LordReed:


No bi you talk say you see sign, which sign you see.

Lordreed you know what? I dey feeling something about you.
Are you using jinn?
Or you don see one before?

I see sign true true about my friend with the one wet me myself see with my korokoro eyes, I know say na true.

I wrote something about ulcer and I mentioned one doctor for there.
The doctor dey do as you are doing when I was explaining things to him, I spend two years and seven months going to that doctor because he's a family doctor and first class among his mate.
He did not take me serious at all, the day he started taking my word serious na that day I decided to change him to another doctor.
I do change him to another doctor, when I first go to the new doctor for consultation, I was explaining how things dey do my for body ( I no talk about head for him o, ordinary body sickness )
Doctor say make I stop talking, he come dey look me, he no talk, with his red Biro close to his mouth.
I now said doctor, was up?
Doctor now said he's confuse about me, that what I'm saying the symptoms are for olderly people, people like 50years and above.
But what confused him is that if I don't feel those signs in me, I can't explain it in details to him.
Na so he come take him time to examine me well well.
NA that day I know wetin dem dey call asthma.
Now the first doctor was a good man and powerful man just like you but he did not believe me just like you.
Believe or not me don talk my own is left for you to choose whether to believe or not.

Holla911:


I read your posts, this is what I think you should do. You have been to many churches yet you are not healed. I think you need to seek traditional help.
I feel you are trapped in your body. You are a very powerful person from a powerful source ( I suspect a marine object)
You are supposed to be a very rich and powerful man but you are running from your truth which has made your higher self to create inbalance in your life and causes great pain.
Do you dream of water ( streams, river ) or do you often dream of snakes ?

I see snakes, I also kill them in dream, two among those snakes was been killed by some men that I didn't know them.

For water, me dey enter water well well for dream I even dey walk on top of water and under water.

I even enter momy water house one day, someone tell me that if she wanted to appear to people she will appear in a good looking form but if I see her in her real form nobody go fit wait talkless of talking to her.
NA inside dream I know say na true, she have so many girls for her place. Her story for dream get as e dey do me if I want to talk am.
I could remember when I was like twelve years old I dey go fishing very well and I see many strange things in river.

For say I go to many church

I beg no vex my phone dey give me problem, na so he just dey operate it self , I

LordReed:


What sign did you see on your friend?

You want to be winning me abi?

jesusjnr2020:
Okay thank God.

I dey feel your style for here, so I dey much interested for your matter. Maybe na the bike wey I see you dey ride for dream.

It is well.

You fit explain how your head dey do you, and whether you still dey experience those maggots wey you say dey come out, make I put am for prayers.

The maggot don stop, before the maggot stop my eyes see hell, if I dey go like this,flies will be following me like say I shit for body, na so people just dey hate me just like that.
I thank God say the thing don go but I still dey see some hatred from people sha.

For the head matter, e still dey pain me o, na for front and one of my nose don block since 2002.
If one open now the other one will block

Also to read na big wahala for me, to remember what I read na another problem, even dream I find it hard to remember like before.

LordReed:


Dude you got told a story not that you witnessed any of the parts you weren't present for. Some guy down on his luck tells you he used to be rich did he show you any evidence of his alleged past wealth maybe like pictures or documents? I am going to say no since all he has is a nylon bag, he sure won't be carrying around any pictures.

If you once get money there will be traces of the money in you, only a blind man won't see that.
Let me give you an example
Look at me, I'm once a blogger and I join nairaland 2008, even though I forget all those account, email, phone numbers, the blogging part is still in me.

Before I will conclude about a story or incident, I go do my own research about the matter before I go come to conclusion.

For him mama own, me no go pork nose inside that one because na my own problem carry me go church, I no get power to fight witches.

Ayo081:


Hin bin dey claim say e get one revelation about T.B lol.

Hmmm

HellVictorinho2:




If you see my name as the reason why I have to curse the day I was born



There's also nothing I can do



Spits on my date of birth....

I always say this, don't allow God to preach to you.
Na the preaching you dey see so, go back to him and beg Him for mercy.

I for tell you one story where some ladies try to change my name to a thug name and how i decline, but I no fit write now.
Even if your name be Jabez God fit change am to a good name.

