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Food › Re: Check Out This Mosquito Meat Made From 500,000 Mosquitoes (pics/video) by Absuchat(m):
grin
Did they drain the sucked blood before making the meat?
Make they no go turn person to Vampire oo
Family › Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by Absuchat(m): 4:01pm On Aug 29, 2023
Reason why my pestle is kept close to my pillow. Better skull smashing na wetin you for see collect for my hand
Family › Re: My Father Is Destroying My Brother And My Family!!! by Absuchat(m): 3:25pm On Aug 29, 2023
shocked
God save us from randy parents.

Indeed, if the foundation is faulty what can the righteous do?
Crime › Re: Police Disrupt Gay Wedding In Delta State, Arrest 100 Suspects by Absuchat(m): 10:26am On Aug 29, 2023
oluwasegun007:
Very good....

The Dj, caterers, event planners and even the guests should be arrested.
Everything at the venue should be in police cell by now... The plate oo, cake oo, chairs... Infact the hotel should be the cell
Crime › Re: Ogun Police Arrest 116 Suspected Cultists by Absuchat(m): 2:31pm On Aug 28, 2023
illicit:
Hmmmm yeah

Something like that, cultists mostly kill cultists tho

In some other places in Nigeria tho, it's millitants and terrorists, some even butcher, cook and eat people. shocked
Yes... And some sell a complete human head for less than 25k. In otherwords, a goat head is worth more than their heads
Crime › Re: Ogun Police Arrest 116 Suspected Cultists by Absuchat(m): 1:20pm On Aug 28, 2023
Seems every family in Yoruba land has at least one cultist
Politics › Re: FG Discovers Illegal Crude Oil Connection In Abia by Absuchat(m): 1:16pm On Aug 28, 2023
Mccullum:
So, you don't know the different between illegal connection of oil pipes and oil exploration?

is Abia State among oil producing state in Nigeria? the answer is no. for oil pipe to pass through one

state, it doesn't turn such state to oil producing state. NDI ALA INDEED grin
May nothing good come to you and your generation if Abia state is among the oil producing states.... I say a big Amen to that
Crime › Re: Mob Beats Robbery Suspect With Toy Gun To Death In Lagos by Absuchat(m): 8:50am On Aug 28, 2023
grin
Now the uselex agbadorians can't even afford a real gun. Soon it's "knockout" they will be using for the profession
Politics › Re: Gov. Soludo Shows Off His Basketball Skills In Rwanda by Absuchat(m): 2:23pm On Aug 27, 2023
He is lucky the other one didn't point him
Sports › Re: Breaking: Super Falcons Coach Randy Waldrum Has Been Sacked by Absuchat(m): 10:47pm On Aug 25, 2023
grin
Tinubu and the crooks he took to Abuja are .... If you know you know
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Luton (3 - 0) On 25th August 2023 by Absuchat(m): 10:45pm On Aug 25, 2023
phemmyfour:
lonely at the top....lonely lonely lonely.

