₦airaland Forum

For the Fear of sars.
Im anti social
Anti crime
Eva since i washed my hands off from local
Intl yahoo all the way
Daz whr my hopes is.
Keyboard warrior.
I stay focused
Get me a new bich
With a big ass
Hmmmm.shez my class

Today spectranet dey fall my hand
Gmail keeps loading
Wont open
Ai don uninstall uc browser
Re- install am
If still on still
I go vex storm dia office.

Fools
We wey dey sleep
All guys on here are local scammers
No go learn work
Local scammers
Carding kor
Lotto ni
Dem go scam all of una

Everytime na juju

250
Y u wan sell am
Sure say engine never knock

Ok
Now ai c
Where fayose dey geh ginger from.
Stomach infrastructure

Our blood too thick for infection
Y
Cause generally naija and africa as a whole is infected.
Africa asay whole is dirty
Me wey dey use hand clean yansh with water
Na the same hamd ai dey use chop
Who wan infect me
Tah

Naija version of illuminati

Listen to me.
Apple guzzles data.
Wen i shated with my mom and sister
Mum uses Android
Sister uses iphone
Me ai use Android.
Mum accumulates 100mb a day
Me i accumulate 400mb
My sister..2gig
E no reach 2 days i disconnect am shaps
Afta checkin the iphone
I realised that iphone is like Windows 10
Auto update always.
No fear
Use spectranet
Forget speed
Specrranet na 3g
Highest speed is 3mb
Normal dat 300kb to 1.5mb
Dats 3g speed
But ts better for me since na for surfing i dey use am for.
The yellow signal color for spectranet na daily
Fuckin scam 4g lte everywhere in naija
Na ntel i wan try next
12500 for 40gig on spectranet no be beans o
Some ppl salary

Doom dooom dunn
Dun dun dun dooom
Dunadun dum dum dum dum dum
Duna dum
Tana tina noom ni
U want mai goody bag(wassup)
U want mai goody bag(wassup)

Yuck
See neck.
Buh now naso so phonetics
He even dey fly chest
With g.l for neck
No white t shirt inside
No singlet
Nawa o.
Poverty sha

This is the slave mentality i was talking about.
Africans cant think out of the box
No investment
Nothing.
Souti wey like local scam die
She nor fit transfer the owo go offshore
Vanish from thr
And stsrt a new life abroad.
Buh just dull as u have them
E nor pass iphone
Clothes
Jewelries
Dumb fucs
No investment
Nothing

Edo boiz and girls wit e-tali
Na 5 n 6

Come guy man
Mayu quiet 4 thr
Ozwo
We send u message
U think ba by to dey wear rasta man cap
Dey form soft
Your father
Benin boiz al of una be agbero

False pictures
Dnt be suprised dst hot gal is an innocent citizen of her country living free
Dey drink coke for her aous.
Everybody wan sha blog
Fools

Na because of the way those dull yahoo guys dey buy am
Venza o
Crosstour sef mature pass venza
Its more like a family car
Long like ship
Id rather vuy a sweet suv than easte millions on this shit
Does not even have a dvd inside
Yuck
Car sellers are thieves
Car if 2.5 dem dey sell am 6m
Thieves
Its not even digital dash
Rubbish

aboyaji:
one like for you. I thought I was the only person who sees nothing in Venza cars. It's not a car or a jeep. It's just like a 2008-2010 Camry from the front.

We all know edo as cultists
Agberos
Rapists
Omilas
So do not expect sanity in this so caled fuckin edo state lastma abo na edstma
Its always about roger that
Bunch of fools
Edo indigines ate trapped 4life

Baba just one sniper a mile away is what he needs
All of u
Na headshots
Use money wisely
Mansion undet water
Home in the hills
All would vanish
Ask tyson
Hez broke forever
Yankee dont gif a fuc about your promotions
Taxes etcetera
Theyd confiscate your whips

Abegi
How much Yoruba movie dey pay
Abegi.
Opo
Nigerians wud snap with a range gotten from opo runs and stil live in a rented apartment
Bich
Cant wa8 till u start beggin us with your acct nos.
Opo cruising an accidented range from auctionexport
Abegi

Admitted 16yrs
Graj 16yrs
Nairaland had truly lost its relevance

In felas voice.
Tayan tun tu noon yayaan.
Tell me now now
Tayan tun tu noon yayaan
Me fela
I be black power man.
My shiit na xzibit
It must not lost o

Buh jonah and his wife never fell ill one day na.
Goodluck jonah pdp a whole king and prof of corruption

Daz wah ai use
Any cream dey to remove scars
I had pimples as s teenager and i pricked ny face a lot.
Ibalways mistook fat for pimples
So am left with some scar due to too much pricking of the face
Any cream to remove the pimples scar
Im chocolate naturally
But now my face is dark
And rest of my body chocolate
Will baby oil nake my fsce to match back to the rest of my body

Coolgent:
Yes, there is also one with yellow/orange bottle

Ugly gals always filter fia ugly pix
Bich

U mean vaselin lotion
The one in a blue bottle

Coolgent:
Try one of the following:
1. Nivea cream
2. Cocobutter
3. Vaseline cream
They are good

Venza interior so boring
Just big for nothing
Over hyped car

For registered 2008 sedan
Abegi
Dis car nor pass 1.3m
Greedy seller

Hey noob
A customer care is a toll free nos
Its always 3 digits
And not a private number
Scammers too dull for local
No fullstop or anything
Very poor write up from
Local scammers

Niggi already getting hard dicks
And wankin shiitt
Fuc
Go brothel go do short time guy

Always filtering her pix
Nollywood movies eva been senseless
Titles are even more hopeless
Why waste my time to watch movies whose storylines are baseless
Homeless
Tboss bich u restless