₦airaland Forum

dadavivo:
Propaganda, why can't he make a video of himself telling us he's OK.

A FANTASTIC Wailer just identified.

Gbengais:
Space booked

it's time to purge Peter Odili and co. The former Rivers State Governor Odili invested over 100 billion Rivers money into this venture buying brand new planes shortly after he left Government house.

Slowly but Surely, we shall get there!

Edwinmason:
1) 16 missed calls? you have killed my battery so you are capable of killing me
it over!!

2) you dont even have respect am talking and you are busy breathing
it over!!

3) i told you i like my food hot and you didnt warm the ice cream...
it over!!

4) i called you by 11:59pm and you didnt pick then you decide to call me by 12:05am..why did you wait till the next day..you are not caring
it over!!

5) i call you darling and you call me honey..so you mean my mother is a bee...you lack respect for inlaws
it over!!

6) why did you serve my food with red plate when you know am a chelsea fan...enemy of progress
it over!!

7)how can you be watching the television with the volume on...do you want to finish the subcription
it over!!

i called you and you picked immediately...you lack patience
it over!!
feel free to add yours let the fun continue

We are not in the mood to add anything now. Recession is bitting hard and protests are still going on biko

dainformant:
so na dese men hold Delta state since.

No wonder Governor Okowa be drive go Ohara to welcome/celebrate Ibori's return.

Birds of the same feather.......

newyorks:
well said bt mercedes nko?especially all these 4matic

No mind the OP......A normal person no go select Honda over Benz.

The OP is obviously on WEED!

dhantey324:
Hunger dey

Even if na 500 naira, e go buy at least 2 gala, 1 bottle of Coke plus small CHANGE!

profstar:
Tu face why

The only time you could really show you mean the words in your songs, yet you disappointed us.

May be he remembered sound sultan's song:

"I want to be like moses...
Take my people dem to the promise land,
But then I notice something...
People wet try am don dey underground...
I see them, I ja (run), look dem from far,
Me I fear this government people"

How many likes for the likes of Seyi law

Seyi law just won my fragile heart

ogwomba:
Hunger go wire you guys tire. Foolishness at his peak.

Then they dragged...Tuface to Jesus, with stones in their hands, Saying;

Hypocrites- Master, Master, this one has babies from different women. In fact 5 children from 3 women, he has no moral standards to lead a peaceful protest asking the FG to sit up and do her job. What shall we do to him? He is no example of abstinence.

Jesus bent down, writing on the sands all the women they have slept with legally and illegally, he said to them.

Jesus - He who has never ejaculated inside a condom should cast the first stone. Know ye not that, those sperms inside a condom are potential children you flushed down daily in the toilet ?

Buharideens on hearing the words of Jesus, knew that some of them have not only flushed down potential children in the toilet but have paid for multiple women to abort their babies for them.

The Buharideens dropped their stones and left Jesus and Tuface.

Jesus turned to Tuface and said

Jesus - Tuface, has any one condemned you?

Tuface shaking and with his hands raised answered Jesus.

Tuface - Baba Jesus, na you be the correct baba, with you nothing dey happen.

Jesus said to him.

Jesus - Tuface, go thy sins are forgiven. No body holy pass. Lead the protest my son, tell Pharaoh to make life comfortable for my children or resign (let my people go).

The end!!

Enough Is Enough!

madridguy:
BIG COWARD Why calling on Falana, Pastor Bakare and Father Mbaka dem hold your legs? I thank God for you Tuface, you realize some people are about to use your head break coconut, what stop the twitter senator, Fayose, Akpabio himself and others PDP big shots to front the protest while you entertain boys.

The fear of Buratai is beginning of Wisdom
Good morning house.

"As you see me so, I no send you ooo" *Singing 2baba song*

madridguy:
Thank you Mr Fashola.

Our FUTURE PRESIDENT

subtlemee:
My heart is beating fast..

Go to bed and force yourself to sleep. Your brain go reset.

Flex as you like jare my nigga. But remember 2018 is not that far again oooo

emeijeh:
The senior thief is back

Mind your language biko. "Stealing is NOT corruption" jare.......lolz

Tunesh:
Little sense in this....
FTC

A complete senseless one.

INTROVERT:
And now they want to stop OUR protest. The thunder that will fire all those security agents no get part 2



1paint of garri is 800
Dollar is 500
Kerosene that poor men use is over 300
Disel is up
Prices are up everywhere. Inflation is killing the country, all time high at almost 18%
Foreign direct investment dropped to ten year all time low
No light either.
People are hungry.
Girls are prostituting to survive
Our men have turned to beggars and armed robbers to survive.
Yet they are building vice president gate house for 250 million naira.
Politicians are just a bunch of thieves. APC AND PDP


THAT PROTEST MUST HOLD AND ANYONE WHO DO SENT LIKE IT SHOULD GO AND DIE.

Will the protest make any impact on this deaf and dumb Government?

Nairalander should advise you........OP you well at all?


Receive sense in Jesus name

Badoo osha. ....more cash into your Bank account

Where are the IPOB, NDA MASSOB, Wike, Fayose etc?

Buhari and APC should be blamed for this kwa......

Paperwhite:
**** Are you in the know that countless petitions including the recent reminder by the Ekiti NASS members to the DSS have been written about the criminal doings of Fayemi as former governor of the state? Are you not ashamed of following a regime that selectively chose who to prosecute as far as the anti-graft war is concerned? Instead of facing reality,the APC & its herded supporter will be looking for a convenient loophole to latch to.Do zombiesm with dignity bro.

What is this one saying now?

sarrki:
Lere olayinka is a loose canon

Like father like son

He should remember nothing last forever

Next year is just by the corner

The nigga to tail for Kuje Prison

flyca:
Even 2Face can write official statement - the President addresses us on Facebook!



Yet they are cajouling 2Baba for being illerate and unqualified to host a protest. Doesn't he have the same qualification as the President himself

Na somebody write and edit for him.......Use your head.

koladebrainiac:
wel since u have left arsenal has not worn the league. MMM has swindled nigerians , fuel has increased. dollars has increased to 1 dollar for 500naira. nigeria has not changed a bit

only these......? Write more please

dainformant:
"James Ibori 2019"...comeback king

ooooo....really?

veekid:
Efcc sef; no be who Buhari want make you arrest you go arrest? Shameless dog without teeth

He who pay the piper dictate the tune

seunlayi:
This will be good, it will help in bursting those lies.

Check the perverted soul below me. That was why Jesus wept.

Sharp babes and guys go DISABLE it on their phone na.

I trust my people

adem30:
There is no prove that this is Nigeria

Zoom and check the plate number of those Vehicles....

fabuloz1:
It's a good move presido!!!

Him dey fear Trump?

O boy congrats ooooo.

At least your 24/7 data usage/hustle on Nairaland isn't in vain.

Friendzone:
Funke Akindele

Is Funke among those 3 pictures?

marshalcarter:
is dat gal lookin at the weed or his deeeeek sumone pls goan check ooo




abi she wan gve am head

Let him continue drinking and smoking his life.

Very soon he will become another Mijek Fashek

sarrki:
Junaid Mohammed we are wiser now

The only thing you guys know how to do is politics

We won't buy any candidate you sell to us come 2019

I know what it takes for free money not to flow any more

Politicians have one thing in common.

Permanent interest!

Let Buhari give this fool a juicy appointment, he will starts singing another song.