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Family / Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Acidosis(m): 11:59am On Mar 20
noble2faith:


There was traditional paternity test then in some cultures. It was normally done when the baby was just born. In Ijaw culture, for instance, the new born baby would be placed in river. If the baby got drowned, it wasnt the child of the said father.

Ohh, I see. The tradition is barbaric though (i.e., making an innocent child suffer for no justifiable reason)
Family / Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Acidosis(m): 11:36am On Mar 20
EreluRoz:
Sometimes you spit truth but other times you are so annoying that I can't count the number of times I have konk you through my phone screen.

Some of these guys shouting DNA will feel bad if their dad starts demanding for DNA from their mom.
Every woman out there is bad and a cheat except their moms and sisters.

My dear, you already know that you are my personal person. I just say my truth and move on. It's okay to disagree somedays.
Family / Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Acidosis(m): 11:31am On Mar 20
Angelfrost:

Sigh... You are smarter than this na.

How can you even begin to compare the level of infidelity among married women today and generations past?!!

...And how can you compare the level of knowledge of Paternity tests today and generations past?!!
Comment with some objectivity please... Don't merely differ for the sake of it.


I am not comparing. I am simply stating that men who are eager to confirm their children's paternity should also be confident enough to want to know their own biological fathers. Children deserve to know their biological grandfathers.

The fact that paternity testing was not available in that generation is the reason to pull everyone on board now that they are readily available. That DNA machine is not only meant for kids. A 90 year old grandfather can also get tested.

Everyone deserves to know their family tree. In fact, it helps in genetic engineering and personalised medicine.

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Family / Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Acidosis(m): 11:28am On Mar 20
yewit37486:


Another twist to this are hardcore tribalists discovering they are not from the tribe they think they are, hahaha.

LMAO

Crazy, twist grin grin grin

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Family / Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Acidosis(m): 11:02am On Mar 20
Bluearrow:

This doesn't make sense at all..
Are u saying if our parents made certain mistakes, we should continue & not correct it?? Why was the killing of twins abolished? If a man is not the biological child of his parents, does that mean his child shouldn't be his as well? If a father is blind, should he also wish for the son to be blind? The way someone of u reason is shocking

Two things can work together, isn't? Do a personal paternity test and get same for your kids. You people want to expose your wives, but una mama na saints cheesy

Everyone quoting me has said basically the same thing - FEAR.

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Family / Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Acidosis(m): 10:48am On Mar 20
Beverlyjean:


Promiscuity is on another level now... u cant compare those days to now ... reason why men are now focused on it ....

Were you around in those days?? Dey play. Men are now focused on it because DNA testing only gained popularity in Nigeria a few years ago. How can you focus on something that was never available or affordable in the first place?

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Family / Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Acidosis(m): 10:43am On Mar 20
FRANCISTOWN:

Many of you sound like you were raised by bedbugs.
Many of you were raised by paternity fraudsters.


So you are saying if my father was a poor man, I should also remain a poor man.
If my father was not educated, I should also remain uneducated.
If my father was a thief, I should also be a thief.
If my father was uncivilized, then I should also remain uncivilized?

At least you know that your father was poor. Now, do you know who your real father is? There lies the question cheesy


So if I'm not sure whether my father is my real father, I should not be sure whether my child is my biological child too.
Since my father made a mistake, I should make the same mistake right?
I should also travel the path of my father's mistakes.

You can't afford to make the mistake your father made. So yeah, if that man you called father is not your real father, then you should try not to make the same mistake. How's that hard?


Anyway! I and my father are copy and paste. A splitting image.

Oh now, you know your real father?? I'm shocked. Never knew you care so much about your (own) paternity.

Since you don't know your real father, at least try to know your real children.

