₦airaland Forum

Powerfly:
Lolz.. This ur comment just made my day.!

Manab:
liar, during gej administration kukah is an advocate of preaching peace and now I don't know why de beat decide to change into music.

uptimumOne23:
Your moniker depicts your sense of reasoning

etrouble:
Stop saying this nah. What does he need Jesus for? The useless man should die while doing juju and voodoo so that he can have a comfortable place in Hell. He does not need Jesus. Let him continue making juju and voodoo until Thunder strikes him dead, then he will meet his father Lucifer.

pimper24:
I didnt know that its called lingerie

Womanizer:
Pray to be trim and fit when you also become an agadi nwanyi like her!

Worldliness:
She didn't wear it for you.

NwaAmaikpe:






No two men are the same but all real men are one.
Real men do not show pain or excitement through sounds...it is a weakness. That's why a warrior's only proof are his battle scars.
The same reason Princes Harry and Williams walked behind their mom's casket without as much as a whimper.

A real man does not moan during sex, no real man does that. Well, thats what I was told by my paternal grandmother's first lover.

So, I don't.

I'd rather take in occassional grunts or breath in deeply like my nasal ways are blocked but moan like a child whose sore was just reopened, no way.

If I must make a sound during love-making, it is to talk dirty and get the lady to tell me her secret sexual fantasies and bodycounts at that her moment of discretional vulnerability.

If you've seen lions, dogs and even hen's mate; you'd realize that moaning during sex is for the female specie.

Kind of reminds me of one sex partner I had in the past. She'd always beg me to moan for her. I told her I wasn't wired that way; you shouldn't expect a man who ejaculates with his eyes wide open to scream during sex.
She began emotionally balckmailing me that it was either I wasn't enjoying the deed or I wasn't into her.

I simply told her to be patient that it will come.
That the only time she'd see me moan for her will be at her funeral.

Skipperrabiu:
yet he was far better than ur currupt father who stole goat at night and sleep with his elder brotherz wife and now u're here old harlot shouting as if the uck u with bottle of castelo

BafanaBafana:
Poverty.
See most of these parents sometimes collect feeding money from their daughters. It happens especially when there is no father in the house
Their mothers sef dey tax the their daughters boyfriend join.

harmargedon:
yes I know a wife who was trained in the fear of God that cut of her husband pr***k because he cheated on her. she said that any part of the body that would make you to sin should be cut off.

Emlproperties:
You are welcome. I was greatly disappointed with Ikengawo. I never asked him to defend Orlu with his childish boast. But if you look at the beginning of that thread you’ll notice a pattern. First it was Melezenawi the imposter who will die one day for Igbo matter that jumped in to derail. Guess those who jumped in next, your guess is as good as mine: the nairaland so-called Anambra defender. Then 8Ikengawo jumped in to display his own.

Before you know it those who threw the bone sat in their sits as stupid idiots that call themselves brothers go to war. Arguing nonsense! And all of these happened while I was still typing the content of the thread. As a matter of fact I was surprised that as soon as I modified for grammatical errors, five simultaneous post followed mine instantly with the aim of derailing it; with the usual habit that has bestride all Igbo threads.

If you checked you’ll notice that they took over the page even before I began posting pictures. It was not until they turned it to a battleground that I rushed to modify the first content, adding pictures here and there in a bid to salvage the last visage of the thread. Truth be told, imposter may have gingered the derailing like Melezenawi aka Julius, but those who helped them take it to another level are those who call themselves Igbos.

The imposters are still here in the act. Meles is still here with his monikers. Two other good for nothing idiots that call themselves BeijinDosier and Ariesbull ran riot here. Another clown Bonesking was doing the opposite. And they would not leave because many have nothing tangible to post about their villages and towns, so when Igbo thread pops up they claim Igbo inorder to derail it. We know the pattern. Now to advice you, don’t be in a haste to jump into defending your state cause it’s not a lasting structure. The lasting structure begins from your clan, then your immediate tribe and lastly the larger Igbo nation.

States will come and go but the ethnic group remains, that should be our mission. Spyder did similar thing in his Enugu thread to give it a bit of sanity which is what I’ve done here as well. My solace is that I’ve have posted this thread on several popular Igbo facebook group where verifiable Igbos are found, and where there is nothing like Imo, Anambra, Enugu etc let them go there and derail it.

