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chocolateme:Oh really? |
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Sharon Ezeamaka was a very popular child actress and model, mostly known from TV series ‘Dear Mother’, but she’s all grown up now and has a banging body. She’s about 22 now and part of MTV Shuga series.
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chocolateme:Has it been out for a long time? |
An American has invented a new condom which he says is stronger, safer and enables better sensitivity. And the new condom is called the Galactic Cap Condom (Pe_nis Helmet) This new condom sits only on the very tip of the penis, leaving the shaft exposed boosting sensitivity and enabling easier application. It was developed by LA-based Charles Powell after one of his friends contracted HIV. The condom comprises two parts – a U-shape polyurethane adhesive film that wraps around the penis – like a plaster around a finger – and a cap that sticks to it to firmly trap semen. Mr Powell claims the polyurethane part is like a second skin – and can be put on hours or days in advance as it can be worn while urinating and washing. But when a man wants to have sex, he peels off the paper backing on the cap and sticks it to the polyurethane to securely bond the two and trap semen. Source: http://www.romancemeetslife.com/2014/05/new-condom-invented-that-covers-just.html?m=1
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For all the attention they direct below the belt, most men actually know very little about their joysticks. Here’s the knowledge you need to keep yours healthy, strong, and ready for action-for life. 1. Every penis was a clitoris. Every penis in the womb starts as a clitoris before hormones ‘sex’ the brain of the to-be male. The penis retains the mark of its female heritage: its dark underskin and the thin ridge or seam, known as the raphe, which runs from scrotum to anus, are remnants of the fusion of the vaginal lips. 2. joysticks used to have spines. Though they were lost before Neanderthals and modern humans diverged. Scientists are still not quite certain of their purpose, but they speculate that it apparently quickened the pace of an erection and is more common in promiscuous species (such as cats). 3. Fetuses can have erections! Male fetuses can have erection during the third trimester, according to ultrasound scans. 4. No brain is necessary for ejaculation: the order to ejaculate comes from the spinal cord, not the brain. 5. King of ancient tribes ate joysticks: In ancient tribes, the king would often eat the penis of his predecessor to apparently absorb his holy power. This practice was allegedly banned by the ancient Hebrews. 6. Testifying on testicles: In pre-biblical times, men would swear on their own joysticks. The word “testify” is derived from a Roman legal practice of swearing on one’s testicles. The word “penis” comes from the Latin word for “tail”. 7. “Shaved” guardians in Muslim empires: In great Muslim empires, there would be a guardian assigned to each harem’s bed. The guardians had to be “shaved,” which meant having his testicles and penis removed. 8. King Fatefehi of Tonga: between the years of 1770 and 1784, he apparently deflowered 37,800 women. 9. Diphallus is a rare condition that affects one in 5-6 million males. It’s when a man is born with two joysticks. Unfortunately, it’s rare that both are fully functional, and it often comes in tandem with other deformities that also require surgery. 10. joysticks can actually break: Every year, hundreds of men break their erect penis, researchers say. Most do so during “violent intercourse.” But there are also cases where men snap their member – indeed, specialists note that such incidents are accompanied by an audible crack – by falling out of bed with an erection. The cure for a broken penis? Six weeks of bed rest with a penis splint. 11. Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter. Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. 12. The foreskin has an abundance of Langerhans cells, which are immune cells that are infiltrated by HIV. This may explain why circumcised men in Africa have a 60% lower rate of HIV infection from heterosexual intercourse. 13. A healthy male averages 11 erections per day-nine of them while asleep. After ejaculating, it can take him anywhere from two minutes to two weeks to achieve another erection. 14. From shower to grower: On average, a limp penis will increase in volume 300% when it is erect. It will also contain more than eight to ten times its normal amount of blood. 15. Jonah Falcon, a 42-years-old man with a 9-inch penis (22.86 cm; 13.5 inches, or over 34 cm when hard). He’s the man with the world’s largest penis. 16. Animals with the biggest and smallest joysticks: the Blue Whale is the animal with the biggest recorded penis to date, at 8 feet (over 2m) long. The adult male elephant has the biggest recorded penis for land animals, at 6 feet (1.8288m, and S-shaped when erect). And coming in with the smallest penis is the shrew, at .2 inches(0.5 cm). 