Trophy on our mind....trophy, trophy, trophy
Una no go like Goldberg? grin grin grin
Travel › Re: Avoid Wakanow Like Plague by Absuchat(m): 5:57am On Aug 23, 2023
Whose is not fraudulent in Nigeria now? Individuals, businesses and government are all scammers
Politics › Re: Breaking News: Take Isese Festival Elsewhere, Police Warns Yoruba Traditionalist by Absuchat(m): 10:53pm On Aug 14, 2023
Taylor90:
Who owns Kwara then
Fulani owns kwara... Please don't ask again
Education › Re: Awa'aji Zanna Graduates With FIRST CLASS From Indian University by Absuchat(m): 4:37pm On Aug 11, 2023
Now the northerners are gradually taking over second position from the Yorubas when it comes to brilliancy... But way behind Igbos
Education › Re: Jamb’s Top Performer, Kamsiyochukwu Gets 8 A’s, 1 B In WAEC by Absuchat(m): 10:44am On Aug 10, 2023
Igbos are always on top
Health › Re: Do I Have Herpes? by Absuchat(m): 5:06pm On Aug 09, 2023
AdiNike:
I had the unprotected sex before i got married. I got married last month but my wife has been pregnant but we are not living together. We just started living together last month.
I have similar issue... Though not after having sexual intercourse... It started after i visited a friend and used his toilet... So i think it's a toilet infection. I haven't taken it serious though. It's been appearing and disappearing in my genital region for more than 2 years now
Health › Re: Do I Have Herpes? by Absuchat(m): 5:02pm On Aug 09, 2023
Emmanuel30a:
C# or what...?...
Please explain & plain it to me/for me and... I am listening to the news transcript...I will be there in a jiffy or in about a jiffy...
Oparí grin
Health › Re: Do I Have Herpes? by Absuchat(m): 4:59pm On Aug 09, 2023
beleanlabels:
Please, I'm having the same issues too. I need help with name of drugs I can get. Rashes full my body since I had unprotected sex last week.
Oboy
Health › Re: Do I Have Herpes? by Absuchat(m): 4:58pm On Aug 09, 2023
Emmanuel30a:
See or look at teeth/tooth... Come and be my doctor... Come.. let me make you my doctor... You want to talk about "my penis..."? My penis or joysticks,etc; isn't for aunty Eunice,etc; that are from/in Nice, OG Nice or Venice...,etc... Are you my niece...,or did you want to be my niece or Mrs...? Did you know the indice or indices...? Freeze... don't sneeze... Now, you want to hear or be hearing and listening to remix/my mix and remixes...? Sneeze, first be my niece, Miss & or Mrs... Eyin re toda bi eyin eni toti je ewa oloyin, ewa aganyin ati eyin-awon ara Iseyin ati ara Adekunle Alayin... Se oti fo eyin re... Oya fe eyin re je kinwo... ...oole wa remi leyin...oole soju mi...debi koseeyin mi...
How will you now have a cure?
Health › Re: Do I Have Herpes? by Absuchat(m): 4:56pm On Aug 09, 2023
Emmanuel30a:
Get out of here... hope your penis would soon cut...or caught naught and fraught haught... holocaust harlot idiot bigot holocaust harlot adult slut,etc; that has maggots inside his or her butt, uterus and anus,etc... What you shouldn't nut... is what you said/would said that, you would nut or wants to nut... Are you bolt and nut...? Are you kolanut, groundnuts, coconut or peanut,etc...? Have you tried and or tied the knot,etc; before you...? To tries and ties the knot,etc; before you begins to"not&not" all the dots in/with an harlot or before you begins a/the "not not"...,etc; with an holocaust harlot adult slut idiot bigot,etc; is a not nut...? You are eager to connects or not not the dots...? See you see this kolanut...!... So, you are such a kolanut...! "You can not not ties the knot"...?... You are nut...!... Are you nut or you wants to be a millionaire...?... The COMING... or THE SECOND COMING of GOD and of THE LORD JESUS CHRIST,ETC; is/are NEAR-VERY NEAR...
Which programming language is this?
Similar to C# grin
Crime › Re: Lagos Police Arrest Trader For Trafficking Drugs With 10-year-old Niece by Absuchat(m): 2:53pm On Aug 09, 2023
shocked
When did we get here?
Politics › Re: Niger Republic: A Word Of Caution To The Dogs Of War" ~ Femi Fani-kayode by Absuchat(m): 7:39am On Aug 09, 2023
hakeem4:
I don’t support the use of force. But I want those military leaders out of power. Military guys aren’t intelligent enough to rule a nation.
Obasanjo and Buhari nko?
Politics › Re: Obidients On Nairaland And Other Platforms, You All Are Not Serious by Absuchat(m): 8:01am On Aug 08, 2023
Curse777:
Your type is the reason people call Obidient movement Obidiotsz

What has unemployment got to do with this thread if you apply common sense
Get a job nitwit.... It's 8 am and you are already foo1ing yourself on nairaland.
Obidiotsz > Ebolans
Politics › Re: Obidients On Nairaland And Other Platforms, You All Are Not Serious by Absuchat(m): 7:33am On Aug 08, 2023
Your type is the reason why Nigeria tops in unemployment rate worldwide

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