mosque (Note that the Al-Aqsa mosque had been destroyed twice by earthquakes and the current mosque is not the original one). The Temple Mount is one of the holiest if not the holiest sites of Judaism and the act of Umar building a mosque there to convert it to an Islamic holy site centuries after the First Temple was built on same land is a recipe for an everlasting strife.

If the Jews were exiled from the land they have been for centuries because they would not accept Islam and their neighbours accepted Islam, does that give the right for the neighbours to claim the Jewish lands? And then say years later when the Jews are returning back to their original lands, that they, the neighbours assisted the Jews with their own lands? Please let your knowledge of history be deep so you know the facts.

Evilgenuis jessejo Gamesmart officialsaw01

You are one the most learned few I respect. I doff my hat.
Btw I read up the history too and discovered that ure not far from the truth. The Arabs and Palestinians who oppose the return of the Jews or regard them as usurpers are the true reflection of the average brainwashed terrorist who couldn't see beyond his nose. It's clear the Ottomans did a great damage to their memory by erasing history from their brains.

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Politics / Re: Strike: Total Blackout In Kaduna As TCN Knocks Off All 33KV Lines by Absoj(m): 11:36pm On May 16, 2021
What about our light bills? grin..so na voicemail be dat. ?
Politics / Re: Strike: Total Blackout In Kaduna As TCN Knocks Off All 33KV Lines by Absoj(m): 11:35pm On May 16, 2021
ivolt:

You guys make ridiculous promises and attack incumbent office holders for not paying enough.
Not until you are sworn in that you remember that some personnel cost is unsustainable.
You made a valid point there. U really hit the bull's eye.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel-gaza Violence: Israeli Ground Troops Attack Gaza Strip by Absoj(m): 11:13am On May 14, 2021
Antoeni:
Isreal Should Please Help Us Wipe Out Northern Nigeria
Kilode? As In what's wrong with you ?
Car Talk / Re: Bringing a Mercedes from Lagos to Calabar; and my tough ordeals! by Absoj(m): 11:22am On May 12, 2021
Carchoice:
Toyota clitoris? grin

Do you have conscience at all?
Toyota Clitoris grin grin grin.
Chai! Una get bad mouth I swear

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Flown To Mali By Blessing Liman, Nigeria’s First Female Military Pilot by Absoj(m): 9:22pm On May 10, 2021
miniziter:
You guys are confusing us with this first female everywhere. What did Tolu Arotile came first in?
Tolu is first female combat helicopter pilot...the gunships platforms etc

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Forcefully Converting Christians To Islam In Niger State (Fake Video) by Absoj(m): 6:42pm On May 02, 2021
Prof Ishaq Akin will not talk now Ooo.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Photos Of Missing Indonesia Submarine Lying At The Bottom Of Ocean by Absoj(m): 12:06am On Apr 26, 2021
venabili:


Water pressure can do that too.
On board explosion of ordnance, failed propulsion, damaged ballast tanks, etc. In all it's the safest in battle/ military operations and highly versatile. It's a tool that can be wield by a nation To project force against it's adversaries...an effective battle changer
Health / Re: Sights of Horrific Sicknesses And Diseases On Nigerian Roads by Absoj(m): 12:44pm On Apr 20, 2021
grin grin
luminouz:
Some are really suffering and need help. However,some are well, scams

One came to my school and was telling tales of woe and showed us pictures of gory stuffs and by God, did we donate. We donated and I spearheaded the donation efforts to other departments. I felt good that I had done something worthwhile.


Only to see him 2 hours later at one BUKA eating 2 plates of cowmeat and drinking beer. From a guy who said he was so fuqed up he takes liquid food using straws?

