₦airaland Forum

xpectme:
I swear over wicked, my galfrnd is short n very wicked

KunkAcid:
And short ladies are loquacious and wicked!

Checkmate!

sirugos:
Yesterday l went to a restaurant. l saw there was a WiFi service, so l asked for the password. The waitress told me eat first, so l placed my order. After eating l asked again for the password, and again, she told me eat first. Feeling frustrated, l ordered black coffee. After coffee, again l asked for the password. They told me eat first. Then angrily, l walked to the restaurant manager and asked for the password. He replied eat first !!! l was about to explode, when I finally saw a sign on the wall...

Wi Fi password = Eat first.

falcon01:
why is he trending these days??

Foodforthought:
Which kind mosquito dey bite me self?

ifegadinma:
Try to gain weight without carrying heavy loads on your arm. However if you have an apple Shape, be prepared to have larger arms.

zayidhs:
Incomparable, Huawei heads and shoulders above Tecno.
I hope you know that Huawei just broke into top three and overtook apple to be the second largest mobile phones market shareholder.

HolarQD:
Lesbianism is evil because your bible or quran said so. Stop using "we" please, refer to yourself alone. Lesbianism doesn't and would never affect anything around anyone who's reasonable enough to know the basic principle of "Live and let live". The only problem I see here is that it's illegal here in Nigeria

Nawteemaxie:
Needles and pins, needles and pins; When a man`s married, then trouble begins!

spartacus11:

LionDeLeo:
Izunna Ajaere,
I no know the people wey dey bear dis name but e be like say na dem again, the "hardworking ones".

soberdrunk:
One day i will just vex enter studio and shoot pre-wedding photos with crates of gulder....