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Speaklove:
It's probably just because you were in the presence of God.

If may tell you, you are superb.

Yesterday I go and collected school of pastor form, they gave me free of charge.
My pastor said is the calling that is disturbing me.
Me that always forget things easily, how can I cram a book that have thousand of pages? he said he's going to pray for me that I will understand all what they teach me.
Now my question is, can God calling scatter Man's life?

I decided to ask about this here, because this is where I belong to.

I was in the farm this morning planting cassava, I just see this old man standing by the road side of my farm, I greeted him, he did not answer.
He now keep walking at the boundary of the farm looking at the rigged that I do, he will then look at me.

I was still greeting him as he's walking closer to me, yet no answer, not until he come closer to me and look me in the face then I re-greet him, he now answer reluctantly.

He walk pass me and keep looking at my farm, he now turn back and stand a little inches beside me looking at me as I was planting cassava.

He now turn and left, no word, nothing,
I'm now scared o, I don't now his mission o, that's how I pack my things and treck back home.

Please what can this mean?

The farm I do bargain with the land owner because I have no money to rent in cash, I clear the land for free and we share the farm into two, me take one part and the owner take the other part.

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Speaklove:
Is it the whole part of your right hand or only the palm?

The whole part of my right hand

Oga,
Why is it that when ever I'm in church, I will be filling hot in my body, not all part of my body o, na only the right hand side will be hot like say I seat near fire?

Lostchild:
Why on earth will I still want any sexual relationship with a Nigeria woman?

Why on earth will I have hard breaking sex with a Nigeria woman?

The last Nigeria woman I had sex with, her vagina tear my urethra.

She came for a purpose just to insert my left hand into her menstrual blood.

Mission accomplished, she left.

This sound funny
You no go kill person with lough

Godssword1:
The problem of forgetfulness is not normal. In most cases, it's not just a health condition but a spiritual attack. Allow God help you deal with it. See more in this article:

https://www.ibloggospel.com/2021/09/deliverance-from-spirit-of-forgetfulness.html

... God bless you

I don pray so many prayers, fast so many fasting, I still dey forget things.
Now I think is just need to go to hospital, I'm feed up of praying for one element for the past 20yrs.
The funniest thing is that I don't have money to go to hospital, so what left of me is to pray but I need to tell you that I'm feed up of praying on top of one thing and the was still there

EFULEFU1:
Few days after she/he screwed me I got gono
please, how do I cure it without going to hospital?
He/she is threatening to come and screw me again. Please help

You remind me of film title cyborg in the late 90s, boss go appear like man the next scene boss go be like woman again, he/she even kiss vandam self

I beg go chemist go buy drugs jor.

AntiChristian:
At least no be Absent.



I actually don't like comparison of God to humans. Elohim was used for the man that fought Jacob. Elohim is a Plural name for God. It is not difficult to say Jacob fought a man or an angel in human form. Why Elohim?

Jacob said he fought Elohim. Since you said the Elohim is an Angel. Another person can say it was Jesus. No be all of them be God in Christainity? Where is the proof it was an Angel Jacob was calling God?



Why did the Elohim he fought not have won the fight before daybreak?

Me don talk my own, the rest is left for you. Is the thing dey ask me to tell you I tell you so.

Another one, in Muslim sub books about Moses, they said Moses fought Asarailu ( Angel of death ) when he come and take Moses live, Moses box him to commer not until Asarailu when back to God and ask him where is the heart of Moses and why all his face swell up like this?
Asarailu now narrate what happen between him and Moses, now God ask Asarailu that did you know why Moses beat you? Asarailu said no!
And God said to Asarailu that is because you he can see you, now go in your invincible form and take the life of Moses for ME.
Asarailu went with one mind but in his invincible form and took Moses live.

Between the Muslim own story of angel of death fought with Moses and Jacob fought with an Angel in human's form, which one is more twisted and hard to believe?

There are so many unbelievable stories in Muslim doctrine but you choose to tarnish the Christians own stories and books, why?

The most powerful among all is Angel of DEATH.
He can kill Lucifer or any other Angel if God give him the charge to do so and he have no mercy.

Death can kill anything including himself, the only ONE that he can not kill is GOD all mighty alone, anything, anybody apart from that is a waste from death hand if God give him the order to take the life of such thing or being.

