₦airaland Forum

OsoDupe:
So u are telling us Alice did not know they were there before she decided to position herself before them to take a pix?

Don't mind the godly liar

The guy has inferiority complex.

Have you finished secondary school? Be the best in what you do and confidence will become your paddy.

Seems the chief bridesmaid finds this funny.

She should become a secondary virgin.

Flets:
If by the slimmest chance Buhari survives tomorrow and wins this election, extremely hard times lies ahead for this country. 

Definitely, the creeks will go haywire again, Buhari will send the troops to the creeks and together they will set the oil facilities ablaze.

While these persists, the oil producing companies will simply withdraw their personnel from the volatile region and all foreign investment will seize in all sectors.And even if the troops kill 90% of the militants, it will take just one militant, a dynamite and just one location along the multi- kilometre trunklines to continue to wreck havoc. 

Fast forward to 2019, if we remain one country and without a civil war,, we will be an economic wreck with no allocations and salaries, no capital projects, no hope with dollar exchanging for 400 naira and we are worse off than we were in 2015.

Cos the truth is that without crude proceeds for now, Nigeria is finished. 

And then, we'll be screaming another 'Change' because we would have learnt a bitter lesson in the hands of the Fulanis, Tinubu and Saraki.And then we will ask.... Why were we this silly?

And before you quote me, make sure you outline in clear terms how you or Buhari will avert this obvious calamity staring us in the face


Only last week, they creek boys seem to have resumed activities by kidnapping at Yoho facility operated by Exxonmobil and have shut in 80KBD already. Are we ready for this for the next 4 years?

The entire world stands to benefit from a crisis in the Niger delta. Its not a coincidence that USA who abandoned us at the height of bokoharam is busy shouting for change in govt . Crises in the ND will reduce supply of crude to the Oil market and that would drive up the price of crude for producing countries.... But at Nigeria's expense.

Nigerians.... Be Warned!!!

Reasoning on point!
We are so gullible that we believe anyone who tells us they'll turn our 'mourning into dancing'.
And since these politicians aren't magicians, they don't pave our streets with gold after we vote them; and the damage has been done. We have to wait 4 or 8years for them to vacate their seats and the cycle continues.

solidhomes:
She is not walking well yet so I don't want to stop breastfeeding now. I try to feed her pap that way but she spits it out. She can only take it in the traditional way of force feeding babies. Please do you know any fruits I can try again? I've done banana, mango, mashed apple, cooked carrot, grapes and oranges. She used to take pineapple with her dad but not again. She eats few grains of rice and like 4 strings of noodles.

Madam, breastfeeding does not improve baby steps. Weaning is necessary for your baby to develop and for you to save your breast additional gravitational pull. Your baby needs other foods to get the needed nutrients which breast milk at this age will not give her.
You want the best for your child and I am sure you are trying. Just continue cos that's what mothers do- persevere.
You've tried most fruits, just continue to make them available even if she handles a bite per meal.
For solids, have you tried soft EBA with ogbono/okro soup?
Kids generally improve on their appetites as they grow older.
Cheers!

egift:
"General Muhammadu Buhari as a member of the Supreme Military Council and as Head of NNPC was by nature taciturn and introvert. But he took any work that was given to him very seriously. He is reliable as he is hardworking and honest, his path of moral probity and rectitude is incorruptible"
– President Olusegun Obasanjo - in his book, "Not My Will"

So adanduka do you know Buhari more than OBJ (Both were in the Army. Buhari served under him as NNPC chairman. Buhari was at SMC with him. Buhari was his Head of State). So who are you again?

People who want looting and massive corruption to continue in Nigeria are the only ones fighting against Buhari. This Change is unstoppable.

No, I do not know Buhari more than OBJ. But I wouldn't trust OBJ with my pet rat.

Stop breastfeeding her. Just stop.
Sometimes you have to force kids to eat. Yellow pap with Nan and other solid foods like rice and eba will do.
Feeding 1 year kids pap is easy. Hold them like a baby and firmly restrain their hands and legs and give the pap.
Keep trying different fruits, there must be some she likes.

Great tips.
#America isn't heaven
But when you convert their dollars to Naira, it feels good.

ALL HAIL BUHARI THE MIRACLE WORKER
ISNT IT OBVIOUS THIS MAN IS DESPERATE TO GET INTO ASO ROCK?

Cutehector:
I trust our nigerina ladies will not be so wicked to use this.

Hehehe, you will soon lose your trust

Do you have an Abuja distributor or office?

We have noticed her.
She is trying to be relevant.

E don do.
How many times will you post this today?

She wants you to join the bandwagon of divorcees and she'll succeed when you give in.
Your videos may be flooding Nairaland soon.

henribj:
don't say the boy is not worth the mother's sweat
what did he do wrong? only because he squandered the mothers money? is that enough to disown him?
other boys have not worse and yet there parents still hug them and welcome them home
or is it cos he impregnated a so called educated girl who was foolish enough to get pregnant for a boy, has it even occured to anyone that the so called educated woman is not desperate for marriage and therefore took in intentionally so as to tie the young boy down? with all the connections she has, she wan tell us say she no sabi where to go do abortion?
abeg free the boy jor
the only guilty thing he has done is to chop him mama money, which is not an unforgivable sin/offense
others dey kill them papa and mama to inherit them wealth talk of ordinary stealing
mtcheew

I fail to see where you are headed with your line of thought.
So the girl is foolish but the wise guy who gets a girl pregnant while squandering money should be applauded?
I hope you marry a sane woman, if not your children would squander your money and impregnate girls and you would blame the pregnant girls.
Mtchew...

egift:
Nigeria can only have ONE Commander In Chief at a time. Don't be deceived by the illegality under Jonathan; where Patience Jonathan is summoning Security Chiefs and the Army moved without the knowledge of Jonathan.

Change is coming. 5days to go.

You believe in a man who will not fail to disappoint.

obiZEAL:
am sure if ur gf jilts u, u will blame APC.

As funny as that sounds, my statement rings true.

That church that she is lying in front of and praying, is it that the pastors or priests have not noticed her; unless you are one sha. If you are then, please seek legal counsel and if you're not, please persuade them to take up her case.

But that boy is not worth the mother's sweat; slaving away for an irresponsible kid.

So he would rather watch the Nigerians he 'loves' die because he isn't President and when the ones alive vote him in, he'll deliver them from Boko boys?
If he has the solution to Boko Haram and hasn't offered it, he doesn't deserve to be a Nigerian citizen talk more of President.

Sad news indeed!
You for snap your TV screen as you dey watch am.

greatgod2012:
Am I the only one who observed that they were more beautiful before undergoing plastic surgery.

Yes, cos other viewers had plastic surgery done on their pupils.

After farting on those fruits, folks will consume as FRESH

APC @ work.

I'm electrified due to shock

Inspiring.
I am learning.

Your husband looks younger than you (It's a compliment o) and it will rub off on you

Didn't you hear about the 22nd March deadline?

He is without sin.