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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Dotun Popoola Creates 'Dog And Chicken' From Scrap Materials (Photos) by Absuchat(m): 10:34am On May 13, 2018
divicoded:
Kiddo
Go play with sand
I would rather play with your balls in the sand....yansh hole
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Dotun Popoola Creates 'Dog And Chicken' From Scrap Materials (Photos) by Absuchat(m): 10:33am On May 13, 2018
divicoded:
Sorry where is Llamadi Cownu? In the belly of the fish you say? grin
But at least you know his name,don't you,dead or alive,he is better than anyone in your lineage
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye: Those Attacking Me On Internet Would Be Sent Out Of This Country by Absuchat(m):
Please i want to be the first that will leave this shithole country,sad enough, the scammer doesn't tell us the country they will be sending us to,but i pray it will be an European country.

Has this comment by him not underscored the points his critics are making?

Yoruba people and scam....nawa o
Politics › Re: Sheikh AbdulRaheem Aduanigba Chief Imam Yoruba Of Ilorin Alleges Threats To Life by Absuchat(m): 10:26am On May 13, 2018
Strikethem:
Wowwww, so America is neutral now hehehe, thought you people have been wailing how American army carried gun to kill your people in support of Nigeria cheesy. And we are appreciating them, hehehehe. So they are neutral now cos they just busted you people lies
You should hide your face in shame,imagine the Fulanis have started screwing you already even without a war starting in your own land(sorry, your lost land),after all the sabotage you guys did as a result of your legendary cowardice. The fact remains that emancipation of the Yoruba can only take place here on nairaland,any action outside here,will lead to total wipe out of that useless tribe.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Dotun Popoola Creates 'Dog And Chicken' From Scrap Materials (Photos) by Absuchat(m): 8:52am On May 13, 2018
divicoded:
Go and sell gala little flatronn grin
How about you abandon selling agbo to doing something meaningful.
That shit has really rendered most of you guys impotent.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Dotun Popoola Creates 'Dog And Chicken' From Scrap Materials (Photos) by Absuchat(m): 8:50am On May 13, 2018
divicoded:
Stop crying
I know say he pain You! Any energised transformer around your house?

Do the needful quickly
Hahahaha.....we know those that are always "pained" by good news na.
That is how it has always been,name one thing the west produce in Nigeria, and you guys will become dumb.
You kept calling the northerners parasites in Nigeria, whereas you folks are actually the real parasites.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Dotun Popoola Creates 'Dog And Chicken' From Scrap Materials (Photos) by Absuchat(m): 6:59am On May 13, 2018
Thesia:
When is citizens being refer as first class and second class....

This country tire me ohh...

Any way shaa the art was superb...
The art is a wasted effort.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Dotun Popoola Creates 'Dog And Chicken' From Scrap Materials (Photos) by Absuchat(m): 6:57am On May 13, 2018
Thesia:
grin grin grin

Hahaha, as u said import, not like Nigeria will ever make genuine product, stupid Shithole country... Nigeria
But TSTV,INNOSON and so many products are 100% naija made.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Dotun Popoola Creates 'Dog And Chicken' From Scrap Materials (Photos) by Absuchat(m): 6:53am On May 13, 2018
Thesia:
When is citizens being refer as first class and second class....

This country tire me ohh...

Any way shaa the art was superb....
Don't mind the foool,who even want to be a first class citizen in a shithole country?
Politics › Re: Snail Seller Meets Governor Akeredolu, Her Customer (Photos) by Absuchat(m): 10:39pm On May 12, 2018
Now he will use civil servants' salaries to show her love. Smh
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Dotun Popoola Creates 'Dog And Chicken' From Scrap Materials (Photos) by Absuchat(m): 10:36pm On May 12, 2018
yommen:
Afonja and Mediocrity IS ...!!! Simple English, you no fit speak! Who is fooling who now?
Is your English any better than his?
Take away pidgin English, and90% of yellowbar will not communicate.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Dotun Popoola Creates 'Dog And Chicken' From Scrap Materials (Photos) by Absuchat(m): 10:27pm On May 12, 2018
divicoded:
Really?

You call this mediocrity? I pity your entire generations because of your evil infested life.

