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obaataaokpaewu:
From the pictures, I can now deduce that our Landlord's dog is South African Mastiff. Ochuko is the name, very aggressive dog. When they brought a female dog in heat for him to perform, he failed woefully. Na only to dey intimidate us em sabi

hahahahaha go rave for da dog side na.

9ice one ubunja,tho some women get craze

ubunja:
women are becoming independent bro and we are going back to Nature, thanx to feminism. get the working class preg. her family will step in if it goes bad.

working class,okay i get it.

ubunja:
spread those seeds boss.get as many chicks as you can preg.its what im doing this year.
one time at work i was talking to this chick and i mentioned i had one kid, a gal; she laughed untill she almost peed herself.
she asked me " what are you waiting for?" and then told me if she had a dick she would be impregnating left right and centre. it was an eye-opener like no other. then i started to notice how women tended to congregate around guys known to have a lot of babymamas.this shit is real like the phone in your hand.

gush! Who take care of da kids then?




Da father figure?da 9ice guy?

So da womb controls da pussy?




ubunja hw many baby mama do u think i should have?

Let me read first,i wil be right back.

EricBloodAxe:
Nods in approval

if u like break dat ur coconuts head.

Centitan u ar nt trying to keep dis thread alive o

Sunexy:
Perhaps having a romp in a cementry can sometimes be spiritually beneficial...it connects you to ancestors that are close to the gods of that land..so that short period of time, you have the eyes of the gods

c ur big head

justine14:
Thank you Liverpool, l'm really good with today's result. This will give hope to other clubs to tear up Mancity defense system.

with which team,except tothaham na.cos da pattern to beating man city need pace and quality.

aieromon:
Liverpool is giving De Bruyne too much space and time to lay his killer passes.

bro those people ar hard to block down o

Lets ride on.we ar liverpool

mikejj:
i wil remove the shirt lets see where she wil hold

don't u knw women,ur third leg would be next

ubunja:
Adasun where are you bro?

am right here bro,anything for me?

This getting more interesting.




Ubunja i like the way u ar gradually introducing everything to us.





Can't wait to see da world as it is

9ice one ubunja,i wounder how some set of humans find their blood attractive.



apart frm when they may be small,i can't even be in close proximity with any of my sis.

ayourbamie:
Maybe the guy thought he was carrying Anaconda no knowing he is with an earthworm

or a cover of pen

Chiefly:
Yeah. Exactly.

Umm, bro.. Guys are generally insecure this days and with the whole Alpha male controversy, dude thinks he always have to prove a point... What if he walks out and things get out of hand.. He'll still face the consequences eventually.

alphas don't fight to protect a lady,they called da police and distance themselves

CHESTER48:
Oga, which one is shame works on women. You should be killed.na your type dey discriminate women,
and treat them as shit. So she can't stand out for herself. I pity your wife and daughter. The crazy part, is dat I won't reply u. � .

bro are u dat stupid?



U need help like seriously.

dayo2me:
if you had the chance to converse with a smart, intelligent and curvy lady can you hold the conversation long?

lols,he will be drooling like draw soup

godofuck231:
If your father tell u the things , your mum did u would kill ur mother in your mind everyday, there are things we men see and must we never reveal, if she's pregnant for someone else it means she had an encounter with another guy, the solution is to shut up and not ask her long questions like how long the guys dick was and what position was she on, codedly go in and remove the pregnancy, that child isn't yours and should not stay (unwanted pregnancy) if she wanted to remove the child by herself it would not take her anything just some injections or pills she's done, so she's coming to tell you means she's opening her secret to you, be her man and own her with everything she has including her secrets, if u do that she will tell u more and more no matter how angry or bad the secret, u will bound in secret and marriage

i knw it's ur opinion but seriously??



Which kind yeye advice be dat ?

macaphan007:
It's painful for me as a Liverpool fan since 2004,I've watched the best leave for either Madrid or Barca,The least Coutinho could gave done was to give us the 2nd half of the season, he was so desperate for the move,it's Klopp I pity the most cos it will be difficult to replace him and it will disrupt his plans, that was why he didn't allow him leave during the summer cos of the timing,FSG need to show more sincerity towards their ambition to winning silverware,under their reign we've seen the likes of Torres Suarez and Sterling leave for a profit they need to change but with the signing of VVD it shows some intent ......wish the little magician all the best at Camp Nou.

dat vvd na compensation to da fans self

crazygod:
Nice. Klopp now has money to buy quality players. He started well with a nice signing. We need a quality playmaker that can feed the attack.

bro i noticed dat vvd was just a compensation for loosing coutinho.it's all abt business for fsg.

Virgil just paid 5m out of da 75m.


And o he had more goals than dat chelsea long number 9 in 2018.



Robertson is wounderful 2day.


Chamberlin world class player.very gud 2day.


Like everton like burnley,all wounded by a defender's header


YNWA

Wow!!! what a 75m header dat was