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cronsberg:
Guys, i was just having a conversation with my girlfriend/ wife to be about likes and likes-not in bed, and while listing her likes, she went on a story telling episode about her previous guy. The part of the story that caught my attention was when she said that her ex will do her for hours without resting. She said there was a time she visited the guy and he effd her from 12 noon to 5pm, that she could barely walk that day and was feeling so satisfied and fulfilled. She then said with all the fuss i was making about effing her out of her senses, that i came short of satisfaction, and that the guy was stronger in bed. You could imaging how furious and boiling i was feeling inside while hearing this from her in a normal conversation.
The facts are though that when ever we have sex, i am absolutely sure i last for atleast 15 minutes or more no doubt, my penis is 5.7 to 6 inches erect and hard as wood, i do pre-intimacy and such, so what the hell is the problem? Is it even my damn problem or her's? I know for damn sure no normal guy will last for more than 20 minutes of constant thrusting. If she has to be effd for hours in order to feel satisfied, isn't she the one with the problem? On the one hand, i feel like i shouldn't even worry myself since she is aperantly the nimphomeniac not me. On the other hand, i feel that her "accidental revelation" is a sign of what's to come, as in she might be a cheater when married because of her insatiable appetied for marathon sex.
what's your opinion guys

20mins ?, mehn u r just coming.

odiyaka:
According to a LIB reader who is a Corper in Kebbi state, he said Corps members are being taught how to use the m60 guns for protection because of the insecurity related to the forthcoming election.


"The corp members were given security tips on how to prevent and handle mishaps in the course of the elections. They will not be given guns and ammunitions but in case the Boko boys decide to show their faces, Corpers will be able to help the security agents. After all, we are all serving our father's land." He said

Dignitaries at the event today where Corpers were shown how to shoot by soldiers include the Emir of Gwandu, Commanding officer of the 1Battalion Dukku Barracks Lieutenant colonel M.M Abu, the Commissioner of police, Director of Ndlea, military and paramilitary personnel and some corp members.


http://lindaikeji..com/2015/03/corps-members-in-kebbi-state-being.html?m=1

Wrong interpretation. That was range exercise by the Military. Anybody can be invited!

lalasticlala:
The ex beauty queen who is Married to a very much older Billionaire posted the pic With her escort on her instagram page and captioned it:

"P R O T O C O L ✈️ #Duties #Abia #2015 #MrsA #MyGodIsTheGreatest"


https://instagram.com/p/0XuH7QyrbC/

That person on uniform is an Army officer, can never be an escort to an ordinary girl!

SagePerv:
[color=maroon]Let him be.
No official posture for the national anthem.[/color]

Then you did not attend primary school

alberto2k:
First i'd like to ask for forgiveness for posting this here, I didn't have an idea of the right section place this thread

Oya na Calm your nerves and grab a bottle of Orijin as the list rolls on!

1. The Selfie takers: these category of guys comes around when the barber is less busy and not using his mirror, pulls out their phone and start taking selfies, they might be accompanied by friends and might even start taking group selfies, chai! The bad thing be say u go Think say them be customers at first o

2. The phone chargers crew: seriously, ehn... Even with the "phone charged at owners risk"... They'll storm the barbers shop with expensive smartphones ranging from 20k and you'll begin to wonder if they can't afford common 2k power bank

3. The newspaper/TV watchers crew: these set of guys, mainly elderly men comes around everyday, they even take attendance than the barbers, they comes to check the newspapers, watch Tv and argue about APC and PDP, chai! When they come around I dey excuse myself if am less busy examples: temitemi, buygala, enegod

4. The football freaks: these set of guys storm the barbers shop and starts arguing like they're being paid to do it, sometimes even gets into a fight over a heated argument... After matches they storm the barbers shop and starts ranting and yelling about their club's victory or defeat.. Me sef dey join mouth o, Up Man u!

5. The good customers: this is my favorite category, they come, you give them a nice hair cut and they pay and leave e.g Lalasticlala, ronald4lif... God bless these category, una dey make our economy green

6. The mirror check crew: this category of guys can be very annoying ehn, they'll just enter your saloon, check their face in the mirror, use your powder, after-shave and just leave ... Hian! Bastardo! Mtscheew!

7. The family man with kids the family man that comes around with their kids, (cry cry babies) chai! They are so difficult to contain sef... Parents will be yelling at their kids, the children will be crying and the barber is sweating his ass out just to give them a nice cut

8. The show off guy: This ones will just arrive the saloon with a ride, and his bae, e.g naijaboiy with mariaeole, all forming posh and having a romantic convo, the worst part be say the guy no go keep head cuz his attention is divided mtscheeew! I go vex cut you molo one day!

