₦airaland Forum

LINSAR:
I am a 24 year old man who has never dated before.
I noticed that my primary sexual characteristics, specifically my D, didn’t grow during puberty.

Early this year, I did hormone tests and they all came out normal. Though testosterone was low-normal(3.8 ng/mL in a range of 3 - 10).
I also did testicular ultrasound and the result was normal.

The doctor likened my situation to women’s breasts where some are small, average or big.
He said I just happened to have a small D probably due to genetics.

The problem is I see how women shame men with sizes even bigger than mine. I don’t have the courage to ask a girl out. The disappointment on her face when she finds out can depress me.
What can I do as I’ve been brooding over this issue for years now?

Don't be discouraged dear. Pls take it from a lady.

If you feel that bad , go get the fruit of a baobad tree, dry and grind into powder, mix it well with original shea butter and massage well. That's one of the safe dick enlarging method I saw from one of the herbal groups I follow on Facebook.

Moreover, do not worry much about your dick. Just don't be a simp and don't ever let anything discourage or bring you down.

Go and learn the art of crazy and soul touching love making using your , mouth , hand even your eyes and watch women bow at your feet.

Don't forget to thank me later or quote me in an old thread if you want more information from me.

blamingthedevil:
The audacity of a man who graduated with a third class in Philosophy to talk down on a Professor of Economics who graduated with first-class honours in Economics from UNN, earned distinctions in both his Master’s and Ph.D. programmes, and was the best graduating student at all three levels. I truly aspire to that level of audacity.

Peter Obi, while you were opening a beer factory in Anambra State as governor, Professor Charles Soludo was revolutionizing Nigeria’s banking system as the Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria. Soludo’s banking reforms between 2004 and 2009 are a major reason Nigerians today rarely lose their savings when a bank collapses, which was common in the pre-Soludo era. That is a real, lasting legacy that has positively impacted hundreds of millions of lives nationwide, unlike your beer factory, which has destroyed many.

Peter Obi, you won your re-election as governor with just 34% of the votes, while Professor Soludo won his with over 70%, despite your campaigning against him and endorsing a different candidate.

When Professor Soludo decides to contest for Vice President or President, I have no doubt that he will actually win, unlike a perpetual loser like you, who had to play the ethnic and religious card just to come third in a national election. Peter Obi, you are playing in Division One; Professor Charles Soludo is in the Champions League.

https://x.com/DrSolomonUbani/status/1987891115866181775

The audacity of a non easterner to tell us about Obi and Soludo.

1st class is not humanity. Passing six is not passing sense.

Odogwu no be by first class. We igbos knows what it is to be an Odogwu no be by cho cho cho.

Peter Obi is Odogwu while Soludo with his 1st class is a complete odiegwu.

Barely two days of winning election , he has started removing food from market women mouth and over taxing the people.

God I thank you that I did not vote that tyrant. Bianca should get ready because it is Soludo that will finally bury APGA

Nwaikpe:
I thought it was a guy using a bot.

that thing na confirm APC bot. E no fit reply you lai lai

Righteousness2:
The Arab media are covering, widely and relentlessly, the issue of the trapped terrorists in Rafah.
There is immense pressure to return them to Hamas-controlled Gaza, with endless quotes from parties involved in the negotiations, mediators, and even officials in Turkey promising that these terrorists will soon return home free.

This is the true test of the State of Israel. We must not yield to these pressures or show weakness. The terrorists in Rafah are not part of any deal - we owe them nothing. These are men with blood on their hands: some from the October massacre, others from the past two years of war, and still others from the last two weeks, when they violated the ceasefire, attacked, and killed our soldiers.

If they are allowed to return to Gaza under Hamas control, they will be celebrated as “heroes.” And who knows how much more blood they will spill in the future? We cannot allow that to happen. They must either surrender and face imprisonment in Israel, or meet their end in those tunnels in Rafah.

Any other option would be a victory for Hamas and a devastating defeat for Israel - one that would cost us dearly and prove we learned nothing since October 7. Our leaders must stand firm, resist all external pressure, and refuse to compromise. Our security and national honor are at stake.