You know your real father, but you don't want others to know their real fathers?? I sabi una type very well cheesy

Every woman out there is a potential paternity fraudster apart from una mama grin grin

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Family / Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Acidosis(m): 7:19am On Mar 20
I'm not against a DNA test o. But many of you are too focused on the paternity of your kids even while you're not sure whether the man you call father is your actual father. 😅

To imagine that paternity fraud started in your generation is the actual fraud. 🤣

You people are only venting now because of your emerging dislike towards younger Nigerian women. But that dislike and suspicion no dey ever reach una mama side.

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Romance / Re: I'm I In Trouble? This Man Will Not Stop Giving Me Money by Acidosis(m): 5:50pm On Mar 19
His mother is probably in the village screaming ebi m pawa 😭

Your type will now meet a fine, responsible, and reasonable working-class guy earning #300k and expect him to fund you wigs of #250k each. This is someone that (may) have never even sent ₦100,000 to his parents or any of his family members throughout his life, but just because he found himself in a relationship, individuals like you will exploit or expect too much from him.

Some of you should do better. I blame the simp, though. If he knows what awaits him in the future with people like you, I bet all that funds will go to a pension manager.
Business / Re: Aliko Dangote Donates 1 Million Bags Of Rice To Nigerians by Acidosis(m): 5:36pm On Mar 19
1 million bags of rice, meaning 1 in every 200 Nigerians should receive at least 1 bag.

Unfortunately, not one person on this forum (of over 500,000 Nigerians) will get one.
Politics / Re: Naira’s Outlook Is Brightening Amid Steps To Steady Currency by Acidosis(m): 8:59am On Mar 19
You:
Cosbyrich:
He who laughs last,laughs best.


Laughs best:

We still expect another 200 basis points hike in March meeting, then pauses thereafter,” Rusike said. “Our year-end forecast for naira is 1,550 a dollar and a 2025 level of 1,500 a dollar.”
Crime / Re: Man Machetes His 75-Year-Old Father To Death For Selling His Land by Acidosis(m): 7:44am On Mar 19
The reporter is drunk? Ayilara is the police commissioner fgs.

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Politics / Re: Stop Leaving The Country - Wike Blasts Nigerians Moving Abroad by Acidosis(m): 6:32pm On Mar 18
..but prior to the election, you and Atiku and other Dubai PDP 'leaders' were flying from one country to another, negotiating people's destinies.

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Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With Eighty Thousand Naira Please! by Acidosis(m): 2:27pm On Mar 18
theLove800:
Tankz.

Will i picky(selective) when choosing the homes or neighbourhood to go?
And can only one person do it? Must you need a team?

The idea is for an individual, however you can always tag someone along to ease the stress. You can be selective when choosing the homes or neighbourhood so you don't end up with "users" or time wasters. The lady here comes as early as 9am on her preferred days of the week and, before 2pm, she's out. Anyone can do this alone.

To run a cleaning business as a team is not easy, and this is based on a personal experience. The first and major challenge would be getting the right people to work with.

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Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With Eighty Thousand Naira Please! by Acidosis(m): 2:09pm On Mar 18
Love800:
How can one start this(cleaning peoples homes)?

1. Get a content writer to help with a brief and catchy business profile or ad for your cleaning service.

2. Present the content to a graphic designer/printing press to help print e.g., 100 copies of A5 posters/leaflets.

3. Share from house-to-house.

4. Sit back and get ready to work. At the end of the day 80% of your clients will come from referrals. "At the end of the day" can be after 5 years of consistent and dedicated work.

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Business / Re: Disquiet In CBN As Cardoso Retires ‘Emefiele’s Directors’ by Acidosis(m): 12:36pm On Mar 18
Disquiet as how? Isn't that the normal thing?

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Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With Eighty Thousand Naira Please! by Acidosis(m): 12:06pm On Mar 18
You're a street cleaner, meaning you clean major streets in the morning and return home before noon?

Keep your money and go look for clients or property owners. The woman that cleans my apartment (a basic apartment by the way, 2-bedroom) comes 4 times in a month. She gets paid N5,500 for each visit, i.e., N22,000 in a month. Note that she has other clients.

