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Sometimes one comes here to feed one's intelligence only to stumble upon bizarre threads with barbaric comments! We are not ready...

Seems you have alot of morons rooting for you here. Pu**y-slaves!...

PunkyVeer:
Dude, just drop it.

Hmmm..my job is done then. Wanted to ensure you found your confidence back after that torrential multisection you received. Go and sin no more!...

frakdon:
you see...

Shee kii shepe ooni cerebral imbalance..abi oya were ni...

frakdon:
if this is how you woo, a "woman" then you are gonna remain dormant, for sometime...by the way how old are you?

Whao! What the F! Who the hell are you? I'm old enough to be your elder brother! Come on!...

PunkyVeer:
I'd eat you alive, don't even come close That aggression aint only for show Anyway enough now. Have a good evening

Under my coat is a weary heart that will do you no harm Punkysweet...

frakdon:
yeah, a date to the moon...

Who is this gate-crasher?! Can't you see PunkyVeer and I are sowing something special?! Pinocchio!...

Yeah, you are miffed that's clear but you and I just turned a new page on your thread here. Let's make that literal...

PunkyVeer:

By the way PunkyVeer, you and I should go on a date. I like the vim&gusto in your expressions. That energy!...

PunkyVeer:
Adios mochacho!

Obrigados idiota...

PunkyVeer:
Well, go on & chase dogs then. What are you doing chasing me now? Buh-bye.

Chasing you?! This one is after substance not emptiness! But I'm not unkind, maybe someday when a womb replacement surgery is discovered I'll holla at ya! Ciao! Adieus!...

PunkyVeer:
Sounds like you're the one nursing a hardon for me. Who's stalking who now, Hector the demented projector?

I said bye, asshole.

If it boils down to choosing between someone like you and a dog. The dog it is! You 2nd-rate human! Steven's personal humpingbag...

PunkyVeer:
You're a slowpoke if you think that has anything to do with my life. Now piss off. I'm done wasting my time & MBs on you. Ta ta.

Numbskull! I bet you are falling already and your putrid vjay is dripping too. Cheapcake!...

PunkyVeer:
Ok 1st of all listen, this is not NOT about me. 2ndly, I already stated that it's about a song I was listening to that got me thinking & JUST FOR FUN, I wanted to hear what other people would say if they met up with their ex's current squeeze.

Now back to me, I had a girl come up to me & asked me about the guy we were both dating. The most interesting thing is that, we both had similar experiences with him. He was controlling. Some people have relationship patterns, so it's not about being a "hater" or whatever you choose to call me for opening this thread.

Hahaha! I was right then, Steven did hump sanity out of you. No wonder you went berserk! PunkyFunky the wailing Nightingale...

PUNKYFUNKY HAS GONE INSANE, SOMEONE HOLD HER...

PunkyVeer:
Like your opinion of me matters. A bytch ass nigga like yourself. Puhleeze. You're not gonna come here & preach to me about being a woman & womanhood when you're hardly the epitome of what a real man is yourself. If it talks like bytch, acts like a bytch, then it really must be a bytch. Which is what you are. You're as manly as a butch lesbian.

You are lost and beyond any form of redemption. A confirmed wastrel! You must thank me for my time, as I have done enough to redress your doggliness to no avail. But it would be mentioned of me that I exhibited altruism&equanimity in the treatment&management of patient Punkyfunky, HPN: 41900.
By the way, yio baa eepon baba ree. Emi ni beachi! Bring ur smelly pussy here and see maybe it wn't become 7-star! Abirun...

PunkyVeer:
LMFAO. I bet you had to google those medical terms to substantiate your false claims about being a doctor, when we both know you're as real a doctor as Dr Dre

I know big mouth niggas like yourself, they talk a lot & do so little. Their other specialty is beating on women, while they'd never lift a finger on another man. The bottom bytches of the male hierarchy club.

But anyway, I'm still talking to you whether in person or not..

That wasn't a threat at all and you are not a lady or a woman for that matter! You are what they call 'fat doe'. The ambiguity of that appellation doesn't begin to properly qualify you bt it'll do, for now! She talks about disrespect, what respect is there to be given to a hump-job like you! That you view yourself a woman puts womanhood in a position of great opprobrium. You deserve all the available strokes of a pepper-soaked horsewhip. Scallywag!...

PunkyVeer:
Me? Finished? Have you been spinning around in between posts? Because you must be dizzy or really foolish to even think I'll let you walk away just like that. I haven't even started. I snack on assholes like you on the daily. Only the gods will help you now, you cumrag.

You see. See her?! That's the problem with embellished dominatrixes such as yourself. You have an overbloated perception of what you are and what you can achieve. A megalomaniac+nymphomaniac rapped up in one flabby heap of putrescent flesh!
As if if we met in person you would be able to utter an insult talk the less of '..snack..' without me making you a patient for an emergency splenectomy and gastrectomy. I remembered you don't have an uterus anymore so there won't be need for hysterectomy. Bozo!...