(Yosef Haddad)

my love for Israel eh, knew no bounds

Yes, grand pa Ned should grow up. When you went ahead and marry a child and an exposed actress at that, you don't know this is what it will later degenerate to. This is what happens when men allow their utu to think for them instead of their medulla . Pa Ned , give it a rest. You have 5 other wives for crying out loud. Agadi n'agwo ofe. See how beautiful your first wife is, still e no do you. The next Regina wey you go jam fit be the snake wey go finally kpai you. No be insult , na warning.

Xso666:
Please guys I am seriously dealing with marital issues and I have posted on this forum as regards to how my wife turned into something else in my very own eyes. Well in my previous post I talked about how my wife changed in pregnancy though I am still not sure the pregnancy is mine as I have stated on my previous post how she is secretly seeing a guy in my street who sells female wears and I am a kind of person that don’t often stay in the house. To cut the long story short my wife has been pregnant for some months now and all I can say is that this past months have been hell for me as I barely even have 10 minutes conversation with my wife as she nags about everything and anything I do. I stopped getting jobs since my wife got pregnant and since then I have been at home but my wife has decided to make the house unbearable for me and this time she goes out to see the guy with her pregnancy and sometimes makes some secret calls and when I try to confront her she tells me to my face that I’m boring and making her uncomfortable. I have decided to send her back to her parent but I’m considering if I should wait till she gives birth before acting or I just take the bold step now. Please guys I need mature minds to talk to me on how to go about this and also she has refused having sex with me due to pregnancy and I have started masturbating too much and I am not having it again and I am ready to loose my mind and act otherwise but I don’t want to act based on emotions which is why I came back to this faceless forum to seek advice and also I need assistance in anyway just to stand on my feet as a man especially during this pregnancy before she gives birth.

my dear, you are too simple and too tolerant. See, make I no lie you, many women don't like men that are these tolerant. They will pretend to love you coz of what they are getting from you, but in their mind they dislike you. Do this, do not send her packing but start giiving her attitude. Stop caring . Pretend like she does not exist. Go out there and have fun, be happy and enjoy your life with your friends. Make calls too in her presence. If you don't know who to call, make a pretend call and you can even whisper sweet nothings to your phone and make sure she hears it. Laugh out loud and if she make a fuss of the whole thing, don't argue, tell her to leave if she cannot tolerate it. Do this for two weeks and come and thank me later

Nwaikpe:
You no use those bots to boost your likes and shares this time around?

Why na?

that thing you are replying is a bot itself

BluntCrazeMan:
Truth be told..

Things are beyond Obi right now..


He is not playing the game like he really knows what he is doing.

I don't think Obi can do anything about this.
If you know Anambra too well, you will understand that we love Peter Obi very much more than Soludo but you see in this gubernatorial, even me my humble self that so much love Obi voted Uche Ekwunife.

I voted her because, I recently had a problem, I tried to reach out to all the contestant including the Anambra first lady but all I got was a rude No.

It was only Mummy Uche Ekwunife that stepped out for me and this is not even her first time. Many people voted for APC mainly because of Mummy Ekwunife.

She is a very good woman with a beautiful heart.

Prigidypogodo:
i need your x handle please

I am not active there but if you encourage me, I will revive it. Will get back to you soon

3exe3:
i remember seeing something about trumps reelection . the person said biden will be sick kamala will takeover and lose to trump. all here on nairaland.

one thing I know about this nairaland is that we have human seers, aliens, reptilians and ghosts on nairaland. Take it or leave it

Pls do something fast. We are praying for Nigeria . and we are praying for US soldiers. Pls do something fast

fergie001:
You see?
You are getting very good at your law.

They have no locus standi been non-aspirants. Seyi Makinde is the new PDP leader now

Seyi Makinde is another wonderful personality but I doubt he will ever lead this great country coz of Tinubu's tribalism. Seyi Makinde is a detribalised Nigerian

Assuming ESN get sense, they would have become a formidable army that Christian communities all over the country would be hiring for help but instead they kept killing and spilling the blood of their brothers and sisters. I almost lost my life to them .

These yeye kanu boys turned the whole thing to one big kidnapping and ritual business . Even a single Fulani leg, they did not cut off not to talk of going after the killer herdsmen.

If not for our local Oka boys that Nimbo people asked for their help and who secretly ambushed and dealt seriously with the killer herdsmen , Nimbo too would have become history by now.