9. The "I dey look for Alberto" crew: different persons coming to look for one popular guy, hian! Like say The saloon na him house?... Mtscheew!

10. The gadget thieves: imagine u go keep your phone and before u say make u bend pick something, your phone don disappear... That's how they stole my BB curve6 fa...and other customers phone, I just dey pray to catch one person one day!

11. The credit and awoof crew these are the broke nuggas that looks like rich customers but after you finish giving them a great haircut, they'll bring out N200 to pay for it, begging you that they'll balance up later.. dude seriously, but you sent Nneka234 and dimples192 N1,500 airtime... Ah! Stinggy human being

12. The self conscious customers this is a category where you'll find the complainers, guys with head like turtle ninja wants to have an afro cut or punk and even after making look good, they'll still complain and be like "bros see here, the carving no sharp... Ehen?u wan make e Sharp ba? Make dem tear ur skin with clipper ba lol! Example: abeg u know of any nairalander with turtle ninja head? king___m

Okay Guys, Which of the categories do u fall into?

Written by Alberto
Barbing is a noble profession
But address me as a Hair stylist

Cc: Naijaboiy
Tallesty
Tosyne2Much
Emusmith
Iceberylin
Fabdedon
Rapmoney
Blackett

Good one OP, but next time, Barbing ''Salon'' not saloon. Saloon is a Bar

efepro:
Be sincere

Oh no! I expected to see a picture.

Airforce1:
enjoy your life dude
It's your sweat

See u guys at the top

Album Loading.....

You no dey tire?

omanifrank:
After The photo of Osibanjo's Daughter surfaced online to day. i decided to check her out on twiter..

This is actually touching and true..

Daughters of politicians, what's so special about them. Abi na them won begin rule us?

olillywales:
The biggest annual music award, The Grammys in its 57th edition, went down on Sunday, February 9, at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California and guess what a Nigerian went home with an award. Yes you heard right! A Nigerian won for the first time!

Nigerian, Kelvin Olusola, went home with the award for Best Arrangement, Instrumental Or Acapella.
kevin-olusola-57th-grammy-awards-premiere-4v8nzz5iefil



Kelvin picked up an award alongside his acapella band, Pentatonix taking home the award in the ‘Arrangement, Instrumental or acappella’ category for their medley ‘Daft Punk’, a remake of Daft Punk’s “Get Lucky.



Here are few things you need to know about the record breaker, Kelvin Olusola:

Born in the United States to Nigerian father and Grenadian mother, Kelvin is a 26 year old beatboxer.

He is a graduate of prestigious IVY League college, Yale University from where he graduated in 2011 with a degree in East Asian Studies.

Kelvin is not just a musician, he’s super smart too. He also plays the cello, piano and saxophone.

He also speaks fluent Chinese & Spanish.

http://www.metroparrot.net/2015/02/photos-first-nigerian-to-win-grammy.html

Liar! Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel- AKA( Seal )won 4 Grammys. Also, Sade Adu in the 80's won grammys

prettyprettywow:
The talented actress shared these photos on her Instagram page. She really looks fierce in these photos. see below

http://chynaduru..com/2015/02/nollywood-actress-eve-esin-goes-cheetah.html

Not Cheetah but Tiger!

cramjones:
This is not news. Lots of our supporters are equally obsessed about GMB and Nigeria! More so, Don Jazzy is a confirmed APC man! Youths get Obsessed, it is time for a CHANGE!!!!

-CramJones

Though, some of your posts are garbage, I still love the way you compose every write-up. keep it up!

Skako:
R I P to the brave gallants not cowards as naija soldiers


vote for good governance not for goodluck

buhari for good nation

you are this DAFT. Your mates are in the NA!!

[quote author=lalasticlala post=30398867][/quote]You never told us when you were enjoying it! Who cares?

homerac7:
Those are some of Nigeria Army equipment they took when they over-ran some of the NA bases. some were also lost to BH in battles and ambushes.

This is an evidence that BH's largest weapons supplier is Nigerian Army through equipment abandonments during battles. If they (BH) have laid their hands on so many heavy equipment, then lighter weapons the have also captured must be so enormous. It tells a lot on how bad the NA lost in the previous operations. Hoping and praying the current tempo of offensive victories is sustained, and the enemy finally crushed.

Are you too big to be enlisted?

FriedPlantain:
can someone please remind me what this lady Amper Lose does for a living and why she seems to be so popular, or am I missing something here?

FriedPlantain

Ex wife of Wiz Kalifa, she's into talk shows and fashion!!

pretydiva:
Paul's wife is so pretty jst like me

Your profile picture is telling us the opposite

lonngmann:
This list is 99% okay
though wande made the headlines with baby hello..so I dont think he should be there..and mode 9 has been dead a long time...its not like he is goin to wake up dis year...or next year

Mode 9, best rapper around.....listen to him closely you will know!!!