Damn
Politics / Re: Over 1 Million Jobs Will Be Provided From Digital Switch-Over – FG by Absoj(m): 4:38pm On Apr 18, 2021
grin grin im telling you.
Jayrockk:
This govt thinks we're still wearing Pampers

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Crime / Re: U.S Cop Fired For Pepper Spraying A Black US Army Lieutenant In Sickening Video by Absoj(m): 4:12pm On Apr 13, 2021
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Explorers:


You see passerby ehn? Na dem go collect pass.

People wey dey church/mosque jeje dey worship around the station sef fi collect.
Car Talk / Re: First Solar Powered Car Charging Station Is Up In Sokoto by Absoj(m): 5:03pm On Apr 08, 2021
So how many solar powered vehicles are there in Sokoto

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Politics / Re: Bandits Ambush Army Convoy In Benue, Cart Away N28 Million Cash And Weapons by Absoj(m): 4:42pm On Apr 08, 2021
ABCthings:
Is it that are arm forces are really weak or are all these things are intentional?
Hmm. Our political father's weakened it intentionally to have a field day commit their acts unchallenged.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: How The Ancient Egyptians Mummifed Their Dead For Afterlife In Steps (Graphic) by Absoj(m): 8:28am On Apr 05, 2021
CosmicPhoenix:
there's no historical or archeological evidence to show Rameses II was the biblical Pharaoh, I dare you to show us here.



The figure of Moses is well-known:
Yet, outside of biblical scripture, there is next to no evidence in the archaeological and historical record of Moses's existence. There is no exact time frame for when the events of Exodus may have occurred -- with scholarly conjecture spanning more than half a millennium. Nor do we know the identity of the villainous Pharaoh in the Bible, cast in films repeatedly as Ramesses II. That pharaoh is famed for his conquests and building projects. But in their digs and readings of inscriptions and papyrus, historians have found no trace of Moses under Ramesses's reign




They haven't dug well. If they have, they would have found it.
Politics / Re: Wreckage Of Missing NAF Alpha Jet 475 Found In Bama, Body Of Pilot Also Found by Absoj(m): 7:58am On Apr 05, 2021
Kobicove:


You have watched too many Hollywood films grin
Politics / Re: Wreckage Of Missing NAF Alpha Jet 475 Found In Bama, Body Of Pilot Also Found by Absoj(m): 7:57am On Apr 05, 2021
Monogamy:
Too bad

That crash is questionable.. Let assume the jet was faulty, the pilot should have known and eject before the jet would crash
Not always the case man. The Alpha jet is damn old and prone to lethal tech failures. Such failure might include issues with avonics and onboard/inflight explosion of ordnance (bombs)...so what time does the pilot have to think or decide? None at all bro.

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Hoists Flag In Marte, Borno State by Absoj(m): 11:10pm On Feb 20, 2021
Saao:
Not again but I saw somewhere earlier today when soldiers were jubilating for locating shakeu farm in sambisa Forest. Problem with our soldiers they will wait for them to attack instead of taking the fight to them. I think it's cowardice
Borno is such a vast land and the military effort has to be coordinated from diff points with varying results. So the resistance encountered in Dikwaa may be stronger than that of Sambisa
Politics / Re: Kano Bans Abduljabbar Kabara, Shuts His Mosque by Absoj(m): 4:32pm On Feb 04, 2021
Dpharisee:
North again, Sunni Vs Shiite religious political problem started since the day Prophet Muhammad died.
Seun should leave all stories from the North in the romance section.
I am getting tired of this country
Romance section...hahahahahaha grin grin

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Police Officers Are Seen As The Best In The World - IGP Adamu by Absoj(m): 5:46pm On Jan 26, 2021
Isokuso....dirty talk.
Romance / Re: Bilikisu Ali Is The 18-Year-Old Who Died During Sex In Yobe Governmet Lodge by Absoj(m): 6:18pm On Jan 14, 2021
zoedew:


Once stayed in a high brow multi storey Kaduna Hotel on a business visit to the city and saw a hijab totally covered figure smuggled through the fire escape into a room close to mine! I was aghast!
Bros all na coded o. North sweet wella

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