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Health › Re: Baby With 4 Hands And 3 Legs Born In Zaria, Kaduna (Photos) by Absuchat(m): 12:52pm On Mar 03, 2018
Karma is paying every tribe that contributed in the food blockade against biafrans during the Civil War.

Karma is using herdsmen to repay the stupid afonjas appropriately.

And for the South South States (e.g Rivers State ) that also played active role against the igbos during the Civil War, cultism, is the reward they have gotten.
Crime › Re: Togolese Baby Factory Operator Arrested In Lagos, 3 Kids Recovered (Photo) by Absuchat(m): 12:44pm On Mar 03, 2018
Mandrake007:
I'm igbo but I thought 'baby factory' was a south eastern thing?
You wish to be igbo, but you can't, you know why?
"if wishes are horses, afonjas will ride".

You can never be one of us... At least we don't accept dirty idiots.
Literature › Re: Mention One Book You'll Read Over And Over Again by Absuchat(m): 8:49pm On Mar 02, 2018
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Introduction to JavaScript


Java exposed


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Artificial intelligence for beginners


Electronics for electronics students


Machine designing


Automobile engineering for students
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Nairaland General › Re: Pastor Prince Winner Involved In Accident On Kaduna Road (Photos) by Absuchat(m): 11:24am On Feb 27, 2018
Recklessness at its peak
Crime › Re: Lagos Police Parade Suspected Killers Of Late Corps Official, Monsuru Bolaji, Ot by Absuchat(m): 11:22am On Feb 27, 2018
The more they are caught, the more they commit
Celebrities › Re: Damilola Adegbite: My Bum Bum Tears Everything I Put On by Absuchat(m): 10:52am On Feb 27, 2018
Your mates are doing exploits, and you are here wasting your time on stinky, nyash that has stretched mark all over it like Google map.

Politics › Re: 2019: We Must Unite For Challenges Ahead - PMB Tells APC Members.. by Absuchat(m): 10:49am On Feb 27, 2018
Anytime I see the pictures of Buhari and osibanjo, am consoled for the suffering we the masses are facing.

We starve, they lean.
We suffer, yet fresher than them.
We are not happy, yet healthier than them.
Family › Re: Father Names His Newborn Baby After President Buhari In Bauchi (Photo) by Absuchat(m): 10:32am On Feb 27, 2018
Wait ooo

Baba don reincarnate while still alive, or should I say while partially dead?

Crime › Re: Arm Robber Attacks Police Station In Niger state, Carted Away Guns by Absuchat(m): 10:18am On Feb 27, 2018
Nigeria is on the verge of collapse

****MODIFIED ******

After three years on Nairaland, I finally hit ftc

Crime › Banker that diverted customers N700million arrested by the EFCC by Absuchat(op):
Ayi, a banker, is accused of allegedly diverting the sum of N700million from his customers' accounts
The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) Lagos Zonal Office, on Monday, February 26, 2018, arraigned one Nsa Ayi before Justice Mojisola Dada of the State High Court sitting in Ikeja, Lagos on an 11-count charge bordering on fraudulent false accounting to the tune of N700, 000, 000.00 (Seven Hundred Million Naira), an offence contrary to Section 335(a) of the Criminal Law of Lagos State of Nigeria, 2011.
The defendant, a former Relationship Officer, Coronation Merchant Bank, allegedly connived with unknown parties to move funds using customers’ electronic instructions meant for investment in the Federal Government of Nigeria (FGN) Bonds, Treasury Bills and Fixed Deposits.
The defendant was also said to have altered instructions and falsified signatures of customers to transfer money into various accounts outside the bank.
The money was allegedly transferred in tranches into the defendant’s Guaranty Trust Bank account No. 0001600855 as well as his Zenith Bank account No. 1002771899.