Yungwizzzy:
See what GEJ has cursed?

Amazon!!!!!

benuejosh:
interesting. thank God you didn't pick a girl from Russia like others would

What's your own inside?

Obinoscopy:
Chioma Ajunwa (Age 44yrs)
Also called Chioma Ajunwa-Opara. She was the first Nigerian to win an Olympic gold medal.
https://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/120809024126-chioma-ajunwa-jump-vertical-gallery.jpg

Jolly Nyame (Age 59yrs)
Reverend Jolly Tavoro Nyame was Governor of Taraba State in Nigeria from 29 May 1999 to 29 May 2007. He also served as governor of the state from January 1992 to November 1993.
https://informationng.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Jolly-Nyame-.jpg

Emmanuel Amuneke (Age 44yrs)
Emmanuel Amuneke is a retired Nigerian footballer. He played for the Super Eagles and was part of the team that played in the 1994 World Cup.
https://media.premiumtimesng.com/wp-content/files/2013/07/Emmanuel-Amuneke.jpg

Ogenyi Onazi (Age 22yrs)
Ogenyi Eddy Onazi is a Nigerian footballer who plays as a central midfielder for Serie A club Lazio and the Nigeria national football team.
https://images.supersport.com/2014/8/Ogenyi-Onazi-130605-Nationalanthem-R300.jpg

Nduka Ozokwo (Age 26yrs)
Nduka Morrisson Ozokwo is the son to the popular actress Patience Ozokwo (alias Mama G). He is a Nigerian footballer, who plays for Mersin İdmanyurdu, a Turkish top division team.
https://www.africanmoviesnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Nduka-Ozokwor.jpg

Fellow Nairalanders, add yours!

Emmanuel Amuneke 44yrs? This gonna ruin my day!!

nduchucks:
Ihejirika is a clown. If he is clean he should go to Australia and file his lawsuit there.

I suppose that is out of the question because of fear of the Hague.

........I thought he was accused of killing bokos, why the sudden accusation of sponsoring the murderers?

Kenneth205:
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Some photos from the scene of today's blast at Dukku motor park in Gombe state has emerged and they are horrific. These terrorists need to be stopped. See them after the cut...*warning - its graphic*

[img]http://4.bp..com/-XPblY_Cs1Lk/VJhAJBUibHI/AAAAAAAEJ_c/8k71oUWnmw0/s1600/c.jpg[/img]

[img]http://2.bp..com/-O5oz_RBLKQA/VJhAKDHavII/AAAAAAAEJ_k/LKH3yyKC6Pg/s1600/00.jpg[/img]

[img]http://4.bp..com/-86S6PW5mz6I/VJhAKSUMBnI/AAAAAAAEJ_o/Z-CCCob-1sk/s1600/0.jpg[/img]

[img]http://2.bp..com/--I7D9Dh1o5k/VJhALSvFf0I/AAAAAAAEJ_0/o9py9h3KanY/s1600/001.jpg[/img]

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Source: http://.net/2014/12/22/graphic-photos-from-scene-of-bomb-blast-ingombe-today-viewers-discretion-advised/

Terrorism is the last thing any country would embrace...... it has no abSolute cure!!!

Same way another man fvcked your mum before settling with your dad!!!

englishmart:
Mtscheew! See this one. Your mates are showing off their handsome husbands. You are there showing off some rubbish tattoos...

Na by force to marry??

shadowgwalker:
point of correction please, it is Christmas and not Xmas ... the x was to cancel that word 'Christ ' cos haters were scared of the name above all names.

''X" is the first Greek letter " Chi " which comes in English as" Christ "

TheRealMrStan:
http://www.today.ng/news/30000-people-receiving-treatment-for-hivaids-in-taraba/

Show us the pictures or nobody is infected with HIV in Taraba State!!!

Franchise21:
Source: http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/171907-pdp-will-never-rule-lagos-rilwan-akiolu-oba-lagos.html

I thought traditional rulers are not partisan?

TheRealMrStan:
This is what the beautiful actress and 'singer' posted on her Instagram page:


http://instagram.com/p/v2zkdeL4bi/?modal=true

This is what Tonto Dikeh wore when she stepped out

http://instagram.com/p/v29vfFr4Zt/?modal=true

Haters gonna D.I.E

Obiagelli:
http://www.channelstv.com/2014/11/21/supreme-court-orders-taraba-acting-governor-removed-deputy-sworn/


http://www.punchng.com/news/supreme-court-reinstates-impeached-taraba-deputy-gov/

What is wrong with our democracy?

Maxcollins042:
This old papa no go rest?...mtcheeeew!

At least he has paid his dues, you got no NAME!!!!

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