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Education › Re: Adelakun Adenike, University Of Ibadan Best Graduating Pharmacy Student by Absuchat(m): 10:13pm On Mar 23, 2018

IgbosAreOsus:
Are you serious
The chief skullminers... A case of big fat black kettle calling a tiny pot black.

Your brother reverend kings is still I custody.

If you want to bag a doctorate in skull mining technology, your best institution will be OKIJA SHRINE.

Hahaha... I guess that is where baddoo that nearly wiped out the entire west also started?

I repeat myself, all the good skulls in the west have been "mined", the rest are just marginal skulls.

You have diverted again to mention "rev. Kings"
that set his members ablaze.... And you forgot to mention TB Joshua that used more than 20 members of his church for ritual (whose case is still in curt).

Keep migrating from topic to topic, am here, am not going anywhere soon.

Crime › Re: Horror!!!!!!!!:police Find 54 Human Hands In A River by Absuchat(m): 10:08pm On Mar 23, 2018

IgbosAreOsus:
OSU people
The chief skullminers
Ogun and Osun miners are learners
OSU kweunu
OSU amaka

Find a better name than Osu,
If you actually have not realized that "Osu" is a compliment.
Dirty thing

Education › Re: Adelakun Adenike, University Of Ibadan Best Graduating Pharmacy Student by Absuchat(m): 10:02pm On Mar 23, 2018

IgbosAreOsus:
All Hail the conqueror
Frustrated Osu.

The deveRoper of the universe

Bloody criminals what a shame

And once again, you have nailed yourself, we are "criminals" (that's we hunt for material things right?).Good.

How about those whose profession is nothing but skull mining? (I however wonder what your head is still doing on your neck, anyway, if it's actually a "good" head, it could have been "mined" years back.... So enjoy your empty skull).

We are the developers (proud ones at that)... And we will keep been developers for years to come. So go bury your ass

Education › Re: Adelakun Adenike, University Of Ibadan Best Graduating Pharmacy Student by Absuchat(m): 9:51pm On Mar 23, 2018

IgbosAreOsus:

I can't believe that I have been engaging with a frustrated dolt.
You're wasting your time trying to vindicate your clans of all their miseries.
You OSU will remain bitter and frustrated if you don't stop hating on the yorubas who are way way ahead of you.
Person pass you don pass u be dat

Hahaha...... I doubt if you actually know the meaning of the word "Osu"..... If you do, you will respect it the way you respect your pastors and alfas, that's a topic for another day anyway (however, am a proud Osu, so go hang yourself).

Talking about being "bitter" I laugh at your madness, now let me explain to you what bitterness means....

Someone came to your region and conqured it (given lesser opportunity than you), few years time he buys up your lands, erects houses and you are made his tenant. As if that was not enough, he prevented your children from gaining admission into higher institutions (not by crook, but by high level of intelligence). He did not stop there, he went ahead to dominate all the commercial activities in the state, ranging from gala selling at traffic jams to having shopping malls all over your area. Now he is also in the legislative arm of your government (not by appointment, but elected).I hope you now know what bitterness is, the causes and the people guilty of it?

I think I agree with your last statement "person pass you don pass u be that", however, next time put it this way "Igbos pass Yorubas, nothing can change it"

Good night puppy

Education › Re: Adelakun Adenike, University Of Ibadan Best Graduating Pharmacy Student by Absuchat(m): 9:32pm On Mar 23, 2018

IgbosAreOsus:
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What a retárd.

Even a dead Fashola is better than all the OSU governors dead or alive.
Can you even compare Theodore orji with Adeleke?

Even with all the federal allocations, you osus still dwell in a landlocked erotion shithole.

There you go again, I thought you guys don't like "migration" why then are you jumping from one topic to another?

I can't believe I am wasting my time with an ignorant bastard here.

Fashola is a living - dead as we all know, and he is as irrelevant as you are in Nigeria.

Wait a minute, you assume that we can use allocation to create seas or oceans? My friend you are a highly placed idiot. But on the other hand, what has the seaports in the west actually brought to you guys, I urge you to take a day or two to visit those ports and see for yourself that it's still igbos (your greatest nightmare) that are still running virtually everything over there.

If erosion is the only disaster in the east, then traffic jam, bad government, slavery are some among other disasters you people face. Meanwhile, name one state that has suffered an erosion disaster in the east.