Can you show us anything better than this from your lineage. Because of your hatred and stewpidity for other tribes other than you tribe, every other tribe is bad? That is why you will forever remain 2nd class citizens in Nigeria
I laugh at your outright stupidity. ....just like the artist and his mediocre products, you all are trash.
Wait a minute, you(a common Yoruba demon) called a full fledged igbo man "second -hand citizen" ? Hahahaha...once again i laugh at your foolishness, a tribe that everyone uses to achieve what they want.for instance, northerners use you to get to power,whereas Easterners use you to expand their market,and ypu fail to realize that you are irrelevant in this country.
Did i hear you ask him to show you what we can produce? Well i guess you are not serious with that question, however if you are,i guess INNOSON motors is the least i can say here.
Do you still need more?

But please,name one product you guys take to the market.....i Promise to buy you beer,if ypu can.
Anumanu
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests Another 14 Yahoo Boys In Lagos State. by Absuchat(m): 7:29pm On Apr 11, 2018
Afonja and crime are in blood covenant
Travel › Re: A Bus Plunged Into River Siyiabei, Kenya. 17 Passengers Dead (Photo) by Absuchat(m): 12:19am On Apr 11, 2018
Terminator1234g:
Greatest fellow Nigerians, President Muhammadu Buhari have put up the mandate to us to make Nigeria great again by declaring his intention for second term.
This man means we'll for Nigerians,
He entered office in 2015:
1. And since 2016,boko-haram became handicap to attack and other terrorist groups like ipob are now exterminated and their leader dead somewhere.
2. And now Looters are afraid of the name Nigeria.
3. And all is set for the payment of 5000 to all Nigerian youths.
4. And now bag of rice that was N22000 is N5000.
5. And now though dollar is high, it decreasing rate shows that in the next quarter of the year, 000.01 naira will be equal to 1 dollar and perhaps people have never been this rich in other regime compare to our great PMB regime.
6. Millions of employment everyday as those who were even sack are now getting more better jobs.
7. No strikes in our tertiary institutions again.
8. Great infrastructures now showing up every now and then both in the SS, SE, NE, NW, NC, SW... Just name it.
9. Improvement in public health care that even the president son and family are now attended to medically in Nigeria.
10. Nigeria is now written with integrity all over the world that if we can extend PMB tenure to 2023 and even add more years, a permanent seat in the UN is sure for us.
11. Industry are now working that we can now see self-driven cars on our highways.

Let support this man of change forever.
#ISaiBaba #ISaiChange
Written by an educated elite.....
sum all the digits this post, the answer is the number of people who have lost their lives in the hands of the Fulani herdsmen under this administration.
Crime › Re: Man Uses POS To Defraud Customers N1.2b (photo) by Absuchat(m): 12:50am On Mar 24, 2018
IgbosAreOsus:
Chai
Who unleashed the rabid dog again?? The frustrated osu morọn
Every great nation has a flag and a coat of arms... Please where is that of coward yellowba jade
Crime › Re: Man Uses POS To Defraud Customers N1.2b (photo) by Absuchat(m): 12:48am On Mar 24, 2018
IgbosAreOsus:
Frustrated Osu morọn
Please get a job and a life
Downtrodden jade I have a job and a good life, sad enough your existence is a function of my benevolence.... Don't let me change my mind and replace all the members of my staff that are JADE with Abokis in the north, cos I heard they have forsaken you all.

Jade ojoo
Crime › Re: Man Uses POS To Defraud Customers N1.2b (photo) by Absuchat(m): 12:35am On Mar 24, 2018
IgbosAreOsus:
Frustrated Osu o grin
Good for nothing jade..... I pity your tribe, but most importantly, I pity you
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: Pokello Nare Speaks On Cee-C And Tobi's Relationship by Absuchat(m): 12:33am On Mar 24, 2018
IgbosAreOsus:
Olóríbu
Ewu Biafra
Hahaha..... It's nice you can spell "Biafra" correctly, (giving reference to the first letter by capitalizing it).

Unlike the Yorubas that lacks entity.

