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Nigeria is gradually becoming a jungle nation. WTF

Mr over size teeth. I guess he's a cousin to the Mr bite. But the guy's football skills are legendary.

Ruling from 1964-1991 to me seems like changing from one pattern of slavery to a much worse model of slavery. Reminds me of one country somewhere very very far in Africa that I was told of that moved from frying pan to fire. The citizens are really regretting the choice of a president they made. However, the zombies who elected the Lucifer into power for fear of lynching and rejection continue to defend their oppressor.

Anyways, what was now the purpose of the independence? To fulfil his selfish desires, I suppose. Do I sight Nelson Mandela in the pishures? The only African hero I know. The late Zambian president is no different from the late Mugabe. Africa really has terrifying history to tell

If not that these Fulanis are a very stubborn people, and govt are not sincere, why should government key or invest into private business? Does govt invest in spare parts, electronics or other private businesses in the country?

Majority of these herders are silent billionaires if you don't know. A grown cow costs as much as N200- N600k and these people will be controlling tens and hundreds of these cattles and they can not still provide ranching for themselves? Please tell me what I don't know.

doffman:
. I can see frustration and pain in your post . ahaaaa. Your pain will be slowly and deadly don't worry OK.

Take note , I will not leave you until I finish you up and open up your hairy yansh in this forum .
You this stupid and shameless prostitute who is scavenging in Oyo state before you can eat .

Adora , a shameless prostitute will be known by everyone , even in your village .ahaaaa

. This Doffboy must really like hairy nyansh, due to the frequent use of shalanga without roofing sheets where you spy on your fellow 'afonja wife's nyansh'. Your view is only limited to your pitiable and local environment. I'm really sorry for your miserable life.

I have really achieved my projected goal. If you had not replied me last night, I might have been devastated thinking you had won but hence you replied, you have just made your shamelessness global.


Having proven to the world that you're a f00l, I will no longer comment on your mentions going forward because you're my slave. I have recently bought you for life as a result of the resounding defeat I gave you besides, you keep saying one word over and over again. Thus, you've literally become boring.


So, the first task I'll want you to do for me, your master going forward is to continue to bark like a dog even when you're being ignored.


Talking about discipline, unlike you, I will keep to my words, nothing you say will provoke me to reply you because anything you type will be under the influence of the torment I have already put you through. So, I'd happily understand the sifia pains you're going through.

Meanwhile, you have the floor now to display more of your stupidity. The world is watching. I'll be watching ' in view only' too. Remember, silence is the answer to a f00l. Anytime you bark without response, bear in mind you're a fool.




For as long as you continue to mention me, carry this slogan heavily and conspicuously in your lizard-like heart. 'Doffboy, Afonja is an omo ale bastard'. That will be my response to you going forward.


Not that I will literally reply you, but it will figuratively be my response to you. So, anytime you mention me in a suicide-like manner, it will mean that the word 'Doffboy, Afonja is an omo ale bastard' is the reason for your torment.



Au re voir, Doffboy, Afonja, omo ale bastard.

doffman:
Ahaaaaaaaaaaaa . It pained her and shocked her.

Don't worry , your sufferness has not even started .

Go to Google and type adora prostitute nairaland and see how adora the prostitute comes out . ahaaaaaa

Don't worry , watchout the day I will attach your full name and that your ugly picture alongside with your prostitute post

What you failed to understand is that before you will be giving visa by most countries or be giving job by a standard employer , they will search your name on Google which will reference them to Nairaland and they will know how stupid you are ahaaa


Adora , a shameless prostitute will be humiliated as usual .

I keep saying it. You're a dunce. Let me break it down, you're a mumu with cow brain. I never see person wey dull like this boy before. You just keep shaming your village people.

How's this beer parlour thoughts even possible self? What do you even high on? Cow shit? Coz certainly this is no weed.