You scored F9

The man was Angel in human form, that's one
Two, if Buhari send a soldier or police to you and you slap the messaged, that means, you slap Buhari be that o

Three, is message that the angel wanted to deliver to Jacob but Jacob did not exercise patient even due he sees that the man is not ordinary man

Four, the jacking of his hip by the man which lead to make Jacob to be walking imbalance. One leg dey shorter than the other.
Five, the imbalance of Jacob leg is the sign to show you that only what God give directly is the best to the one given to, if you collect it due to lack of patience from either man, jinn, Satan or Angel, the thing most to get k-leg.

So for your information no be God directly wey Jacob fought with.

How did HE look like?

mariahAngel:
Na wah o! Some people get krase sha.

...but why did your brother have to leave his phone with her?
If to say she use am make some kind call wey go implicate your brother nko?
The truth be say most men like to dey do eye service when them don see woman, later them go come nairaland come dey yarn all those a gbagbukwa nwa nnunu, nne ya e fepu stories!
Make una wise up o!

Most of the time is due to the past experience of we men make us to help a woman not eye service or whatever.

If you see a woman suffering, it will make you to flash back or relate it to your mother, sister or grandmother.

If you notice lostchild well-well you will see that he has this tender felling for women and that is due to the love and caring that he has for his mother and sisters.

He now keep transferring it to any woman or girl child he come across, but the world is not what he think it is.

Me don already learn my lesson

This prayer get K-leg

jesusjnr2020:
Hmm.. That was close.

You get idea whether na you be the target or just a stray bullet?

That God for preventing the bullet from hitting you though, because that one for be another entire story.

Thanks for sharing. God bless.

This one really touch my heart, at times if I seat down and be thinking about those past experience, na so I go just dey thank God o

I really appreciate you consign

oazeez1991:
Dis got me ROTF

Na so we see am o

The way some 9ja women dey think na like upside down.

Me don already learn my lesson, as soft as you see women appear as dangerous as they could be.

No need to care for any woman at all, if she is not your wife just dey look her because if na you dey inside that suffering women go dey look you and dem go dey mock you.

One day my brother give a woman his phone to flash her lost phone, the woman use my brother phone to dial her own number, the phone was ringing but not where she stand.
The woman now beg my brother that he should please exercise patient with her so that she can trace where the phone was ringing from, and he accepted.
She go and comeback give him his phone and thank him very much.

As brother come reach house na so him girl friend just call him with anger, asking him who is that woman you ask to insulted me on the phone?

He did not know that his girl friend call him and the woman pick the call and she insulted his girl friend like crazy, after she did that she now go to call log and deleted the girl friend number and the receive call log.

But she did not know that the phone was set to auto record, na there my brother go and find out say truly the woman really bash his girl friend well-well

OAM4J carry this thread go front page now

All have been change to Tithe

Gbam!

If I understand you, you can't pray as you see the fellow Christians do pray abi?

I'm once like you, my was even boring because at times the church members will just fish me out to pray for the Church, I will say one or two words and I will finish it with Jesus name I pray.

Na so I just see people looking at each other and burst into laughter.

You what I did?
I go and mix with some prayer worrio, at times they usually side line me but wetin consign me, shebi na to know how to pray very well me dey find.

Latter I come dey go prayer mountain and I always attend vigil anytime there is one.

Na so me come improve my prayer skill o.
As for Muslim the way dem dey do their prayer is different from Christian own, so no matter how if a Muslim converted to Christian he most to experience what you are experiencing so.

lastchild:
very good, but what could make someone wants to hide his gifts?

Hmmmm
Anything can happen and it can happen from the hands of those that you never suspect

lastchild:
Many men of God who went to devil for power actually was called by God, but due to impatient, greed, competition or the quest to live upto what they've meant people to believe, many got lost and went to tap power from marine kingdom, babalawo etc..

There are different gifts in the ministry, what these lost men of God do is to go to Satan for the gift they don't have.

I know one that was a devoted Pastor , a soul winner, always preaching salvation, while he was in this church (name withheld) he was a deliverance minister that dealt with demons.

The moment he opened his own church, uncle is now a seer, he calls your phone number, tells you what you ate last night, the dream you had, your date of birth, the amount in your account. He sees like Tb Joshua.