Education › Re: Adelakun Adenike, University Of Ibadan Best Graduating Pharmacy Student by Absuchat(m): 8:53pm On Mar 23, 2018

IgbosAreOsus:
Lol
What a morọn
World Index even rated anambra the dirtiest place in Africa two years ago (Google is your friend)
That shows how 'clean' you osus are

Children of hate
Instead of them to criticize their miserable rogue leaders (okorocha, Theodore orji etc) for better governance, the fools will be transferring their frustration to the yorubas who are way way ahead of them and Buhari who does not even give a fùck about their 5 % population
FÙCKing losers

See a capital fool migrating from topic to topic like an unstable slowpoke we know people from the west as.

I thought we are still talking about intellect? Now you have raised the environmental and political issues too to further nail yourself.

If anambra is a dirty state (as your private Google says) two years ago, who is topping the list now? (Lagos of course).

The worse politician in the east is obviously better than the best politician in the west, quote me anywhere, are we gonna start with the "used and dumped" fashola or the "dancing" adeleke who is completely ignorant of his duties as a senator?

You and your people think by calling us 5% it makes you 95%,now here is a little arithmetic for you, the north claimed to gave Buhari 93%of the total vote he got, now subtract 93 % from the 95% total vote he got, the answer is what your dirty tribe is. Animals

Education › Re: Adelakun Adenike, University Of Ibadan Best Graduating Pharmacy Student by Absuchat(m): 8:29pm On Mar 23, 2018

IgbosAreOsus:
Hateful bitter OSU pigs everywhere
Frustration will kill you prematurely.
That girl is smarter than all the OSUS in your UNN. Kiss the truth.

Osus can only be professionals when it comes to crime.

Lol..... Irony of life is when a fool from the dirtiest tribe in the world calls someone from one of the neatest tribes in the world "pig".

Talking about "frustration" I know you are "frustration" personified.,because you compared an average achiever to genius.

Like you rightfully said, we are professionals in everything we do (that includes crime), that's why idiots like you are always afraid of us.

Crime › Re: Mopol And Thugs Clash In Lagere, Ile-Ife, Osun. One Dead, Many Injured by Absuchat(m): 8:21pm On Mar 23, 2018

But Osun is a dirty state, is it that they don't have a governor or their governor is an slowpoke too?

O=organization

S=skull

U=union of

N=Nigeria

Education › Re: Adelakun Adenike, University Of Ibadan Best Graduating Pharmacy Student by Absuchat(m): 8:13pm On Mar 23, 2018

IgbosAreOsus:
Osu people won't like this news

You must be extremely mad to make such comment. We all know that U. I is in the west, come to Unn and see how people who are more brilliant and of course more beautiful than that bitch up there bags first class in more relevant professions.
Meanwhile I still doubt the news.

Crime › Re: Nigerian Man "Toluwani" Schooling In Canada Declared Missing By Family. by Absuchat(m): 1:27pm On Mar 23, 2018

They will find him, but if this had happened in Osun, I will have adviced the family to be looking for his neck down, cos his head might have been "mined" by now

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Politics › Re: Truckload Of Soldiers Present As Fulanis Hold Peace Meeting In Kogi State.Photos by Absuchat(m): 12:40pm On Mar 23, 2018

Bethor:
Kabba is the Yoruba speaking part of Kogi State and that's where the truce meeting was held.

When they ask you people to be<b> coming to class</b> during lectures..you people would refuse and by the time you even manage to enter class..nah back you go sit down dey make noise...how can you understand the geography and diversity in your own country...?

Pls try and take geography and history lesson again.....

Peace..!!

Did you learn the location of Kabba in
Physics

Biology

Chemistry

Or

Mathematics?

Music/Radio › Re: List 5 Songs That Are Always On Your Replay List by Absuchat(m): 5:44am On Mar 23, 2018*

Lucky dube =crazy world

Lucky dube =the one

Beyonce =you are my roc

Maroon 5=pay phone

Ed sheeren =Thinking out loud

Rcity =Locked away

Ne-Yo =Let me love you

Dj Kahli ft Justin Bieber, Quavo, Chance, Wayne =Am the one

John legend ft Ludacris =Tonight

Politics › Re: NneNne Iwuji-Eme Becomes Britain's First Black Female Ambassador by Absuchat(m): 5:32am On Mar 23, 2018

Does it mean that all Yorubas are dead, cos I can't find any of them here, tribalism will always eat them up.

Meanwhile, congratulations to my "nwanne nwanyi"
Igbo unu jisike na nhe obula unu naeme.

For haters, you have not seen anything yet.