I'm just happy for one thing. The way I'm able to remotely control your miserable life. By the time I'm through with you, your remains will be worse than the remains of a rotten meat devoured by vultures. It gives me so much joy. Mumu wey dey suffer from sifia pains thinks I'm walking in his shoes too. Doffboy, my servant, nothing else gives me joy that you replied my chat after vowing not to. It means I own you now. You be omo ale.

Anything you continue to say going forward proves you're a born by mistake omo ale. Don't worry, when I'm through with you, you'd be exhausted to type with those your rotten fingers.

doffman:
Trash as usual ..

Meanwhile , Congratulations , Google has confirmed you as a prostitute ahaaa

I will be dealing with you strategically ahaaa.
By the time I finish with you , you will be begging me to stop, I will not be rushing to do that anyway, so that you will feel the pain for a longer time

. Doffboy. Mumu, you think Google works that way? Google is not an Afonja site. Your mumu is so legendary. You should be given a mumuish award to your name. Google can only give you what you alone imagine coz you're delusional. In other words, you're mad. I didn't realize you were so pained during those days of your silence. What else did you do with your time during the break?

Doffboy, my servant

doffman:
Ahaaaaa . It entered her well . Just because I lectured her, she is still in pain

She even called herself God . I am very sure you will never no peace

A shameless hairy prostitute want to stylishly end the post without answering all my questions. Ahhhaaa . Can't you see you lack intellectual skills.

Adora , an hairy prostitute was so frustrated that I lectured her

I triggered her stupidity to the extent that she was so frustrated and wrote a long epistle to console herself ...Ahaaaaa .

Up to the moment, the shameless prostitute has not answered all my questions and she want me to be replying her.

I will not allow you to end the post, I will be striking you at anytime I like with just a single post to trigger your stupidity so that I can prolong your sufferness.

I will be triggering your stupidity so that you can suffer more and at the same time, I will be exposing you .

My silence alone is a punishment for you You will never know the time I will strike you and punish you in the forum.

By the time I finish with you in this forum , you will know that Afonjas are your master .

Anyway, I have important news for you tomorrow , take note

Adora , an hairy prostitute ahaaaa

Doffboy is a true bastard o. People come and see Doffboy. You didn't know I have you on remote control. I knew there was no way you wouldn't respond to my last post. I told you unless this is over before it can become so.

I just wondered how much of sleepless nights it gave you that it took you nearly a week to respond. Chai. Sorry, my boy. I told you, you're my boy and my slave. What you don't know is I'm your creator. It's insulting when I'm ever compared to you. The only comparison should be a relationship between a master or a servant, or between a God and his worshipper.

My boy,you have nothing to offer as usual except your endless blunders which you keep making. You can never travel beyond south west with this quality of education. You can only be claiming local champion in your street. Who in the world says " an hairy" what kinda blunder is that? Where did you even come from self? Why are you so shameless?

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And we have a government. Can we all get to own firearms already?

doffman:
Ahaaaaa . It pains her that I lectured her..

Adora , an illiterate prostitute has been humiliated in an open forum .


All my aims have been achieved . You are a confirmed Illiterate prostitute.

Note: If you quote me , I will not reply you again because, I don't want to engage myself with a known, shameless and illiterate prostitute like your personality ; You don't have anything upstair .
.

BYE

Afonja doffboy is like Adam after eating the forbidden apple.


Wherein I am Lord. And I echo loudly, " Afonja! Afonja!! Afonja!!! Doffboy! Doffboy!! Doffboy!!! Where art thou?"

And Afonja the Doffboy replies, " I am ashamed and naked"

Then, I ask, "Who told you that you are naked?"

Then Afonja queries, "Is it not the bashing of my life that You gave me that stripped me naked? You thoroughly beat me black and blue. If I knew you were this potent, I won't have tried my ignorance on You". (Doffboy, please take note on the letter cases).

Then, I am furious and with much anger I say, " So, you had the audacity to challenge Adaora, your God, for this singular act, you are cursed with a curse of utter silence for the rest of your life. You shall neither make further comment on this matter nor on any other nairaland issue. If you ever post, comment, share or like any subject on nairaland, I shall revisit you with a much bigger punishment and plague than this."

