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Emmyk: I hold my pen to write in a way no one else does...check it out!

i dont care wat n e body says bobo u r fine

CFCfan: I guess the OP is new or she wants some man-candy.

lmao man candy on nairaland

2buff: Op....as to your name...how much?

***lol jokes***

lmao otocha! u r dead wrong

markingday: ^
You just can't help yourself, can you? I knew you'd be back. Of course, why won't you? Your husband is probably pounding that sweet mistress of his while you are lonely and miserably clinging to your keyboard.

Damn u sound like an annoying mosquito dat needs to be trampled on

markingday: What research? Anyone can claim that some invisible research proves their statements; however, only those who have facts post links---or references---to back up their statements. You are dealing with your problem, yet you are here crying like a little bìtch. No wonder your husband cheated on you. He decided to cheat on you because you are a loser and have a vagìna as wide as Jay-Z's mouth. Why won't he cheat on you? It is clear that you do not know what it takes to keep a man and it is also clear that you are attracted to irresponsible men. As for your husband, he will continue to cheat on you and you will forever be
miserable.

Dude u r going hard for no reason. Take a chill pill bro. If u r a cheater just know that life will cheat on u somehow.

[quote author=huni_naija]*high five* [/quote]Caught it

CarmelloANGEL: Dats d golden rule...THOU SHALL NOT BE CAUGHT. Bt some wia caugh pants down...'di.ck in pvssy'

I laugh in igbo. All I got to say is b carefull with the kind of girlfriend u keep bcuz she might be the death of u.

arizona145: Its only a Dummy that gets caught in the act of cheating.

Many days for the thief one day for the owner.
When u get caught she might not let u know nd she might start her own escapade nd deal the hell with u.

[quote author=huni_naija]He already knows what i'll do to him if i find out he's cheating...

Someone or something is gonna get cut real bad... [/quote]Girl give me a high five through your screen. U r on point

shymexx: Nne, what problem do you I need to fix?? I'm definitely open to suggestions and advice from people... I know I'm not perfect and I'm growing everyday trying to be the best that I can be... I seek perfection everyday and you can let the "cats" out I promise I'll heed your advice and change my ways...

Damn!! I don't smoke zoobie/weed anymore... I stopped messing with that green herb time ago - I only do "puff puff pass" when I'm with certain people... However, we can get jiggy with it, if you're on it...

Yo mami, being around me is never a dull moment, I'm full of life especially when I feel comfortable around the person... I'll make you laugh to death - I'm probably funniest guy you'll ever meet... Shyte, I love adventure and nature - and be rest assured that your life will never be same again after, believe that...

shymexx i don laugh tire oh. u no wat i'm talking about. u have this strong feeling about igbo ppl, but u like their women right? u to like women ohh haba. n e ways like i have stated early apart from those things u sound like a cool dude and i wouldn't mind hanging out with u

Lmao at exposing boobies. For every action there is a reaction. So ladies be careful oh. Some men no wan hear

caseless: if what u said about this mix is true, then i'm intrested. U sabi prepare am abi?

How i go take get am now....

just cook you egwusi soup
and ogbolo aka ogbono soup. then mix the two together. enjoy with freshly pounded yam or garri with tombo or apple cider.

caseless: this came jst when i was about asking her out....

Are u the one on that pic?

yes

dlinglos: Boli and roasted fish anytime. Port Harcourt style!
Afang soup and fufu, washed down with assorted goat meat pepper soup CHEI my best too.

ah another ph babe in the building

SniperInADiaper:

your man looks nice

CFCfan: Yeah, that sounds epic. But do u really like Hooters food? I ask because I've heard that their meals are horrible.

oh i loves their chicken. dats about it.

CFCfan: Lol.. So how exactly will our 'fun' be?

good question. there is so much to do in my city or state. we would go to my skool to check it out and then go see old slave houses, go to hooters, the club, six flags, take a boat ride to this island that is close to my state, go car racing, of course foooooood. we would eat all igbo delicacies while reminiscing on our childhood then we would gyrate(papa luru mmadu ise). men dat would be epic

CFCfan: I hereby add u to my list

eh heh owu ugbua i bide ne makeri sense

damn nobody knows me? okpokija, otocha oh.
nobody except for shymexx wants to hang out with ada? e be like say una no sabi fun anyone who hangz out with me never remains the same

Tashamania: What Are you okay?

i don't think he is

[quote author=~Bluetooth]Because the yorubas and hausas planned with the US government to marginalize the ibos. . . .




Teaching ibo language in the states is like exporting the evils of Nigeria there.[/quote]you are a fool. i'll let u wallow in ur foolishness

schorlbone: ibo na language? It's morr like speaking in tongues.

oh una wan start abi? for your information yale and other colleges teach igbo dufus

kindabigg: Nah except if she's bald.

there is absolutely nothing wrong with being bald. amber rose is bald but u see black men braking their necks over her. my thing is one's natural hair should be healthy wether short or long. healthy hair is sexxyy hair. it doesn't make sense to spend all your money on brazilian hair when ur natural hair is looking like chubaka.

CAMEROONPRIDE: mirror pic really? How old is he? He doesn't have friends or what?

wetin concern u

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]That's sweet.[/quote]thanks.
mama mi where is our husbandi picshure?

free2ryhme: ... then post a picture what r u waiting for

i already did sir

awwwwww he looks like his daddy

toronto is gorgeous oh. da gurl is beautiful with or without makeup

some ppl even with makeup dem no gree change facial structure

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]If he's rich and well packaged, he's excused [/quote]he fears God, inclined with the spiritual and natural, this bobo dey scatter my medulla oblongata without even touching me. He is the definition of MAN. i wouldn't know if he is well packaged_{team onilla}. He takes good care of me which is the utmost important part.

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]adabeke, na wetin be this?

If this one na ypour bobo, return am. You can do better nau.

Choi!!

Wetin I no go see on NL?[/quote]lmao, if u only knew girlfriend

free2ryhme: How would they post a picture of their bf when 99.9% of women on nairaland are either lesbians or enjoy the service of sugar daddy

that is definetly not true. I'm sure my ladies got men begging to b their boyfriend, is just that they r busy stacking mula right now, educating their minds for their own betterment, ain't nobody got time for sugar daddies