Forget business and go render services to people. There is a 95% chance that your business will fail. 0% chance that you'll lose any money by simply rendering services.

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Politics / Re: Osun Man Jubilates As His State Leads In Inflation rate in the SW (screenshot) by Acidosis(m): 5:41am On Mar 18
Goodday90:
A man from the state of Osun jubilates as he saw his state of osun was number one in the state with highest inflation,maybe he though it was positive news


That’s why I don’t like arguing with people from that region,hahaha

You can drag the illiterate without involving his region.

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Politics / Re: Delta: Army Recovers Mutilated Corpses Of Officers by Acidosis(m): 5:33am On Mar 18
CoronaVirusPro:


Yes! If my region does such, it is welcomed!



If a few armed 'strangers' or angry youths kill Nigerian army personnel in your village and disappear, it's right for the army to burn down your village, including your aged parents to ashes??

Mehn, you're a genocidal criminal. No difference between you and bandits.

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Politics / Re: Unverified News: Why The Soldiers Were Killed by Acidosis(m): 8:56pm On Mar 17
I didn't even see this version before my earlier post.

Wetin concern colonel, majors, generals, etc with peacekeeping abi land dispute? When did we start believing the Nigerian military without reading from the community or the parties involved?

Isn't this the same army that "never went" to Lekki Toll Gate until videos appeared?
Politics / Re: Okuama Killing: President Tinubu Issues A Public Statement (pic) by Acidosis(m): 8:36pm On Mar 17
Boldideas:


That bait is stale! Nobody cares at this junction. They will wiped out. This is no longer a politicking matter. Watch the play back. They will never try this again.


Na God go punish you, you genocidal criminal!

Did terrorist not kill over 20 army personnel in Niger State?? Senseless bigot. Why didn't you beg the army to wipe out the entire state?

You guys' hatred towards the South will be your end. You all.

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Politics / Re: Okuama Killing: President Tinubu Issues A Public Statement (pic) by Acidosis(m): 8:31pm On Mar 17
Nigerians love propaganda so much cheesy

A whole Lt.Colonel, two Majors and two Captains left their base to settle land dispute?? Land dispute??

It's really sad to read from Nigerians calling for a genocide against the community. Very heartless and souless ediots.

It's sad that army personnel died, but assuming they were killed over a peacekeeping mission is senselessness unprecedented. Like the "peacekeeping" mission at Lekki toll gate, which they even denied at first, we all know how the story ended.

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Phones / Re: Xpressverify Has Access To Nigerians’ NIN, Data & Is Making Money From It by Acidosis(m): 3:56pm On Mar 17
dhardline:
Omo x 1000.

This is so scary and heads should roll for this. The president should never allow this slide, the masses and media outfits should never allow this slide. This is an attack on every individual of this nation and the Sovereignty of this nation.

This is just unbelievably terribly to say the least.

LMAO 🤣🤣
Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Agric Exports Facing Rejections Overseas – WTO DG, Okonjo Iweala by Acidosis(m): 12:43pm On Mar 16
descarado:

True my brother. Vets visits abattoirs to do weekly inspections unannounced.

I've been preaching reorientation since here. As for us, nothing to be done again but our children.
Right from the cradle.
Sreaming and shouting at them, we call that training but it's the genesis of low self esteem we all have.
Low self esteem produced the Nigeria we have now.
We have the culture of taking and not giving.
Anytime we give, we expect that we wil be rewarded.
Children here are thought the act of giving back to humanity and society.
They take out if their savings and donate in school, donate used wears, toys, books, even school uniforms. Before age 10, they already know what it means to give. That's how they grow up with that in mind. We call small children who demands for money before they can run an errand for us street smart. Tomorrow, you think they will leave public coffers alone.
It's well.