And Afonja cries and wails in silence knowing fully well how terribly, Adaora, his God had conquered him.



This tribute is in terrifying memory to Late Doffboy, the Afonja illiterate.




















The End...

Very good. Since this was said on national TV, no need for all talks and no actions again

doffman:
Ahaaaaa . It pains her that I lectured her..

Adora , an illiterate prostitute has been humiliated in an open forum .


All my aims have been achieved . You are a confirmed Illiterate prostitute.

Note: If you quote me , I will not reply you again because, I don't want to engage myself with a known, shameless and illiterate prostitute like your personality ; You don't have anything upstair .
.

BYE

I know it's not easy for you staying silent while I torment you having known you've been thoroughly defeated. Don't you have any more jargons to say? Please take this moment to reflect on your poor education and background. Maybe now that you're silent, let me use this medium to school you for free. Your silence shows you have unanimously crowned me a dexterous expert of English language. Now, If you must learn, call me 'master'. The offer is valid for only one hour.

Illiterate Afonja

doffman:
Ahaaaaa . It pains her that I lectured her..

Adora , an illiterate prostitute has been humiliated in an open forum .


All my aims have been achieved . You are a confirmed Illiterate prostitute.

Note: If you quote me , I will not reply you again because, I don't want to engage myself with a known, shameless and illiterate prostitute like your personality ; You don't have anything upstair .
.

BYE

Otondo, where are thou? Don't you know, he who fights and runs, na fear dey catch am?

doffman:
Ahaaaaa . It pains her that I lectured her..

Adora , an illiterate prostitute has been humiliated in an open forum .


All my aims have been achieved . You are a confirmed Illiterate prostitute.

Note: If you quote me , I will not reply you again because, I don't want to engage myself with a known, shameless and illiterate prostitute like your personality ; You don't have anything upstair .
.

BYE

Banger upon banger. And the dunce keeps bragging and making more errors. Shamelessness can be a virtue too. Like I said before, unless I call it a quit, this conversation ain't over.

doffman:
Ahaaaaa . It pains her that I lectured her..

Adora , an illiterate prostitute has been humiliated in an open forum .


All my aims have been achieved . You are a confirmed Illiterate prostitute.

Note: If you quote me , I will not reply you again because, I don't want to engage myself with a known, shameless and illiterate prostitute like your personality ; You don't have anything upstair .
.

BYE

Apologies for a delayed response.

Even your lecture reeks of jargons. Your life is completely full of errors

doffman:


When I said you are an illiterate, do you think I was not right ?
Let me lecture you small.

Take your Biro and write it down.

Hairy

Meaning : covered with hair .
Status in a sentence : Adjective

Igbo women usually get unwanted hairs in their body like men


Prostitute
Meaning : you know that already
Position in a sentence : Noun

Rule : Adjective qualifies a Noun
or in a simpler term your brain will understand , Adjectives are the attributes of nouns .


Do you get that to your dull brain now ?

Adora, an illiterate prostitute .

Adora , an hairy prostitute .

I told you already , you don't have anything upstair .

You've just justified your stupidity

doffman:
It is glaring you are not well . What are we saying and what are you saying ?

Adora , an hairy prostitute . You are not well

Another banger... Which one is "an hairy prostitute" again?



Afooooooooonja!!! Idiegwu!!!

doffman:
See the illiterate

Up to the moment , you are still dodging my question(s) to provide your evidence based valid answers and you still failed to provide it . lolz. You are still bragging up to the moment . Can't you stop disgracing yourself in an open forum .
Nobody will beg you to provide your valid answers to my questions . It is glaring , you can't provide an evidence based answers because you lack such knowledge.

Who begged you to come to open forum to run your mouth that you are a big girl .

Tell us your brand(s) or your business setup apart from your prostitution work ; let us see how big you are That is another challenge for you .

A public prostitute forming a big person
Aahaaaa.