Ihe Amufu people , I already said more than enough, do the needful. My duty is to igbo land first

This news is for people denying Christian genocide in Nigeria. I hope una dey hear am. Even if you no dey hear, at least you dey see am. Helinues, come and carry your papas

Thank you baba God , thank you ndi Anambra ibem, thank you Nigeria police.

Mommy Uche Ekwunife, you are the best, pls join Apga coz you are the next governor of Anambra state. And I go carry your campaign for head like gala.

You are the only politician that I have ever asked for community help and you helped us out with all humility.

Others na zero. The way dem go even shout on you, no be person go tell you.

Thank you Tinubu for not interfering in Anambra election unlike one man that would have shouted orders that no election or even declared it ofe nsala day until better money grease his hand then a day before the election he will now ask voters to go and vote.
Once again, baba God we thank you for everything .

Dear Baba , during the time of Jonathan, you did not do anything behind the scene. You were not doing only cho cho cho , you were showing us doings and drama abi are you trying to tell us that your protest back then was money induced ? Today, you dey drink tea with God but you cannot tell God to do something about the genocide of Christians in Nigeria

Pls stop sending them military aid. Most of that money is given to boko haram and they in turn uses the money to buy sophisticated weapons that even our soldiers are afraid to confront them. Any Oga soldier that ask his boys to confront boko haram should lead from the front no be by cho cho cho

Who dey call for unity? Who be that ?

Abeg, this una unity , na where we go start from?

Should we start from Sanwolu , Tinubu's stooge that kept destroying igbos businesses or should we start from Remi Tinubu their mama who kept making derogatory statement against the igbos or should we take it back to the time of good luck Jonathan whereby it us only the igbos and their south south brothers that stood by him.

Abeg, you guys should not even get me started .

Okwa unity, make una chop una unity o . But one thing I know for sure is we igbos will always have the upper hand and the last laugh.

Uprightness100:
In an Interview with Rom Braslavski on Channel 13’s Hazinor program, the released hostage reveled:

"He (the captor) says to me: ‘Listen, if you convert to Islam, we’ll bring you lots of food, you’ll live with us.’ And I told him, ‘I was born a Jew, I’ll die a Jew.’ That's when it got much worse.

He came with a note and said, ‘It says here to blindfold you. These are orders from above’
He tied the blindfold over my eyes. Made sure I couldn’t see even a drop of light: tied one shirt around my eyes, and another shirt over it.

Now, my bathroom breaks were only three times a day: 9 a.m., 4 p.m., and 9 p.m. It was a nightmare. I had to hold my urine for hours. He also cut down my drinking water to half a liter a day.

A week passed — and I was still blindfolded.

After a week, he said, ‘There’s another letter. It says to block your ears.’

He came in holding two stones. He took off the blindfold just to show them to me. He was happy, grinning. He said, ‘Look what I brought you. I found these outside, looked for them just for you.’

He pushed one stone into my ear. It didn’t fit well. So he took a nail and started forcing it in with the nail, deeper and deeper.

I screamed, but he didn’t care. He kept pushing it in, deeper. Then he moved to the other ear and did the same thing.

He left the stones inside, the pain was coming from deep inside. Then he retied the blindfold even tighter, wrapping it on top again. I still have a hematoma here to this day.

He tied it as tight as he could. It pressed on me so hard that blood stopped flowing to my head. I could feel pounding in my skull, my brain was throbbing, I could feel my own blood, the pain!

I’ve never in my life felt pain like that. It’s pain I can’t even describe.

And no food. Not even a pita a day anymore.

And that went on for three weeks: blindfolded, no bathroom, hungry, in agony, with stones in my head!

Then he came to me again and said, ‘There’s another letter — it says to tie you up and torture you.’”

pastor, I really think you should post this as a topic on his own so that many people can react to it and maybe it can win more souls for Christ. This people are terrible!

Uprightness100:
Part 2 - interview with Released hostage Rom Braslavski.
"They took me into the apartment. They tied me to the wardrobe, one hand inside the closet, and one leg to the far end of it. And that’s how I was, 24/7.

After 10 days - I was starving. Listen, I was starving. I decided that if I reached 21 days, I'll k*ll myself.