PunkyVeer:
Worthless drivel from a mouth breathing fool! If it doesn't resonate with me, it shoots through one ear & out the other. Come again!

Hmmmhmm! Now you are talking! I knew I was gonna hit that spot eventually, it was only a matter of time! You are exposed and finished! Oloshi olobo yerepe...

PunkyVeer:
LMFAO. So now the rubber gloves are coming off. Wassup, Doc Let me tell you who the LovePeddler is here, a LovePeddler is that manly looking beast that spread it's hairy yam legs & pushed out a bloody useless clot like yourself.

I'm not a feminist btw & neither am I a time travelling woman from the 50s who sees marriage as the ultimate achievement.

Sweet! You are right where I was sure you would go! There is everything here that points to fact that you don't value the institution called marriage hence the reason for your opening vomitus! Steven did a serious damage to your womb with his consistent humping and your countless abortions and nw what makes u a woman is just gone! Poor PunkyFunky! No wonder you had to abscönd to SA with what's left of you to avoid the ignominy! Your pops must have wished for something better than the disappointment u became. 'Perhaps, XY' he mumbled to himself weeping. You turnd out to be a vile sac of bld&flesh, a worthless addition!...

PunkyVeer:
Who the Bleep is "we" & where is "here" ? I hope that doesn't mean you & your imaginary friends in that imaginary doctor's consulting room at Fable hospital

I don't need anyone taking me to their mama, because unlike the women in your family, I have much bigger aspirations in life than laying on my back with some dude humping between my legs, with the secret wish that one day he'll take me to meet his mama. Sorry honey, wrong door. That dusty old line may work on the psyche of others but not on me. Ncoh!

Don't honey me LovePeddler! I bet you don't have men in your family and pops prolly hung you out to dry from a tender age which would explain your disdain&pathological lack of respect for men. Sorrowful!
But of course, you will find humping moribund these days as Steven has humped the goodness out of you and now you seek a supposed meaning to your life on a dastard path of feminism!Pity! Hopefully,you'll find more meaning less humping in SA.Free checkups.

PunkyVeer:
No, ABCs to go along with YOUR childish comebacks. Or do I need to write in crayon or use hand-puppets to get that across to you loud & clear?

Punchlines over and over! You are not a serious-minded person at all! By the way, we don't employ punchline-mongers here we deal with people with the real stuff. So, stop all these pathetic advertisement of your irrelevant talent! Send me your application when you've got the good stuff, maybe then Steven will consider taking you to mama. Donatus!...

PunkyVeer:
Lol, is that all you have? So elementary for a self-proclaimed man of the white coat Now let me tell you something, you better sharpen your wit if you plan to take me on, on some verbal ass to ass. Two can play doctor & I'll sedate your phony ass with a much stronger dose of the ABCs. Stew on THAT before coming at me with some lamo playground retorts.

Still waiting for that explanation, btw.

Damn! What are you on? Ecstasy or something?! Gal, you really need to see someone about this depression masquerading as euphoria in your life.
Someone please høok this pesky lass up with some rich dude so she'll stop being all needy&infantile! ABCs at age 32! Sad!...

PunkyVeer:
Listen CLOWN, I want it coming from your mouth, not someone else's. I won't be scrolling down posts for shyt. Come back & give it to me whenever you're done PLAYING doctor. Like anyone believes you're a real doctor. Dream on, "Dr" Zitbag

Where I am is none of your fucking business. All that matters is I'm spoil for time. Whenever you're ready, Doc

Who needs a bumptious wench to believe I do what I'm doing as long as I do fine with it?! I guess your salesgirl job wasn't what you intended with life and now you are bitter with so much time on your hand to waste! You better face front and attend to that customer before your boss busts that protruding ass for ya!...

PunkyVeer:
All I'm asking is for you to explain what you meant, because it makes no sense to me. I'm not about to try decode your senseless yabba jabba when you have an option to put it in plain, understandable terms. Stop speaking in codes that only you understand & give it to me straight...I can handle it.

Seems you like rhymes. I'm busy with a patient here, don't have time for this shit! By the way, some1 gave my answer down there. But in case you still want it straight&hard too, you will be getting it later. I thought you had that job, ain't you at work? Joker!...

wissy47:
hmmmm

PinkyVeer or something, here is sense. Receive it!...

PunkyVeer:
Huh? Please make some sense.

It doesn't surprise me that you don't see the sense in those words. What is there to do the sensing anyway. 'Fair&square' she said and fair&square is coming!...