Remember say if God block road nobody fit open am, except God.

Ayo081:


Lol.

jesusjnr would disagree lol

Why?

LordReed:
Tales by moonlight.

You remembered am ba?
On sunday evening wey we go go seat down in front of TV dey watch tales by moon light, kapila, danger mouse and other cartoon program.
But this one no be tales by moonlight, na Super story, a real life story

jesusjnr2020:
Lol!

I wanted the story to finish first before making any comment.

Make me leave story matter first. How you dey?

I have been praying for you, and one of my prayer is that God restores everything that the devil stole from you, because I saw your story about how you were forced to leave your things somewhere because of attacks.

I had a dream where I saw you riding a bike, and I could remember you said something about leaving your bike too, so I thought in the dream you had gotten your things back.

I don't know if it revealed what's already happened or something that's going to happen soon, but that's the dream I had about you, and I thought I should tell you.

As for the old man, in my opinion, the thing he got from TB Joshua was satanic, that's why it's affecting him this way. The devil gives some good things, but what he would take from the person is much more than what he'd give, because he comes not but to steal, kill and destroy.

But Jesus is able to restore the man if he is serious and ready to genuinely seek His help. I don't think he's sincerely ready yet though, despite all his prayer and fasting because his motive seems not right.

That's my take.

God bless. Have a blessed day.

Thank you very much.
I don go borrow money from one of my brother and repair one of my second brother bike. It remain some little error sha but I dey manage am see money buy food.
The baba don move, I don't know his where about again. May be he dey inside Ibadan or he don waka commit as usual

MaxInDHouse:
Funny Churchgoers!

Funny indeed

PastorM:


Is this the end of the story?

No I have to stop the story right there, you no say I'm not a good writer like before.
How his mother attack him, when dey tell him not to go home from Akure.
He no grew listing, he said his children where in Ibadan and he did not see them for long.
He come Ibadan but they warn him that he should not set eye on his mother.
As he come home at night enter inside house and tell his kids and him papa that he will leave early morning the next day.
Na so early morning dem just had knock on at the door, and him don dress up to go back to akure, when he open the door to see who is knocking, na him mama, she just smile and tell him that, so people ask you not to set eye on me abi, now you don set eye on me and she turn back and go away.
Na so baba go back to akure o, immediately wet he arrive na police hand he landed, them arrest him go put for cell say him and his college join hand stold lister engine for company.
Him story plenty o.
Na the mama make him know that when he's under t.b.Joshua them no fit touch him due to under the umbrella that cover him.
Now he have two options is either he go back to synagogue or he stand on his own feet.

finish

Kobojunkie:
Look , this kain story na rubbish! What that baba needs is to wake up and go get the mental illness treatment he needs. You wey you dey help am peddle this story, how you take know say this story true? You dey with all when e happen? You see the man mama put witchcraft on him? Abeg stop enabling foolishness and get him the help he needs before we go hear say im don die and the next na im mama you go come here blame for that one too.

As I said your own no get reply.

Find one good deliverance pastor and be his friend, na that time you go see by your eyes.
Me no dey pick any story wet na lie put for here, do your own research first b4 you go condemn my story.

ClassicMan202:
Which kind story be this na

Is because you read it as a classic man, try to read it as unclassic man and you go understand am

xpressionx:
OP do you need help?

The help I need I don already put am for family section. Any help that you do, do it.
But for my head matter you can't help because no be small money

jesusjnr2020:
Hmm...

No comment on this one

smiliyB:
Serious help for that matter

Like how?

duro4chang:
Trash.

You think so, but is not, na true story

Kobojunkie:
Ask your baba to go in for mental health access mental at the nearest mental health facility. What you describe are symptoms of possible mental illness.

Tell him he should stop going to see alfas and prophets who know nothing but go see mental health professionals who can get him on treatment and help him find resolution to his sleep problems as well the quality of life issues he has been dealing with.

God no send anyone as far as starvation diets are concerned. The kind of fasting God calls good is detailed in Isaiah 58 and it does not involved starving yourself of food in anyway. Doing that which God has not commanded is counterproductive.