You are a Mad YEBOO with a muscular Yam leg. so, your bragging is expected ; it is in your Gene. That was why you will always be a slave to Fulanis and Yorubas.

Adora, a public prostitute . You are a poor girl .
A prostitute is a prostitute , no matter how you package yourself .

Another question for you :
How much do you earn per month or per day since you claimed you are a successful Prostitute and I will tell you how poor you are .

Adora , you are a shameless prostitute no matter how you packaged yourself.

. In order to understand your posts, I always engage some afonjas to help me translate your posts from Yoruba to English because personally, I can't comprehend you.

But why all the plenty talk? Please note that I'm not responsible for your life's misfortunes. Don't come and commit suicide o.


Afonja illiterate.

doffman:
So you mean, you can't defend your points with any valid law of English . You are an illiterate.

Up to the moment, no single valid point from any known evidence based research to support your notion . You think English is your Village language right ?

Adora, a branding prostitute forming a village teacher.

The challenge still open .

Upon all your bragging, you are still a poor prostitute who will run to Oyo and Minna to sell your body before you will eat .

You don't have any point again than to be suffering yourself to be looking for my typos errors.

Adora, a shameless and public prostitute .

Don't try to give any false excuse to stop replying me.

Just be looking how I will finish you in this forum.

Adora , a branding prostitute

Don't confuse typo errors with your low IQ. When something happens once, it's an incident, when it happens twice, it's a coincidence but when it happens after a third time, it becomes a pattern. This is who you are. You're a dullard. I may school you for free but I can not have my prospective student learn by compelling me. It doesn't make you appear smart. You only look more stupid.

I'm glad you know you've been typing all gibberish but I can't teach you in the manner that you want to learn. Perhaps, if you could approach me in a more polite way, then I may impact my intellectual prowess to you. Until then, you can keep making foolery of your entire generation for free. What I have achieved in life, no single member of your family either dead, alive or yet unborn can attain such success. Remember, no be curse I'm just stating a very bitter fact.


Illiterate Afonja

doffman:
It is glaring , You don't know anything .

Am still waiting for your English law to support your point.

You are so shameless to even mentioned your poor name with prostitute .

Adora , a branding prostitute .

You can not make a correct sentence. Until the day you type correctly only will I stop replying your mentions, but up until then, I will continue to torment you into making more grammatical blunders.


Only an illiterate says "Am still waiting for your English law to support your point" or says

"You're so shameless to even mentioned your poor name with prostitute"

Not to mention, "Adora , a branding prostitute".


Afonja illiterate

doffman:


Another challenge ahaaaa

Now, let us start with the first challenge if only you have something upstair ?

This time , you will not escape .

Adora , a branding prostitute.

How can I have an intellectual challenge with an illiterate that does not know how to properly place punctuations?

Even the sentence, "Adora , a branding prostitute" reeks of error.

doffman:
Ahaaaa

You must reply to my challenge and finish what you have started .

Adora , a branding prostitute. Ahaaaaa

How I wish you should reply to my challenge and you will see how I will lecture you.

The challenge is still open
Let Afonja teaches you what you lack .

I always proud to be Afonja !

What about you ?

Hmmm. This life ehn.
Adaora, a branding prostitute?
Let Afonja teaches you?
I always proud to be Afonja?
How I wish you should reply?

Not a single correct sentence in all the gibberish you spewed. And you want to match me up with a challenge?

How come you're so daft like this? Can you please go and complete your secondary education ?

Afonja illiterate. Why am I already so disgusted?

God is great!!!

doffman:
Which language is that ?

Is this your reply to my challenge ? Lolz

You mean your dumb challenge?

doffman:
is this your reply to my challenge ?

Ahaaaa . You are a confirmed illiterate .

The challenge is still open .

Adora , a branding prostitute forming a village teacher ahaaaa.

Ewwwwww.

doffman:


It is a challenge . OLODO
It is glaring you don't have anything upstair .

See a branding prostitute forming English teacher .

I challenge you , You are a confirmed illiterate who always write in Pidgin English.