Well said

I don't know how we got here. Many will blame it on poverty. But poverty shouldn't strip us of our humanity. I hope we all get it right someday, though.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Agric Exports Facing Rejections Overseas – WTO DG, Okonjo Iweala by Acidosis(m): 12:36pm On Mar 16
descarado:

Haahaaaaa cheesy cheesy

When I was in Nigeria, I study the sellers and choose a customer or 2 for foodstuffs. Even the lady I buy bottled groundnut from takes care from frying my groundnut to packaging it. I go extra miles for what I put in my mouth cos I'm extremely picky. Not good but that's how I found myself.

cheesy cheesy

Ah, in Nigeria, one needs to be extremely picky, very necessary. Some things are unavoidable, but many others are avoidable.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Agric Exports Facing Rejections Overseas – WTO DG, Okonjo Iweala by Acidosis(m): 12:21pm On Mar 16
descarado:

I ws going somewhere in the North when I saw how they sundry elubo on the road. When I asked, I was told that's how they sun dry lots of dry things we use. On a tarred road.
Wonder why an average lifespan is not up to 70.
The major diseases we suffer from(like 80%) is from what we put in our mouth.

I posted a picture of very fresh jumbo tomatoes I bought here with price slash simply because the label said it has expired. One day expiry date. The tomatoes were so hard and fresh and the Nigerian in me packed loads of them. Was told after 2 days on the shelve, they will be binned.

What we need is reorientation, else nothing changes


Are you serious?? cry cry We are really suffering in this country, omg!

We seriously need that reorientation. Growing up, I remember a time when we used to see environmental health workers in our neighborhood wearing white and brown uniforms. Some were usually posted to the market to inspect food items and such.

But, all of that is gone now. Public and environmental health is a serious issue that, if taken seriously, will not only improve our life expectancy rate but also create thousands of jobs and reduce the pressure on health infrastructure. But damn all that, we have people in government whose priorities never surpass palliatives for future vote buying.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Agric Exports Facing Rejections Overseas – WTO DG, Okonjo Iweala by Acidosis(m): 12:10pm On Mar 16
iLegendd:
The one that hurts me is when other customers use their left hand they usually use to clean their ass in the toilet to touch the garri I'm buying right before my eyes and I want to drink some whenever I'm lazy to cook.

Someone of them even wipe their nose, clean their hands on their clothes and go straight to touching garri they want to buy. I get angry with that, so I buy mostly from the main source — people that fry it.

A Nigerian feels like "dirty no dey kill African man," so touching people's food is nothing.

It's the women that always do this. They'll touch everything at the market, but will never buy if the price goes up by just 10 Naira. If you caution them, they'll finish you with badmouth.

This is probably why some rich men eat semo and the other pounded ones instead of garri every old, young, unhygienic, and dirty people have touched.

Some buyers self, when they're tasting the garri, they put their mouth in the basin so that the rest their moth could hold will fall inside the basin. cry



You understand these people so well. grin grin LMAO! Very annoying country-people.

It took me years to recover from PTSD after a market woman tried selling/cutting a titus fish for me right after 'packing' her baby's poo with bare hands. I was like WTF! Omo. I love babies, but not to the extent of ingesting a toddler's poo. I sha have recovered; that was in 2010.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Agric Exports Facing Rejections Overseas – WTO DG, Okonjo Iweala by Acidosis(m): 11:21am On Mar 16
iLegendd:
Not that the food are not good. Every natural food is good, but during harvesting, they do everything in a hurry as if flood is coming and they don't look clean and presentable. If it's a bag of beans, they even add extra dust to make fill the bag so that they can make more profit.

I still don't understand how and why Nigerians have accepted stone filled beans and rice as a way of life. It's now a normal thing to buy dirt-filled beans and pick them before cooking. cheesy That's some level of institutional and cultural m ad ness.

The most dangerous ones are those selling "drinking garri" in open containers in public. Again, Nigerians have accepted this m adness as a way of life.

Human beings will go all out to buy properly covered St Louis sugar, properly packaged groundnuts, and bottled water, only to pour in garri taken from a "never-covered" public bowl.

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