One of the counts reads:
“That you, Nsa Ayi, on or about 4th day of February, 2015, being an employee of Coronation Merchant Bank, in Lagos within the Lagos Judicial Division with intent to defraud, falsified account No. 1990000158 belonging to African Alliance Insurance Plc in possession of your employer by debiting the said account to the tune of N172, 076, 712.33, using an instruction which you purported to have been issued by the said African Alliance Insurance Plc.”
Another count reads: “That you, Nsa Ayi, on or about 13th day of January, 2014, being an employee of Coronation Merchant Bank, in Lagos within the Lagos Judicial Division with intent to defraud, falsified account No. 2990001176 belonging to Ogunjemiyo E. Mascot in possession of your employer by debiting the said account to the tune of N4, 277, 000.00, using an instruction which you purported to have been issued by Ogunjemiyo E. Mascot.”
He however, pleaded not guilty when the charge was read to him.
In view of his plea, the prosecution counsel, Nnemeka Omewa, asked the court for a trial date and also prayed the court to remand the defendant in prison custody.
The defence counsel, B.A. Ayeni, informed the court of a pending application for bail on behalf of his client.
However, in his response, the prosecution counsel, Omewa, opposed the bail application, saying that “he is a flight-risk who had plans to relocate with his entire family to the United States of America last year, if not for the timely response in arresting him by the EFCC.”
Omewa further informed the court that there was no document showing that the defendant’s son was critically ill to warrant him being flown abroad for treatment.



“My Lord, the defendant’s health is very much okay, as he was well fed in the EFCC custody,” the prosecution counsel added.
After listening to both parties, Justice Dada ruled that if the defendant’s son was truly ill and needed medical treatment abroad, the defendant should not be pleading with the court to allow him travel out with his entire family only to treat his son.
“I, therefore, conclude that the defendant is a flight-risk as put before the court by the prosecution.
“There is no guarantee of him coming back to Nigeria, if he had travelled out with his family, despite booking for return tickets,” Justice Dada held.
Consequently, Justice Dada adjourned the case to March 6, 26, 29 and April 16 and 27, 2018 for commencement of trial and remanded the defendant in Kirikiri prison pending the hearing of his bail applicatio
Education › Re: Public And Private University Students Battle On Twitter For Supremacyy by Absuchat(m): 9:26pm On Feb 25, 2018
You can imagine the level of ignorant and mental slow we as a people are.
Wait a minute, we actually flood the social medium (obviously built by a school drop-out) to showcase our stupidity? This is so embarrassing.
What is the difference between a private university and a public university graduate in Nigeria? Obviously nothing for as long as am concern, both are products of an expired education system as practiced in Nigeria.
We have a lot of civil, mechanical, electrical engineers, yet no single engineering project can be said to be executed in the country (except of course the mediocre type of projects)
A country in which computer science students are only thought how to use a particular software like Microsoft office, and at most web designing.
He that knows that he is naked and is ashamed of his unclothedness has hope of wearing clothes someday, however he that is naked and is proud of it doesn't have hope at all.
Politics › Re: Shehu Shagari Celebrates His 93rd Birthday Today by Absuchat(m): 11:03am On Feb 25, 2018
Happy birthday to you sir..... I hope you are preparing to take over power from Buhari in 2023? Cos there is no other suitable candidate for the presidential position in Nigeria.
Long live Shehu shagari.
Long live Nigeria.
Shehu shagari 2023 for president
Family › Re: Help Us Find Missing Bimbo Adewoye!!!! N100,000 Reward For Information (Photo) by Absuchat(m): 10:52am On Feb 25, 2018
thesicilian:
Even in saner climes the last caller would still be the first part of call to begin the investigation as to his whereabouts.
No.... The first part of call in the course of investigation is obviously the person /people he was last seen with.
Family › Re: Help Us Find Missing Bimbo Adewoye!!!! N100,000 Reward For Information (Photo) by Absuchat(m): 10:10am On Feb 25, 2018
Chances are there that he never got to the caller before been abducted. also, he may have been abducted after meeting with the caller.

I noticed how everyone is pointing accusing fingers on the caller here on nairaland, this is one of the reasons why the Nigeria prison is full of convicted innocent people, who proper investigation could have lead to their exoneration.
We however dwell in a society where deductive reasoning reigns Supreme, even on the side of the police force.