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Warns Dapchi Parents To Marry Off Daughters After Dropping The Girls by Absuchat(m): 10:08pm On Mar 21, 2018

The strategy is simple, kidnap girls, infect them with hiv and free them... The rest is history

Politics › Re: Nigeria Needs Biafra Inventors Now –shittu by Absuchat(m): 7:53pm On Mar 21, 2018

Ritchiee:
lol...Are those residential houses the development you are talking about?

Oh I forgot, you guys don't live in houses, rather in the motor park.... Accept my apology

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Politics › Re: Nigeria Needs Biafra Inventors Now –shittu by Absuchat(m): 7:49pm On Mar 21, 2018

Guestlander:
I don't need to argue with you regarding the routing the Biafrans got at Ore. Ojukwu was so mad afterwards he executed the few sensible people he had around him.

Now you have diverted, we are not talking about the Nigeria - Biafra Civil War, let's leave it for another day.
the subject of discussion is "Did Biafra collapse within months into the Civil War and still went ahead to wipe the useless Nigerian army asses at Abagana, that lead to the food blockade"?

Stop migrating from topic to topic as I know you guys don't know how to "migrate"

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Politics › Re: Nigeria Needs Biafra Inventors Now –shittu by Absuchat(m): 7:42pm On Mar 21, 2018

felifeli:
You don't INVENT cutlass and Dane gun, you just ask one brainless blacksmith to make it for you, understand ? I am sure you still don't understand so o will leave you alone.
By the way this Nairaland on which you the prehistoric monkey are having argument with me was made by a Yoruba man. So shut up or we will close you account
First university in Nigeria was in Ibadan
First Television in Africa was in Ibadan
First 20+ building in Nigeria was in Ibadan
First University teaching hospital in Nigeria was in Ibadan

I will stop here because you are not worth wasting time on. Oh I forgot Ibadan is near Enugu and na Igbo people develop Ibadan.
Monkey come chop banana

Hahaha... You see why I said you are foolish?
you made mention of nairaland.com... Now we go into ICT,
I use LIB as much as I use nairaland.com, that doesn't mean anything, blogs, forums and websites are nothing right now as anyone can stay in his house and build it..... You should be talking about things like TSTV, INNOSON, ETRANZACT ETC.

Talking about university of Ibadan (although founded by the British) igbos still dominate Yorubas such that the fools kept screaming "marginalization"
What is in it to be the first to have first TV station that has gone obsolete today?

Like you know we are not competing in any way, that's why you guys poo in your pants any time an igbo is employed in any establishment you work, or igbo starts a business in which you are into, because obviously you know the next thing will be him overtaking you.

I feel your pain but most importantly, I feel your fears.

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Politics › Re: Nigeria Needs Biafra Inventors Now –shittu by Absuchat(m): 4:40pm On Mar 21, 2018

Guestlander:
You Biafrans are just pathetic liars. Who was asking for Odua republic in 1967? You can't tell a simple truth to save your blokos.
Biafra soldiers led by the only thinking commander they had, colonel Banjo, a Yoruba man!
Something surely happened between trying to capture Lagos and your cowardly head of state seeking refuge in Ivory coast.
Can you be kind enough to buttress your argument by providing the Google links to these biafran war arsenals?

Hahaha... You finally admitted that Biafra almost captured Lagos, although by a scapegoat grin

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Celebrities › Re: Kcee Shares New Photos At The Gym by Absuchat(m): 4:38pm On Mar 21, 2018

Education › Re: Three Friends And Their Careers: The Grammatical Errors At Back Of A Story Book by Absuchat(m): 4:34pm On Mar 21, 2018

Follygunners:
"Anambra University" so? Na dem dem go dey boast say dem sabi pass SW..

Just Imagine...

I challenge you, correct the errors in the book if you are intelligent as you claim.

... Am waiting

Politics › Re: Nigeria Needs Biafra Inventors Now –shittu by Absuchat(m): 4:26pm On Mar 21, 2018

Guestlander:
The problem with biafran revisionists is that they are too dumb to realize that 1967 is not that long ago, almost everything that happened then could still be verified today.
Biafra collapsed within months, the rest of the war was just a slow grind to hunger and desperation.
You can take your fantasy stories somewhere else.
Just name two things invented by biafran inventors. Let us deal with facts and leave the rhetoric for another thread.

Hahaha.... Fools always coming up with funny stories every now and then......the Biafra collapsed within few months? No wonder you guys are not men enough to push for the odudua Republic you have always desired, because you people overestimate the Nigerian army.
Biafra soldiers that nearly captured the then capital of Nigeria (Lagos) collapsed within months?
my friend, I always know Yorubas as very foolish, but I think your foolishness is extraordinary.