And I said: I don’t care anymore, I’ll do whatever it takes to get food. I had a friend who once taught me how to get out of handcuffs. I managed to free myself and started moving my body. I was terrified, but I had learned how to free myself.

I searched the kitchen for something to eat, there was nothing. So I decided to make some pasta. I turned on the gas, but then the gas stopped working.

So I decided to make a fire. I took some books, went to the bathroom, and started burning them."

The smoke started spreading outside the house, and then Gazans saw it and came into the house.

"I threw myself under the bed and covered myself with a blanket so they wouldn’t see me. But they came in.

They pulled me out from under the bed and beat me brutally. It was so bad I could barely walk or stand for maybe two weeks afterward. They beat me for a full hour - punches, kicks to the face, one of them grabbed a wooden pole and was beating me on the head... A real beating to death.

But it was only the beginning, then everything became much worse."

(lelemSLP on x)

horror! Terrible ! Indescribable!

The only true man of God in Nigeria followed by Odumejeje. Odumeje no dey received tithe and he has been speaking against terrorists for a very long time now

Pa Ned should release this boy na ! Haba! These are part of the things that some us with foresight saw and kept warning Regina and her mother but they wouldn't listen. Now the chicken have come home to roost.

We don't have underage voters in igbo land. Small body no be under age. If you want to see under age voters , go to Zamfara and sokoto.

Kalashnikov49:
Abdulkarimu mudashiru

We dont buy your @ebuka167x narratives.

We love MNK even more than Peter Obi.

pls speak for yourself and your fellow ESN members. Any igbos that lost a family member or loved one to Nnamdi Kanu's ESN and still supports kanu should be shot point blank . He has no redemption. As for you igbo lagosians and other states, I have nothing to tell you . Na we wey dey our towns , na we knows where it pinches the most.

absoluteSuccess:
Brother, try to enlighten me and everyone that reads, you can also create a thread on the nomenclature of the killings in Igbo land, that's your beat.

Except you want to argue that nothing is going on in the middle belt or I'm not supposed to talk about it. By the way, I have right to pray for the Igbo as long as it's my prayer.

Why should I hate on my neighbors?

don't mind him dear. Do you know that it is still the igbos that are most vocal against the killings in the southeast even here on nairaland. While others mock us, we kept pushing and fighting it. That's why many of us did not and will never support Nnamdi Kanu type of Biafra. Some of us here include , Tochi, proudly omoina, paramakina, ejiofor , myself , ijele speaks etc

Predictor3:
Nigeria is a mess right now.
But what "nomenclature" do you give the killings going on in the East?

it is also the igbos that are more vocal against the killings in the East even here on nairaland . Eg , Tochi, proudly omoina, ejiofor, kingotex, my humble self etc

DomPerignon:
Turkey will finish Israel in one day if it comes to a war between two of them.

Even the US will not even dare intervene because Turkey is not a pushover and any threat from Drumpf will see Turkey dump NATO and kick the US out of their country.

Turkey has one of the strongest military in NATO and Europe.

Turkey dumping NATO will see it joining Russia.

Not something the US would want to see.

I repeat no be by cho cho like some data boys on nairaland. Show workings make we see. Seeing is believing

Abeg whoever is frying the turkey should cut small for me abeg. Dear Christmas turkey, no be by cho cho cho but by doings. It's not about belling the cat, it's about who go bell the cat. Netanyahu na big time odogwu

Newgoodkk:
Trump : You Talk too much . Nigerians are Murdered in Cold Blood Daily
Oga Trump ,Why all these Talk ,Talk Everyday .
.Why Telling the Nigerian Government to stop the Killings of Innocents Souls by Terrorist and Bandits.

Why Why and Why ..

Mr. Trump you know Quite well , Come 20 Years today ,The Killings and Terrorism would only Increase ,You know this .

Terrorist are Negotiating with Government while they Attends Meetings with Heavy Cache of Weapons .

Mr.Trump Stop Wasting time. .

Let all the Terrorist Sponsor keep Shouting it's the Natural resources you wanted ...

Move and help this Nation Wipe off these Terrorist Abeg ...

why the insult? No spoil work for us o. If e easy like that, why not go and do it yourself