And the idea of prayer mountains is all paganism as God never put much meaning into the where of prayer but in the how - in secret and away from other eyes - Matthew 6 vs 6 - 11.

your own no reply

Nephilim:
hahaha hahaha! This na real waaaa o!


@op Your problem pass the baba and t.b Joshua combined hahaha

You mess up nephilim.

Greatzeus:
Migraine.. ye my head

Did you need it?

MightySparrow:
Buharinity + insanity = real problem.

.
Buhari no be my problem.
Insanity, we all have it.
Real problem, everyone have one or two problem that is real

As the wahala too much for in Lagos na so he come back Ibadan go dey work for suman.
Baba did not know that his problem has been kept somewhere for him, is due to the umbrella that he's hidden under na him dey make am look like say he has been delivered.

Him mama way don old now, way dey find way to deal with him before come start work loju pali

Na so she just dey control am any how she like, she fit control am make he waker go kogi after he don labour wey he don reach the time to harvest the reward of his labour na so she go control am go another state o.

Omo! Anywhere this baba go to, after them don try their best to deliver him na so them go tell say make him go to his former church.

Na so he waka from Akure in Ondo State come back Ibadan o, before he come come the church wey I dey.

Me no tell am say na synagogue make him go back to o, I just dey look am.
The reason wey I no tell am be say as you people no take me serious na so the baba dey do, if I tell am something he will lough me.

One day na so he carry his poly bag say him dey go that there is no power in the church.
The prophet started praying for him and see that somebody is controlling him somewhere but the wife of the prophet keep shouting that her husband should let him go, make witches no come kill her children for her.
That is how the prophet say he should and never return.
Baba just go around one a.m he go find one bush close by and sleep inside till day brack.
In the morning he come back, the prophet said no he should go.

Baba waka inside Ibadan, he did not go to him papa house, na so he go to one cele church.
The cele give him clothes and accommodate him for a week before them tell him that he should go back to his former church, they him money for food and wish him well and he move.

He started looking for me, so there is a place that use to go and pray, na so this baba go go stand there they wait for me to come.
One go there to pray na so I just see him dey sleep under tree.
I wake him up, and he explained everything to me but I still no tell am say na synagogue make he go back to.
The of the story.

Now time to answer those that insulted me

Make everybody dey talk wetin he/she like, na una sabi.

Make I continue my story jare!

The baba just dey Carry the seal that t.b.Joshua gave him for pocket everywhere he's going.

Na so people will come to him and him about the work that he did not know anything about, if he want to direct them to a professional that can help them do the work, they will say no, na him they want make him do the work for dem.

Na so baba come be contractor o, dey collecte contract and give engineer to do the contract for him.

Money come come yafu-yafu, baba abandoned his vulcanizer work wet him dey do come become person wet dey help people build house, buy motto, buy electrical gadgets for people.

All this while t.b.Joshua pray for a man and the come back, the man buy land for the church at ikotun near swampy area, them build the church and miracle they happen inside the church.
Na so people come they rush come church from every corner, church come full with different people.

As t.b Joshua tell dem before wet dem no know the meaning of what he was saying, na so dem no dey see pastor talk to like before o, dem no dey even see chance come closer to him, only one guy among them that always follow him up and down see chance to be closer to pastor, even the guy self baba no dey see the guy talk to.

Baba dey hold seal for hand and he dey use the seal do miracle.
One of the great miracle that he said he use the seal for was rising death with it.

If the seal lost for road or he misplaced the seal somewhere, the seal will go back home where he always keep it, so the seal no dey lost.

Na so baba started sleeping with those ladies that come to him to do labourer, before he go call his brick layer to accept you, your back most to touch ground.

Na so baba forget church him no dey go again, na contract he dey run after.

One day seal just disappear, baba find am find am he no see am.

That is the beginning of his problem.

One day a guy told the church members that they are not nice at all, that they are just a church goers.
They ask him why he said so, and he said their so called pastor was sleeping in a church that has no roof, no bed only one bench and a banner that he always use to cover himself so that no body will know that there is somebody in the church.

They argued with the guy small o but the guy tell them that when all of them live church, t.b.Joshua will escort everyone so if he reach one junction he will say good bye to them and he will go and find one place seat down till late night before he will come back to church to come and sleep.