You have Google at your disposal, use it to find out Biafra arsenal during the war (it's an assignment)

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Politics › Re: 12 Soldiers Killed In Doka, Kaduna Village by Absuchat(m): 4:18pm On Mar 21, 2018

Python should dance more na.... Someone should please play "one corner" for the army.

People underestimate the power of karma. I believe the number of people killed by the soldiers during the operation python dance has been equalized.

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Travel › Re: Lagos And Abuja Named Among The Worst Cities To Live In Africa, 2018 by Absuchat(m): 4:10pm On Mar 21, 2018

silastemplar:
nnam i dont know how to prove it but the much i have seen, no way on earth its one of the worst 15 cities in AFRICA not even the world

Politics › Re: Nigeria Needs Biafra Inventors Now –shittu by Absuchat(m): 4:09pm On Mar 21, 2018

Guestlander:
The myth of biafra technological achievements has been busted on this website many times. I think the minister has bought into the baseless biafra propaganda. What exactly were invented within the three short years the war lasted?
All we saw were some crude attempt at putting together some scrapped world war 1 equipment.
The minister should simply tell us what these phantom inventions were.

Crude attempt that almost won the war? My friend you are but foolish.

Within those 3 years, we invented what no one from your tribe has been able to invent from time immemorial.

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Politics › Re: Nigeria Needs Biafra Inventors Now –shittu by Absuchat(m): 4:06pm On Mar 21, 2018

Ritchiee:
Na mouth be development? All eastern states joined together are not as developed as Ibadan city only.Show your funny jammed up pictures of all your all enclave and none meets Ibadan only.You do not have a city in that your small enclave yet you think you are near the SW...lol. Give us something like this..

Funny enough, ibadan is regarded as the second most civilized city in the west with this level of underdevelopment,
let me show an image of Abia state, a state that was created in 1991 as compared to your Oyo that has been existing since 1976.If you are not an slowpoke as most of you are, you will judge yourself

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Politics › Re: Nigeria Needs Biafra Inventors Now –shittu by Absuchat(m): 3:49pm On Mar 21, 2018

felifeli:
You are a fool. People don't use Dane guns and cutlasses and kitchen bombs to fight war anymore. You are NOT North Koreans , you are Neanderthals .
Even Australopithecus get common sense pass you.

If den guns and cutlasses sustained and almost won the war for us then by now we could have been exporting weapons just like we export other finished products.
Now the question for you fool is... "what did your fathers achieve before they died? What can they be remembered for? What have you people ever invented entirely, since Yoruba tribe came into existence?"
If the answer to the question above is "nothing" then you will better be dead than alive, cos in life, you are either a solution to a problem or you are a problem yourself.

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Travel › Re: Lagos And Abuja Named Among The Worst Cities To Live In Africa, 2018 by Absuchat(m): 3:42pm On Mar 21, 2018

ConcernedNL:
Do you have to be obnoxious when making a point. cmon mahn.

He is a typical Nigerian, that is how we behave in a 21st century, yet we want to be taken seriously

Travel › Re: Lagos And Abuja Named Among The Worst Cities To Live In Africa, 2018 by Absuchat(m): 3:41pm On Mar 21, 2018

silastemplar:
No way on earth Abuja is one of the worst cities to live in Africa

Prove it?

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Travel › Re: Lagos And Abuja Named Among The Worst Cities To Live In Africa, 2018 by Absuchat(m): 3:40pm On Mar 21, 2018

misano:
Please tell me, what basic amenity does Lagos have that other states in Nigeria lack.

Nothing, Lagos is just an over hyped city. But the afonjas (because they are usually stationary) don't know that Lagos is fast becoming one of the worse cities in Nigeria, almost behind maidugiri

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Celebrities › Re: Chuks D General Photoshop Himself Into Buhari, Obasanjo, Gowon's Photo by Absuchat(m): 3:37pm On Mar 21, 2018

Height of idleness. But why did they relegate our Vp to behind?

This man should resign na.... I know he will make a better PA than VP

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Crime › Re: Student Impersonates Emir Sanusi, Demands N1.8m From Victims by Absuchat(m): 3:32pm On Mar 21, 2018

Why are the slow poke residing in the west not going tribalistic about this? Oh I forgot, it has to do with their masters, if it had been someone from the East, you could have seen them masturbating here.

Anyway, na them.... Abokis

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