Is there no educated person around you? Why are you making foolery of your tribe? I'd be ashamed to be associated with such an egotistical illiterate like you.

Afonjas are really shameless

doffman:
It is glaring you are an illiterate that failed to understand English .

You don't know where to use brand and and a branding . The same way you did not know how to use programmable and programmed ahaa . OLODO .

You are a branding and hairy prostitute . Show it to your teacher and tell him to confirm your illiteracy .
So because you use brand in your own context then , I should use it as well. It is glaring you are an illiterate of highest order .

Tell me a law where to not use a word branding alongside with a word prostitute. You need a small lecture self .

Adora , you are a branding prostitute

I challenge you if you have something upstair.

Did the otondo just repeat the jargon? I feel like to throw up on you, right now people wey no Sabi anything no dey shame. But your shame dey shame me

doffman:
Ahaaaa ! You even admitted you are branding yourself . Chei.
Fake people used to brand themselves if your brain is dead to know that .

Anyway , That was why I said you live a fake life .

Adora is a branding , hairy prostitute

You just have another quality lolz

You have suffered a lot

Chisos!!! See expression of English language. English language has just been murdered in a dangerous manner. Afonja is a branding prostitute. This boy never finish secondary school aswear to God. Branding kor Margarine ni. Never did I mention branding. I described myself as a brand not as a branding. What does that even mean?


Illiterate Afonja. Why you dey disgrace your whole tribe na? And Dem go dey claim say Dem know book. Maybe in comparison to Fulani una masters. Because a master's holder in South West can not match up his/her intellectual prowess with a secondary school certificate holder in the East.


Afonja is a slave to Fulani

doffman:
It pains her well. lolz

No matter how you brand your self, you are still a prominent, hairy and shameless Igbo Prostitute .

Where is your VDRL result ?

Adora, the only Nairaland hairy prostitute

Thank God you know I brand myself and hold myself in high esteem which certifies that I'm not in your league. You're just too daft to accept I'm in a higher class than any member of your family either dead or alive can/have be(en).

I know say my sentence don confuse the illiterate Afonja. Maybe I should even type in pidgin English strictly so you can comprehend me going forward.



Fulani slave

doffman:
See shameless Igbo prostitute . You only let people know that you are a prostitute which you see it as a normal business

I have confirmed Three things I noted from you and which is very clear .

1. You are a confirmed shameless Igbo prostitute which you have also confirmed it.

2. You live a fake life and your haughtiness is of highest order ; all your previous post confirmed it.

3. You are an illiterate , you don't have job currently and the worst is that, you are so proud of your prostitution profession .

Now, who want to associate with somebody with the aforementioned qualities above ?

I think the only one left for me is to confirm your VDRL result .

Just go to any nearest medical laboratory and request for VDRL test , bring it here and I will help you to interpret it. Remember , you are a prostitute .

I will only attend to you when you provide your VDRL test.

Nobody want to drag issues with a shameless prostitute .


Adora , the hairy prostitute .

So, you can analyze this much? That's quite impressive. But like I said earlier, my 10 year old son has more future than your entire community of fools.

Nothing interesting can come out from you other than the only word you learnt from personal experiences which I believe was incited by your mother frolicking with every Tom, Dick and Harry. Your mother is a renowned prostitute. You must have been very hurt by her frivolous lifestyle which propelled you to learn only one thing throughout your school learning. Any sensible person who goes through our series of arguments will know that the illiterate has been you all along. It is a common thing in Yoruba land for women to sell their bodies for N100.

Proud Igbo lady

Afonja, Fulani slave

doffman:


Ahaaa, you just admitted you are an illiterate just the same way you admitted previously that you are a prostitute .

Adora , the hairy prostitute . You are shameless . I don't think you are normal

Bye

Afonja. Why do you keep running away? This war of words ain't over until I say it is. I'm certain the embarrassment you've received from me will serve as deterrent to you in the future so you don't just randomly advertise your stupendous and disgusting attitude on people's quotes.

Ewu Fulani