Emlproperties:
Did you ask your “We are Anambra” champions the same question? Ndimo did not even involve themselves here. This is strictly Orlu affair yet your people no allow us breathe.

It’s the same thing your state brothers do in other Igbo thread. Which make us to wonder if you guys do it deliberately or if its a thing from the blood.

If you doubt me open an Anambra thread and no one cares about it. You even go about talking about others there but no one gives a damn about replying you lots. But the moment you open an Enugu, Imo, Ebonyi or Abia thread your goons will immediately find their voice. Why is that so?

unshakablejihad:
jst shut ur mouth u lots are so disgusting!

rtdCivilservant:
Seriously, I used to respect u before cos I have always known u to be objective in ur argument, but seriously it's like u are beginning to lose it, probably u are influenced by the rantings here. I know u very well, ur mum is even from imo state.

NwaAmaikpe:





Polyamory is the way to go now.
Don't think it, do it.

If you sit and imagine the number of preeks your wife must have gobbled those 4years you guys were separated, you'd hate yourself for even questioning the correctness of wanting another woman in your life.

There is nothing wrong in loving more than one woman.
REMEMBER, we are created in God's image and God loves everyone.
If God loves several why should you love one?
The bible says in 1John 4:7-8 that "...anyone who loves is of God and knows God, but he that loves not, knows not God because God is love.

Love is not what you give to one person....you will suffocate the person, you will smother the person, you will appear very needy, you'd be extremely possesive, you'd be very protective and extremely jealous....these features will make you unattractive and very repulsive to that person.
This is when love backfires and and keeps the lover at the mercy of the loved.

The trick is to spread the love.
When you spread this love around several women, your emotions and heart become as balanced as an articulated Dangote trailer, which can run perfectly even if one tyre goes bad.

This is why the bible says in Songs Of Solomon that "you should not awaken love until it is it's time".
This is because love is very dangerous.
It is a like a very high voltaged current that can only be stepped-down by sharing it amongst many women.

That is why ladies love men who do not give them attention but despise the one who gives an overdose of this...because they feel his love is too much for only them to handle; they'd rather cope with the one who has just a little to spare.

The reason women go after men who have many women in their lives is the same reason women fight other women for men.
Everybody values rationed and scarce supplies.

NwaAmaikpe:





This must be very sexually frustrating..
Before lalasticlala and other elders come to your rescue, let me share my bit because it happened to me too so I relate perfectly to how you feel.
My son will always creep up beside his mother just when I am about marking our attendance register.

This kept on for a while so we deviced a trick...we'd go into the bathroom and do it there while the little fella cried away at the locked door banging on it with all his might.
(His noise helped a lot because his mom was a hell of a screamer.)

Out of fear of being reported for child neglect due to his constant loud cries, we deviced another trick.
We began dropping him inside our giant washing machine's carton.
I'd pack candies, toys and other likely distractions inside the carton and just drop him there.

Dude wasn't still distracted, he'd play for barely 2minutes and start screaming like he was abducted.

We learnt another new trick.

We decided to only copulate at 3am when he'd be fast asleep. The first time we tried it...this dude wet the bed just when the reverse cowgirl was getting into gear.
The second time, I was just about to put the key into the ignition when he began screaming like he just fought with the antichrist in his dream.
The third time, Newton's second law of motion was already in progress when he reached out his hand and dragged my schlong with all his energy.

That was when I knew this was more than just bad-timing...it was definitely spiritual.
So I cut some of his lock and took it to one native doctor who confirmed that he was the reincarnate of his mother's over-protective dead lover who died on his way to pay her brideprice.

That was the day I decided not to be bothered.
I'd shag whether or not the toddler was there...that was my way of claiming territory and telling that jealous spiritman that a new person was in charge of the kpekus.

That must have humiliated him because since then, before I even pull his mother's pant, e don run go parlour.

Racoon:
Ka Chinke goziri umu ada Igbo nile.Read about their Aba Women Riot of 1920 that set off the cascade of revolts that led to crumbling of colonial government in most parts of the Eastern region back then.What about the men dogged fight against the same whites in the Colliery Coal mines in Enugu back then?

This is also the same resilient spirit of the Igbo man that made our forefathers captured as slaves refused to give up on their fate even when they arrived the shore of the US city of ..........for servitude.They killed their captors & committed self annihilation to prove their unconquerable spirit.
cc: Amarabae, Adadike