How do you even spell that trash :
odua

odudua

Or

odey grin
Celebrities › Re: Ebuka Obi-Uchendu's Biggest Fear Is Driving Beside Container Trucks In Lagos by Absuchat(m): 12:29am On Mar 24, 2018
IgbosAreOsus:
Lol
This frustrated rabid dog is here again grin
Empty chest beater.
Frustrated Osu morọn

Ndi ara grin
Hahaha... We know Yoruba jade don't have chest, so permit me to call you "stomach beater" grin
If you aren't frustrated, you wouldn't abandon your good for nothing language to speak Igbo..... I understand your frustration and predicaments

Jade like you.
Crime › Re: Man Uses POS To Defraud Customers N1.2b (photo) by Absuchat(m): 11:07pm On Mar 23, 2018
GoroTango:
Are you somehow related to the flat headed crook?
Yes... Just like you are directly related to Ade lawyer.
Crime › Re: Man Uses POS To Defraud Customers N1.2b (photo) by Absuchat(m): 11:05pm On Mar 23, 2018
donsimo:
Learn how to make real money, you dey open mouth on top just 1 bill.
If you see the transactions I dey see. You go run mad be that.
U dey mind that fool?
Crime › Re: Man Uses POS To Defraud Customers N1.2b (photo) by Absuchat(m): 10:52pm On Mar 23, 2018
GoroTango:
Just take a look at his useless flat head
Does cone head have any useful one?

If not the v.p could have realized that he is not a "boy - boy" to Buhari
Crime › Re: Man Uses POS To Defraud Customers N1.2b (photo) by Absuchat(m): 10:50pm On Mar 23, 2018
IgbosAreOsus:
Frustrated Osu o grin
Permanent jade...... I pity your existence
Celebrities › Re: Ebuka Obi-Uchendu's Biggest Fear Is Driving Beside Container Trucks In Lagos by Absuchat(m): 10:43pm On Mar 23, 2018
IgbosAreOsus:
Wu he epp



Then he should goan drive in his landlocked erotion mud region angry







angry
Hahaha a landlocked area is better than an area with a seaport that serves people who came from the landlocked area. Having said that, can you force him back to his area? Even that fool called ambode cannot do it, cos Lagos is no man's Land(you can kill yourself).

Please go back to primary school and learn the right spelling of "erotion"

Smelly coward
Osu slave
Crime › Re: Horror!!!!!!!!:police Find 54 Human Hands In A River by Absuchat(m): 10:38pm On Mar 23, 2018
IgbosAreOsus:
Lol
You have turned yourself into a laughing stock.
All our messengers are OSUs
Hahaha...... Slave can never beget a slave, you guys are born - slaves. You serve the hausa/fulani in politics, then serve igbos in commerce. I felt pity for your tribe few years back, but now..... I don't care about their existence
Crime › Re: Man Uses POS To Defraud Customers N1.2b (photo) by Absuchat(m): 10:35pm On Mar 23, 2018
IgbosAreOsus:
1.2 Billz


Is that possible shocked

OSU kweunu

OSU amaka

I hail thee
Cc Absuchat
Hahaha, earlier I told you that we are professionals in everything we do, so am not surprised. If it had been those dirty things in the west, the topic could have read "man stole a neighbor's goat"

Cowards
Crime › Re: Horror!!!!!!!!:police Find 54 Human Hands In A River by Absuchat(m): 10:29pm On Mar 23, 2018
IgbosAreOsus:
Osu pig
Hahaha, is that the best you can do?

You see why I told you that skullminers rejected your skull?..... Simply because it's empty.


We are Osu and we are pigs, and we employ you to work in our establishments.... Does that mean you work for pigs?

Hahaha......
Education › Re: Adelakun Adenike, University Of Ibadan Best Graduating Pharmacy Student by Absuchat(m): 10:25pm On Mar 23, 2018
IgbosAreOsus:
Lol Typed you a demented osu dolt like you.
Proudly Osu, teaching you the lesson of your life here. I don't say anything that doesn't have proof. Unlike animals of your type that generate and propagate fallacy.
Osu slave
Crime › Re: Horror!!!!!!!!:police Find 54 Human Hands In A River by Absuchat(m): 10:22pm On Mar 23, 2018
IgbosAreOsus:
I won't give any attention again until you take your medications.

You demented dolt.
It's still early to run away,

Dirty thing
Education › Re: Adelakun Adenike, University Of Ibadan Best Graduating Pharmacy Student by Absuchat(m): 10:21pm On Mar 23, 2018
IgbosAreOsus:
Lol What a retar.d
Please prove what you said about tb Joshua
Shows how demented you are.
So tell me, why will you not win the "biggest fool" award?

Crime › Re: Horror!!!!!!!!:police Find 54 Human Hands In A River by Absuchat(m): 10:16pm On Mar 23, 2018
IgbosAreOsus:
This rabid dog's chain has been let loose again angry
Hahaha... Is it "dog" that you were able to come up with? My friend, among all the fools in the west, you are their fool

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