I wish him safe return as soon as possible.
But in case he doesn't make it, and his last caller knows nothing about it... I wish him (the caller fair trial).
Crime › Re: 40-Year-Old Man Commits Suicide At His Backyard In Enugu State. Graphic Photos by Absuchat(m): 9:29am On Feb 25, 2018
Why will you commit suicide when you know that you will still die?
This is uncalled for.
I will rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Crime › Re: Footballer, Chidubem Ezeagu Murdered In Imo, Lured Out By Friend (Graphic Pics) by Absuchat(m): 10:57pm On Feb 24, 2018
emmykendo:
Bifran why una too bad
anyhow rest in peace
@gonetoosoon
Why interfering in our business, Nigerian?

Oh I see... You are jobless just every other Yoruba fool.
But I will advise you to go offer your balls to your skull miner brothers willing cos it seems it's the only good thing in you.
Crime › Re: Footballer, Chidubem Ezeagu Murdered In Imo, Lured Out By Friend (Graphic Pics) by Absuchat(m): 10:53pm On Feb 24, 2018
heendrix:
RIP boy next time u happen to be alive run away from igbo friends like you'd run from monkey pox only 5% of them are humans
And he should befriend Yoruba skull miner?
Onye iberibe

Don't go and proffer solution to the everyday ritual killing that is capable of wiping out the entire Yoruba land.
Crime › Re: Two Cultists Nabbed On Their Way To Wreck Havoc In Port-Harcourt University.PICS by Absuchat(m): 10:46pm On Feb 24, 2018
hollah123:
d only advice I will give u is to misbehave to a small boy in ss or se then u will understand, am sure u av not seen anything u just want to put mouth into issues here because it's a faceless forum when a 16 year old boy seeking admission will rubbish the idea of an experience manager when the topic is about business.i promise I won't reply u again no matter what u type
Thanks for quitting when you know that it's the best alternative.
However I need you to explain this statement you put up there "u just want to put mouth into issues here because it's a faceless forum when a 16 year old boy seeking admission will rubbish the idea of an experience manager when the topic is about business"
I promise to let you be if you explain it.
Crime › Re: Two Cultists Nabbed On Their Way To Wreck Havoc In Port-Harcourt University.PICS by Absuchat(m):
neduedu:
what do you mean by " this is the reason why port Harcourt will hardly become a big city. " Pls mention one big city in Nigeria where this things don't happen and also mention one country in d world where criminals don't operate. Mind you, am not in support of there actions and they deserve to face d law but Pls reduce d way u talk bad about a city
Why bother yourself about what a marginal human being says about a city?
What does he know about a city? Don't you know that he belongs to the tribe that hardly leaves their place of birth till they die but relies on Igbos to come and develop them and their lands?
Crime › Re: Two Cultists Nabbed On Their Way To Wreck Havoc In Port-Harcourt University.PICS by Absuchat(m): 10:35pm On Feb 24, 2018
TerrorSquad147:
my friend, I'm not what you think I am, I'm sure you're a cultist for you to relate my moniker to the illegal activities you people do
If truly you are not what your moniker says, then those guys are not cultists /criminals because of the guns they have. Talking about being a cultist, yes am one, but of course the type that your brother Soyinka is.
Crime › Re: Two Cultists Nabbed On Their Way To Wreck Havoc In Port-Harcourt University.PICS by Absuchat(m): 10:32pm On Feb 24, 2018
hollah123:
u have a warped mentality, leave social media n go out dere to make enquiries about how things happen. there's more to life than what u see on social media
Why now are you advising me to leave social media and go make real-life enquiries whereas social media has been the platform via which every mental retarded fellow makes analysis of something that has no data backup whatsoever.
Mr. Straight mentality
Crime › Re: Two Cultists Nabbed On Their Way To Wreck Havoc In Port-Harcourt University.PICS by Absuchat(m): 9:55pm On Feb 24, 2018
TerrorSquad147:
you must be hurt by the truth
No, rather am hurt by your moniker.
A kettle calling a pot black
Crime › Re: Two Cultists Nabbed On Their Way To Wreck Havoc In Port-Harcourt University.PICS by Absuchat(m): 7:39pm On Feb 24, 2018
TerrorSquad147:
you're right my brother, when I was living in owerri they were so proud being cultists, it was a thing of joy to them.
Where do you live now, sir?
I guess heaven, cos if they are actually cultists and are proud to flaunt it, then you must have been killed by now, unless you are one yourself.
Crime › Re: Two Cultists Nabbed On Their Way To Wreck Havoc In Port-Harcourt University.PICS by Absuchat(m): 7:36pm On Feb 24, 2018
hollah123:
the main cultist there are from south south n south east. let me give u two instances, I remember in school my roommate then told me his father said if he couldn't read n enter a south west university he should forget about going to school cos he can't allow him to go to school in south east n south south. another one is that when I was serving my fellow Corp member from south south told me that of u see 4 boys from se or ss 3 of them are cultists n i have confirmed d two n am more convinced that it's true
The worse thing that can happen to a man is to have an illiterate father (in regards to your friend),
But if you dwell in the company of fools, then your case is more critical than cancer
Crime › Re: Two Cultists Nabbed On Their Way To Wreck Havoc In Port-Harcourt University.PICS by Absuchat(m): 7:32pm On Feb 24, 2018
captainbell:
I hope someday the south south and south east people will realise that cultism doesn't pay. Most south south guys starting from Ekpoma, Benin (Edo) to Sapele, warri, Asaba (Delta) to PH, Bayesla etc are cultist and to make matter worst they even boast openly about being a cultist. I could remember when I was serving in Anambra , those PH corp members openly boast of either being a member of Vikings, buccaneer or Alora, they see it has been normal. I hope this two will rot in the ugliest part of PH prison.... Awon omo ale jatijati
Why mentioning southeast, whereas you know you are not gonna say anything about them in regards to this.?