Na so this baba and others just go hide for egbe o, late at night na him them see their pastor they snick, they look left and right before he enter church.

They too followed him for back snicking as pastor they do, they come near church they hear him praying for protection and for them before he pull the bench and sleep.

Na so them just bust in o, see how water they comot for pastor eyes.
He told them that he knows that his church members don't have much that's why he didn't ask for money from them to rent house.
Since then those guys always find something for him as pocket money, this make t.b Joshua to like those guys including this baba.

One day them no see pastor o and he did not tell anybody that he's going somewhere or traveling, for a month dem no see am.

One day pastor just show face he come call All of those guys give them mantle and tell them how to use it, he now told them that or though they are so close to him now but tomorrow they may not have chance to come closer to him as they us to do, that's why he gave them the seal so that they can be using it for their own good.

Say baba use it or not?
I dey come and make una no rush

I don already tell of of una say you should come down to my level and make una no rush.

I beg make I continue my story jor.

Now this baba was been use by his mother to join witches when he's small boy.
Or though she tell the father of the baba when he go and meet her that they should join hand to tack care of their son ( the now baba) the woman told the father of the baba that he should not waste his time about the boy that she have use him to get life and he can never be rich somebody in the future.
His father think that she was just talking thrash because of anger that is in her, they meet and sleep with each other and belle come, they try all means to get ride of the pregnancy, all na lie on till they born this baba o, after three years the mama go dump him back to him papa, na the papa take care of him till he grow up.
Because of wahala now this baba now hustle go Lagos where he meet tb.Joshua at ikotun-egbe where t.b Joshua was preaching for them and he join the church at egbe.

Is was a palm leave that they use to do Church.

Good afternoon everyone in the house,
I'm not a good writer like many of you guys,so need to come down to my level to understand this.

It happen in 2018 when I was living with one prophet in a church.
There is this baba that turn out to be my friend( I'm in the church before him)
This baba have a very stubborn spiritual problem, he will fast for week at times 9 days without eating yet his problem was still there, if he sleep na attack dem go attack am for dream and thing will affect him in real life.
Another thing is that when he's about to see brack through is that time he will carry his luggage and move, he can walk from Lagos to Ibadan with leg.

He knows most prayer mountain in Nigeria.

One day God revealed to me that the baba was a prophet and if I wanted to follow him I can follow him, but he has something to do, he most to put his footh back on track because he has miss read due to the love of this earth.

I go tell my prophet about the vision and my prophet say is true God told them to him and they do tell him, apart from they tell him before he come to us some people has told him the same thing.

I don tell unq how I take meet the baba now.
So wetin consign t.b.Joshua for the matter?
I dey come, make una no rush

Good afternoon everyone in the house,
I'm not a good writer like many of you guys,so need to come down to my level to understand this.

It happen in 20

HellVictorinho2:


Cursed Be The Day I Was Born

If you curse the day you are born, wetin you want me make I do?
Sickness, no money, no friend, no brain, no wife, no kid, no helper, yet I never curse the day I was born.

The name you call yourself alone is a curse "Hell- Victor-Rinho" why you no go dey see hell?

Change your name and attitude to good one and God go shows you the way

Remember say you no be Job

if make una keep on laughing me na una sabi

The day I first put food into my mouth and swallow it I fill heavy pain in my abdomen, I go tell doctor, he said na enzymes and my intestine don empty so is normal for I experience.

Omo na so I just started filling pain if I no eat for long o

Make I skip story, because I now know that you guys don know how I come across this disease called ulcer.

I don use many drugs both medical and traditional medicine, no result.

So in 2018 a man tell me the medicine in Church when I told him that I can't fast for long due to ulcer.

He said I should go and buy one Eko elewe ( Hausa call it kapa, IBO call it agidi but Yoruba call it eko elewe or eko)
Now you will smash this eko in a bowl and put the back of palm tree ( you can get it palm tree back in a bush, just make sure the cutlass you are holding is sharp to Peel the back of the palm tree)

You will put the back of the palm tree under a bowl and pure the smash eko elewe on top and add some fresh water to it.
Now read psalm 24 to it 9 times and keep it for three days before use, one cup in the morning before eating anything
Na so ulcer go run commit live you by God grace.