Some of his miracles now looks more like magic. We that know him know that he has gone astray to help his ministry, but what confuses me is that he's still very much into soul winning message, preaching salvation, he's still into fasting like he used to. he's still living rightous (atleast from what we see)

i started asking myself, maybe tapping power from Satan won't take anyone to hell, if not, why would he keep living right, fasting and praying, winning souls. He acts like nothing has spoiled

My question is, is a man of God tapping power from Satan a ticket to hell? even if he remains a born again who lives rightous life

He will be paying devil back with something directly or indirectly, and that one go be his ticket to hell.

Another thing be say uncle may have those gift in him when he is under someone but he may choose to hide it.

So you can't say

My landlord for Egba na the wey make him run live church be that or though him case dey little different.

If they call your wife out and they call you out too
Now you and your wife come stand beside each other
Them come say make your wife confess the thing she did to you secretly

When your wife come open mouth dey confess, you come hear the un-hearable things goosing out of your wife mouth

You come be like, what da hell!

Acidosis:
All fake. This is a job well planned and executed to deceive the gullible. There are many things God wants us to know. Our phone number, bank account, BVN, or street number, aren't one of those things.

You are funny

God is in every mankind in different form.
A can run, B can sing ,C can fight, D can swim, E can see the future, D can see the past, F can see both the future and the past, etc.

Why you don't know that some people can see everything about you, including the bolded is that they will not say it out.

They will only tell you what you need to know, while some will is it to bamboozle innocent people.

haekymbahd:
I'm confused if the father is Jesus why does the son not know the hour but only the father does...

No mind them, that's how some of them always carry Prince do king and the king was still alive.
If you talk them go vex, Jesus na son while him baba dey for up, which is God.

God can never stoop so low that HE will live heaven and come to earth because of we humans, God is more than that.

I said it and I will say it again, Jesus is different from God.

Stay bless

A big Gbosa for you

G B O S A !

All this kind of article suppose be making front page on every Sunday

But na controversial threads about Christians they make front page

Mi o gbo ri, rara ati rara

Idamewa tete

Missyajoke:
Good evening everyone may God bless you all as you read through my short message on " When God says No".

God is not an author of confusion and the reason why a lot of people miss it in the Journey of destiny is because the didn't listen to God's instructions pertaining to important aspects of their lives like career, Jobs, Marriage. A lot of people are in the wrong career, wrong business, wrong marriage because they didn't listen to God's instructions. Some men and women married their enemy by not listening to what God says, God has already spoken to you about that the man/ woman you're in relationship with is bad for you, but a lot of people won't listen cause they feel they're too much attached to the man/woman and it's when they get married that they'll know they gotten themselves into deep mess for example we've seen cases where the husband killed the wife for ritual and also cases where the woman poisoned the man, when God asks you to leave a relationship just obey and leave before it ends up badly. Ask yourself can you manage emotional abuse, physical abuse e.t.c Some men don't want their wives to be greater than them and you know that you're a Child of Great destiny so getting married to those kind of people will spell doom for you cause your Success will always be a problem to them. It's only God that sees the future Biko leave that relationship and let God guide you into marrying the right person. Delay no be denial ohh. God has called you to be a teacher but deep within you is that what you're doing.

A lots of people have missed God's no for a Yes, listen carefully to God when he speak before doing anything. God speak to people so do the Devil also speaks to people, so you must be able to decipher between God's voice and the Devil's voice
SHALOM

Na here wahala dey

Some no get Holly Spirit that will direct them

Some dey dream but don't know the meaning

Some with dream o or Holly Spirit o, dem no get am at all.

How can those set of people know which way to go or which step to take?

I see some people that they go and ask from their pastor, prophet or Alore, still they mislead them.

Some will ask about their dream, the interpreter will interpreted half of the dream and keep the remaining part of the dream.
So many things like that.

For those that God is talking to them in spirit, trance, dream or whatever means that God use to communicate with them.

How can those set of people know that this dream, vision, voice or message is from God and not Satan?

derbykol:
No slumber here.Adeboye is not the founder.Make research please.

I knew that is not the real founder of RCCG.
I still tell you that you are sleeping but you don't know.

Open your eyes wells, open your eyes

Standing5:
Stop smoking weed when studying the Bible.

Parizz:
RCCG belongs to everyone. It is not owned by Adeboye and family.

Wake up from the slumber guys