Ask yourself this question,
Is tribalism not worse than cultism?

One love though
Education › Re: Nigerian Universities Compared With Football Clubs, The Result Is Amazing by Absuchat(m): 6:41pm On Feb 24, 2018
writerights:
That was the vice president of Nigeria, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo (GCON) addressing Lead City university graduants.

https://www.nairaland.com/4180712/vp-yemi-osinbajo-prosperity-greatness
Ok.... I see
Education › Re: Nigerian Universities Compared With Football Clubs, The Result Is Amazing by Absuchat(m): 5:14pm On Feb 24, 2018
writerights:
Guy, better get a life for yourself, the other day, the vice president recognised Seun in his speech. Now who recognises your father?
Vice president of which country?
Education › Re: Nigerian Universities Compared With Football Clubs, The Result Is Amazing by Absuchat(m): 5:13pm On Feb 24, 2018
ELKHALIFAISIS:
he will remain a tribal local
E-warrior... Linda ikeji is going places but can we say the same with faceless Oluwaseun Osewa
Absolutely no!

I have already gotten tired of the whole bullshit on the forum.

A forum full of false stories.
Ethnicity,
Favoritism in the part of the moderators,

Just to mention but a few.

I will soon disable my account here.
Education › Re: Nigerian Universities Compared With Football Clubs, The Result Is Amazing by Absuchat(m): 12:41pm On Feb 24, 2018
ELKHALIFAISIS:
I notice it... his forum will remain tribal forum, they can insult ur tribe and the useless Mods will never try to ban them, but if u mistakenly mention yoru not to even think of finishing the remaining letters, guy nah 1yr ban u go collect
What else do you expect? He created a forum to aid tribalism in Nigeria.
Christianity Etc › Re: "Dead Pastor, Anderson Chinenye, Back To Life At The Mortuary" - Facebook User by Absuchat(m): 10:28pm On Feb 22, 2018
Honestagbons:
God is great
I used that company yesterday to travel from Lagos to Abuja sef... God is Good motors, quite expensive

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