₦airaland Forum

BoldBrainz:
Woman, keep your voice down, I'm trying to sleep.. !!

yes your highness

BoldBrainz:
😂.
What's the essence of staying when even you have refused to give me joy? The country is depressing and your "shakara", even more so.

BoldBrainz:
Can't do that. There's a reason he's trusted me enough to keep in touch for over a decade now.

pity the poor woman Biko, na beg I dey beg, pls my love

What God cannot do does not exist indeed. Am a living testimony. Nlf.pmod, come dear and receive your own blessings

I will hire him coz I need to keep my enemies closer. That man na Osama bin laden. He is a terrorist. I will also hold him responsible for any future hacks in the company

Ndigbo, ke kwanu ife anyi ga kpo nkea kwanu? Igbo fu nu onwe unu n'anya. Worksmart, you started this nonsense. Hope you are happy now? You know that ndi Anambra bido ebido, to stop them go hard. Iwe di oku da juo. I dey beg on my knees. Am from Anambra state but as a lady, I don't know where my final state will be

BoldBrainz:
Most people who pull stunts like this have no existing family members or close friends.

Don't doubt the possibility! I have a nigga who's lived like a ghost for the past 11years. Even his own mother has no idea as to whether he's still alive or not. I stopped visiting her cause everytime I did, she was always crying her eyes out and there's no way I'll ever tell anybody anything about him.

pls go and tell the poor woman that her son is still alive but she should keep it a secret. Chai! I feel for this woman. My heart bleeds for her

Igno ntorr! How low have your children stoop! Instead for ndi Igbo to join hands and uplift one another, we are busy tearing one another to pieces and you still wonder why the south south are backing out with speed?

Unu na e zuzu, ndi ofe wey no reach to untie our sandals, abia zie chi wa anyi ochi. Tufuakwa! Igbo ndo!

As full blooded Nwa Ada igbo, I am putting a stop to this nonsense name calling and insults. Igbo bu ofu, if you no agree, go and join ndi ugwu na be fa! Isi odizi Kwa unu nma,? God abeg o. Una shame dey catch me. Ogini bu ife nkea?

BoldBrainz:
It's not a lie. You should go to embassies in Nigeria to see the consistent daily crowds. Third cousin of mine moved with his family about 2 months ago.

Young and career driven Nigerians are leaving the country in droves. I'm still even here cause my money never complete..😁

So you want Japa ? Story! We die here.

BoldBrainz:
God abeg, how indomie generation take enter my life na..😂?

As children in the mid 80s to mid 90s, we were raised with this story of a historical football match Nigeria played with India.

"Nigerian Legend" had it that we were losing to India by 99 goals and it was decided that if we could score just ONE goal against the Indian team, we were to be declared Champions. The spice in this recipe is that the story claimed the Indian team smuggled "voodoo-ism" into the match, so much so that the ball was turning to all manner of devious things and beasts everytime the Nigerian players touched it..😂.
Funny and stupid, right?
So in order to be fair to Nigerians, a lone goal was all we needed to score to win the match, and the Legendary "Samuel Okwaraji" the "Eze-bunafor" of the Nigerian team, seized an opportunity in the last minutes of the game and sacrificed himself by kicking and scoring the ball while it flamed like a ball of fire.

We won the match by 1 goal to India's 99. Samuel Okwaraji died a National hero. India got banned from anything football to this day. And even at this point where I'm narrating this story to you, I feel very foolish for having believed it in my childhood..😂!

such a funny story. but you spoilt the whole show by calling me ' indomie generation '. Don't worry, we don dey grow you hear? We won't remain indomie generation forever

Regex:
This man sef

I don tire for the man too

Someone should pls narrate the real story to me. Did Nigeria truly played against India? What happened? Am very curious too

BoldBrainz:
😂😂.

You're just evil!

You eh!

BoldBrainz:
Oya, come and give me a phone number I can reach your kinsmen with.

get to you soon

Another source of palliative, thank you Soludo

Good for them. Tit for tat. Release the innocent farmers and get your wives back. If you don't go to the extreme atimes, you won't get what you want

BoldBrainz:
How much is your bride price please?

cum and ask my kinsmen

BoldBrainz:
😂.
Oh, that's a criterion for attendance?

yes na. It's for married women. If they catch me there, na to break my legs

BoldBrainz:
😂😂.
God abeg, which kind woman be this one na?!

Woman wey go trouble you and tease you at the same time

BoldBrainz:
Adaisback, why are you not attending this women's meeting?

oya, cum and pay my bride price make i join

BoldBrainz:
Lol.
You don't even know that. Just assuming I am cause I can supposedly speak English.. !

not because of that. Something in me tells me that you are a fine guy.

lapintoz:
Tony's call don enter voice mail

😄

e better not be o

BoldBrainz:
I've never really been a good person..🤷‍♂️.

too bad! Fine guy like you

BoldBrainz:
I didn't read this your novel.

I only opened the thread to find out if you're dead yet. And if you're not, to ask when you're actually dying.

chai! Too mean