17. Koro, a culture-specific syndrome, where a man (or a woman) is overcome with a debilitating fear that his penis (or her nipples) is shrinking and will eventually disappear. Interestingly, this fear is borne out of no real proof or evidence. It is also known as “penis panic” and has been said to provoke mass hysteria. 18. Semen can cure depression: Apparently, semen contains chemicals that elevate mood, increase affection, induce sleep, and contain at least three antidepressants. It also contains cortisol, which is known to increase affection; as well as estrone, which elevates mood; oxytocin, which also elevates mood; thyrotropin-releasing hormone, which is another antidepressant; melatonin, which is a sleep aid; and serotonin, which is a well-known antidepressant neurotransmitter. Source: http://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-relationships/penis-facts
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Only one question and this thread is dead, if that is the skull of Goliath how come in the first picture the skull I still fused to the body? Remember, david beheaded him according to the bible. |
During a robbery in a First Generation Bank, in lagos Nigeria, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you." Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking. When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!" This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do! When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got." The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!" This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications! After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the #70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”. This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage! The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month." This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job. The next day, the TV news reported that #100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took #20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!" This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!" The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery. This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks! So who are the real robbers here? |
voltron:Naaaahhhh.... Not that kind of Atheist. |
Blossom023:I rest my case, once you are dumb, there is nothing we can do about it. |
Blossom023:So you actually believed your god drove out ebola, please Google what drove out Ebola out of Nigeria, if is it god, then I would retract all my statement, go ahead check it out. While our scientist were risking their lives working on a cure for ebola, you were sleeping on your bed praying and you have the nerves to say it was god that drove out ebola from Nigeria. Saying that it was god that drove out Ebola out of Nigeria is like saying it was god that drove out polio out of Nigeria. Please next time use that thing you call brain. Either that or your religion has over shadowed it. |
Blossom023:WRONG! Air has been proven, gravity has been proven but your god has never been proven, so please don't equate your god with air and gravity, rather equate it with vampires and zombies cos they haven't been proven as well. |
Eddlad:Please i don't get you, are you saying therr is no concrete evidence for evolution? if that is what you are saying, then i think you are one of the people that would not make their researches well and would defend Christianity even if they are wrong. Evolution of species on earth us something that no normal human would say it's false. Please next time make your researches well before spewing trash. |
Blossom023:Sometimes I feel sad for we Nigerians that I would almost feel like shedding tears. American high school students are building robots, designing cars and planes, while my brothers and sisters here are still confused whether their is a god somewhere or not. Why can't we just use our heads and think. Thinking has done a lot for humanity while praying has done nothing significant. We are stronger, smarter and better than this religion of a thing. Even the whites that brought this religion to our country are not even taking it serious like us. Nigerians please let us start to use our heads for something positive not whether I'm going make heaven or not. If Yyou are someone that still need the threat of hell fire or the promise of heaven before you act right, then you are a monster not a human, because every human has a brain and with it you have conscience. |
Blossom023:OK! Now we are back, really thought you were gonna make sense there. |
Blossom023:Wow! With what you have there, you are telling me that you have seen God, OK case closed, tell me how he looks and I promise I retract my statement and become a christian. |
voltron:Please check the title of this post again, something tells me you got it all wrong. No offense by the way. |
Blossom023:I'm speechless! |
Blossom023:Please citing one forecast in the bible and ignoring other atrocities and bullshit is just great. Please other religious books said the same, but I'm sure you would also say those books are wrong right? |
voltron:Nice! Please I need more discoveries. |
Nobody? You mean nobody can add to the list? |