PunkyVeer:
LMFAO. No. You can foam in the mouth all you want, it still won't change the fact that no responsible girl with more than two working brain cells, wants a guy on the unemployment queue. I know it's a bitter pill to swallow. Tough tittie! Don't care!

Girls like me? Really, what do you know about me? Let me make one thing clear, girls like me (or rather, me), don't spend time on their knees sucking dick in exchange for gifts & a stack of chips. I go to work & work hard to make ends meet, hence I will not stand some lazy ass dude without a job. I'm fair & square. I'm not the type that expects from a guy what I myself don't have. I don't have a car, so I have no qualms being with a guy that doesn't own a ride. However, I still have a job & I expect him to have one of his own too. Even Steven. That's equal partnership, which is what I look for in a relationship.

Crawl under a bridge or something. Richmond is coming to get you soon. Queen of jobs!...

naijaboiy:
[i][font=serif][b][color=#1980BC]As usual, none of her thread makes sense.

All her life on Nairaland is spent on creating threads and making comments relating to guys who are either broke or jobless.
Even the abokì down your ghetto street rather sells his mai shai than look at you when you pass with your ugly shaped body,trying to seduce him.

Useless girl with no atom of sense,i'll like to ask you a simple question.

How much does your father have in his account right now?
Your brothers are still hustling to finish school while the other one who managed to graduate with a pass in the university is busy doing "G-boy" and here you are talking about broke guys chasing you when you can't even boast of a complete WAEC certificate to get a job

MA BRO, YOU ARE THE KNIGHT OF AWON SOROSORO. YOU PUT IT SO CLEARLY. THESE WORDS SHOULD BE ETCHED IN GOLD AND READ TO THEM BITCHLY GOLD-DIGGERS EVERY MORNING TO REMIND THEM OF WHAT THEIR FATHERS LØOKD LYK!...

PunkyVeer:
TLC explained it better & I think they spoke on behalf of all women

A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fine
He's also known as a buster
Always thinking about what he wants
But all he does is sit on his broke @ss

NO, I don't want your number
And NO, I don't wanna give you mine
NO, I don't wanna meet you nowhere
And NO, I don't want none of your time

NO, I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a kinda guy who gets no love from me
Always hanging on the passenger side of his best friend's ride
Tryna holla at me

You don't have a car but you want me
Oh no, I don't want no scrub

YOU HAVE DÖNE A MASTERPIECE OF A POEM HAVEN'T YOU?! MINX! FOR GALS LIKE YOU WHAT IT ALWAYS TURNS OUT TO BE IS THAT THE ONLY WORTHWHILE ASPECT ABOUT YOU IS THAT VAGINA AND TWO BREASTS, NOTHING ELSE! NO VIRTUES, NO SENSE OF COURTESY OR ELEGANCE, JUST A WIDELY TRAVELLED, HEAVILY POUNDED, GONORHOEA INFESTED VJAY AND SAGGY BREASTS! OW! PLUS A MASSIVELY COSMETIC FACE...

StephanieEzeh:
What's your take? Some jobless guys can be so annoying! Instead of concerning themselves with their life and financial condition, they end up chasing women anyhow as if it's a paid job! . Sending rubbish romantic texts and initiating boring conversations on phone. Go get a job first and come for the girl later. She would appreciate you better.

I KNOW, ONLY A IGBO GAL HAS THE INFERNAL GUTS TO COME TO A SOCIAL DOMAIN SUCH AS THIS AND SMEAR IT WITH HER VOMITUS! LADIES LIKE YOU ARE THE TYPES THAT END UP BEING PHENOTYPICAL FEMALES WITH VAGINA&BREAST BUT NO WOMB TO BOOT! IDIOT! IT PAINS ME TOO THAT MOST PEOPLE LIKE YOU ACTUALLY EMANATE FROM PØOR&PUTRID BACKGROUNDS AND THEN YOU'LL COME HERE TO TELL HOW YOUR PROGENITORS LIVE CLOSE TO LARRY ALLISON AND HOW YOU WORK WITH SHELL WHEN ACTUALLY YOU bleeped YOUR WAY TO THAT JOB YOU HAVE NOW! BUFFOON...

Naff24:
Naso oooooo, I don't know why some of us always want to reap what we don't sow
I met my fiance when he has nothing but I saw d real potentials in him, now am enjoying my endurance and perseverance when God has blessed him with cool job nd mouth watering salary

Surulere for real.. If u can't endure, den u cant enjoy good things.
To my fellow ladies...Never aspire to be with already made man... Cz behind a successful man, there must be a Good woman
I knw some gold diggers will really love to wail... Oya kontunu
If I see any of u clinching with my guy.. Chai, ur generation go suffer for it.. #Fact

CAN I BUY YOU ISIEWU PLEASE? YOU MORE THAN DESERVE TO SPEND MY MONEY! WAA SHEE IRE..AWON ALALEE AA GBE EE...